Jun 23 2009Paris Hilton pisses off entire Arab world

Leave it to Paris Hilton to cause an international incident because she thinks everyone needs to see how "hot" she is in a bikini. Frankly, I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner. The Mirror reports:
TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF.
But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece.
Brilliant. Our source says: "Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules."
I'm pretty sure this is grounds for the CIA to dump Paris' body in a landfill before she becomes the direct cause of 9/11 Part 2: Keep the Wonk-eye at Home, Infidels! Should it already be too late, let me be the first to say, we totally had it coming. I'm serious, who the fuck signs a passport for Paris Hilton to travel to the Middle East and expects it to end well? We'd be better off sending the customary blankets with smallpox. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's all I'm sayin'.

Reader Comments
1. molly - June 23, 2009 4:26 PM
skank
2. K - June 23, 2009 4:27 PM
ha
3. Benabob - June 23, 2009 4:27 PM
I wonder how many poor Arabs masturbated to this. First?
4. Jake - June 23, 2009 4:28 PM
Yeah, uh, her body looks terrible in that picture! And her feet are too big and she has, uh, bad "accessories" (is that the word) all the time, and, uh, uh...
...sorry, I can't continue. I'm straight. Nice body. A bag and strong latex and you're good to go.
5. JD - June 23, 2009 4:31 PM
So is she back in the states yet? Or is there still time for them to be locking her up? Oh a joyous day that will be!
6. Ram Punchington - June 23, 2009 4:32 PM
Wish someone would crash a plane into this Skank...
Punchington Out.
7. Ananana - June 23, 2009 4:35 PM
and i bet she's responsible for H1N1 too.
8. coondog1 - June 23, 2009 4:37 PM
wearing bikinis isn't against the law in dubai, they're all over the beaches there
9. coondog1 - June 23, 2009 4:37 PM
wearing bikinis isn't against the law in dubai, they're all over the beaches there
10. Moto Rola - June 23, 2009 4:46 PM
And things weren't bad enough in the middle east...
11. xanadujulie - June 23, 2009 4:47 PM
yeah, it's not illegal to wear a bikini in dubai it's a huge tourist location covered in resorts and beaches... in fact, aren't those reclining chairs made specifically for sun bathing right behind her??
While I am all for thrashing on Paris, she's not really doing anything wrong in this one.
12. kipsy - June 23, 2009 4:48 PM
a) you can wear bikinis in Dubai, and b) who gives a shit? Why should she respect their culture to the point where she needs to curtail her own? you could say it's one of the nobler things she's done. A woman suggesting women shouldn't be repressed? What would the crazed sheik say? Oh my!
13. xanadujulie - June 23, 2009 4:49 PM
well, not doing anything wrong other than existing a completely meaningless life in general...
14. xml/atom - June 23, 2009 4:51 PM
LOL! "Keep the Wonk-eye at Home"
15. um - June 23, 2009 5:13 PM
#13 How is wearing a bikini and posing like a vapid whore doing anything to suggest that women shouldn't be repressed? If that's the case, Shauna Sand must be a fucking feminist icon.
16. Jibbly Biggins - June 23, 2009 5:18 PM
Westerners, especially idiots like Hilton, should stay out of Islamic countries that have ridiculous and repressive laws.
Does herpes Hilton realize that Dubai has put people in jail for holding hands or being in the same room alone with a person of the opposite gender?
Dubai's a joke, one of those glitzy places that pretends to be moderate for Westerners but is not free by any means. Fuck it.
17. Anon - June 23, 2009 5:19 PM
She might not have pissed of the Arab world but she's pissed me off.
18. joe black - June 23, 2009 5:22 PM
you are making a big deal out of nothing i went to dubai and i saw a dozen of arab women in bikinis so no biggy
19. . - June 23, 2009 5:22 PM
Trust me the Arab women in Dubai often get plastic surgery and wear tiny bikinis at the women only beaches. But then they put the Niqab back on before they leave. Weird place.
20. mizzty - June 23, 2009 5:38 PM
Dubai is a party town she isn't doing anything wrong, well apart from everything she does usually which is wrong too but not viiolating specific laws in dubai...just wrong morally, ethically like usual
Still it would be awesome if they locked her up abbroad
21. Stuey - June 23, 2009 5:42 PM
oh please if there is a God in the sky, get this dumb bitch thrown in a middle eastern prison. Of course we would have WWIII on our hands if her ass went to jail but they would let me and you rot.
