Jun 23 2009Perez Hilton makes GLAAD's shit list
Because irony doesn't care where you stick your penis, Perez Hilton has officially pissed off the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) who aren't pleased by his decision to call Will.I.am a "fucking faggot" during an altercation Sunday night. Via TMZ:
"We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.
For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, 'The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,' is incredibly dangerous.
It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes."
Instead of being an adult and realizing he used a poor choice of words, Perez decided to shit on the gay community by throwing a hissy fit and firing off his own dramatic statement:
"I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent. While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you. I am just very fortunate and grateful that nothing more serious happened to me."
That's some incredible logic. I'll remember that the next time I intellectualize a situation by calling an African-American a "n-gger." Hey, I didn't use violence. Now gimme a medal.

Reader Comments
1. One L - June 23, 2009 2:40 PM
1st!
2. Mr T - June 23, 2009 2:43 PM
LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!
3. Mr T - June 23, 2009 2:43 PM
LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!
4. Mr T - June 23, 2009 2:43 PM
LOSER!! Perez is a little crybaby, can dish it out but cant take. bitch!
5. Karen - June 23, 2009 2:44 PM
And of course, GLAAD's shit list is written on the heads of gay penises...afterward.
6. Zee Brat - June 23, 2009 2:44 PM
He should be slapped far more often.
7. Delish - June 23, 2009 2:46 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he is not really even gay....... I can't wait til he gets caught alone in an alley and really gets the shit beat out of him and has his fingers broken so he can't twitter that he needs the police......
8. Maloo - June 23, 2009 2:46 PM
Wow what a moron. Perez Hilton should now fade into the background, like everyone that shouldnt be famous.
9. Danny - June 23, 2009 2:47 PM
Hit him again! Hit him again! :D
10. wayneo - June 23, 2009 2:52 PM
I mean come on, who twitters about needing the cops but an attention whore. I believe he had it coming by dissing on Fergie to begin with and he should have gotten a worst beaten then he did. Tell the boy to think before he speaks next time. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. harbknocklife - June 23, 2009 2:54 PM
the most important thing here is that we find a way to trap him and chris brown in a room together.
12. bruno - June 23, 2009 2:54 PM
Please someone kill this guy.
13. Kati - June 23, 2009 2:56 PM
black people are allowed to say nigg*r but gays aren't allowed to say fagg*t?
14. Faggot - June 23, 2009 2:56 PM
Perez is a faggot, his website isnt even funny.
15. Venom - June 23, 2009 3:05 PM
I am so mad he was not put into the hospital.
Biggest tool in the world.
16. LOL - June 23, 2009 3:07 PM
@ Perez
F*CK YOU FAGG*T!
17. Mr. Obvious - June 23, 2009 3:07 PM
If you're a guy and you can take a penis, then you can take a punch.
18. Madonna - June 23, 2009 3:07 PM
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/RemovePerez
19. Cher - June 23, 2009 3:08 PM
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/RemovePerez
20. Joe - June 23, 2009 3:10 PM
Frankly, he instigated it and got what he deserved. Most people would punch that twerp for less.
21. Nick - June 23, 2009 3:12 PM
Perez is such a moron and this entire incident proves it - from the video on his site to the Tweets about it all to this statement.
I wish the Superifical would take over as the #1 celebrity blogger.
P.S. I love the picture of Perez...acne and all...since he always loves to point out other's celebs skin imperfections and write "ew" next to them.
22. Will - June 23, 2009 3:18 PM
Why did this situation ever occur? Can anyone tell me what the full story behind how this whole stupid string of events played out? Why was Will.I.Am trying to intimidate this douche to begin with?
23. Will - June 23, 2009 3:18 PM
Why did this situation ever occur? Can anyone tell me what the full story behind how this whole stupid string of events played out? Why was Will.I.Am trying to intimidate this douche to begin with?
24. DCLeisurist - June 23, 2009 3:22 PM
Perez is a self-hating asshole.
He is not funny, not talented and not a real celeb.
I only wish he was stabbed in the eye instead of just punched.
25. IKE - June 23, 2009 3:22 PM
...but I thought Perez Hilton WAS a fagg*t. No?
