Jun 10 2009Paris Hilton is single and flashing her vagina

i dont want to be first...

oh no, lost my appetite

It looks like underwear.

It looks like underwear.

Is that a five o'clock shadow?

Number 1...that is freakin funy!

Is that a fish tank!

She has the largest feet of any woman I've ever seen. Does she shop at Trannies R Us?

have you never seen a vagina before? she's clearly wearing nude underwear.

imbecile.

Looks like a bruise, bruise, bruise.
Is that an echo, echo, echoooooooooo.

Flesh colored underwear, but I suppose if you're gay and the closest you've come to seeing a woman's crotch was on the Barbie dolls you played with as a kid, you might make that mistake

Yeah, it's underwear. Even if she isn't wearing any, there's no vagina to be seen, not by a long shot, but I guess "Paris Hilton is single and flashing some uninteresting part of her crotch" just doesn't have the same zing to it.

Where's the beef (curtains)?

NICE CUNT!

What's with this new round of celebrity vag? Its so 2007.

#11 - Don't underestimate the pleasing touch of Barbie's silky-smooth plastic legs and huge rack. Once you're done though, it's impossible to get it out of her fake hair. Kinda like doing a chick with prosthetics and a wig...

Who buys underwear that color?!

Any lawyer in da house? how do i sue fish for perversion of the truth?

Crap, my monitor broke, Paris owes me, but in retrospect, it was quite heroic, the ol' CRT gave it's life to save my eyes and my rapidly diminishing mental health

Was that a rerun of Letterman just the other night........they were celebrating their 6 month anniversary. He seemed almost like a normal guy. You know the normal guy that will put up with anything that puts out. Maybe 6 months is his limit.

Was that a rerun of Letterman just the other night........they were celebrating their 6 month anniversary. He seemed almost like a normal guy. You know the normal guy that will put up with anything that puts out. Maybe 6 months is his limit.

Shes wearing flesh colored underwear. I'm starting to think Fish hasn't ever seen a real woman naked.

only underwear here, no need to put the big star in the way.

Safe for work but, safe for your health is another story ;)

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only underwear here, no need to put the big star in the way.

Safe for work but, safe for your health is another story ;)

http://www.dealpi.com

I'll have the Roast Beef with a side of Valtrex PLEASE!!!.... My crotch suddenly feels itchy....

It must be flesh colored panty hose.

When Paris was showing that thing to the paparazzi back in 2007, I remember she really had a bad problem with black stubble. It looked like the worst 5 O'Clock shadow you ever saw.

So this photo has had some filtering action.

Unless she is using the flesh colored makeup that the porn actresses use. I guess that's a possibility.

puta!!

Fish aint never seen a vagina! WTF your banned, I once seen him wrestle a T- Rex, and I let him fuck both mi wives you ignorant bitch!

#17 What the hell kind of girl are you? You buy underwear that color to wear under white and other pale colors so it doesn't show through. Have mom explain it to you.

#27 It's not pantyhose, her legs are bare. Clueless. Meet #17. Just never have kids.

Those photos gave me pink-eye.

So one vapid cunt kicked another idiot cunt to the curb, and the cunt's cunt is now liberated with all of its cuntness.

As you can tell, I'm a huge Hilton fan.

No wonder Grandpa kicked that cunt out of the inheritance. Not that she's hurting for dough, the fucking cunt that she is....

Cunt cunt cunt.

OK, I'm done.

Any organization out there that advocates death penalty?
Hook nose cant' go on living like that. This girl HAS TO go.

Definitely living up to her reputation as a SERIAL DATER. When will this girl settle down?

It's bAAAAaaaack

Have any of you seen a vag before? If that's underwear, it comes with its own stubbly meat-bits.

#29 Sort of misses the mark when you get the numbers screwed up, doesn't it? Duh - just don't have any kids.

She's wearing undies for God's sake.

id eat it.

The Superficial writer is officially a virgin. No man who's ever seen a vagina can mistake skin coloured panties for it. Go visit a prostitute for god's sake.

I am not sure what looking at her naughty bits will do anyway. She fucked that dude with the creepy voice in that hotel. Rick Salomon....wherever he has been, I don't want to see........

She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
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Another guy with herpes. Now he has a don't date me sign on his head. Benji Madden, this guy, Rick Solomon, Starvos, Some model guy, Nick Carter.. Who else has herpes? A ton of other guys.... Who will be the next flavor of the month??? Inquiring minds what to know! Just remember guys, Paris will give something to remember her by. Your penis will burn and itch forever. Might as well tattoo her name on your penis. Paris was here. Caution!

who cares. shes just some rich chick who got famous for hanging out with other famous people.
Talent getting guys to fuck her without being really high
she can't act , sing, dance or speak without sounding like she has an IQ of 32.damn porn is probably the only thing that shed be good at.
OOH..
sorry to the porn stars i just offended.

Wasn't she going to marry this one? *hahahaha*

Paris giving everyone a beaver shot... must be Thursday. When you get Megan Fox "without" panties in this pose then we'll talk!

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There’s no underestimating how much of a idiot this b#tch is, but guys you can’t tell me you wouldn’t bang her still. I’d just the dirtiest prick ever, then take some money out of her bag after I’m done for my efforts.

1.)If you're a male aged puberty to twenty five, you will put dick in sand if handed a jar of petroleum jelly and a copy of Penthouse. So yes, all those hetereos who fit said mentioned criteria would line up for a Paris Hilton gangbang.

2.)After a certain age, males start getting more discriminating where they stick their erect penises, so the unholy triumvirate of Paris, Lindsey and Britney gets relegated to the anti-Viagra pile. In fact, those stooges are kinda' like fascinating train wrecks, really gross and unnerving, makes you wanna' vomit, but you can't pull your eyeballs away from the horrific spectacle ... Amy Winehouse gets an honorable mention, hell, she's in a class distinction all her own.