22. arden - June 23, 2009 5:54 PM
ummm....it's perfectly legal and acceptable to wear a bikini on Dubai's beaches, lol...everybody does it. As long as she doesn't kiss/fornicate on the beach, or wear the bikini while walking down the street, she's A-OK.
23. metrosexual man - June 23, 2009 5:56 PM
She's way too masculine compared to me.
24. Kay - June 23, 2009 6:06 PM
#12 well said
25. Zanna - June 23, 2009 6:34 PM
@15 - Speaking of repression.....I hope her Valtrex stops working while she's out in the hot desert and sand gets stuck to her open, weeping sores.
26. FishEye - June 23, 2009 6:37 PM
This calls for a public stoning. Nothing fixes the problem of some uppity bitch like that does. Kthnxbye!
27. Darwin Police - June 23, 2009 6:38 PM
Interestingly enough, the water was blue before she got in.
28. Alex - June 23, 2009 6:38 PM
Ummm wearing bikinis isn't against the law in any Arab country except maybe in KSA.
It is highly not advisable though lol
29. Victoria - June 23, 2009 6:47 PM
she's gonna get attacked!
30. robert - June 23, 2009 6:47 PM
Dear Muslim world (and Dubai in particular),
Paris is corrupting your citizens (not to mention polluting your sea). Please let her be an example of the full weight of your (Islamic-based) law and give her a long prison sentence and one of those fashionable head-to-toe black-dress-things.
On behalf of the western world, if you would do us this one little favor, we would be willing to pay an extra dollar per barrel for your oil; $2.50 a barrel if you can get Lindsey Lohan to visit your country and subsequently share a cell with Paris.
With fingers crossed and praises and prayers to Allah.
31. lbk - June 23, 2009 6:57 PM
plz someone tell her shes still in cannes.
or shes at a nude beach in ibiza.
problem solved.
32. AmericanWhiteTrash - June 23, 2009 7:14 PM
If there is a god, while shes over in that neck of the woods she'll try and go bar hopping in Tehran right about now.
33. lina - June 23, 2009 7:18 PM
The Arab men gonna love her!!!
34. Kev - June 23, 2009 7:31 PM
Why is there even a beach thing where she is with sun bathing chairs?
35. nickel - June 23, 2009 7:32 PM
Behead the little whore. I mean infidel. No, wait, I mean whore.
Besides, Arab men are furry and smelly, they wouldn't know what to do with her anyway.
36. jehans alshatti - June 23, 2009 8:10 PM
am from Kuwait..in the. Middle East...and wearing a bikini is not forbidden in the Dubai or any other Arab country in the Gulf region. Westerners wear whatever they want in the Arab world except in KSA.. and to be honest with you most westerners don’t wear it out of respect which makes people here respect them because they respect the tradition and culture of Arab world.. more than our own people:)
We are not ignorant and living in tents and Arab men don’t need Paris Hilton, our women are HOT enough…. I just don’t know what the hell is she doing here…she can’t get enough of showing off…
...
37. Mister Bored - June 23, 2009 9:27 PM
If anything, they probably don't want her wearing a bikini because it's too thin of a fabric to protect their beaches from being polluted.
Can't say I blame them. I'd keep people off the beach and out of the water is a sludge monster, I mean Paris Hilton were to come ashore too.
38. Violet - June 23, 2009 9:52 PM
@36 Thank you for your insight.
39. Sonya - June 23, 2009 9:57 PM
You can wear bikini's in dubai..and i think there idiots for letting paris have a show there anyway...what were they thinkin..duih..we all know who she is a sextape whore....
40. Superbiggerevil - June 23, 2009 11:01 PM
Where's an IED when you need it most?
41. She's a WHORE - June 23, 2009 11:59 PM
Open letter to any Arab Terrorist who happens to read this:
"Dear Terrorist,
Although we do not get along, we do not purposely flaunt your laws & culture in your face, or make fun of them. Only an idiot would thumb their nose at another's culture; paris hilton is that exact idiot. Therefore, we request that you use your skills in terrorism & make paris hilton disappear.
Signed,
America"
Hopefully, the stupid slutty whore will be pushing up daisies within a week...
42. biff - June 24, 2009 12:24 AM
Perhaps the producers of this crappy show would be willing to send her to certain parts of some Middle Eastern countries. I would pay to watch them behead her. I love this quote: "Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture". That stupid cunt couldn't point to any part of the middle east on a map; nor could she answer any question concerning that part of the world and it's culture.
43. .................................S I D - June 24, 2009 1:07 AM
WHY ARE HER ARMPITS WHITEEEEE? WE ILL NEVER KNOW!