26. le fag - June 23, 2009 3:22 PM
@17, I agree. now let's you and I go try...
27. Dread not - June 23, 2009 3:23 PM
WILL.I.am is a thug? Why, because he's black, Paco? You acted like a bitch! Therefore, you got bitch slapped. Cause/Effect. When you went after Ms. Prejean, you thought it was the greatest thing in the world. You hid behind a screen and ranted all over her. Why? Because she didn't agree with you. Well, you came across somebody (don't get excited, Paco) who didn't agree with your views and who wasn't behind a screen. See how that feels? Now, BE A MAN! Learn your lesson. Shut up and go back to propagandizing, Lohan and the bunch. K, sunshine?
28. Crabby Old Guy - June 23, 2009 3:24 PM
How about Perez gets the crap beaten outta him on any day that ends with a "y"? Who's in?
29. Choq - June 23, 2009 3:27 PM
Which is funny, because everyone who hates Perez still reads his site.
30. DCLeisurist - June 23, 2009 3:28 PM
And another thing, what kind of f-ing retard twitters for someone to call the cops instead of calling the cops?
A special type of retard called an "Attention-starved punk-bitch" who got what they deserved.
31. Tom K - June 23, 2009 3:29 PM
Fags are a twisted group of people. LMAO hilarious!
32. norton - June 23, 2009 3:30 PM
I hadn't been to this douchebag's site in probably 2 years but after this story broke I had to go and see what was up.
The posts are hilarious. Mario seems to have effectively killed whatever pathetic "career" he had with this latest stunt.
33. Rob - June 23, 2009 3:35 PM
Apparently fags are trying to make "faggot" the new N-word and everyone just laughs at them and says "lol, thats gay."
Silly faggots...
34. just some guy - June 23, 2009 3:36 PM
I think I'm going to start referring to most everything that I don't like as "totally faggot" instead of "totally gay"
35. Mal - June 23, 2009 3:37 PM
@29 I hate Perez, and I don't read his site at all. Never really did. Just enough to know I can't stand the guy.
Last night there was a flamewar between a friend of mine, Perez, Kirstie Alley and John Mayer. No kidding. John Mayer said, and I quote, "@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.""
Suddenly I like John Mayer a hell of a lot more.
36. Alyssa - June 23, 2009 3:40 PM
I LOVE YOU FISH! YOU SAID IT! YOUR LAST SENTENCE IS PERFECT
37. drewski2u - June 23, 2009 3:44 PM
I still don't understand why a bunch of butt pirates were allowed to hijack the word "faggot" in the first place. When I was a kid, we said it all the time, but never in a way derogatory toward a person's sexual orientation. If someone stole your seat on the school bus, you called him a faggot. If a dude tripped you in the cafeteria, he was a faggot. Just another word for "dickhead" or "asshole". What are the cumguzzlers gonna claim next? "Cocksucker"? I'm serving notice to all the jizzjugglers out there. I'm taking the word faggot back.
38. BiPolar Randal - June 23, 2009 3:56 PM
Dear Perez,
Sometimes one cannot see the forrest for the trees and it might help to get an opinion from an outside - but similar - alliance such as the B & C AAD (Bitches and Cunts Allliance Against Defamation) or the N&S AAD (N*ggers and Spooks Alliance (and I use the word "alliance" here in the loosest most non-alliance way possible) Against Defamation. Maybe a word or two from these other fine organisations could convince GLADD to go f*ck themselves and shut their pie holes.
Cursory,
Randall
39. tori - June 23, 2009 3:57 PM
WHEN THE WILL.I.AM BECOME A THUG I THINK I MISSED THE MEMO
40. BiPolar Randal - June 23, 2009 3:58 PM
Scott Thompson from Kids In The Hall says he throws faggots on the fire. True story. He's from Canada.
41. Beastman AIDS - June 23, 2009 4:22 PM
#29
I read his site once and never went back. This site kicks his in the nuts because the Fish has the sort of sense of humour that appeals to people that would otherwise never care about celebrity gossip.
Hell, I'm fucking ashamed that I know the names of all Angelinas kids but it's a small price to pay for a good laugh every day.
42. RP - June 23, 2009 4:25 PM
So he's a thug? Why is he a thug? Poor Perez. Keep on digging you moron.
