Jun 21 2009Shauna Sand completely topless

eew her nips look wierd. swollen with a dark ring around them. diseased even.

oh it just occurred to me its prolly her surgery scars. yup.

With the exception of tan lines, I only see perfection :)

#1, 2 - GTFO, smalltits.

Well at least her nips are as horrible as her tits. She better get her sorry ass out of the sun or in about ten years she'll be looking like those old lady walking lizards that you see in Arizona.

malpractice suit material

Extra pepperoni

Can you motorboat fakies? I doubt it's half the fun of real tits.

Well, now we know her nipples were sliced off and placed higher during the tit job. Sounds like fun.

#4 hahaha. i actually have no tits but i do have a huge cock:) thx for askin. im sure ur tits are as big, if not bigger than shauna skank. go for a run once in awhile and get the fuck outta ur moms basement alright buddy.

I think she might have paid extra for nipple embossing and outer glow.

#11 - Cool story, bro. So, you're just picky then. And by picky I mean gay. Phew, that was a scare. Also, fit male here, don't worry 'bout my physical health, buddy. And no, I won't let you eat my sausage like a starving bear.

Wa-hay.....Cock fight between Hash & yo.
Let the typed battle of "my dick's bigger than your dick" and "You're a faggot...no, you're a faggot" begin!
Whoop whoop.

#13 those things are DISGUSTING!
if you are all about her nasty hard boob job complete w/franken-nipples youve never seen a decent boob!

THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Fuckin Americans.

#3: Fo realz? You're gross, dude.

#15...not to me

Those nips are def showin implant scars...thats grimey

Yuck!

I'd much rather have smaller and real than the fake stuff. Fake tits would not be so bad but most woman get several sizes too large for what they should and it looks repulsive.

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Yea.. maybe she should have waited a little while longer for the scars to heal before going out like that...

You gotta love superior human beings like Woz, thinking they're above us all. You're dust like the rest of us, faggot/bitch.

DON'T ANY OF YU TARDS KNOW WHAT HER TITS LOOKED LIKE PRE-SURGERY?

SHE HAD LARGE NATURALS THAT WERE LOWER SET AND HAD A LOWER PLACED AREOLAS. ALL SHE DID WAS LIFT HER BOOBS WITH IMPLANTS AND RAISED HER AREOLA, SHE WAS NEVER SMALL OR FLAST BUSTED.

GOOGLE HER PLAYMATE CENTERFOLD PICTURES. SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKED WITH HER REAL TITS, THEY WERE PERFECTLY FINE AS THEY WERE, NOW THEY LOOK GROSS, I WOULD NEVER SUCK ON THOSE THINGS...

hey check me out, sucking on a dick!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2zz2arm.jpg

Well, she posed nude for Playboy, so why not flash the tits for the paparazzi ? Trouble is, her tits were real when she was Miss May, 1996. She looked all-natural back then :/

Party tits...

I never thought I'd say this, but "Sweet Jesus, cover those things up, PLEASE!"

#22. Woo hoo...(all together now) troll, troll, troll!! Haha.

ouch.
and
oucher.

Wow, I didn't really even know who this chick was, so I Googled her. I saw pictures of her from like 1996...from Playboy. SHE WAS GORGEOUS! And she had real breasts (not that all fake ones are bad, but hers definitely are). I can't believe how much she's botched herself with plastic surgery. Seriously, look her up from back in the day. She was so pretty. What a waste.

She is too skinny and looks like my granny.
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Hey bad news everyone, but her tits were fake in Playboy too.

She's repulsive.

#23---sorry, "reality check". You can see the nipple areolaes' surgical scars already present in her Playboy Miss May 1996 pics. http://playmate.freeweb.hu/html/9605.html

Hey Doc can you add some more bad scars on my nipples... Oh you can and for free , you are so great "get er done" . Sorry Doc i stayed up all night watching Larry the Cable Guy with my daughter and my hunky of a man who kept looking at my Lucite heel shoes with extra sand. Leave extra scars for the beach.

Wow, those are some rough looking nipples!

the surgeon obviously fails at making good circles.

Too many nips and tucks. The sad thing is the girls think that this is what turns the boys on. Girls have forgotten what natural is; guys have not. It starting to get scaring out there when every girl thinks they have to look like modified Barbie Dolls.

Too many nips and tucks. The sad thing is the girls think that this is what turns boys on. Girls have forgotten what natural is; guys have not. It's starting to get scary out there when every girl feels compelled to look like a surgically altered Barby Doll.

Please stop posting the Catwoman. Please. She's so ugly and I hate having to scroll over a frightening blemish on an otherwise deep and entertaining website that I have valued for years. Please.

I'd rather be gay than pork this plasticized bitch

puke

Ewwwww!!!!!