44. Minna - June 24, 2009 2:29 AM
This is not true! Stop shitting yourselves with lies! Dubai is great and everyone wears bikinis here, morons!!
45. What a stupid bitch - June 24, 2009 2:31 AM
Enough is enough already. This bitch is exporting stupid to the world, and she wraps herself in the American flag when she does it. I'm sick of this whore making the country I love look bad; someone PLEASE off her immediately...
46. puhleez - June 24, 2009 4:51 AM
she really does kind of represent everything that's wrong with America...
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48. Initial_G - June 24, 2009 5:11 AM
I hope she pisses off the UAE so bad they toss her into a stone cell for life.
49. budah - June 24, 2009 5:47 AM
please please please piss them of ..please please please piss them off.. i dont want an incident or anything but sheesh they could help us out by arresting her for something. anything drunk in public would be great and use your most liberal interpretation of that >,> <.<
PST obama over here.. ill get you popeyes if you let them keep her in jail..
50. Swair - June 24, 2009 5:50 AM
1: Arab men hate her guts. Believe me, I have brothers who've seen prettier, more respectable women than that and they didn't have to wear bikinis to be noticed. Arab men don't masturbate at the sight of a female.
2: You can wear a bikini anywhere you want in the world as long as it stays on the beach and there's nothing sexual going on. Respecting the public, nothing more nothing less.
3: As a Middle Eastern Muslim woman from Kuwait, I don't like her as much as the next woman because she's a spoiled brat that isn't doing anything good for the world, NOT because she's in a bikini or whatever. I'm not that shallow.
4: World War 3 over a skank? Never knew politicians were so sensitive, starting a war for nothing.
5: Paris shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere in the world. Heck, she shouldn't be allowed to step outside her room.
51. Asim - June 24, 2009 6:10 AM
It’s funny when I read the Heading " Paris Hilton pisses off entire Arab world!! "
Oh Come On! She’s not doing anything wrong and Every One loves her here! You can do anything here as long as you’re not caught having Sex On the Beach! Or in Public!
52. From the middle east - June 24, 2009 6:17 AM
Hey guys .. just wanted to say something here.. what you see in your media doesn't reflect the truth about the middle east or how people live there.. Paris Hilton didn't piss anyone off trust me.. and btw she's not that Hot.. I'm just making things clear bros..
and another 9/11?? r u fricken kidding me?? is that really how u see us?? just because a bunch of idiots from the middle east did those shameful acts doesn't mean that we're all terrorists or criminals..
if you take the next flight to The UAE, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, Egypt, Morocco, Israel, Palestine, you'll be surprised..
53. RichPort's Ghost - June 24, 2009 8:30 AM
If ever there was a case for female circumcision...
54. abby - June 24, 2009 10:27 AM
I must say it is a great picture. It would be just as nice if it had been taken at Disney World.
55. gigi - June 24, 2009 10:41 AM
I'm glad she has the arrogance to flaunt it over there. She is Paris Hilton -- if anybody is going to do this it's going to be her. Her unabashed glomming for attention is just her. So what? She's coming from a place where "LET FREEDOM REIGN" is our motto. You guys may not want to realize this, but Paris our ambassador, so more power to her!
56. Karri - June 24, 2009 10:48 AM
she looks orange....
she needs to let the tanning lotion wash off for a week or two.....
57. RichPort's Ghost - June 24, 2009 12:53 PM
#55 - Please... just swallow the entire bottle of pills...
58. Jeff - June 24, 2009 1:25 PM
The best part is she thinks she can get away with it because she's a Hilton.
Except that in oil-rich Saudia Arabia, the Hilton family has about as much wealth and power as the regional manager McDonalds in Dubai.
I hope she gets in trouble and make it out in time before the arrest.
59. Jerry - June 24, 2009 1:33 PM
#48 Why stop at the stone cell for life? Hopefully she'll be stoned in the stone cell (with real stones, not reefer madness!)
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60. Rhialto - June 24, 2009 1:45 PM
Is this offensive in Dubai? Or do they rather have the tourists to stay away? I don't think it's against the law in Dubai.
61. George Washington - June 24, 2009 2:20 PM
Her foreign policy experience far exceeds the current administration.
She stutters less and makes more since than the current president.
Damn, you guys are fucked.
62. your mom - June 24, 2009 2:37 PM
i have been to Dubai and been to this beach, and there are plenty of women in bikinis there and it's not a problem. just some stupid publicity for her stupid show...
63. Swair - June 24, 2009 2:49 PM
Thank you, "you mom" (#62)! :D
64. Toonkinstein - June 24, 2009 3:02 PM
...well it isn't the bikini she wore that made the Arabs mad, but how she left a ring of her herp critters clinging to the side of the pool that sent them over the edge....