43. skweegee - June 23, 2009 4:25 PM
I don't live in the States so if anyone could slug this loser in the face for me that would be greatly appreciated. Just say oogity boogity boo!! He'll know who it's from.
44. Rodie Rodent - June 23, 2009 4:28 PM
For more on Perez and all his recent problems, go to www.RumorRat.com
45. JoeyJoJo.Mybrute.com - June 23, 2009 4:29 PM
I guess it gives to meaning to "It takes one to know one" doesn't it?
46. Anon - June 23, 2009 4:30 PM
#37
Good point.
Faggots are food over here but people don't like you calling them that.
I bet it won't be long before some sensitive do-gooder with too much time on his hands and not enough common sense will get the name changed so they can feel better they got rid off this gay hating food.
47. mizzty - June 23, 2009 4:37 PM
I am continually baffeled that anyone would ever read his blog, his writing is dull, unfunny and childish
48. Ananana - June 23, 2009 4:38 PM
i hope this "incident" will encourage more people to punch him. especially the gays. i love to watch gay fights.
49. Anon - June 23, 2009 4:46 PM
#48
Hahaha. So is gay fight the new cat fight?
Same amount of hair pulling but less sexy...
hmm...
no definitely less sexy.
I was never confused.
50. Beau Zo - June 23, 2009 4:49 PM
What I want to know, is there a line available to hit, be-atch slap or otherwise whack Perez? If so, where is it so I can join!
51. Alex - June 23, 2009 5:04 PM
Just because Will.I.Am is black he's a thug? you would think he would be a little more sensitive to cultural differences, being he is a fudge packer and all. Why in hell does he thinks he deserves an apology from glaad? If I were to call him a faggot should I expect an apology from glaad as well.
Also, #46 what exactly does a faggot consist of. Would I be wrong to assume its a meal covered in cream...and shoved up ones anus?
52. Phil - June 23, 2009 5:05 PM
Perez is a douchebag. It's about time someone had the guts to get this tool.
53. Delgo - June 23, 2009 5:07 PM
Nice 5th grade yearbook photo, Perez
54. Christina - June 23, 2009 5:11 PM
Theirs an online petition going around now @ Boycott Perez Hilton. He's like the whiney kid in 7th grade that needed a wake up call.
55. Anon - June 23, 2009 5:13 PM
#51
You can shove it up your anus if you want.
If you do can you tell me if you shit out of your mouth?
It's a sort of meat ball.
Actually faggot might be a good name for it.
SORRY GLAAD please don't picket me or get a black thug to punch me in the face.
56. BlackEyedPerez - June 23, 2009 5:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's about time someone smacked that bitch in the mouth! HAHAHAHAHA! Will.I.Am for President!
57. hunnybe - June 23, 2009 5:30 PM
@ katie.... you are a complete ass I have never heard any black person say the n-word with the er at the end.you are such trash, dumb ass broad,dont even try tomake excuses as to why you call them that. what a dumb whore.better yet just stfu,stupid fool!
58. m. - June 23, 2009 5:42 PM
I think Carrie Prejain is laughing somewhere hysterically. Perez should learn that what goes around comes around.
59. RP - June 23, 2009 5:55 PM
58. Agreed.
Not saying either are good. but what's worse? Calling someone an offensive word or forming an opinion about something? Even if the same, it's basically pot meet kettle situation.
60. alfalfa - June 23, 2009 6:05 PM
It's about time someone gave that piece of shit his just desserts
61. titsonsnack - June 23, 2009 6:09 PM
I hate Perez I stopped reading his site back when he started posting IFAW/PeTA propaganda and misinformation all over it.
62. b - June 23, 2009 6:11 PM
i suddenly love the black eyed peas.. weird
63. oh yes i just did, snap! - June 23, 2009 6:23 PM
A gay man- who is also a gay rights activist- calling another man a faggot is like a black rights activist calling another black man a nigger. I mean, don't get me wrong. Some blacks go around saying "nigga". It's like a lighthearted approach to nigger. Like they're making light of their ancestors got whipped the hell out of and were forced into hard labor and nothing to show for it. Now some blacks choose to make lightheartedness and coolness by saying "nigga" (just don't add the er at the end and it's cool) But you never see a gay man shortening the word "faggot" in a cool way, saying "how's it going fag?" "You're my main fag". Perez just really scurewwwwwed himself. He's going to be the Lone Butt Pirate for awhile.
