Jun 1 2009MTV Movie Awards 2009

FIRST!!!

Yeah, but that asshole Eminem got to suck Sasha Baron Cohen's balls. That was worth watching the rest of that idiotic show.

If Rumor Willis and Robert Pattinson had a baby, it would need to walk through doorways sideways. That fucking kid would look like Stewie.

It was like watching a film about a douche factory.

"we will all laugh at gilded butterflies?" Fuck Shakespeare. We will all laugh at celebutards who tattoo novels on their backs,Megan Fox.

yes... totally douchey... and MegMAN Fox was looking especially tranny

Megan fox is fugly.

Cameron Diaz is 37. That's old?

Zac Efron called MTV headquarters angrily, asking why he didn't get to smell Sasha Baron Cohen's crack too. He then sought out Eminem, asking to sniff his face like a dog on a fire hydrant, mumbling "It shoulda been me... it shoulda been me..."

Megan fox is fugly. She is a total butter face with the shittiest tattoos I have ever seen. If you put a bag over her head I'd probably screw her though...but only if there was a bag.

Cameron Diaz looks like a young(er) Barbara Walters?!?! The hell?

Kristen Stewart could not possibly look any stupider. Yeah, we get it, Kristen: You are young, you cannot be put in a box. You are completely unique! Which is why you're wearing those extra-douchey shoes that look like they came off an extra from the movie "Hoosiers" about a thousand years ago.

Eminem drawing himself up to his full height and flouncing out of the room after his, erm...contact....with Sacha Whatsizname, hahahahahahahahaaa....

I dont know who this kristen stewart is but that I dont care look is so freaking hot...

Rumer Willis needs to get a face reduction.
Why was Paris there? Who the f stands like that?

Guess there were no people of color at the awards...what a chicken shit site

Thank God Rumor Willis showed up... I mean, she's so relevant & everything!

Seriously, if you looked like that, don't you think you'd bother to try to look as flawless as possible to make up for it? But no, bitch couldn't bother to even bother to take a shower.

hi Face.
Denzel Washington, the guy that said he doesn't want anymore white people to buy/watch his movies, was there.

I'm sure, just like the videos, he wouldn't want white people looking at his picture either...

I used to like him until he made such a dumbass comment.

Robert Pattinson is so breathtaking! He is the most attractive man I've ever seen!

Wow, some great shots sent to The FISH by some very big celebrities showing off their best!

Miley - You shine like a diamond with your warm smile.

Zac - What's up man? You look very sharp and detailed.

Audrina - Sparkling my dear, sparkling!

Kellan & Ashley - Talk about spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.

Paris - xoxo

Randal

@16 So what ??? Tommy Hillfigger made the same comments about not wanting black people buyin his shit ! so there !!! we're even !

when 2 bitches crack fists its a cat fight, reading these comments makes me want to scream Fag Fight! Im lovin it.

Seriously, I was so pissed off. It's these crazy dumb ass fans that don't know quality even if it punched them in the balls. How the hell does Slumdog Millionaire steal the show at the Oscars (well deserved) and then Twilight becomes the star of the MTV Awards. The whole obsession is ridiculous. I can see it now...millions of teenage girls (and the occasional boy) sitting at their computer screen click vote at their heart's content whenever they see even the word twilight.

Dumb asses.

Audrina looks great, Rumer looks like ass, and who the fuck is Ashley Greene?

oh my god megan fox, what the hell happened?
she usually looks perfect but her hair is atrocious!

I dont know who half these people are.

Robert Pattison is a twat, Twilight is a symptom of pop culture that is rotten to it's core.

Thanks, but I could have done without the Rumer Willis shot at the end.

Boner killer.

Celebrities...barf!

MEGAN FOX LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF SHIT IN THESE PICS. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF....

MEGAN FOX LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF SHIT IN THESE PICS. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF....

