Jun 9 2009Adam Lambert shocks pretty much no one
- Adam Lambert is gay. If you didn't know that, congratulations, you have a bright future in multiple cat ownership to look forward to. [Just Jared]
- Madonna is NOT adopting Mercy after all and false reports may have fucked the whole thing up. Unleash the Hydra! [Lainey Gossip]
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar just took his career out back and shot it in the head. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Kelly Clarkson is not a lesbian. She's just shaped like one. [Celebslam]
- Scarlett Johansson debuts her duet with Pete Yorn. Unless the entire song consist of her describing the circumference of her breasts, PASS. [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be engaged. Or Lindsay's so malnourished she honestly believes they are. Who's to say? [PopSugar]

Reader Comments
1. k - June 9, 2009 7:03 PM
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2. hero hhh - June 9, 2009 7:06 PM
Oh I love him. llllloooooooooooolllllllllll.
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3. ROUGH daddy for adult only - June 9, 2009 7:23 PM
Rolling stone have done it this time, where in the hell did they find a gay snake?
4. Me - June 9, 2009 7:25 PM
Anyone posting after Me tosses Adam Lambert's salad with thousand island dressing
5. Nero - June 9, 2009 7:26 PM
Is he gay??
6. Rhialto - June 9, 2009 7:33 PM
Madonna's adoption isn't confirmed yet by the Malawian judges.You've to show them respect.Till then,there's only good hope.
7. Gando - June 9, 2009 7:41 PM
We hope the best for Mercy.The one who can give her the most love and the best future will get her.
8. Tom K - June 9, 2009 7:44 PM
Why is this news?!?! So he likes it up the butt and sucks dick why should the rest of America care about his shameful backwards ways.
America voted and it was big fat "no" to PROP 8 and "no"to this clown being the American Idol winner.
9. Karen - June 9, 2009 7:45 PM
Hey guys, you know what else Adam Lambert said? For years he claimed that being fixated on anal sex didn't make him gay. Just, you know, fyi.
10. Mal - June 9, 2009 7:49 PM
Yo, Sup? THIS is why Bar Rafaeli got dumped.
http://www.popsugar.com/3275449
Man I mean I know some girls aren't all that without their makeup but DAMN!
11. metrosexual - June 9, 2009 8:11 PM
yummmmy
12. j - June 9, 2009 8:19 PM
where's his nipple?
13. ReturnofHolmes - June 9, 2009 8:37 PM
ADAM LAMBERT, Doesn't Fit In Any Mold!
ADAM "MARCHES" Down A Different Path!
MORE POWER TO HIM!
14. Blue Light Special - June 9, 2009 9:01 PM
Ugh....looking at the picture makes me want to throw up.
15. Jos - June 9, 2009 9:35 PM
No big loss, he's fat and ugly anyway. :)
16. Kelly - June 9, 2009 9:53 PM
Unngh. Amazing.
17. Houston Injury Lawyer - June 9, 2009 11:32 PM
yeah he is gay
18. michelle - June 9, 2009 11:57 PM
i hope the snake gobbles his wang.
19. stu - June 9, 2009 11:58 PM
gay
20. Johnson - June 10, 2009 1:48 AM
not gay..the correct word is faggot...
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22. neptune - June 10, 2009 1:49 AM
What if I knew he was gay but also want to own multiple cats???
23. gerard vandenberg - June 10, 2009 6:30 AM
"DANGEROUS" & DIRTY FAGGOTS ARE AN AMERICAN PROBLEM, folks!!
24. Kelsey - June 10, 2009 7:44 AM
Surely it's an accident that the snake is lunging toward his crotch
25. Dolly Llama - June 10, 2009 7:52 AM
I know there's a dance-off between Clay Aiken and Adam somewhere in the future**bitches!
26. John Lenin - June 10, 2009 8:12 AM
Rolling Stone? That's still in print? Seriously?
No shit...
27. Gourmet Vagina - June 10, 2009 8:28 AM
I'm confused...when did Pete Wentz change his name to Adam Lambert?
28. yabo - June 10, 2009 9:02 AM
YAY! Another stupid, vicious queer to fawn over. 'Cause, you know, we need more of those...
29. ChunkyMonkey - June 10, 2009 12:30 PM
Anyone care to speculate how many times a day this femme gets pounded in the ass?
30. Eric - June 10, 2009 2:14 PM
When did The Superficial turn into a breeding ground for homophobic gay bashing? Dude's gay. No big woop. Bigger issue is that he intentionally that part of himself so to not lose his bevvy of weekly female voters (fewer of whom would have voted for him had they not been fawning over him like the second coming of Elvis).
Also, no one watches Jimmy Fallon. More people read this site than watch his show. It wasn't Gosselaar's appearance on the show that doomed his career, but the re-posting of the clip on this site. Way to go, Superficial Writer. Now we'll never get to see Dead Man on Campus 2.
And RE: Tom K: America didn't vote against PROP 8. Only one state did. A Republican governor threw it on the ballot last November to get California Republicans and red necks (of which there are many more than we imagine with our notion of L.A. & San Francisco making up the entire state) out to the polls in the hopes of a McCain presidency. The state hadn't gone red since 1988, but the passing of PROP 8 catapulted the Civil Rights movement surrounding Gay Marriage/Rights to national attention and history books will remember it as a catalyst comparable to Rosa Parks (the fact that it was an egregious miscarriage of justice that sparked real change...not the lady on a bus part).
31. missywissy - June 10, 2009 5:55 PM
Can Rolling Stone draw any more attention to Adam's crotch? The butterfly is just plain SUPER CHEESE at it's best.
How the heck did Mark Paul Gossler fuck up his career? That guy has a sense of humor, and I laughed my ass off. I think if anything, I like him even more. Go Zack Attack!
32. S Bosman - June 11, 2009 9:16 AM
Rolling Stone magazine is soo ireelevant these days. It stopped being a decent magazine about music about 10 years ago and turned into a political opinion-rag. The politically incorrect coershots dont disguise that whats inside is so lame and basically a waste of money. Sad, because it used to be good decades ago.
33. S Bosman - June 11, 2009 9:16 AM
Rolling Stone magazine is soo ireelevant these days. It stopped being a decent magazine about music about 10 years ago and turned into a political opinion-rag. The politically incorrect covershots dont disguise that whats inside is so lame and basically a waste of money. Sad, because it used to be good decades ago.
34. suckit@yahoo.com - June 14, 2009 5:17 PM
yeah sure, the magazine sucks, but adam is so sexy!!! oh well, maybe sometime i can convince him to go straight... :)
35. man - June 20, 2009 5:49 AM
cool that buitefull
36. terie - September 1, 2009 2:31 PM
After having read the majority of these posts I have come to one conclusion ... Americans are sadly in need of soul searching and MOUTH WASHING!!!! You ppl are SERIOUSLY ILL and should consult a PSYCHIATRIST!!! So much HATRED being SPEWED from so many BIGOTS!!! LORD help us all!!!