Robert Pattinson: Because ladies need porn, too

it's getting kinda tiresome that you always use the same "oh we're posting a good looking guy because girls need it too" theme. just post it and say something funny about it.

Great!

What else can one say? A great actor who is climbing the charts and knocking all of those above him off the celebrity A-List ladder.

Randal

Oh, what I would give to have his dinky in my winky.

I find him extremely unattractive. His face is weirdly arranged or something. I don't know... he's just weird. I don't know what people see in him.

The fourth picture there should be the main photo. I'm not sure why you thought we really get hot over the side of his face.

i need to be excused....

Bring on the Rob Pattinson porn!!!! Whose bringing the whip cream!

nice. too bad he has all his clothes on tho.

they do indeed...

Can i get that to go....

sup dawgs in da hood yo yo yo J-Dizzle drippin' ya some from muh crew! RP is in da house and be lovin' it all sup yo dawgs word!

Dear LateNight: I think your mind is arranged weirdly....millions of us can't all be wrong...whAt a complete and perfect hunk! Even the slightly crooked teeth are PERFECT; the hair on his arms (OMG!), his butt, did you see his butt? This guy IS knocking the A-listers completely off their pedistals, and he is sweet besides? OH MY GOD! I'm afraid if I even got my hands on the guy, I would put him in the hopital, I would dooo him so hard!

@13......You are going to have to stand in line at the discharge desk to get to him after he is released from the hospital from my attack!!! LOL.

#1, I totally agree. We most likely make up half of the visitors on this website. Just do what you always do...but do post pictures of hot guys as well.

Now on to Rob...damn he's hot. If I weren't married, were better looking, and lived in England...perhaps I would have a chance. You're right...probably not.

OK, you're on! Just keep it private, OK?

Dear Does It: OK, you're on! Just keep it private, OK?

I fail to see what all the fuss is about with this guy. He's okay and all, but he's not uber hotness. Take a shower, hippy!

R. Mize- I guess we could always.......share....."wink, wink* :-)

@18.....are you blind woman. This guy just oozes sexiness. He is quiet and shy and super sexy.....oh, did i say sexy already. Oh well.....truth be told.

I think he looks just like Susan boyle, does anyone else see this? Seriously he just looks like her slightly genetically lucky son. If he goes to seed, guaranteed he will be her double in 20 years.

More like "gay men need porn too".

Fame is something else aint it? if he wasnt famous ! these craze dreamers/bitches wouldnt fart and let him smell...

shit, he's in NYC? I need exact location Superficial!!

seriously? how do people lust over a dude who doesn't fucking shower & looks like he has fucking caterpillars for eyebrows?

i'd still fuck johnny depp ANY day. my own boyfriend is fucking hotter than this dude (not that that's hard to accomplish...my boyfriend showers).

the best part about this post? the meth lab save, haha

i hate to say it but the boy is beautiful. too bad he has a scrawny ass and that downward flat roman nose. still, bangable.

@6 the jaw?

who gives a fuck if this guy doesn't shower? i sure as hell don't!

I'd rather have a stapler jammed up my vagina and punch myself in the stomach

EWWWWW

He'll be filming at the same location tomorrow in NYC, get ready ladies:

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The only way this scruffy little flash-in-the-pan could get me wet is by tossing a bucket of water on me.

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He looks like he has Down Syndrome.

He could cream my coffee any day.

mmmmmmmm

thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!

This would be great if he were in a bikini.

gorgeous.... I love his hands. Would love them so much more if they were all over my body right now but meh.

Oh I forgot. @6 I find the first pic hotter than number 4, he looks gorgeous all pensive and shit hahaha. But I love #10, his smile just kills me! And I was one of the girls saying he was not at all hot based on the pics I used to see but after watching Twilight, DAMN! He's got such special features, that's what makes him gorgeous, he doesn't have a pretty face, his face is kinda weird and I like it.

I just don't see it?!?!?!? He's not even remotely cute. Believe me, I'm trying hard to like this guy, but I just CAN'T!!!! He doesn't do it for me.

thank you #31. too bad i have to work on Tues. NOoooooooooooo!!

Thank you Sandy and all those other chicks out there who I completely agree with... I don't get it. I felt like the only one who didn't think this guy was remotely hot. We should all get together and form a support group or something...

Umm. Sex on legs.
For those who don't get it.... well, have you tried watching some of his interviews? He's so charming and has an infectious laugh and a great personality and the James Dean thing going on and blah blah.

HE IS SO FINE. Just looking at his face makes me sexually frustrated.

Bleh. He even looks stinky. I'm just going to pretend this is Zachary Quinto. Mmmm.... highly logical

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Robert Pattinson puts on his 'sexy face' in funny interview with kristen.
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I think he is a little bit like james dean.
but I hope without the car accident.

i would give up food just to lick this guy's cock once.

He's probably missing his girl Kristen Steward?

He's gorgeous! I'd ride that all night long

Can someone donate clothes to that bloke... he always using the same shit?
A tacky shirt everyday day, keeps the girls away…?
Was that the plan..? Mmm apparently not working… But well done for trying ;)

I would like to floss with his butt hair.

I would like to floss with his butt hair.

I would like to floss with his butt hair.

He kinda has a mongoloid look to him...

YES! Sooooooo sexy! Love the R Pattz posts!

I don't get the attraction...seriously.

He's pasty & wimpy looking. Looks like he got hit in the face w/a frying pan...it's too flat and....*stretched*.

Looks kinda like when you use transfer a picture from the paper onto silly putty and streeeeetch it out.

Weird lookin' guy. Just sayin'

The idea that this guy is "eye candy" for the ladies, is utterly ridiculous! He is hideous looking. I wouldn't give him a second look, unless of course to tell him that he needs to wash and style his hair. Gag me with a spoon. When I think of Hollywood hotties, this guy is at the bottom of the totempole.

Robert is one of those guys that, but for fact that he is a celebrity, would be relegated to jerking off on Friday nights.

He's FUCKIN sexy!!!

yeeees we need it!!

Oh all you haters shut up, I am a lesbian and I can tell he's good looking ffs.

oh jesus christ why do you taunt me with this?

thank you, Superficial Writer! i could kiss whomever took these photos. just when i needed some 'personal time', too.

he has his moments of looking better/worse. he's definitely not hot in all his photos. i think it's the pale, brooding, 'suffering in silence' kind of photos (or in the case of Twilight, the entire film) that do him the most justice.

seems like he's got something in his mouth a lot of the time (cigs, toothpicks), does give a girl ideas...

His jawline is amazing

jawporn! :)

Thought he was good-looking in Twight, just not "that" hot. Since then, while looking for the New Moon clips, etc I've seen so many pics of Pattison. His looks are not that classical hollywood pretty boy image, but the more I've seen of him - oh yeah, he's plenty hot! And not too buff and trying to hard.

I also like that he seems more real and less prepared and plastic in his interviews. Just sorry that he is being so overwhelmed by fans who have gone way overboard. He's hot but he's also a normal 23 yr old with all the fears and needs for personal space.
The teens are understandedly unrealistic, but these women who are groping him need to get a real life!

He's a celeb of the moment - people loved him over here, but as with all things, you're only in the limelight for so long!

I'm loving the hair porn ...even if it makes you look slightly homeless sometimes... I think that one is my favorite :) Great post as always.