Jun 12 2009Shauna Sand has nipples
Shauna Sand did some topless sunbathing in Miami yesterday and "accidentally" flashed some nip to the paparazzi. And I mean accidentally in the way that dollar bills sometimes fly out of my hand into the G-strings of strippers when I'm supposed to be at work. Which is actually more like an act of heroism, but who has time to split hairs?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of classic Franken-nipples.

Reader Comments
1. Duuude - June 12, 2009 12:55 PM
Yikes.... Not first.
2. chupacabra - June 12, 2009 12:57 PM
Two words for funbags, here:
SKIN CANCER.
3. Chupacbra - June 12, 2009 12:58 PM
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
4. Chupacbra - June 12, 2009 12:58 PM
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
5. Aaron - June 12, 2009 12:58 PM
I think she would make an awesome one nighter...
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6. p0nk - June 12, 2009 12:58 PM
if i feel the need to see something like that, i'll just run my pickup head-on into a pole. motorboat THOSE fun bags.
7. Crabby Old Guy - June 12, 2009 1:02 PM
Yes she does - complete with surgical scars - woo hoo!
8. Lisa - June 12, 2009 1:06 PM
why is she always putting on one swimsuit over another. My guess is she does not want the photog's to stop taking pictures. She trys to make one day look like 10.
Real celebrity's wear the same cloths to get them to stop taking photo's. Same cloths look like the same day.
9. Carrie - June 12, 2009 1:12 PM
What the hell! I don't see a single acrylic whore shoe anywhere in these pictures! The world is definitely coming to an end...
10. denise's dress - June 12, 2009 1:15 PM
I've got a message for Denise: Those funbags are for flaunting.
11. Earn$100 Per Day with PPC - June 12, 2009 1:16 PM
i would bang the dumb out of her.
12. Deacon Jones - June 12, 2009 1:16 PM
My penis just shifted.
Down and to the right, down and to the right (in Kevin Costner voice).
13. rosa - June 12, 2009 1:17 PM
Nice frankenstein scarring aroud the nipple.... such a beautiful, natural woman. It must be so nice to cuddle with a stick with oranges sewed on!
14. dballs - June 12, 2009 1:17 PM
It looks like she got an ingrown hair and went to town on that sucker. Only it fought back. And won. WHY would you let people take a picture of that mess?
15. Chupacbra - June 12, 2009 1:19 PM
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
16. Zanna - June 12, 2009 1:20 PM
It's a damn good thing she's wearing those hats for sunprotection.
17. Daddyoh - June 12, 2009 1:20 PM
Must be a bunch of Gay People on this site! Those are some nice-lookin Funbags!
-Daddyoh
18. dood - June 12, 2009 1:30 PM
@ #17 - you're what's wrong with america douchebag
19. kkk - June 12, 2009 1:40 PM
white people are dumb
20. TexasTranny - June 12, 2009 1:42 PM
pretty bikini
21. jukka - June 12, 2009 1:55 PM
At which age in USA the nipples become sin like. In Finland children can go to sauna with naked women without anyone calling police for porno!
Those who had committed sin, see naked people as sin!
(compare with Adam and Eve!)
22. dirk - June 12, 2009 2:03 PM
I'd shag that little dunce bald-headed.
23. Kelley - June 12, 2009 2:05 PM
No. 8 Lisa, you need to learn how to spell !! This chick is too much ... hello, Duck Lips !! LOL. Never mind the fake tits ...
24. Hollywood Sleazeball - June 12, 2009 2:06 PM
I don't like the way these stories are crowding out small parts of the ads that control this page. Denise Richards is...
...A great entertainer...
...A great humanitarian...
...And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years!
She deserves to be treated with more respect.
25. wifey - June 12, 2009 2:16 PM
Normally I'm not so mean but jesus,
@8 clothes
26. Lain - June 12, 2009 2:30 PM
Ew. OMG. Scars. Weren't her nipples fucked up (even more) before? I think she got them 'fixed'.
27. Ram Punchington - June 12, 2009 2:43 PM
Where are pictures of Shauna and Heidi motorboating each other?
That'd be some Must-See Superficial.com!!!
Punchington Out.
P.S.: Pbpbpbpbpbppppppbpbp (Motorboat! Yeah!)
28. Deacon Jones - June 12, 2009 2:53 PM
@24
What the fuck are you on??
29. havoc - June 12, 2009 3:21 PM
I would stick things in her.....
.
30. j - June 12, 2009 3:22 PM
Nice breast lift scars...
31. Crazy Oldie - June 12, 2009 3:37 PM
She is hot and I'd hit that!
To the haters, its easy to do so behind your computers in your parents damp basement while drinking mountain due and wondering why your still a virgin at the age of 30...I'd love to see some pics of the candy you are flossing out in public to prove me otherwise.
