Jun 29 2009Michael Jackson autopsy details are a fake
Details from Michael Jackson's autopsy that appeared in The Sun are reportedly fake, according to TMZ. However, keep in mind this is like the National Enquirer calling Us Weekly a liar. Or vice versa.
That said, the supposedly fake report claims Michael was only 112 pounds, bald except for a tiny amount of peach fuzz and covered in surgical scars. Which is pretty much exactly what I'd imagine Michael Jackson's body would look like. But with a GameBoy implanted in his abdomen. (You were thinking it, too.)
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Tom K - June 29, 2009 11:53 AM
Surprise, Surprise!
Just like his face!
2. Frank - June 29, 2009 11:54 AM
Fuck you First Assholes!
3. Tom K - June 29, 2009 11:56 AM
Too slow Frank!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
Epic Fail!!!
4. eattrn - June 29, 2009 11:59 AM
Yeah I would imagine there is more truth to it than not.
5. Rodham - June 29, 2009 12:07 PM
Who are these sows in the side panels?
Motzah balls and fat back.
6. miami - June 29, 2009 12:07 PM
Michael and kids will rest in peace.
7. enchanted - June 29, 2009 12:22 PM
y'all is a bunch of CUNTS
8. Horrified - June 29, 2009 12:25 PM
I feel real bad for the dude doing the autopsy. Dead Michael Jackson must be the scariest looking thing he's ever seen. *shudders*
9. claypool - June 29, 2009 12:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjrOF8zWtjc
10. Dr. Bill - June 29, 2009 12:46 PM
They realized the autopsy was fake when the description of the subject was a 50 year old african american male.
11. Better Than You - June 29, 2009 12:56 PM
Heard he died from eating a 10 year old wiennie. Another poop pusher down.
12. ROUGH--king of fap - June 29, 2009 1:08 PM
*you rough my world, you know you did! da dam da di di dam di di dam*
13. Jake - June 29, 2009 1:44 PM
His affirmative action doctor killed him with incompetence.
14. misty - June 29, 2009 2:09 PM
This morning I saw a picture of him on the gurny while they were giving him air and whatnot and he still had hair. He was so not bald. Jeez! What's wrong with people?
15. twzzlrgirl - June 29, 2009 2:42 PM
#5..I'm with you. Who the hell decided it would be a good idea to have "Dance Your Ass Off" fat chicks staring at us all the way down the page. Good Lord.
I can't even scroll down to get away from them. They follow me. Holy F'ing Crap.
16. abby - June 29, 2009 3:12 PM
ah-haha
That game boy bit is funny.
17. JAMIEFOXXISABLACKRACIST - June 29, 2009 4:14 PM
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18. Farms - June 29, 2009 5:09 PM
Ahahaha, you think that The Sun is like The Nation Enquirer?
The Sun is the grave robbing, wierdo racist piece of shit that has ever been written.
Eugh.
19. Anonymous - June 29, 2009 6:25 PM
Sure you did, misty. If that picture actually existed, it would be posted everywhere.
20. fred - June 29, 2009 6:40 PM
# 5 I cant stop laughing at what you said, been waiting for someone to say something.................
21. Gando - June 29, 2009 7:08 PM
The official report isn't even made public yet.Kudos though for the fanciful interpretation.
22. captain america - June 30, 2009 1:42 AM
like his entire life after the 1984 olimpic games in LOS ANGELES, folks!!
23. Jesse Jackson - June 30, 2009 10:29 AM
He died when the gerbil burst out of his rectum. I'm now gonna ride his corpse to some free publicity. Dead black pedophile. Yeah baby!
24. keith - June 30, 2009 1:25 PM
I love you micheal jackson and so does the majority of the world. You've shown me how to blow off all the nonsense people are printing,speaking, and broadcasting by watching how you did it. So I will continue to do so and praise you for all you've done for this planet and the people on it. unity, love, and so much more
25. @14 - June 30, 2009 3:43 PM
We are aware of such an invention as wigs. Unlike you apparently. Also hate to tell you.. .that was a dream. There is no such footage.
Fuck them for lying to us. As far as i'm concerned any newspaper lying should be fined and threatened with jail if not actually jailed. Assholes
26. michael_lives - July 7, 2009 3:13 PM
Autopsys are usually not done on living persons....even if they are anounced dead.
27. latoya young - July 8, 2009 4:54 PM
i believe his doctors killed him shit did his doctor s get paid to kill him fuck all the fake doctors in the medical world they should be dead rip michael jackson from peoria
28. latoya young - July 8, 2009 5:05 PM
i miss u l listen to your music im from peoria 610 u wont be forgotten my prayers go out to the jackson s rip
29. lifu fu - July 8, 2009 5:13 PM
yo janet when u done with jermaine holla at me
30. Eagle - July 15, 2009 3:08 PM
# 23 Your COMMENT SUCKS...he never hurt a child...you're racist