Jun 26 2009Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items
- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she's a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam]
- Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip]
- Madonna's new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn't have the sinewy arms of a zombie. [The Blemish]
- Robert Pattinson reveals he wouldn't be anywhere without Twilight. I'm going to assume this was an interview for People Who Just Woke Up From a Coma Weekly. [ICYDK]
- Jon Gosselin took his wedding ring off! Somebody alert CNN I just found their entire weekend's programming. [Just Jared]
- Johnny Depp never watches his own movies once he's done filming. That would explain the 25 minute, awkwardly edited butt sex scene in Public Enemies. I'm joking! It's only 10 minutes. [PopSugar]

Reader Comments
1. inyoface - June 26, 2009 7:29 PM
first!!!!
2. abby - June 26, 2009 7:37 PM
2ND!
I like that outfit.
3. abby - June 26, 2009 7:38 PM
2ND!
I like that outfit.
4. Melissa - June 26, 2009 7:39 PM
Wow...she looks great!
5. Darth - June 26, 2009 7:42 PM
Hello y'all!
6. Christina - June 26, 2009 7:43 PM
Britney, Britney, Britney...
Just, uh, not quite the same...
7. Galtacticus - June 26, 2009 7:58 PM
Where ma wifey?
8. Tina - June 26, 2009 8:09 PM
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
sugarmommameet.com. it is a site for rich women to date charming and handsome men.. spoil and support them.
9. Juan - June 26, 2009 8:12 PM
Aw WTH Brit? Whats with this bra-wearing shit? They want to be free, I wnt them to be free. Please release them and flaunt your hot lil ass around town like youve always done.
10. Juan - June 26, 2009 8:12 PM
Aw WTH Brit? Whats with this bra-wearing shit? They want to be free, I wnt them to be free. Please release them and flaunt your hot lil ass around town like youve always done.
11. Yuck - June 26, 2009 8:17 PM
My god... she's actually wearing a bra & not flashing her snatch. What is this world coming to...
12. Booyya! - June 26, 2009 8:27 PM
Too bad she didn't suffer a heart attack as well!
13. Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss - June 26, 2009 8:28 PM
She's pretty and she's "The Queen of Pop."
14. gone but never forgotten - June 26, 2009 9:02 PM
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15. tromba - June 26, 2009 9:10 PM
Those are some serious skull-crusher thighs. Nothing sexier than a dancer's legs!
16. Dread not - June 26, 2009 9:12 PM
Wearing a bra, no daisy dukes, and her feet are covered!? Now I'm pissed! Where's the Katy Perry, or Lady Nuh-uh snaps at?
17. tromba - June 26, 2009 9:13 PM
Booyya!:
You are sick. Any chance of your feeble brain getting the way of your mouth, ever?
18. Mariano - June 26, 2009 9:15 PM
She's so fucking frustrating! Now that her body is hot again, I wish she'd just do her hair properly (washing it wouldn't hurt) and maybe applying just a little makeup wouldn't hurt?
19. captain america - June 27, 2009 1:59 AM
the truth is out: "HOLLYWOOD" MAKES PEOPLE INSANE, folks!!
.............look here.
20. dk - June 27, 2009 10:13 AM
Its about time to conclude Nick is a fag and has zero bedroom skills, unless a mans involved.
21. Meream - June 27, 2009 11:15 AM
How cute does she look? And number 14, that's kinda creepy.
22. cool - June 27, 2009 11:25 AM
God bless Michael Jackson in the heaven.Best withes to his family.It's said he had a profile in the
== Milli ona ire chats C/o/m==. many people are praying for him and mourning there. let's join them and recall all his life.
23. Alli Watermelon - June 27, 2009 11:45 AM
I LOVE her legs.
24. Courtyardpigeon - June 27, 2009 12:08 PM
Amazing legs.
25. Ryan Rivera - June 27, 2009 12:18 PM
Phones, legs, phones, arrr!
26. Marissa - June 27, 2009 12:20 PM
@ comment 14 Nice one!
27. valaki - June 27, 2009 1:42 PM
this woman has no style and she doesn't know a thing about fashion. anyway she got back her body and looks hot
28. valaki - June 27, 2009 1:42 PM
this woman has no style and she doesn't know a thing about fashion. anyway she got back her body and looks hot
29. Rhialto - June 27, 2009 4:26 PM
Recently Britney Spears has returned in the list of hot celebitches.It's the choice of the folks and we respect that.I'll guess she's backy.
30. Nero - June 27, 2009 4:30 PM
Hey y'all! I'm backy!
31. Darth - June 27, 2009 4:42 PM
I dunno what she doing in pic 3,4 and 5 but i guess it's instant Pilatus?
32. Boogeyman King Dong - June 27, 2009 4:46 PM
Don't forget to take a protein shot after the exercises!
33. Gando - June 27, 2009 4:50 PM
@32 The reason why the best toned women are most successful.
34. Min - June 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Wow she has great legs!
@14 that's impressive but someone has too much time on their hands...
35. RtSS - June 27, 2009 6:53 PM
Britney has lost much of that baby fat, her legs are looking toned and defined. For that, I will reward her with a good long schrogging with my schlong. I know Britney is adventurous enough to take it up the poopchute. And with the thighs and ass tone of a dance, she can squeeze me tight. I will top it off with giving her a guzzle of my protein shake as I stare at those beautiful Britney eyes.
36. lori - June 27, 2009 10:22 PM
Johnny Depp needs to update the greasy 90's hairdo. He was a good actor in the 90's before he got all full of himself.
37. emily - June 28, 2009 1:57 AM
Do not tease me with promises of Depp and Bale buttsex. I will be brutally let down when there isn't any. ...but there still might be, right?
38. maria - June 28, 2009 12:08 PM
she actually looks hot and classy...she should dress like that more often....
39. RtSS - June 28, 2009 2:19 PM
I want to have hard drivein', hot and sweaty butt sex with Britney. I want to feel the clinch of her poopchute around my schlong as I ram it into her. Her little whimpers begging me for more. Britney I love you again, now that you are not the crazy lunatic, cheetos swilling, umbrella wielding 259 lbs pyscho you once were.
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