I thought it was funny when Megan Fox and Michael Bay were on stage and someone screamed "I love you Michael Bay!" she put up her hand as if they were talking to her. :)

We shut it off after Twilight won it's 50 millionth award! The Eminem thing was pretty funny though :)

Rumer Willis = Mrs. Potato Head

kristen stewart is still hot as hell. i don't give a fuck if she's stoned or not.

How come Keyboard Cat didn't get to play when someone's speech ran too long?

whoaah #11, don't you go badmouthing the converse allstars, ok? those shoes are timeless.
plus, douchey? i'm not sure douchiness applies to shoes. just to humans like you.

Yaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn.

hate hate hate fucking hate megan's hair like that, but i can't deny the rest is lovely.

audrina looks surprisingly great here, wow! more of her and less of that troll hayden, she makes me limp.

@14

Ahh, yes. "People of color". I love that term.
What am I considered then? Am I a "person of white" or a "scandinavian/irish/russian american"?

Shit, another 10 fucking years or so, even "Person of color" will be considered politically incorrect. This PC shit is single-handedly turning me into a Republican.

A couple of thoughts:

Audrina looks great with that hair coloring. Good dress as well so not to show the crevice between her implants.

Why is Paris there? Why does she strike poses jutting out her torso. Creeps me out.

Lauren Conrad looks good.

Vanessa got a matronly dress on. I wonder if she is using it to hide the mega-bush.

Anna Faris is button cute.

Rumer looks like her dad. That's not a compliment when saying your daughter looks like a man.

Rumer Willis looks like an Al Hirshfeld drawing.

shes an angelina wannabe

Thanks for sharing your pictures.

I was about to be outraged that Twilight beat The Dark Night but then I looked at some of the nominees and found Shia LeBeouf was nominated for best maled performance and know this whole show had to be fake.

They should call this The Walt Disney Movie Awards. This show is crap.

lauren looks hot. you're blind

Megan Fox isn't looking so good in these pics, sorry! And when she makes that "serious face", she looks like she's having a hard time breathing..if that makes sense. WTF is up with all the loud, obnoxious lipstick on some of these women?

What's going on with Megan Fox's hair in these pics? It looks like she hasn't had a shower in a couple of weeks, and just ran a comb through it, grease and all. She looks bad here, but then, I think she usually does. White trash, fake lips, bad boob job, ugly hair.

I am so glad I don't own a TV and I was not able to watch this.

Rumer Willis is porky ... mmmm ... bacon ...

What the fuck is LeAnn Rimes doing there?

haha you guys are all stupid. youre just mad because theyre all more famous than your dumb asses. the viewers voted, obviously more people liked twilight or the people who liked the other movies didnt care enough to vote.

haha you guys are all stupid. youre just mad because theyre all more famous than your dumb asses. the viewers voted, obviously more people liked twilight or the people who liked the other movies didnt care enough to vote.

Miley Cyrus has a ridiculously hot body for a 16 year old girl and I would bet you anything that if you asked every single guy who was at that show who they would fuck if they could fuck any girl there most of them would say her. Or maybe that's just me.

Megan Fox is hot no matter what she does to her hair.

Lauren Conrad is a babe.

Anna Faris needs to stop with the Botox.

Cameron Diaz is not aging well.

Kristen Stewart is beautiful.

And I want to fuck the shit out of Hayden Panatierre, too.

ok megan foxs dress is gorgeous i hate her hair its just not the right look for her at all! blek

you and the rest of the critics can post it up somewhere on the newspapers and stfu cause idgaf.

All this negative bullshit is makin the weather no better.
wtf; its 2009. time to shine not rain on americas parade.
nicee.

arent we not supposed to gain something positive?
Its a Movie Award after all.
it may not meet the expectation of the Cannes Festival,
but at least MTV has there own Channel to cater to the fans.

Paris Hilton looks super cute with her visible bruises on her thigh. Good wardrobe choice!!

Paris Hilton looks super cute with her visible bruises on her thigh. Good wardrobe choice!!