65. el ces - June 24, 2009 5:29 PM
Yeah?
Fuk those coksukers.
Show 'em what a real woman looks like, Paris.
66. Beth - June 24, 2009 5:55 PM
Paris is looking increasingly yellow...is her liver failing yet from the Hepatitis C?
67. maki - June 24, 2009 11:31 PM
Jibbly Biggins 1st fuck u and any1 who talks about arabs in a bad way .............. Arab men dnt need such a Skank like Paris Hilton to even be intrested in .. And women wear Bikini's in the Middle East all the time on the beach and trust me they look alot hotter thn tht skank and most of ur women ' only in (KSA) u can't wear bikini's but thn again wth the kind of money they spend they can buy or go to a good looking Island and wear wht ever they want .......... And look whr she was growing up tht say's enough You Fuckin Hypocrite's talking about the Arab World like u know it or been thr whn you Love going thr or dealing in sme Venture to make sme good Money cause u know we will pay more .................... I love tht
68. maki - June 24, 2009 11:31 PM
Jibbly Biggins 1st fuck u and any1 who talks about arabs in a bad way .............. Arab men dnt need such a Skank like Paris Hilton to even be intrested in .. And women wear Bikini's in the Middle East all the time on the beach and trust me they look alot hotter thn tht skank and most of ur women ' only in (KSA) u can't wear bikini's but thn again wth the kind of money they spend they can buy or go to a good looking Island and wear wht ever they want .......... And look whr she was growing up tht say's enough You Fuckin Hypocrite's talking about the Arab World like u know it or been thr whn you Love going thr or dealing in sme Venture to make sme good Money cause u know we will pay more .................... I love tht
69. Martina - June 24, 2009 11:52 PM
Bin Laden would do her in a Riyadh minute (that's hot!)
70. dubaigirl - June 25, 2009 3:34 AM
Media are so ridiculous!!! of course you can wearing bikini in dubai!!!! I'm living in Dubai and you know what? this morning I'm gonna go to the swimming pool in a bikini OH MY GOD!! there's gonne be CNN and NBC???????
71. s - June 26, 2009 2:32 AM
Ummmmmm....it is not against the law to wear a bikini in Dubai. I live here and YES bikinis are allowed....it's topless sunbathing that is not allowed. But definately, noone even raises an eyebrow if you wear a bikini. Get your facts straight.
72. Lara Muesen - July 27, 2009 2:08 AM
Many of the posts here got it exactly right: Dubai is for the most part a big JOKE. A land full of contradictions, extreme inequality, pretentiousness, modern day slave labor (I kid you not!)...just to name a few.
And, no people, Paris will not be thrown in jail for wearing a bikini. What! In this land of contradictions. The Arabs there are probably bending over backwards to keep her happy and her ratings up, just for their own benefit and to help re-promote Dubai...since it is really going straight into the dumps these days (major economic problems).
And, to jehans alshatti from Kuwait, I am sure you know for sure that many MANY arab men would do anything to be with a blonde girl (especially a Western European or North American). And, so your comment is a little off.
By the way, have you seen most Arab women before they spend countless hours at the salon or applying makeup!? Sorry, they are not HOT! The beauty industry, though, is what is HOT there in those mainly Gulf Arab countries though. The money these Arabs spend on cosmetics, cosmetic surgery, and skin whitening products is unbelievable! They try soooooo hard to change their skin colors and wear such heavy foundations and powders. Actually, most arab men even admit to this about arab women.
Getting back to Paris though, in Dubai, the land of major contradictions, even if she did something considered more "extreme" than just wearing a bathing suit, she WOULD most likely get away with it because of her celebrity status. Others, though, would most likely be thrown in jail and labeled as "prostitutes."
For those unaware of many truths, please visit DUBAITORTURE.COM
will give you a different perspective on what is really going on here
(by the way, this and many other sites are totally blocked in the UAE)
73. ambassador of universal common sense - August 4, 2009 2:40 PM
It's just like anywhere else......fame, money and good looks can virtually guarantee your freedom(even just the 2nd one sometimes, but moreso with 1 & 2 and especially all 3(if you're a woman)), cultural contradictions and hypocrisy be damned.....especially when one culture's tourist sector might be going straight down the tubes financially because most regular western people(as in, mostly-without-exception absent of the first, usually almost destitute(by comparison) of the 2nd and usually significantly lacking the third(again, by comparison) as well) are afraid to venture into "that" region for fear of being beheaded.