Jun 11 2009Paris Hilton & Cristiano Ronaldo actually happened

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One way to celebrate an £80 million transfer

so...if paris can have I can have him too..good to know..miau...

Haha :)

Anyone posting after Me likes to play with Cristiano Ronaldo's balls and swing from his goalpost

Wow! First a lost to Barcelona and now this???? He's going downhill fast =(

My guess is that Ronaldo got hammered as fuck to celebrate the transfer news, and for all he knows he made out with a lamp last night.

Pork Chop Sandwiches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone who posted right before me needs to get a life, no one thinks its funny. I'm responding to you because you clearly need to feel like you exist, so hope this attention satisfies you. You don't have to slit your wrists now.

Pork Chop Sandwiches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope he has access to some strong antibiotics. His balls are going to feel like a pair of maracas in a couple of days.

Dont ever get brain scan #6 a slew of cock imagery will appear...

He feels the burn

Well... he now has aids.

@4 - you can have her herpes too....

All the money in the world won't get rid of her gift that keeps on giving.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Damaged Goods.

two bitches.

Ha ha ha ha

soccer

ha ha ha ha ha

lol

man..that was quick.. what a sleezebag

INAPPROPRIATE STAR PLACEMENT

Probably the worst lay of his life - I mean - we all know how Paris fucks -

Didn't her video tip him off? It would be like fucking a broom...and dick is gonna be feel like it fuck a broom - oh, in about 2 weeks...

I see his value already dropping like a brick!

Is he allowed to travel to Europe after this?

Great for Paris, terrible for Ronaldo.
If he did not have herpes before, for sure he has it now.

wouldnt it be great if he had euro zombie crotch rot and gave it to paris.

remove the star plz

This is fucking appalling, a goddamn travesty. It's not enough, is it universe, swine flu?? It's just not enough is it? No, this fucking crab farm is allowed to ooze across the planet. He just got more money than God and seriously looked around the club and thought 'yep, that's the best I can do?'

Paris is incorrigible! It's hard to feel any sympathy for her when she acts like this. Paris is the ultimate sybarite!

Damn you people are so dumb. This girl sleeps with a far less number of people than an average social female her age, and you virgins act like she is such a slut. If it werent for sluts you all would have NO chance of getting laid in the first place.

#19 thats just damn funny....

The Herp.............Thats sucks for him.

@ 31: Where do you live??? Sounds like fun!

When I heard earlier this week that Christiano Ronaldo was vacationing in LA I said "yep, he's huntin' for skanks".

The star is stuck. Thanks for doing us all a big favor.

Ummm....Yeah, if I were to hit the lottery; My first thoughts would be:

1) I need V.D.
2) What is the fastest way to get crabs?
3) I hate my Penis
4) Must find the nearest star fucker
5) I need the equivalent of pouring gas on my balls and lighting a match!

#31 Maybe you should go hang out on Geekologie...Say hi to Daisy when there....

Will this walking plague ever die?
No, she travels around the world spreading her foul diease.
That slut has to be stopped. The stupid motherfuckers who fuck this fuckin diease should be stopped!
#31 what fuckin planet are you on?
#6(Me)...get a fuckin life, you fuckin turd.
That line is stupid and tired...just like you.
Like Jimmie Jim says or should of said...DO go cut your wrists.

Aw, Paris is gonna ease her own pain by inflicting some on, Renaldo. This douche plays soccer, bunch of candy ass floppers. If he thinks that Paris Hilton is worth it for the bragging rights, then he deserves to get crotch rot, from lil' miss Humpsalot. Sad part is, there will come a day when banging, Paris, is looked upon a sad desperate act by those guys who saw it as a "right of passage" into celebrity, pardon the pun. If the rot don't getcha, the eventual shame will. Damn, that pussy's gonna get you, one way, or another.

I can't imagine wearing a short skirt with no panties and then subseqently sitting somewhere at a bar. That's just nasty.

