Jun 11 2009Paris Hilton rebounds with Cristiano Ronaldo
Just 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton continues her quest to unleash an itchy apocalypse upon the world by hooking up with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo last night. The Sun reports:
"She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister. She had a couple of cocktails and she was fiddling with her phone throughout the entire meal."
The pair then headed to MyHouse at 11.20pm and Paris made a beeline for Ronaldo's table. The Portuguese star left the club with Paris at 3am and drove to Nicky's pad in West Hollywood. He was spotted leaving at 5am, sporting trademark grin.
I'm going to have to call bullshit on this story because here's topless photos from last August of Ronaldo's ex Nereida Gallardo who is an insane calibre of woman. Hooking up with Paris would be like going from Megan Fox to sticking your penis in a blender that can talk and has a lazy eye. Who does that?

Reader Comments
1. Joel - June 11, 2009 1:57 PM
First.
Ronaldo's portugese by the way...
2. boogermeister - June 11, 2009 1:58 PM
Size 11 feet; just sayin; and possibly first
3. ERICA - June 11, 2009 2:01 PM
that's hot
4. Javiera - June 11, 2009 2:01 PM
Tanta ignorancia!
Ronaldo is from Portugal! and second, he is a Football player, not a soccer player. It does not mean that Football it is the same as "american football", a sport that is not even play with the "foot"! and actually it is not as famous over the world.
You are soooooooooooooo IGNORANT!
5. lizzy - June 11, 2009 2:03 PM
god he's so fucking beautiful, i hope it's not true. paris is so undeserving of his hotness.
6. ardjelina - June 11, 2009 2:04 PM
whoa... he is super hot!
7. ERICA - June 11, 2009 2:04 PM
javiera, it is FUTBOL.
8. Andy - June 11, 2009 2:08 PM
Lol, just been sold to crappy Real Madrid for £80 000 000, and celebrating with Paris Hilton. His career is so over.
9. takethecake - June 11, 2009 2:09 PM
@Javiera
STFU
10. bah - June 11, 2009 2:09 PM
enjoy your new herpes, soccer fag
11. ROUGH daddy mvp - June 11, 2009 2:10 PM
Soccer is an art, just because madison avenue didnt teach you to like it, it doesnt mean it sucks...now! they didnt get married fish, were talking about the queen of, see you, like you, fuck you on the spot....99% of relationship prone dudes will tap it...
12. will bull - June 11, 2009 2:10 PM
@4
your aware soccer is what americans call football?
also, just proves hes gay really
13. omg nooo - June 11, 2009 2:31 PM
#5 i totally agree with u
i'll still do him anyway lol i just lost the respect I had for him
14. KoRneY - June 11, 2009 2:35 PM
#4
we call it soccer in our country. now stfu before we revoke your green card
15. miau - June 11, 2009 2:36 PM
damn ronaldo is the hottest male on the planet!!!!!!
but paris hilton...???this cant be true...oh please..
16. tony - June 11, 2009 2:39 PM
She's not greta but a blender a little harsh
17. angie - June 11, 2009 2:39 PM
holy shit that man is soooo hottt... but he seems like a total whore....
and paris thats disgusting... shes sooo fucking nasty....
and yes - she does have size 11 feet and wears blue contacts, what a loser.
18. Kurgen99 - June 11, 2009 2:41 PM
Hey, one night and a condom, why not.
19. dirk - June 11, 2009 2:44 PM
Sooooo, good ol' "Blisters the BoneBag" is spreading the love to every country.
20. fearsarewishes - June 11, 2009 2:48 PM
@4
Yo, Javiera. You did a shit job cleaning my pool and if you don't improve your service I'll have you sent back to that third world backwater you call home.
Fuck you very much!
21. fearsarewishesisgay - June 11, 2009 2:54 PM
im gay
22. ishi-san - June 11, 2009 3:05 PM
@ 14: So? the rest of the world calls the 'real' football -> football and not soccer! So democratically that makes us the majority!
And by the way - who wants your green card??? We have social security and health insurance for freeeeeeeee!!!! Viva Europa!!
23. Zanna - June 11, 2009 3:13 PM
Who gives a fuck what he plays. I look at him and see a man who just contracted the Herp.
24. rhetoric - June 11, 2009 3:23 PM
@22
Who the fuck cares? Idiot.
25. Anon - June 11, 2009 3:28 PM
#4 correct
It's football as that is the sports name.