64. Andy - June 23, 2009 6:25 PM
New fish writer is freaking terrible. Sounds like some angry 12 year old nerd who thinks he's cool and smart.
65. pasteve - June 23, 2009 7:02 PM
Oh Perez is just a sore ass.
66. phoring - June 23, 2009 7:08 PM
you know he is loving all the attention
67. Dr. - June 23, 2009 8:11 PM
Homosexuals are gay.
I thought Perez was gay.
@ 13 - EXACTLY.
68. joho777 - June 23, 2009 8:42 PM
I gotta say I'm with Perez on this.
He can be a pain, but he was in the right here.
And GLAAD should have taken into consideration that Will I Am IS a faggot. That does change things, doesn't it? And who is the expert? If Perez says he is, then he is!
And what kind of coward hits someone who you know won't hit you back. Will I Am's manager Polo is just irritated that Will I Am has been outed, that's all.
69. k - June 23, 2009 8:46 PM
Hahaha! The last line of this post is spot on. Kudos to the author!
70. SuperficialGirl - June 23, 2009 8:57 PM
Dear Superficial Writer:
I've often wished that you would divulge your identity so that I could track you down and keep you forever. You're my kind of man - by that I mean strongly
heterosexual and computer literate.
This story makes me so glad you're not a fameseeker like Perez Hilton. Thank you for being our anonymous perfect man (or even better, perfect men!). For a guy who lives in his Mom's basement, you got class, my friend.
Superficial Reader
71. *** - June 23, 2009 9:26 PM
#37 The "butt pirates" didn't hijack anything, it's dicks who think like you that did, so go blame them. Next you'll be bitching that perfectly good words like n*gger and k*ke were hijacked by blacks and jews, boo hoo! You didn't know what the word "meant "when you were a kid, but you already knew it wasn't good and you used it indiscriminately towards everyone you didn't like. So much for your "hijacking" - you were just dirt ignorant and didn't know it. Nice to see nothing's changed where you're concerned.
72. cracka ass - June 23, 2009 9:27 PM
Perez Hilton is a negro.
73. yowillie - June 23, 2009 9:38 PM
LOSER
74. yowillie - June 23, 2009 9:38 PM
LOSER
75. the observer - June 23, 2009 9:40 PM
Check it out, its a victimizer being victimized by victimizers that are supposed to protect people from being victimized! Liberal America, everyone.
76. Pilatunes - June 23, 2009 9:52 PM
He was in Toronto, got punched, and it WASN'T me?!! What a fuckin' rip off man.
77. Sonya - June 23, 2009 10:03 PM
he's such a hypocrite...talks shit and expects ppl to kiss his ass...big deal one punch...he was swearing and saying inappropriate things..and now he's just using this as publicity for himself and his site...he's a fame whore and was purposely provoking the will i am side.gotta except what you deserve fatso
78. Eric - June 23, 2009 10:49 PM
If you talk smack, expect to get smacked. Doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, man, or woman. This rule applies to everyone on the street. Perez's big ego didn't realize this.
79. Superbiggerevil - June 23, 2009 11:07 PM
Isn't this guy a fucking faggot too?
80. Shat Wilner - June 24, 2009 12:03 AM
Hilarious. Somebody finally got physical with the fat little faggot. What a crybaby bitch! Keep it up, gay boy. This is how you react to getting PUNCHED? One of these days you are going to insult someone who beats the living shit out of you, and you will really have something to cry about. And the rest of us will laugh. Can't wait!
81. .................................S I D - June 24, 2009 1:01 AM
this is why i come to this page! HIS SITE SUCKKss and people need to stop caring about his loser, FAT pimply face!
82. Cam - June 24, 2009 2:23 AM
Well ACTUALLY
If you get into a fight with someone and want to "hurt/insult them"
You go for the most obvious things that hurt *THEM*
You don't stop to think about the whole community because you wouldn't apply the same anger to the community.