32. Fuck U - June 12, 2009 3:41 PM
WTF!! ...and here I thought those hooker shoes were glued to her fuckin feet.
33. Sport - June 12, 2009 3:45 PM
Only internet toughguys use the word 'hater.'
She is a scabby whore that only owns one pair of clear plastic pumps and wears them to the beach. I wouldn't put your dick in her, dude.
I agree with most posts on here calling hot chicks 'fat' but in this case all of the superlatives are justified. Take off the beer goggles and put down the latest issue of JUGS magazine and open your eyes fool.
34. nia - June 12, 2009 4:00 PM
i got a breast reduction because of my back and i have scars like that.
35. Some Girl - June 12, 2009 4:04 PM
Her boobs actually look PAINFUL. It looks as if her implants are going to bust through her skin. Ouch!
36. Some Girl - June 12, 2009 4:05 PM
Lol, Mountain Due.
37. Fake boobks suck! - June 12, 2009 4:10 PM
Fake boobs suck ass!! I don't understand.
kelly Brook.. Now those are some titties!!!
38. bubba - June 12, 2009 4:30 PM
now she needs ass implants
39. Rabbit - June 12, 2009 4:31 PM
I'd fuckin hit it...
40. Jay - June 12, 2009 4:38 PM
FUCKING EAT ALREADY!!!!!!!
41. Jay - June 12, 2009 4:38 PM
FUCKING EAT ALREADY!!!!!!!
42. missywissy - June 12, 2009 4:41 PM
I'm not a hater, but....
What is sexy or natural about seeing breasts on a human skeleton?
43. obannion - June 12, 2009 4:57 PM
I want to put my penis in there.
44. Montana - June 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Yay! Nipples!
45. Mister Bored - June 12, 2009 5:11 PM
Ugly chick with ugly pepperoni sewed on nipples.
46. Montana - June 12, 2009 5:20 PM
Yay! Pepperoni!
47. mramosster - June 12, 2009 5:43 PM
Can you imagine your tongue thumping over every leather awled stitch on her nipple, like little slow it down speed bumps? mmm I can.
48. brooke - June 12, 2009 5:59 PM
You mean frankennipples, a la Tara Reid.
49. lily - June 12, 2009 5:59 PM
how obvious is it that her implants were done through the nipple? you can still count the stitches...
50. Geoff - June 12, 2009 6:19 PM
I am assuming she received the money we collected here at the Fish for her to buy new shoes. I don't see the stripper acrylic heels, so hopefully she bought some Old Navy flip-flops with the $2.15 we sent her.
51. Galtacticus - June 12, 2009 6:23 PM
Is there something coming out her navel?
52. Courtyardpigeon - June 12, 2009 6:37 PM
Seriously. Who is this woman? I need to Google her name.
53. netstarman - June 12, 2009 6:39 PM
Yea but we are only seeing the top part of the nipples, the underneath carriage has a curled in look that needs to be hammered out. or just to be used in a curled pork rind ads. Louisiana style.
54. Ashley - June 12, 2009 6:48 PM
This chick doesn't need the sun she already looks like she's melting. What is she famous for anyways?
55. Derek Jeter's Penis - June 12, 2009 7:06 PM
I have so much respect for Lorenzo whats his face....He dumped this bitch just before she smashed through the guard rail to Trash Town! You Da Man Lorenzo! You were definately smarter than you look....
I know when to dump chicks...remember Vanessa Minnillo????
A-Rod is a FRUIT!
56. dink squeeze - June 12, 2009 7:14 PM
nice scars around her funbag nipples showing where they stuffed them in. She should have added a gatoraide opening to her nipples and filled those funbags with juice!
57. gangreenuts - June 12, 2009 7:23 PM
Shes gross but I would still hit it after a few beers...who am I kidding i'd hit sober!
58. LEB - June 12, 2009 7:33 PM
What precisely is relevant about this woman, other than the fact that she spends 99.7% of her life in a bikini?
59. GaGa - June 12, 2009 7:36 PM
I see the recssion has not hit Shauna Sand. She is still working at what she does best - slipping her nipples on purpose at the beach while making out and smoking cigarettes with her greasy, younger version of Lorenzo.
60. Montana - June 12, 2009 7:58 PM
LEB - are you trying to say that a woman who spends 99.7% of her life in a bikini is NOT relevant? That's sexist.
61. danny - June 12, 2009 8:08 PM
Any woman who has that stupid bunny tattoo anywhere on her body is an idiot. Period.
62. mikeock - June 12, 2009 8:09 PM
if you push those things, does the garage door open?