#52...um no....I don't know a single guy that would choose Miley Cyrus over pretty much any of the women at the awards. She's not pretty. She looks like an average 16 year old. You are just saying that because she's 16 and you're a freak. Watch out for jail, freak.

I thought the show was mostly good. However, it was ruined by the obscene and classless stunts. I thought I was supposed to be watching an awards show, not a parody of porn.

PIL#52, you are a complete fucking moron. EVERY woman there besides that little CHILD is worth being with instead of her. You sir are a moron.

I'm surprised that some people are really delighted to win such a RASPBERRY-AWARD, folks!!

#11 Chelle - You are SO right about Kristen Stewart. I'm getting a little tired of her shtick -- Yes, Kristen, you're edgy, cool, totally 60's hippie chick, stoned out of your mind, not a Disney kid. I think that's it - she's so terribly desperate to not be seen as anything like a Disney kid, that she overdoes it. Showing up to nationally televised awards shows baked sure isn't Disney, but it also isn't really cool. She came off as stupid.

She did look Disney in the posed pics in vancouver with her alleged bf Michael at the end of april though. Holding hands, smiling for the paps, jumping happily on his back -- Disney cute! Then a few days later, she moves into Pattinson's hotel and continues to go to every concert, party, dinner with him for the rest of the filming. But they're not hooking up though. Perish the thought!

Hey Kristen, cheating on your "boyfriend" with your co-star is soooo not Disney, I wonder why you insist on the BS denials and all the silly things like bringing your cousin (how Disney) to the awards show last night, while Rob brings no one. Now THAT'S fooling everyone. Clever girl. We're all fooled now.

I wonder where Rob's staying while he's in LA?

I hope R. Patz wears deodorant finally.
A little man smell is OK, but constant reeking is so not OK.

Ok i wasn't even going to comment, but shut the fuck up with all this "pop culture" disney shit talk about Kristen Stewart! Do you have a LIFE whats more sad 15 year old girls being passionate about a movie (ok a little more than passionate) or being passionate about hating the movie or the actors (some not even hating, but criticizing) and spending time trashing them? If you dont like it fine! WE DONT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT!! and btw they won by votes. fair and square!!

16 year old girls with perfect natural tits and long legs are hot. This is inarguable and inelecutable. I didn't invent biology. The Lord Jesus Christ did. And when he was feeling particularly inspired he made girls who look like Miley. Her body is RIPE. I'm not going to apologize for noticing that or for knowing that that's what every man wants. Anyone who says that's bullshit isn't a man.

They all look like shit. Kristen Stewart's legs have no shape, and Rumer Willis should throw that dress in a dumpster. Could it be any less flattering?

#64 - Pedo much?

look at that fox's legs... when did mtv started broadcasting pure porn?

Here's an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don't really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn't be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.

Okay, I'm done.

okay reading this made just a little angry. to the writer ... twighlight ruled everything last night because people like it, were not talking about the freakin oscers were talking about a viewer base were about 80% of them are teenage girls who :0 big suprise read the book. yes dark night was a good film but unfortunaly most people have an attention span. dark night out, TWIGHLIGHT in. so get over it you huge prick just because you think your supirior to what everyone else finds entertaining. and ill be expecting to hear you writting more of your pompus, remarks on something else that alot o people really enjoy, because ill take a guess that your just that kind of person(ughhh youn people just press my buttons)
by the way lauren conrad looked amazing. cameron lookes amazing for her age and i know about a zillion guys who would be with her in half a second. AND KRISTEN CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS SHE WAS IN A BOX OFFICE HIT AND WON BAISICALLY EVERY AWARD THAT NIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE :>

okay, I'M done.

Holy shit! this is really an assload! Who is the most hottest of them all!?

As a fellow midget-esque blonde, I'm so proud of Hayden P's hotness here. Woot! Shorties represent!