Um, the pictures I SAW OF HER FROM 10+ YEARS AGO, her boobs were not fake. Fake breasts don't "hang" the way her's were, nor even have the same shape. Regardless, it doesn't matter. She looked good then and now she doesn't. End of story. Stop posting pictures of her unless they're at least 10 years old.

Those look painted on.

To quote Scrubs: You, my friend, look so damned leathery I'm tempted to cinch a rubber band around you and stick you under my mattress so you'll be broken in for the big game this weekend. Have a great day, you look like a purse.

Seriously, what the HELL is going on with her skin?? I mean, I have an alabaster complexion, I wouldn't mind being a shade or two darker... but she seriously looks like a catcher's mitt with breasts. And not the nice, bury-your-face-in-'em breasts, but the kind that make you want to run screaming for the hills. My boobs only ever looked like that the week after I gave birth and they were engorged to Hell -- WHY would you want them to permanently look that way?

To quote Scrubs: You, my friend, look so damned leathery I'm tempted to cinch a rubber band around you and stick you under my mattress so you'll be broken in for the big game this weekend. Have a great day, you look like a purse.

Seriously, what the HELL is going on with her skin?? I mean, I have an alabaster complexion, I wouldn't mind being a shade or two darker... but she seriously looks like a catcher's mitt with breasts. And not the nice, bury-your-face-in-'em breasts, but the kind that make you want to run screaming for the hills. My boobs only ever looked like that the week after I gave birth and they were engorged to Hell -- WHY would you want them to permanently look that way?

The more her face is covered up, the hotter she looks. I think if she just started wearing Cobra Commander's hood to the beach she'd get more press than Megan Fox.

One more post about this diseased whore, and you shall DIE.

Now excuse me; I must go violate the ground beef to purge myself of this icky feeling...

She has the best body, best boobs and best face of any woman on earth. Those man-made tits feel and look like a young girl's tits. That is why fakies are better than real. Real tits are gross. And the big lips just ache to be kissed or to suck you off. She is ultra-thin and shapely and has the maturity to be an excellent bed mate. Once you get into fake tits, you can never be satisfied with the look of feel of real ones.

Someone should tell her plastic surgeon that he glued her boobs on about 3 inches too low.

BESIDES HER FAKE FUN BAGS, WHAT ELSE IS FAKE?????

Franken-Cougar.

Sadly...I think I probably still would.

Ugh. Nice surgical scars around the nipples.

@50: Like a real woman would let you within ten feet of her "gross" real boobs anyway. Jesus.

And "young girls tits"? I think you need to stop messing with minors, dude.

eww.
shes had her nipples removed and replaced.
i dont even know who this slag is, but she should be in a medical publication about scarring and self obsession.
why do these ugly slags do this? do they think that doctored scarred tits will make up for their heads which are about attractive as a robbers dog? cause they dont.
why on earth would she want those battered abused tits publicised?

I motorboated those babies many times. In fact, that's how I got my boating license.

It's pictures like this that make me sooo grateful for my all natural 34D's. Nothing like pictures of celebrities to make me feel hot! ;)

that's fucking raunchy! i wish i wasn't so damn curious.

Hmm...

...I'd rather do Ugly Betty.

Can't stand the whole fake fish lips, fake boobs and fake chick thing.

Gimme a real women, flat or stacked, any time.

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That's a Milf I'd hit twice. Come see the fattys out here in the Midwest for awhile.

Gross nips that have been sliced off and sewn back on, it's disgusting.

Wow, worst boob job I've seen. Looks like she went for the areolar incision route, and it shows.

Why does the image of a golf ball lying next to a garden hose come to mind?

That, and a grapefruit sliced in half. Or maybe more like a honeydew melon.

I connot imagine people like to see this.......................PLASTIC FAILURE, folks!!

Plastic failure indeed, very sad. DragonKat, good for you, an all natural woman is a turn on.

I almost want to feel sorry for MS Sand but she let vanity get the best of her and her plan backfired and I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for her, to laugh at her, or to shake my head at her in disgust. Instead of ending up hotter looking she ended up looking as she does, which is downright freakish.

Ladies, don't mess yourselves up, be natural, and remember that what's inside counts more for the simple reason that it has more staying power than how you look. Sure, we can get brain damage, etc., but in most cases character and personality remains intact while the body ages and becomes less attractive. The attractiveness of young female bodies is nature's way of getting the species to reproduce. To a guy with bad eyesight and perhaps a brain that's been messed up by too many drugs and too much booze, an old bag who tries through surgery, etc., to look younger and hotter than she is may be attractive. To a guy with good vision and a clear mind, such women look like what they are, sad and desperate. Be honest, do your really and truly think MS Sand is happy when her mind is relatively clear and she takes a good look at herself in the mirror? I highly doubt it. Don't do that to yourselves, please.

not bad looking tits .. her nipples are much better now then a while a go

a few more pounds added would be good for her figure (

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#56/62 You don't "remove and replace" nipples or "slice them off or sew them on"- they're not stickers. You can reposition them higher when you "lift" a sagging breast (implants optional) or reduced one, but there's always a vertical scar below the nipple where the skin was resectioned (where the nip used to be) and stitched together. Look at the skin below - no scar, so no reposition.