63. vito - June 12, 2009 9:34 PM
Hey #21...TALK ENGRISH PREAZE!
Boy, scarred up fake tits sure make MY dick hard! How about the rest of you guys?
Ladies, don't get implants. You're just fine the way you are. In fact, you're better than just fine...you're PERFECT!
64. Jibbly Biggins - June 12, 2009 9:53 PM
She used to look amazing. Too bad she became a botox and tanning addict. Her skin looks like a worn out burlap sack.
65. jenny - June 12, 2009 10:15 PM
Not one inch of her is original or real, how can any guy think she is hot?????? Ew EW EW!!!! Her lips are hilarious. Mine looked like that once, after I got hit in the face with a baseball.
66. jenny - June 12, 2009 10:25 PM
Not one inch of her is original or real, how can any guy think she is hot?????? Ew EW EW!!!! Her lips are hilarious. Mine looked like that once, after I got hit in the face with a baseball.
67. jenny - June 12, 2009 10:26 PM
Not one inch of her is original or real, how can any guy think she is hot?????? Ew EW EW!!!! Her lips are hilarious. Mine looked like that once, after I got hit in the face with a baseball.
68. Funeral Guy - June 12, 2009 10:36 PM
This chick looks great......FROM BEHIND....then she turns around and her face is totally beat. Big, gross enhanced fish lips and those horrible, horrible implants. Yuck.
69. Huckleberry Hashimoto - June 12, 2009 10:53 PM
Those things look as though they can shoot laser beams.
PEW PEW PEW
70. Helium Fun Bags - June 12, 2009 11:28 PM
She'd never drown with those life-saving bags of joy. As earlier, he/she used to be in my high school BOYS phys. ed. class.
71. datroof - June 13, 2009 12:08 AM
this slut is gross
72. Groucho - June 13, 2009 12:33 AM
Shauna Sand without stripper heels = fail. It's like seeing Santa Claus without a beard.
73. Binky - June 13, 2009 12:41 AM
Shauna Sand ? WTF ? What is this payola ?
74. Jim Jones - June 13, 2009 1:33 AM
And huge scars from boob job. Lame.
75. Robby - June 13, 2009 3:21 AM
I never understood why chicks get thru the nipple implants... it's like "hey baby come suck on these sewed back on raggedy patch doll scar/nipples!" eww
76. shaunaisugly - June 13, 2009 3:24 AM
One Word = YUCK!
77. jerry - June 13, 2009 3:27 AM
funbags and ooogly!!!
78. soahc - June 13, 2009 4:31 AM
#5:
I agree. It would indeed be well worth the zinc to drop a load inside that scalpel rejuvenated vagina. Any of you guys that claims this bitch isn't worth at least one quick fuck is 100% gay.
79. Rhialto - June 13, 2009 6:57 AM
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80. Dr. Vinnie - June 13, 2009 7:16 AM
Classy as fuck
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82. Salty Bob - June 13, 2009 12:27 PM
#78: No. Anyone who figures this thing is worth bopping, even just once, is 100% desperate.
83. Mama Pinkus - June 13, 2009 12:30 PM
nipples the size of paper plates. nasty.
84. dink squeeze - June 13, 2009 1:48 PM
Quack Quack!
Look it's daffy duck with two beach balls stuck to his chest!
85. Joejam2845 - June 13, 2009 1:55 PM
Don't women realize how Phony they look with DD sized Implants???
86. lukeoneil47 - June 13, 2009 2:09 PM
Guhhh. Sea monster shit over here. On the List. http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/
87. captain america - June 13, 2009 5:04 PM
......................AND AN ANUS TOO, folks!!
88. Dantheman - June 13, 2009 5:18 PM
i would do her
89. Dantheman - June 13, 2009 5:18 PM
i would do her
90. Miles - June 13, 2009 7:16 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!! Shauna Sand is fucking sexy as hell.. WOW... I would fuck the shit out of that nice pussy and those fun bagsss......... Holy fucking shit I have just found my jack off pics for a day and these might last for a week. Those scars on her nice nipples you guys talk about I would lick those things out of style. Anybody that says Shauna is not hot is completely delusional. bottom line open your fucking eyes! This amazing woman Shauna Sand is a complete beauty. And #33 Sport. Yeah you must be the biggest cock sucking fag on this earth. You are probably flaming now. Go suck some cock because we all know you are gay. Shauna fucking rocks!!!!!!! and she is flawless. Love those tits!!! Damn time for my cock to have some fun! Fuck you ungreatful fucks who dont get to jack off to the amazing Shauna Sand!!!