Just because some ignorants seem to think they can call it something else then thats its name is wrong.
Its like everywhere in the world calling a car a car apart from one inbred country calling it a "horseless carriage" and then expecting the rest of the world to do the same!?!
It was called football long before grid iron was invented and the reason grid iron is sometimes referred to as football is because grid iron is another sport who's origins come from football.
but then these jokers seem to think they can change a whole language's spelling just because they're too dumb to spell the words anyway but phonetically.
Either way Ronaldo is a little girlie boy who throws tantrums and Utd are better off without him.
He has no loyalty and integrity.
He's like an amalgamation of Thierry henry and Nikolas Anelka
26. p0nk - June 11, 2009 3:28 PM
@9 my thoughts exactly word for word (or acronym for acronym).
27. plaga7 - June 11, 2009 3:36 PM
american idiots... jus as green Gay names your ignorant and belicius country!
enougth of the american dream lie!! you´re ecomomy is dead!
Football is great casu is cheap, what is wrong with that? cheap is good, cheap includes all people around the globe.
and... i from Argentina, and i will never climb a pool
;) just do some adverstising.
28. plaga7 - June 11, 2009 3:40 PM
LARGA VIDA A BOCA JUNIORS!
and what about the americans? can you speak another lenguage? do you care?
jajajajaahahahaha
so stupids... so belicius...
Footbal the greatest sport in the world. Ehy? jsut because is cheap to play. that is very human.
USA: OH! who cares i only cares about my yard! lests make some war and scream as assholes! jajajajahahaha
29. Mr. Obvious - June 11, 2009 3:52 PM
Good god.... soccer/football, noodle/pasta... We know what you're talking about. Plus, Ronaldo would be killed if he played american football.
AF = bunch of guys who can take a hit, except for the kicker.
WF = bunch of actors that fall down at the slightest touch.
To appreciate AF, you have understand the strategy, planning, and execution of the sport. Yes, the action is not fluid but it's not suppose to be. There are battlelines to be won and a frontline that moves at every play. It's about a bunch of guys going out there trying to legally beat the crap out of each others. And that's why it's awesome. It's a very raw sport. Not as raw as rugby. Those guys are insane.
WF is a fluid sport where the game can instant turn.
To each his own.
BTW, I thought Ronaldo dumped that hot ex because she was a price hooker.
30. Mr. Obvious - June 11, 2009 3:52 PM
Good god.... soccer/football, noodle/pasta... We know what you're talking about. Plus, Ronaldo would be killed if he played american football.
AF = bunch of guys who can take a hit, except for the kicker.
WF = bunch of actors that fall down at the slightest touch.
To appreciate AF, you have understand the strategy, planning, and execution of the sport. Yes, the action is not fluid but it's not suppose to be. There are battlelines to be won and a frontline that moves at every play. It's about a bunch of guys going out there trying to legally beat the crap out of each others. And that's why it's awesome. It's a very raw sport. Not as raw as rugby. Those guys are insane.
WF is a fluid sport where the game can instantly turn.
To each his own.
BTW, I thought Ronaldo dumped that hot ex because she was a price hooker.
31. Hash - June 11, 2009 4:01 PM
Agora fala-se português aqui, é? Anyway, o ronaldo é uma besta, bronco nas horas, tem a pele toda destruida e aquele sotaque, jesus. Se ao menos as gajas/gays que comentam aqui percebessem as burrices que diz...
[So we're speaking portuguese now, are we? Anyway, ronaldo is an ass, way too stupid, has his skin totally fucked up and his Madeira/street-kid accent, jesus. If only the girls/fags who post here could understand how dumb he sounds to someone who speaks his language...]
Btw, "futbol" is spanish. If you wanna go for portuguese, it's "futebol". And Europe is not a country. Thanks America!
32. Jack - June 11, 2009 4:05 PM
Cristiano won't be grinning in 4 days...........that's when he finds out he has herpes and/or syphilis. Probably by pissing blood and/or hurts like hell!
33. plaga7 - June 11, 2009 4:07 PM
HASH i think you prefferd MEssi....
34. sail away into mexico - June 11, 2009 4:11 PM
Douche + Douchette.
35. Hash - June 11, 2009 4:11 PM
plaga7, Ronaldo is without any doubt an above average player, he was great on United because he had a whole team playing -for- him. I personally prefer Real to Barça, so I hope he's the best next year, but for now, Messi has the edge...
