Jun 24 2009Spencer Pratt is told about himself. Musically.
- Angelina Jolie wants to be president. Well, we elected a black guy, so why not a quasi-incestuous blood amulet-wearing child collector? It's time, America. It's time. [Celebslam]
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested for drunkenly assaulting an airport bartender who cut him off. -- I'm failing to see the crime here. [The Blemish]
- Paris Hilton is tired of the Cristiano Ronaldo which now she says are completely made-up. Yes, because clearly the paparazzi caused all our eyes to see a clear as fuck picture of her flashing her snizz at Ronaldo in a club. Those devious bastards! [ICYDK]
- Audrina Patridge's solo reality show is picked up by MTV. I'm going to assume she'll be in a bikini the entire time unless their goal is to lose a shit-ton of money by boring their audience into comas. [PopSugar]
- Johnny Depp at the premiere of Public Enemies. For all the ladies who can't figure out what the deal is with Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip]
- Isabel Lucas reportedly out-hots Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie. I'll be the judge of that - when it hits HBO. Don't forget to remind me. [Just Jared]
Thanks to Emily for the video that, while humorous, involved two minutes and 55 seconds too much of Spencer's face..
Reader Comments
1. laney - June 24, 2009 7:31 PM
huh?
2. Anexio - June 24, 2009 7:32 PM
I just took and Heidi and wiped my Spencer.
3. required - June 24, 2009 7:35 PM
Angelina Jolie would be a better President than that moron Obama
4. Jerry - June 24, 2009 7:46 PM
Somebody kick Spencer in the nuts....anyone?
http://psycho-harry.mybrute.com
5. No Comment - June 24, 2009 7:48 PM
Better off kicking Heidi in the nuts
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
6. Binky - June 24, 2009 7:52 PM
June Reports (with Binky - your internet pal)
Angelina Jolie : Pass
Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Fail
Paris Hilton /Cristiano Ronaldo : Detention
Audrina Patridge : Fail
Johnny Depp: Pass
Isabel Lucas: WTF ? Don't recall you in class. Maybe gotta get another site to take attendance ?
Phil the Physics Teacher : I'm still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed.
7. Randal - June 24, 2009 7:59 PM
Spencer, the rap is garbage, nothing like what you've been able to produce in the past, so let it slide. These dudes are just jealous of your celebrity status and what you've done for TV. They've got nothing on you, bro.
Randal
8. justifiable - June 24, 2009 8:09 PM
Fuckin' AWESOME rap! Well, really, any rap that manages to use "antithesis" is already fuckin' awesome, but this just went nuclear because it totally demolished his fleshbearded ass.
Randal, there's 3,625 copies of "Popazao" selling on eBay - better get busy since you're singlehandedly supporting the untalented.
9. sahara - June 24, 2009 8:10 PM
i hope spencer disappears soon
10. Hilton Hunter - June 24, 2009 8:21 PM
I thought I was only ever going to hear of the Pratts if the female one was wearing a bikini.
11. Crabby Old Guy - June 24, 2009 8:25 PM
Ooh, more Heidi and Spencer - the 21st Century's "Steve and Eddie" - except whiter and gayer.
12. friendlyfires - June 24, 2009 8:32 PM
Johnny Depp - ever notice that way way way up close his face looks like a chocolate chip cookie?
Jolie wants to be President just so she can lord it over her ultra conservative right wing father that vampire whore earth mothers can dish out more money to lesbian black single mother strippers who will provide her with more children to raise an army to vanquish evil than toad lackey white guys stealing outright from public coffers and giving it to their Wall Street overlords
There will be more blood ... and close ups of Jon Voight's face
Nothing cute about drunks - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
13. netstarman - June 24, 2009 8:36 PM
I hope someone will take away there bong, it just makes them more of a idiot after they smoke it because it seems they can't handle the smoke. Please someone shove that half-ass whiskers he has on his face, it looks like my cat's ass after a neutering .
14. TheDude - June 24, 2009 8:41 PM
I'm not even sure who this guy is, Spencer? But he's quickly made it to my top 3 People to Leave the Planet list.
