Jun 19 2009Megan Fox must make Brian Austin Green feel awesome

c'mon! Megan! make us a Vid p0rn!!! lol.... 1st

That's the EXACT angle I want to see that hat on her head... (unzips)

Is B.A.G wearing a grill?

what's lamer than lame - this story, blah!

@2 - don't forget to hold her nose.

California Vehicle Code - 23123. (a) A person shall not drive a motor vehicle while using a wireless telephone unless that telephone is specifically designed and
configured to allow hands-free listening and talking, and is used in
that manner while driving.

Oh wow the superfish wants to bang a celebrity. Now if this was a male celebrity it would be different. Or Kim K. That girl has no real purpose but to be hot. Megan Fox? Eat a dimebar. Yeah she's ok but she don't have that wow factor like Kim. Kims like OMG hot.

Does he have a metal marble in his mouth?

#5 - I dunno... she might call for the time honored choke fuck...

dunno, in the first picture it looks like maybe she was listening to Pantera.

pffff... i would expect more from here. oh wait. i take that back...

Brian Austin Green is pretty hot.

@9 - Reminds me of the good old days....

People go out to dinner dressed like that? I wish Frank Sinatra would rise from the dead and put a foot in that scumbag's disrespectful ass. I swear to God, if that punk sat down at a table next to mine, I'd make him move. It'd make me sick.

He is pretty dang hot on that crappy Terminator show

She is pretty but has this plastic look about her face that kinda buggs me, also she's pretty annoying. I think Jessica Lawdness from 90210 looks very similar but is a better actress and seems classier

She's wearing sweat pants in the last pic?

And what a dumb bitch. Clearly just did it as a publicity stunt.

#12 - Mmmmm yes he is...not so much back in his 90210 days, he looked like a bitch but these days I'd take it like a bitch from him.

it looks like he's been crying a little.

14, seriously? the guy has a t-shirt on, big fucking deal. you obviously need to stop trying so hard.

With her, I'd go for the "I thought you were into it??!!!" choke-anal (as always, my parole officer completely disagrees).

Just a reminder that this stupid slag has Brian Austin Green's name tattooed by her vag.

#13 - What the fuck happened to Jrz???

Megan Fox

There once was a beauty named Megan
Who's boyfriend was gay like Clay Aiken
She yanked and she yanked
Trying to plump up his frank
But, alas, it just hung there like bacon

@21 - she said the last time she was here, a virus was installed on her computer and then IT had to do something to her computer so now she's afraid to come back.

Is he talking on a pink phone?

@21 & @23 take your personal relationship else where no one gives a shit...

She must have clicked on a picture of Paris Hilton. Happens all the time.

Is he chewing on a bullet!?

She obviously just said that they broke up to get more men to come see the "super hot single girl" in Transformers 2. Obvious and pathetic.

#28 - Not so sure about that, if you pay attention to the boys on this site, you can see that they don't care if these girls are married, gay, fugly, fat as long as they have a hole to dip it in so there's no need for Megan to pretend.

she looks like weekend at bernie's in the second pic

Why does he stay in an abusive relationship like this, every minute she's single.

Liar! Megan you broke my heart you lying skank!! Now I'm not going to want to see Transformers because your with Brian.................

LOL c'mon #28 nobody gives a shit about her relationship enough to see or not see her movie. However I guess it's best to keep your relationship a secret and obviously she see's something in this balding has-been. So congrats to him for keeping a hot girl like her interested in his old ass.

I am not diggin him .... he looks glazed.

I want to know how BAGreen can get away without a bluetooth in his ear. Against the law! He must be stopped!
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Where is she gonna go, and whos going to babysit B.A.G. jr...

If she can stay interested in a douchebag like Brian Austin Green, then maybe some of you losers may still have a minuscule chance at her.

'Pretty Women walking with Gorillas down my street....

She is a shitty beast. Why do you keep posting stories about this loser???

Please post photos of HOT girls and not dudes like MegMan Fox

What's up with Megan Fox? Maybe it's a body double?

Blow-up doll?

tell me, WHY DO ALL THOSE FAKE-CELEBS LOOK LIKE TATTOOD CONVICTS?

You cant see in any of these pictures but next tme take a look at her deformed stubby thumbs.

No matter how many tats you get, no matter how big a truck you drive, You'll always be the little dork from 90210

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Tattoos suck.

So I guess it appears that there's only two real outcomes for former child-stars who happened to be the faggy-little wussy queef-boy on a TV show 15+ years ago.

1) Embrace your inner homo, and go full "Flame ON" (Danny Pintauro, you GO girlfriend!)

2) Tat yourself up like a convict from a Texas Prison, and act all "hard" in a sad attempt to deny your past. *cough* Brian Austin Greene *cough*

DOES HE EVEN HAVE A JOB NOW?
HE THINKS HE'S COOL WITH ALL OF THOSE TATS!

HE HAS NO CAREER! HE WILL NEVER BE A FEATURE FILM GUY.

STICK TO DOING MAGIC TRICKS