36. Hash - June 11, 2009 4:13 PM
Great, now they can get their manicures done together. Looks like they already have.
37. Hash - June 11, 2009 4:14 PM
#36, how 'bout not using my nick?
38. Harsh - June 11, 2009 4:18 PM
I thought yours said Harsh. So I thought of Hash browns...
39. BadMrFrosty - June 11, 2009 4:19 PM
I think ronaldo is miles away from the greatest futebol players in the world... but i wish he BANG HER HARD!! and keeps on scoring.. and i'm not talking about goals...
40. Hash - June 11, 2009 4:24 PM
I don't care what you saw. Don't ever use my nick again, got it?
41. Hash - June 11, 2009 4:28 PM
Slashing Slasher
42. Superbiggerevil - June 11, 2009 4:31 PM
Paris the Virus strikes again! Ronaldo's game will suffer and never be the same...I mean, how can you play futbol when your crank is dripping like a Ben & Jerry's container in August?
43. manny-o-matic - June 11, 2009 4:34 PM
@ 31, this man speaks the truth.
Ronaldo is the supreme douche of douchebags (we call guys like him "mitras", think of it as the portuguese version of british chavs), it would actually be fun watching him develop all sorts of STD's.
It's fucking wrong to idolise these people and pitch them as role models. He has the mental ability of a mentally challenged amoeba and all he can do is kick a ball better than anyone else, there are football (or soccer, whatever) players as well as other athletes with much more value.
44. N - June 11, 2009 4:34 PM
the rumors are trueeee...i went to my house in hollywood last night and they were literally together the WHOLLLLLLLLLE NIGHTTTTTT..she actually looked really pretty in person..he looked orange (fake tanned) and his eyebrows looked overly plucked lol
45. William - June 11, 2009 4:45 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo Is the best Soccer player in the World and is according to a recent reliable study one of the most Famous/Popular Human being in the whole planet as well !
The guy Hash number 31 is one tipical Portuguese Faggot !
Actually all the Portuguese from the mainland i met so far are sissy faggot gays.
Fortunately Cristiano Ronaldo is not from the mainland ! He is from Funchal - Madeira Island.
Azores forever !
46. PO - June 11, 2009 4:58 PM
HE HAS LONG NAILS!!!!!!!!!
THATS VERY DISCOSTING
IIIUUUUU
47. Hash - June 11, 2009 5:03 PM
William, butthurt much? It's not your fault they use young boys' anus to lubricate cocks before doing your mom, back in the islands. Go die in a earthquake, inbred fucktard.
48. plaga7 - June 11, 2009 5:10 PM
The best player in the world at this moment is the european champion Leonel Messi.
well people, is late, and i got a dinner with friends...
Goodnight from a very cold Buenos Aires!
49. Jacc - June 11, 2009 5:15 PM
I hope they don`t have anything. She's a fuc*/&% bitch!
50. Pedro - June 11, 2009 5:16 PM
#45, do you think he even remembers where madeira is? He doesn't give a shit. Nor does he feel any kind of sympathy for you for being another poor immigrant from the archipelago, why do you even bother defending him here? Grow up man.
51. Sport - June 11, 2009 5:34 PM
Hey Mullet Nation.
Dont come on our sites to talk about our fucked up celebrities and try to preach us about Futbol. Its fucking soccer over here and all of our kids play it.
52. therush - June 11, 2009 5:36 PM
"sail away into mexico - June 11, 2009 4:11 PM
Douche + Douchette."
FTW. Put this story in perspective.
Fuck Ronaldo. I can't wait until his career falters at Real Madrid because he's not surrounded by amazing talent (Rooney, Carrick, Evra, Tevez, Berba etc) and perhaps the greatest manager in football history. Manure doesn't give a shit that this diving tool is leaving. They'll take the $131 million, probably buy Ribery and Lavezzi and thank fascist Real for vastly overpaying for a gutless pretty boy.
53. Rickyvega - June 11, 2009 5:41 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo only the best soccer player in the world, and the most famous man in the world except in usa.
54. Tanzarian - June 11, 2009 6:03 PM
Thankfully Paris is pushing up, cause if I'm gonna jerk off to a fantasy it better be as fantastical as it can get. Bonus for covering the knees and feet.
55. Monica - June 11, 2009 6:26 PM
As a portuguese girl, I am officially disgusted and mortified.