3.)Notice only Britney is the only one who has spawned - what could a future Paris fetus be like? Satan must be behind the murder of Dr Hiller, the only last chance doctor to terminate an Anti-Christ embryo. That's why I love Christians, they'd save the life of Lucifer but crucify the Christ - dumbasses, dumbasses, dumbasses!

4.)When and how did Doug Rheinhardt regain consciousness ? Do they award Nobel Prizes for Heroism? Cos this guy saved humanity as long as possible. Now if we could trick her into a Reddi-Ice truck and cart her back to the South Pole ...

5.)I smell tobacco, booze and death ... oh no ... La Lohan is here ... I'm really very scared ... my testicles just tore off and ran off into the distance!

#29 I love you. So I have nothing new to add, so I will just put another comment in here telling Fishie he's being a stupid man again - thats underwear, dude. Not that I want to see it anyway, but it is what it is.

Although I just had the thought - A psychologist might wonder if Ms. Hilton here wore the flesh colored panties on purpose just for the attention. But, no... wait... she's not desperate for attention and certainly never displayed any behavior previously that would indicate that she is!

Flesh colored panties ...hmmm....scared to show "real vagina"...hmm..
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You know what she should start wearing? Nude underwear like in this picture but ones that have a big pink star on the crotch area. That way she can sensor the pics for you.

I wonder what an infrared view of her crotch would show... it would probably flash like a slient air raid siren...

That looks like underwear-- if they're flesh-colored or panty-hose looking, it might be because they might be a pair of flesh-colored spanx. Obviously, it doesn't match the color of the rest of her skin... not that that's saying much.

Sorry dude, but she's not flashing her vagina. Vulva maybe but the vagina is tucked up inside- remember?

What happened??

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Like others it seems that it is flesh colored panties. Even if she just had Brazilian bikini wax, there is no sign of her vagina.

I waited to post until now because I wanted to be the fartheset away from her gash as possible.

So if these are "flesh colored panties" what is that dark red smudge on the bottom there, period blood?

Flesh colored panties, who the fuck wears them?? I've never seen a girl wear them, and I'm a man whore

#63 Almost every single panty Victoria's Secret makes comes in beige, buff, whateverthehell color you want to call it , white and black. You can count on it.. Keep a girlfriend long enough to do her laundry and you might learn something. Ot just go thru her undies drawer when she's in the bathroom. If you get caught, you can always say you were looking for cash.

PairASS WHORE-ton flashing her twat is par for the course. Once a stupid slutty whore, always a stupid slutty whore...

stupid people she have underwear!! man how people cen be so mean and do people ugley..

SIZE 11 FEET - just sayin; might be a pee-pee inside that cotton

it looks like either underwear or its photoshopped

Wow, already? I was kinda rooting for them to make it... cuz if two imbeciles can't even hold onto their "ignorance is bliss" relationship, what hope do the rest of us have??

Oh man! I just started making fun of them on my blog and they already broke up. I knew I shouldn't procrastinate on making fun of them!
http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2009/06/heidi-spencer-vs-paris-doug.html

OK, this silly cunt is really starting to annoy me ... Christ, I'd rather look at Heidi and Spencer, for fuck's sake - that's how bad it is. What a life, SO much money and what does she do with her life ? Spends hours putting on fake eyelashes, make-up and retarded outfits, headbands, putting in those blue contacts to hide the brown eyes, too much foundation, spike heels and don't forget the fucking Blackberry that grows out of her hand. All this to be a retarded camera-whore all night, flashing her crotch and being proud of that ridiculous beak of hers, worth thousands of dollars of surgery when families go without food. What man is going to want the trash that's the fucking neighbourhood bike ... everyone's had a ride. Her silly vapid poses make me want to wretch.

I think it's very disrespectful that they posted those pictures. Anyone else here put yourself in Paris's shoes, and see how you would feel after seeing those pictures. Leave her alone, shes a classy women, and it's stupid paparazzi bs like this that destroys her image.

That happend to me once

um, yeah, those are panties.

Iv'e seen a few twats (though not nearly as many as I'd like), but I've never seen a bare crotch like the one in these pictures. Where's the slit? And is that a scortch mark. I've heard of gashes with teeth in greek mytholgy (vagina dentana), but never of one that belched fire.

shes hot and I would bang away.

The rest of you are in denial.
you would shit your undies if she even burped in your direction.

from any orafice.

This is underwear

This is underwear

this is underwear

She always makes me think of chicken wings.

the whole aim a camera at the crotch while a woman gets out of the car in a skirt technique is fucked up. it's not fair, "oh my god, I can see up her skirt!" well it's not like she's being drunk and lifting her skirt, you fucking bent down to look!

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Jessica ? You're cracked. Paris Hilton classy ?? Are you fucking kidding me ?

MY GOD! SHE NEEDS FOOD!! FOOD=GOOD! (FOOD=BAD)=DEATH!!!

when will these girls learn their lessons?

GODDAMN she's a nasty whore!

Just about everyone's had it and seen it already, you herpe-infested, orange, spoiled bitch. Do you think everyone forgot about your storage scandal? With the herpes meds found inside? No.

You're gross.

[..]Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:
“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says[..]

God damn... ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

God damn... ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

God, is this news? Her pussy is as old as her sex videos..YUCK!

THAT IS NOT HER VAGINA THEY PHOTO SHOPED THAT! GET A LIFE!!!!

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah omg thats discusting

Its such a embaracement for an actress like Paris Hilton to have been seen this kind of act. Abig disgrace for her self. She should know how to wear a panty. Hahah lol

Paris hilton is the scruge of the world as we know here.

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