15. Christina - June 24, 2009 10:53 PM
I didn't bother with that video but why the hell can't you actually POST the pictures of Johnny Depp on here?? Come on, he's incredibly talented and ridiculously sexy, yet you don't post actual pictures of him, choosing instead to post Robert Pattinson all the time. I have nothing against him but he is so far from Johnny it's not even funny. Come on, post some pictures of sexy men every now and then!
16. mirroredcactus - June 24, 2009 10:57 PM
Megan Fox definitely wins in hotness on Rise of the Fallen!!!
17. Venom - June 24, 2009 11:14 PM
Required, Spencer would be a better human being than you, loser.
18. dfgdfg - June 24, 2009 11:39 PM
wow, that's pretty lame to ride spencer and heidi's (of all people) coat tails to get famous.
19. Quinn - June 25, 2009 12:05 AM
Johnny Depp's teeth look like orange tic-tacs.
20. League Of Gentlemen Editor - June 25, 2009 12:48 AM
PRATT JUST EARNED COOL POINTS!!!
21. Knee Ya Ha Ha - June 25, 2009 2:05 AM
So.
# 6 Mr Binkwad.
What you twying to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
22. Gabe - June 25, 2009 2:10 AM
Wow, I don't know what's douchier: this horrible corny ass song, someone writing a song about someone who wants nothing more than for people to talk about him, or Heidi and Spencer themselves.
Either way, everybody loses.
23. captain america - June 25, 2009 2:13 AM
HE IS DEMENTED THESE DAYS, folks?
24. Binky - June 25, 2009 2:22 AM
Binky : Knee - Inside job - I must it admit - I `m still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure - that type of thing Americans don`t seem to comprehend concepts like gravity,but I`ve always loved their Marching Bands - that type of thing,
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh
25. Darth - June 25, 2009 2:23 AM
Helo folks me is Angelina Jolie and i'm goona be your president!
26. Rhialto - June 25, 2009 2:27 AM
Ya right,she has a bit lack of IQ for that job.And you even don't have to be That much a brainbox.
27. Nero - June 25, 2009 2:31 AM
Who are those people in the clip?
28. Knee Ya Ha Ha - June 25, 2009 2:42 AM
Grwaitt points all eveweebody .
But much like Captain America - you re minor me 27 of Gerry Vanderberg at Vector Motors.
Gerald ...
¸So.........
Inside job ............
29. megan fox - June 25, 2009 7:05 AM
watch megan hot hot pics--
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http://watchcelebrity.com/megan_superwomen.html
30. megan fox - June 25, 2009 7:07 AM
http://www.watchcelebrity.com/megan_superwomen.html
31. rescue me - June 25, 2009 7:25 AM
#21/24/28 Fuck orrff, BINKY. Americans "comprehend concepts" like gravity a fuck of a lot more than you and your fellow freefall butthole theorists do. Come over here and let us dropkick your sorry 9/11 conspiracy ass and we'll prove it. Let me know if a boot wedged up in your buttcrack is an inside-enough job for ya.
32. Christina - June 25, 2009 7:32 AM
These Aryans make me embarrased to be human!
I mean could Spencer be any more painfully blonde!?
His facial hair is sick enducing!
And Heidi is a clingy winey little bitch who is too dumb to see her boyfriend is a poisonous retarded excuse for a man!
33. The Bisexual - June 25, 2009 7:35 AM
Are you seriously comparing Johnny Depp to the Twilight kid? C'MON. Depp has more talent in his little pinky than whats-his-nuts will be able to summon for himself in a lifetime. His acting diversity makes Depp sexy...not his prancing around shirtless or not bathing like some people.
34. Megan - June 25, 2009 8:13 AM
Angelina Jolie has way more experience in foreign affairs than Palin. But then again, so do I, seeing as how I've had a passport for years that I've actually used. So I guess that's not saying much. I'd vote for Angie -- we're fucked anyway, let a hot, smart woman lead the way.
The Speidi rap was almost as annoying as Speidi. Almost.
35. Ptentacle - June 25, 2009 8:21 AM
How can you afford HBO?
36. Karen - June 25, 2009 10:20 AM
Isabel Lucas: significantly less hot than Megan Fox. Lucas' head is weirdly large. It actually reminds me of first press photos for Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" where Helena Bonham Carter is the Queen of Hearts and they've digitally augmented her head.
Compare: http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/alice-wonderland-carter.jpg