Jun 16 2009Rihanna, this really isn't helping.

weird

first?

Third!

Fourf lol

Not even a snarling gorilla would keep me from tapping that ass.

I kind of love that.

@4 Fourf ? Seriously :D ? 6th ! or should i say ...sixth ?

Anybody else with IE7 having trouble accessing this site and getting a lot of abort codes? Fix your code strings, Fish!!

Ooga Booga. I hear she's doing the "Planet of the Rhihannas" movie. Should be cool.

Cool 50 Cent shirt!

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

She is so weird. She could have honestly made the best of this situation (I know, I know..but you know what I mean) but instead chose to do the strangest things and shy away from media/fan support.

Yeah...the moneyshot...right about where the gorilla's left fang tooth is located.

She needs a three wolves t-shirt.

I'd hit it.

She needs to buy one of my wolf shirts (America, Fuck Yeah!)

I like old school chicks that are down with past NBA players. Patrick Ewing was one of my fav's too.

I'm a racist asshat.

biting my knuckles and drawing blood, damn this girl is hot.

Is that Bill Cosby behind her in the white hat? Second photo. Love Bill Cosby. What a supporter!

Why is she trying to look like Kate Gosslin with the hair?

LMFAO @ 10

My name isn't King Kong but King Dong! That's just a detail but is it just me or does she want me to visit her?

I have just one thing to say, The idiot commenting on this site is boring to say the least.
Do your self a favor and hire someone to write the comments as every time I read your stupid ass comments it makes me run for the toilet,
retire moron, You are not the least bit funny

hang her by a rope

This is just too easy. A -------- ------ wearing an ape shirt.
You think she would have a little common sense and not wear something like that. Well, this and Chris Brown just show how damned stupid she really is.

@ 25
honestly...i visit this site to oogle at that audrina chick's tits. and point out that cuntscabs like you were molested by their parents. this guy is doing mankind a service with witty lampooning and bikini/nipple/occasionally whole tit picture galleries. hit puberty, pop your first wood and develop a sense of humor...AND a liking for girls, FAG

No hard feelings but i think she wants Peter Jackson to visit her!

Hey there Rihanna, Randal here from The FISH.

You'll be reading a lot of mean and hated comments, as most people feel comfortable doing so behind a keyboard but I want you to know, regardless of such hate and ignorance, that you are a beautiful person who continues to inspire and ignite the creative flame in all of us.

Keep dreaming your dreams, live them and live them well.

Randal

@8 - get firefox, douche.

She looks like Prince.

Damn! I knew i had to wax my arms!

You people are revolting. Why don't you go hang yourselves?

Hey 25,why don't you give me your address so I can pay you a little visit, I promise I will call a few minutes ahead. That should give you enough time to get the shit off your nose

#30 - Gee there's a surprise, Randal bringing the word "flame" into a comment.

Umbrella!!

I can't see shit!

I can't see shit!

hey jackass, you do realize you just called yourself out, right? you said, "hey 25,"...which was your previous post. mine, which was very well constructed as a monument to your man-jock loving ways, was 28.

it's cool, you know, i don't expect you to make your way to manhattan, but if you ever do... just make a comment on any post on this site, something along the lines of, "hey larythecableguy IS SUPERGAY, you wanna hook up, maybe go for a smoothie?" and i'll quite appropriately reply, "eat a shit-frosted fuck, asshole."

BURN!
FACIAL!!
SUCK IT!!!

that christopher kane dress is raddd. get to know, kids.

Wow, whats with the self portraits on your clothing Rihanna?

#8 & everyone...GET A MAC!

Randal, you kill me man. You have the best spelling for someone sitting there stroking your cock while watching "Too Close for Comfort" reruns and fantasizing about Jim J. Bullock, homo. You just wish you had a vagina like all the women you try to flatter.

To the #8 who said they were having code issues, me too but I'm not using IE. Most of the pictures have crashed for me. I think Riri is hot though.

there are other pictures floating around from that night, her ass looked phenomenal in that dress. I think it's pretty cool, and she pulled it off which not many girls could do.

fiftieth.. and thats f'n hot!

bawxy wooot

Steve-O's tattoo of himself on his back is still better. Her wearing a shirt with herself on it isn't as cool.

I'm gonna stay out of this one.

I'm gonna stay out of this one.

lol @ blacks reinforcing stereotypes!

Forget it Fish! I think Bootlips is under huge legal trouble after that museum shooting in DC....

Rihanna's Gorilla skirt beats that three wolves shirt on amazon.com! I love Rihanna's style, just because it's out there.

Any of the fucking assholes making the obvious jokes are corny as hell, saying what they would be afraid to say in public. Pussies.

LOL @ Fish!! SOOO good.

otherwise, I really like her dress.

@42: You fucking faggot. Get out of here with your shitty fucking gay links.

# 51

What, you dont think those comments are THE pinnacle of clever and cutting edge? Because OH MAN, I know when I see things like 'boot lips' I KNOW I'm dealing with intellectual finesse.

on a different note:

LOVE YOU RANDAL!!!!!!!!!!

she is so fucking ugly it's unreal. you could use her nostrils for change holders!!!!! how anybody can refer to this woman as "hot" is beyond me, she looks like total shit, literally!!!!!

puke puke puke.

#55

I suppose after you fuck your mom for so long, nothing else compares eh?

sucks to be you.

I think she got that shirt from those places in the malls where they put your picture on the shirt. Kudos to the mall kiosk picture taking on shirt peeps.

So just cause she don't look like totally fake white barbie doll with a pinched nose it makes a girl ugly. Right....

Fuckin', Rihanna! If you don't want to put ,Chris Brown through the ringer, don't. But to wear a shirt with his image on it, showin' your support for his rage addiction ?! That's just F'n wrong! And doin' it while you're under your umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh... that's just plain tacky.
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Chris Brown is PAB. Chris Brown is PAB. Chris Brown is PAB. Chris Brown is PAB. Chris Brown is PAB. Chris Brown is PAB.
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Did mention that, Chris Brown is PAB!

The t-shirt features a photo of her Momma, dat's all haters.

That's a gorilla? Sheeeet... I thought it was a picture of Paris Hilton's pussy...

her shirt has a gorilla illa illa eh eh eh

God, all these supposed insults towards this girl are fucking stupid.

Lol, racists.

I got a monkey on my back. He helping me get it off, he helping me get it off

But actually I am.

Actually I think Rhianna looks good. She usually does. She is one of those stars that has a good style most of the time. Maybe someone else couldn't get away with this, but she definitely can. She rocks it.

yeah she's adorable. so much better than the fake shit that these idiots usually crow over.

what??? screw the ugly ass gorilla dress, nobody noticed that she's under her umbrella-ella-ella-ella? what? too passe?

LOL, funny, Superficial Writer!