91. Miles - June 13, 2009 7:16 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!! Shauna Sand is fucking sexy as hell.. WOW... I would fuck the shit out of that nice pussy and those fun bagsss......... Holy fucking shit I have just found my jack off pics for a day and these might last for a week. Those scars on her nice nipples you guys talk about I would lick those things out of style. Anybody that says Shauna is not hot is completely delusional. bottom line open your fucking eyes! This amazing woman Shauna Sand is a complete beauty. And #33 Sport. Yeah you must be the biggest cock sucking fag on this earth. You are probably flaming now. Go suck some cock because we all know you are gay. Shauna fucking rocks!!!!!!! and she is flawless. Love those tits!!! Damn time for my cock to have some fun! Fuck you ungreatful fucks who dont get to jack off to the amazing Shauna Sand!!!
92. shaunaisugly - June 13, 2009 7:48 PM
HELLO #90 & 91... U need to have your eyes checked! It'd be like fucking a 90 yrs old with duck lips & 2 water balloons in her chest.. NASTY!
93. shaunaissmokinghot!! - June 13, 2009 10:01 PM
HELLO #92... You need to check and make sure your not gay. Duck lips?? What her lips are so nice. just imagine those around your cock. Those water ballons happen to be the best boobs right there. They are so great.. Those are gods gift to the earth put on Shauna. You defines sexy. I am sorry. I love her and Would kiss her sexy ass feet for her. She is amazing. What a lucky boyfriend she has to get her. She is truly Great!
94. Breakup Makeup - June 14, 2009 12:30 AM
(O O)
95. gnipgnop - June 14, 2009 2:14 AM
she falls on her gut i'll fuck her in the ass so hard i'll be able to hear her ribs crack
96. banana - June 14, 2009 2:18 AM
so many stupid hats
97. SusanBoyleLover - June 14, 2009 7:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t-8xiEFRCY&feature=related
98. LoveyouShauna - June 14, 2009 7:13 AM
Man, 'I love shauna sand, and Susan Boyle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t-8xiEFRCY&feature=related play the mad game, it finishes with some rad mario action
99. Womb Raider - June 14, 2009 3:48 PM
I'd still like to smell her ass.
100. Miles - June 14, 2009 3:48 PM
What does the beautiful Shauna Sand have to do with ugly Susan Boyle?? One is the most beautiful broad on the whole world while the other is the most hideous. And yea for those assholes on here that said she had scars on her nipples just take a look at the smokin hot pics that I came to 100 times where her nipples were exactly the same..... http://www.playboy.com/girls/playmates/personal/shaunasand/mystory01.html
See motherfuckers!!!! lol... Stfu asswipes. Shauna Sand is the most beautiful women. Can't see then you are blind. Now with further to do time for me to wank. Have fun with some uglier girl than Shauna cause she is as good as it gets.
101. jojo - June 14, 2009 6:57 PM
very fake and over baked..superficial and perfect for this site.....skinny little midget body, that's why she always wears those gigantic heals, has a height complex! This woman is out of her mind!
102. jojo - June 14, 2009 6:58 PM
if she didn't have these gigantic FAKE tits she would look like a 7 year old girl!
103. Tommy V - June 15, 2009 2:53 AM
A 7 year old girl I would fuck! Like miles said, he is dead on Shauna is beautiful. Nice skin, pretty face, and absolutely phenominal body. How much more can you ask. Most you guys are just jealous becuz she is the celebrity and you guys are losers who post shit about a beautiful woman like Shauna. I will say it. I am a loser to post here but atleast I dont say she Shauna is ugly when she isn't. Shes the one lauging with her beautiful smile at the end of the day. Not us!
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105. RichPort's Ghost - June 15, 2009 10:37 AM
#104 - Seriously, that is the dumbest fucking link ever spammed on the Fish. At least with me etbl ac khor nygran nies.c_om you get to see some beaver. Your attempts at relevancy are even sadder than this duck-lipped pencil with fake mams. Please go skip through a minefield, and be sure to fall face first.
106. wtf?! - June 15, 2009 10:04 PM
yea guys you're right, she may/may not be a great fuck...but i think we can all agree that's all she's worth, is a fuck.
107. zahid - June 21, 2009 2:35 PM
HI, i want to need newly nicly life partner without bad nature. okey take care good bye good day nice to meet u
108. Raven - July 27, 2009 4:42 AM
There are some things about Shauna that I don't envy or like, but for other things, she's got the life I'd love to have!!! One gorgeous, young model after the other and there's nothing wrong with a maintaining yourself as you're getting older, it's obviously working for her if she's getting those yummy guys all the time.
Unfortunately, many of the women here are just jealous of the younger woman/younger mancandy thing. If the ages were reversed, no one would say ANYTHING. It's too bad that women haven't come so far as to be able to compliment one another and instead are just catty all the time when someone else has something they want.