What happened to the tool Doug whats his face?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE'S TOO HOT. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIS BEAUTY.

ugh, he really is such a manwhore though i can't take it.

why, cristiano, why why why?

Didn't she just break up with Doug whothefuckever like 10 hours ago? Give it a rest honey.
She strikes me as one of those chicks who can never not be in a relationship, the ones who can't define themselves without some fucking guy telling them how wonderful and beautiful they are all the time. Gross.

ohhhhhhhhhhh i get it. the star was not your star

What the fuck? Don't celebrities hate this bitch too? I guess not.

sigh, ronaldo. totally disappointed me, what a sleaze bag, maybe i should not rejoice over the fact that he's out of manchester united for good. goodness. i really feel like giving his balls a karate chop. and its really typical of paris eh. bloody disgusting chop stick.

*now rejoice

Good for her. The best thing she has done for herself. There is not a woman alive that wouldn't mount that dude's pole so any females on here bitching or judging are envious....better she fucks him than that last horribly dressed douche she was dating......

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ronaldo is gayer then gay though? But then again, Paris is shaped like a dude so....

gross. both. are. whores.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz..........fart.........zzzzzzzzzzzzz

here she is hifiving her friend after Cristiano leaves the house: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDM9LTsHMTQ

they're both so yucky....

its called FOOTBALL, not soccer.

The only reason she even came after him is because when she approached him, he had no idea who she was. Paris is after all an unemployed singer, actress, porn star and he is one of the greatest football players on the planet...wonder how he didn't know who she was?!?

Ronaldo has reached an all time low.

Cristiano you can get better girls than paris!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRISTIANO NONONONONONONONONO WHY WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS WHY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CAN'T DO YOU ANYMORE HOW COULD YOU YOU BASTARD

damn bitch, now hes ruined!!

It's called goddamn football not soccer - it's because you actually use your freakin' foot to play that game and not just run around the field while holding it in your hands and wearing heavy armor (see: why rugby is more kick-ass than 'american football').

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Cristiano can obviously afford Hilton's rate.

With Ronaldo as the final addition to Paris's illustrious list of lovers, Ganesha analyses the strength and longevity of this relationship with the help of Vedic Astrology System.

OMG Poor Ronaldo he could F@ SOMEONE MUCH BETTER THAN paris Hilton ... he must to be very dunk . yeak

Post # 60: You tell them!!! Go football !!!! (real football that Chris Ronaldo plays, not american football with the likes of tom brady or manning brothers... super washed down version of rugby)

And anyways, what's the big deal, Ronaldo (who btw plays like a god) is the biggest playboy if not manslut ever... and really, most girls in the USA sleep with many more guys than paris does, they just don't have paparazzis snapping pictures of them prefucking...

S.L.U.T = Paris!! woohoo

You people are so small minded, the question is ,DID IT HAPPEN??i dont think so, I think this a publicity stunt for sure.You people are so naive into beleiving eveything you read. I also think that you must stop the insults towards CR. They are getting paid for this, you see how much money they are making on this,and calling him names......he is not like that , I dont think so, he doesnt even drink alcohol.You are so bitchy.

OOOMMMMGGG!!!! Why would he be with herr!!! I meaan Paris!!! Really??? you couldd do soooo soooo much better!!! is like a waste of yourbeautyy Cris.... hahahahah well I will talk to you later!!! and talk to you aboutt all this mess hahhahha I luve yaa you knoww that!!! hahah

Peace&Love

im sorry 4 u Ronaldo. nd that dumb bitch... wat can i say fuckin luck was with her that day, cuz ure way tooooooooo gooooood for her!

Don't be silly. Were you there????
Sitting around in a club and visiting with her sister for a few drinks afterward does not mean they actually hooked up.
Stop letting your imagination run wild.
Most of the articles about Paris Hilton are lies and pure BS,

With Ronaldo met paris hilton for love, We analyses their strength of this relationship with the help of Horoscope & Gun mIlan .

Man Cristiano done fucked up BIG TIME