Ie you get in a fight with a fat guy, you're going to say things like "C'mon fat boy, Oh tubby thinks he can beat me" While your mom, wife, best friends in the world may be fat,...that's NOT what you think about. It's HUMAN NATURE. That's the way the human mind works in a fight. Rationale takes a back seat and JUST BECAUSE someone says anything to another person in a fight doesn't mean it's their lifes point of view and that "What they said during a fight" is indeed any measure of their character or actual feelings whatsoever.
LOTS of people have gotten into fights with black dudes and said nigger JUST to anger/hurt/get a rise out of THAT SINGLE PERSON. Not because the guy walks down the street all day thinking "Hmmm every black person is a nigger" But becuase he wants to do ANYTHING he can to hurt/get under the other guy's skin AT THAT MOMENT etc...But people/the media/hate crime laws INSTANTLY brand you based on what you say during a "fight or flight" moment when you'll say ANYTHING to disctract/dissuade/hurt/etc etc...anything to give you an edge, and though I'm no racist you better belive if my life is on the line in a fight, and I think the differece between the other guy maintaining focus or losing his temper and making a foolish mistake is me using a racial slur, screw you I'm breakin out every one in the book. My friends that could potentially take offense at those terms normally are educated and smart enough to realize that, and if you're not then you ARE the stereotype.
This is one of the reasons "hate crime" laws are just a crutch for people too lazy to stand on their own personal merits/failings. Crimes should be based on the cime 100%. Whereas right now if some guy jumped you in an alley and tried to mug you and you said "Oh you going to stab with with your knife fag!?" He'd be able to sue you for 100K and the other kidney that he didn't stab out of you. For the record if you can't deal with hearing any racial slur and/or derrogatory "Identity" words,.. just don't leave the house.
83. Shut Up Perez - June 24, 2009 2:55 AM
I hope Will.i.am sues Perez's moronic lard ass off!
"Hate" is defined as a crime under Canada’s Criminal Code. To convict anyone under the Code, very specific proof is required: both of the criminal act itself, and of the intention or motivation to commit the crime.
By calling Will.i.am a faggot on film is proof of the criminal act itself, by saying "I chose the most hurtful word I know to hurl at him" shows intent and is an admission of guilt.
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85. Charley Kane - June 24, 2009 5:11 AM
Hell, we've all wanted to hit this guy at some time, he isn't seriously hurt, so who cares? I hope they give the guy who hit him a fine and leave it at that. I guess Perez didnt realize that calling a rapper a fa###t is more dangerous than calling a beauty queen a bitch.
86. NastyBedazzler - June 24, 2009 9:52 AM
GLAAD is the biggest organization of pussies I've ever seen.
Whenever I see their name anywhere I instantly get pissed off. I use the word "fag" consistently and it is an important part of my vocabulary. Although when I used to say it I wasn't using it in a derogatory way toward gay people... but I will from now on.
87. Darth - June 24, 2009 11:53 AM
That's pretty serious language from an ambassador of the same-sex marriage campagne!? Especially the black gay-community could be deeply disappointed in him!
88. Gando - June 24, 2009 11:58 AM
The former Miss California,Carrie Prejean,is just a sweet innocent girl in comparison with him.
89. Rhialto - June 24, 2009 12:10 PM
I think things went just a bit outta hand.To answer somebody calling you names with physical violence isn't right as well.
90. Galtacticus - June 24, 2009 12:21 PM
The migthy modern Sword nowadays that's the keyboard my friends.It cuts on both sides.
91. WJ - June 24, 2009 12:21 PM
Doesn't this guy look like Spencer Pratt's retarted little brother?
I'm just saying they're both bags of doush...
they both like to start trouble....
and we don't know why either of them are famous?
92. John - June 24, 2009 12:28 PM
God!
Is The Superficial.com turning fag?
Its bad enough to see non stop stories about people who don't deserve fame and now we are being forced to see pics of dick smokers and feces eaters!??!
93. Lulu - June 24, 2009 5:38 PM
Problem is, Perez has Speidi-Lohan syndrome. Thinks he's a big star because some people tell him he is.
94. SlickWilley - June 24, 2009 6:49 PM
Homo against Homo. How fagish....................
95. jojo - June 26, 2009 7:37 AM
Perez - Just die already you know everyone wants you too.....