56. Porto - June 11, 2009 6:52 PM
Ignorants Americans stop calling "soccer" to futbol,....that is a made up word, (soccer) it does not exist, educate yourself...stupid ignorants
57. Dr.Salazar - June 11, 2009 7:11 PM
Hey americans,you haved the ass kicked in vietnam.
you have been beaten by people using woodsticks and arrows as weapons.
58. ishi-san - June 11, 2009 7:35 PM
@ 24: READ! a lot of people do apparently - I didn't start that discussion.....
*vuile-tering-hoer!
59. Lizz - June 11, 2009 7:46 PM
@ 29: Ever heard of Rugby? who are calling sissy now? *lol*
Why is it that Americans always need to insult other people? It is ok to correct other people when they're wrong, but do it with arguments and a tiny bit of decency! Take an example from # 25!
60. KoRneY - June 11, 2009 8:26 PM
whatever, fuck soccer
61. mu - June 11, 2009 8:38 PM
good to see that he and rooney hang out off the pitch
62. devilsrain - June 11, 2009 9:00 PM
Thats nice, what did that take all of 4 days? Put another notch in that lipstick case Paris. Although who am I kidding, it would take a 100 ft wall to accommodate all the notches.
63. CrunchPop - June 11, 2009 9:23 PM
Since when is Ricky Martin a soccer player?
64. LMS - June 12, 2009 12:35 AM
Spreading the herpes one dude at a time...
65. thandi - June 12, 2009 2:23 AM
oh paris
u lucky lucky fish
66. sickitten - June 12, 2009 2:59 AM
God, look at that big Italian un-Waspy nose of hers. And remember...naturally BROWN eyes.
67. sickitten - June 12, 2009 3:00 AM
Ginzo nose and brown eyes.
68. sickitten - June 12, 2009 3:01 AM
Ginzo nose and brown eyes.
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70. unite pangea - June 12, 2009 8:34 AM
You're all so full of shit.
The Europeans that come to this website to feel superior over comments posted by the dregs of internet society are part of that populace.
Not that I expect any of you ridiculously idiotic patriots, mindlessly championing your countries and nations, to understand anything other than too much beer and sports.
Viva La Evolution!!
71. ishi-san - June 12, 2009 10:18 AM
@ 70: True - we have good beer and superior sports! Thanks for noting that! :)
72. Rhialto - June 12, 2009 11:14 AM
I've no idea how she did it.Due the crisis her price was dropping a bit.But maybe this will keep her from the crisis.Lol business first.
73. Darth - June 12, 2009 11:17 AM
She must have a guardian angel sitting on her shoulder.Probably a dark angel in her case.
74. Nero - June 12, 2009 11:24 AM
Is that Nicky Hilton dressed in the jaguar print?
75. fons - June 12, 2009 11:56 AM
messi is so much better than this loser.
76. Kelsey - June 12, 2009 12:56 PM
He looks like an even bigger douche than the last dude, I didn't think that was possible.
77. Michelle - June 12, 2009 2:00 PM
His shocking taste in women continues then.
78. Anon - June 13, 2009 12:42 AM
It's football. Stop defending yourselves Americans.
79. RtSS - June 13, 2009 10:13 AM
Damn... Almost an upskirt shot on Ashley, Paris is just disgusting, but I'd do her little sister. Agreed all you non-American losers STFU about soccer vs. football. Why is it called World Cup Soccer ? Duh? Also, just a bit gay to have him wearing a pearl necklace. Wow, if that doesn't scream fag-eee-toe, I don't know what does. I want an upskirt shot of Ashley and that leporad print skirt.
80. Erica - June 13, 2009 1:03 PM
He is so gorgeous.
81. desmond - June 13, 2009 11:08 PM
It will be funny if he contracted some disease from paris hilton and then he is unable to play for real madrid anymore.
82. John - June 14, 2009 10:33 AM
Did you just compare Nereida Gallardo to Megan Fox?
That's like comparing decaying roadkill to a cheese steak.
83. Arroyo - June 16, 2009 11:30 PM
I'm guessing that Cristiano could afford her fee for anal?
84. flygirl - June 20, 2009 12:09 AM
WTF christiano ronaldo is too gud for that paris fag and he is damn hawt!!!!!
i didn't believe this shit untill i saw pics 1 and 2 the wall is exactly the same!