Second, Megan Fox, wtf, my friend?? The greaser hair is not for girls...or boys anymore for that matter. I just want to take some soap and shampoo her hair. That said, I'd end up sponging the rest of her off anyway, because even covered in a pile of dog shit, that girl is smokin.

eh, and i could care less about anyone else. Or the MTV movie awards. Or The Hills. Or well, your mom.

Lol i think Cameron Diaz is the hottest!

They all look hot after 6 beer! This is a close match!

I LOLed at the last pic. Well done.

64. PiL, how old are you?, you sick little paedophile. No sorry, 16 year olds are still children. They are not woman yet. You must masturbate at all the little girls you see on the Internet, you sick fucker.

#61 You r so right! Like we don't know what she's doing!!!

That none of you see the irony in castigating one person for doing the exact same thing that all of you are doing lets me know that not only are all of you garden-variety hypocrites, but dull in the brain. What, you come on here to "look" at the pictures? Righghghght. Half of you are stroking your cocks as I type this, and most of you are stroking it to the same pictures I am. Heal thyself, physician.

Megan Fox was absolutely FUGLY. The hair made her look like a man and here ears were sticking out. She is usually gorgeous, albeit trashy. Her stylist should be fired.

I'd pay good money to punch CUNT, I mean Hilton, in the face.

Maybe I can wonk out the other eye.

Maybe the wonked-out one is messed up from a super-potent cumshot? The little whore's probably taken it in every hole at the same time.

Paris and those fucking knees. I can't stop looking at em'......

Whoopee, let's hear it for the MTV Awards! All those idiotic categories let this pack of dildos think they're talented!

Megan going for the Isis look - and failing.

Can anyone really say that they watch Mtv anymore considering they do not show any vioes at all.

Robert Pattinson = UGLY UGLY guy that does not wash his hair. My ass looks like his face

"as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as a civilization"

That's not even correct English, you idiots!

Twilight movie is stupid no dispute.What is expected if the film is based on the book to be successful? Stephanie Meyer is not worth. The main difference between Joe Rouling and Mayers is that first one is brilliant writer, while the second only thinks he can write.
Her books-are poorly made-up reading about love and sex, for the generation of free brain teenager.

Twilight movie is stupid no dispute.What is expected if the film is based on the book to be successful? Stephanie Meyer is not worth. The main difference between Joe Rouling and Mayers is that first one is brilliant writer, while the second only thinks he can write.
Her books-are poorly made-up reading about love and sex, for the generation of free brain teenager.

OMG!!
why is Megan Fox famous. she is ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING!!
look at that hair. she looks 1000x greasier than Robert Pattinson ever did. unlike Kristen Stewart who can show up in some sneakers and be apocalyptically hot.

Megan Fox is just a younger and not as sexy version of Jolie.....Megan asks like the powerfully sexy freaky women and megan just trys to act like it.....boring......

Megan Fox is just a younger and not as sexy version of Jolie.....Jolie is the powerfully sexy freaky women type that all men want and megan just trys to act like it........boring......the wildest thing megan has even done is touch a boys dirty part....ewwwh!

Well there you have it, Megan Fox is indeed a media-driven "beauty". She's just make-up, she completely lacks any personality, there's no allure, there's nothing there. Oh look a fake wave, a blow-kiss. Give me a break.

Lauren Conrad on the other hand...even when she isn't at her best she's still alluring, she's so damn pretty!

Kristen Stewart is straight up dog's ass. She looks high as fuck smelly and has ZERO redeaming value. You teens and washed up housewives make me sick oh how fun it is to idolize average women because you'll never be more than that *lmfao*

WOW Megan Fox looks pretty hot, for a tranny.

58, are you retarded? it's on mtv.

Im the most handsome guy in this world . I know i wash my hair ,brush my teeth onces a year and i know why kristen didnt wanted to kiss me even i want :(

He did so so awesome.

Jane
twilight fansite

52. You just seem very HORNY