These are areola incision implant scars where the surgeon cut around the nipple and stuffed in the implant. - probably got "teardrop" shaped ones. Looking at her previous Playboy pix, they either did a lot of Photoshop or she's has her implants redone since then, with of course more scarring. Tara Reid has the same circular scars and it looks like shit on her, too.

ZOMBIE TITS! RUN!!!!!

I wish someone would take THE SHOE She's holding in pic 3 (yes-the Bitch only owns 1 pair), and stab her in her ugly tits!!!

I mean--pic 6!!!

wowww very sexyyyy babyyy, big boobs

Pretty hot from the neck to the navel... I'd deal with the regret and self loathing in the morning.

@50- I bet you have one of those fake pussies at home that you plug into the wall and you have sex with it. Get real, dude.

Shauna used to be a little tubby, wubby at one time in her younger days. Whatever methods she's using to keep her shit lookin' that tight, she should keep on doin' it. I'd hit that repeatedly and often.

I don't care who you are....that's some fun stuff right there.

The only thing those puppies need its lots of oil on them...

Hours of fun.

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That's a bad boob job.

@50
"Once you get into fake tits, you can never be satisfied with the look or feel of real ones."

I agree 100%.

And Shauna, give us a cameltoe shot over the next couple days sweetie.

The red around her nipples is her surgery scars. They removed her whole nipple to put in the implant bc it was so big. The red will fade after time so she must have had them redone in last year to be so red.

@74 you must be one fat and ugly desperate dude, that or you just like sex with anyone that's willing to give it up, yeah desperate! She is gross!

With apologies to Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel:

Push that girl in front of a train:
Take her to the doctor sewed her arm on again.
Stabbed that man right through his heart;
gave him a transplant for a brand new start.
Snipped the nipples offa that skank;
give her big balloons like from a helium tank.

Seriously people.
The lady has a SMOKE-N Body.
Big tattys (fake or real doesn't matter)
Great stomach, Nice tan,
Nice skinny legs.
Yeah so what...BrownBag the bitch to cover her face.
All you haters......get real man....that body is SLAMMIN!

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#81 - No, I'm not your dad, but thanks for playing.

As soon as I thought Shauna Sand could not get an hotter... OMFG!!!!!! WOW.... I will have funn cumming to her 2night!!!!!!!! SHauna is the fucking hottest and has the best fucking titties and nipples ever!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus the most perfect face.... Holy fucking shit!!!!! SHe is the most beautiful babe ever!!!!!!!! Damn! Megan fox doesnt have shit on her!! Shauna is the best!

You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine............

You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine............

You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine............

You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine............

It looks like her nipples are filled with pus.Something like giant pimples.

My penis seems to be stricken with rigor mortis after looking at these pictures.

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS

@85 and juvenile responses - you are a loser. I see your comments all over this site further proof you have no life or game...

she's better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FacHzBqviPI

she's better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FacHzBqviPI

Perfect...fake lips and fake tits.

Wow it absolutely blows my mind that this chick is 37. I thought I was looking at pictures of some 50+ year old who was trying desperately to stay young-looking.

That belly ring is literally disgusting...not to mention all of the other things that have been said about her. Only her nipples look good, the tan to white has always been exciting to me. I am always a sucker for that, but she does not look good...
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Obviously implants, I don't even know who this woman is though.

Ok, you're a bunch of haters. She looks a bit fucked up, but she's stacked. Any guy on here saying they wouldn't fuck her in a flat second is full of shit. I'd fuck that and have a ton of fun doing it.

Nobody is hating, it is just weird when the most noticeable thing on a nude woman is circular scars around her nipples, like she is some sort of sew together doll. I can't imagine sucking on scars like that.

Oh god those things are nasty

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EWWWW gross implant scars! Aren't people these days getting they're breast implant scars thru their belly button or something?
either way....these are some nasty implant scars.

arghh... not looks so hot...

arghh... not looks so hot...

Is she holding a backup implant?

These pictures are all a woman ever needs in terms of why not to get a boob job. She should have attended the PETT meetings instead (People for the Ethical Treatment of Titties)

Horribly butchered tits are such a huge turn off. But that's is what you get when you go out and look for lowest price discount tit cutters. Obviously she paid the doc and was expecting a "Ferrari" but insted only got a shitty old "Chrysler" and now she has to live with it for life.