Jun 18 2009Paris Hilton secretes dumb
- Paris Hilton wants Cristiano Ronaldo to be the David to her Victoria Beckham. If that involves her moving to Europe and immediately becoming irrelevant, where do I sign? [Celebslam]
- Madonna wants Gwyneth Paltrow to decorate Mercy's nursery. I love how Madonna treats an Oscar-winning actress like a Mexican contractor that better stay under budget. Who knew sorcery could be freaking hilarious? [Lainey Gossip]
- Neil Patrick Harris wants a baby. Somewhere Carrie Prejean's breasts just went off like klaxons on a battleship. [The Blemish]
- Padma Lakshmi should host things in my kitchen. And, if it makes her feel more comfortable, I have a video camera. Just sayin'. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lauren Conrad continues to admit The Hills is staged which now makes her boring and obvious. [PopSugar]
- Katie Holmes is seriously doing that reality dancing show. Remember when she was so hot you used to watch Dawson's Creek reruns naked in your college dorm room while your roommate was at class? Uh, me neither. [Just Jared]
Reader Comments
1. Que - June 18, 2009 9:23 PM
Que ________. (File in the blank)
2. useless info - June 18, 2009 9:24 PM
Adam Lanbert is gay did you guys hear?
3. Derek Jeter's Penis - June 18, 2009 9:36 PM
Dear STD Spreader,
I (ALL of America) apprecaite that you would like some alone time with Retardo on another continent. Please know that once gone, the Surgeon General will breathe a sigh of relief.
On your way out of the country, can you please take all the EURO-Trash with you?
Sincerely,
People who appreciate their PENISES!
P.S. A-Rod is a Fruit!
4. T Cash - June 18, 2009 10:12 PM
Why is she dressed like Mrs. Roper?
5. Vidi - June 18, 2009 10:26 PM
She looks like Endora
6. Leyla Timur - June 18, 2009 10:40 PM
If Paris Hilton starts vacationing in Portugal, I'M MOVING OUT.
Maddie was enough of a media circus already.
7. Christina Bledsoe - June 18, 2009 10:44 PM
Paris Hilton is too stupid to live. I wish she would have been shot like a mad cow at birth.
8. Rhialto - June 19, 2009 12:25 AM
That would be hilarious if Paris Hilton hooks up seriously with Cristiano Ronaldo.She gotta change her attitude a bit for this plan to happen.
9. Darth - June 19, 2009 12:30 AM
Does she fit the golden football boot?
10. Jibbly Biggins - June 19, 2009 12:42 AM
Hilton wouldn't last one month in Dubai, where the Islamo morons have also banned hand holding and being in the same room with a non-related person of the opposite sex...
I hope she'll choose to stay in Dubai a little longer....and flaunt her stuff. It would keep her out of the states for a few years....
11. paris is burning - June 19, 2009 12:46 AM
Oh my, Tinkerbell hasn't aged well....
12. Bcancer - June 19, 2009 2:07 AM
I love the Middle Eastern culture and want to learn more about it. The women here are very beautiful and their dresses are certainly a lot more elegant than what women wear in Hollywood.
13. Venom - June 19, 2009 3:16 AM
Why would they let this tramp into their country?
She is the antithesis of everything they believe in.
Plus she is just plain dirty.
14. Adnank - June 19, 2009 4:10 AM
I bet the arabs don't really care if she is an walking STD! there are plenty of such types in the local community here already.
15. Lord Mawsley - June 19, 2009 4:12 AM
If you, or any posters, want her to become irrelevant and disappear, then stop posting on your blog about her and/or making comments on blog posts. It's not rocket science is it? Now squeeze back into your tracksuits and waddle off down to McDonalds, your favourite 'restaurant'.
16. captain america - June 19, 2009 8:06 AM
........................................AND DUMBER, folks!!
17. friendlyfires - June 19, 2009 9:06 AM
1.)Paris Hilton is ... better than Hulu at turning my brains to mush ... make it stop ...please!
2.)Neil Patrick Harris ... David Hyde Pierce ... Ellen DeGeneres ... gays I feel totally comfortable around ... but I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable leaving kids with Ellen ...not until she passes the puppy test.
3.)Gwyneth Paltrow is going to feel real silly when she wakes up from that spell.
4.)Lauren Conrad still has worms ... bad dog ...bad dog...woof!
18. Galtacticus - June 19, 2009 9:50 AM
If Paris Hilton hooks up seriously with Cristiano Ronaldo then she'll be next year taking the first place on Forbes' The Celebrity 100.Her price will go up with 100 times,she'll be making hundreds of millions a year.This will be the time of her life,the crown on her career.
19. Rhialto - June 19, 2009 9:58 AM
Since soccer is very popular on many continents,the queens,kings,political and religious leaders will deeply bow for her.They will offer her stays in their most prestigious palaces,decorate her with the Crown Jewels and beg her for advice in important decisions.
20. ihateyou - June 19, 2009 12:58 PM
@19 I am honestly not exaggerating when I say that out of the millions of comments Ive ever heard/read, that yours is by far the dumbest. I honestly hope you die in a car accident today along with you children if you have any.
21. Cartman - June 19, 2009 3:31 PM
It looks like that dirty whore got her trademarked wonky eye fixed.
22. gigi - June 19, 2009 7:00 PM
Paris is obviously channelling Endora/Jeannie & looking particular gleeful, perhaps she's just cast a wolloping spell on Derwood or maybe she's watching Gin-gin, that frigging invisible dog rip Tony's NASA reports to shreds
23. coco - June 20, 2009 6:28 AM
soccer fans won't allow this to happen. she's not going to be a WAG!
24. sebastianudo - June 20, 2009 1:00 PM
"...Remember when she was so hot you used to watch Dawson's Creek reruns naked in your college dorm room while your roommate was at class? Uh, me neither" jajajaja sos un genio