Jun 23 2009Megan Fox hates America

I hate her too. Her and those stupid breasts. And thumbs. And vaginer.

Frist Bitches!

She wears what the producers tell her to wear.

I would do some dirty things to this girl. Mainly involving my weiner in her tight ass. Ok, who am I kidding? All of it would involve my weiner buried in her butt.

What's really sad here is that her toga has the potential for some awesome side boob photos, yet there are none.

@4: you sound like an idiot, everyone knows you're an internet troll who probably looks like a piece of dog shit. You would pee yourself if you ever got within 100 feet of Megan Fox. Go to a Trekkie convention and find yourself a flesh and blood girlfriend and stop bothering everyone with disgusting comments about the anal sex that you've probably never actually had.

I think this dress is sexy as hell and I don't mind that you can't see her boobs because she her implants are weird. They're spaced too far apart.

I think she looks absolutely beautiful in that dress. Where can I get one?

Wow way too much of the Greek goddess going on.. Have you ever googled megan fox before and after plastic surgery... try it, it will give you shivers....

Wow.. way to much of the Greek Goddess thing going on... have you ever googled megan fox before and after plastic surgery.. it will give you shivers how plastic she is... brrrrr

I don't get the belt???

I wonder if it wears on her to act like somebody else all the time. I mean, I know she's an actress, but even off screen she puts on an act.

I think this gal's only followers are people who don't know who Angelina Jolie is and guys that don't give a shit, as long is there's tits and pussy.

#8
wow. what a change.
But I do think most of the change isn't from plastic surgery but the fact she was younger and has grown the fuck up (to quote another thread on here :P) so her looks have developed.

I just wish she hates clothes....

I'm just sayin'

Mandeer you are gay. Just say it and you will feel better about yourself. I saw photos of her before the plastic surgery, and it certainly did not give me shivers. She simply had the small bump removed from her nose and probably had small breast implants like 98% of female Hollywood. She dyed her hair black, which has given her face much more definition. Megan Fox was STUNNING before this and is STUNNING now. Go read your Playgirl.

wtf why is everyone saying she could look better? she looks absolutely gorgeous. ugh i love the way her skin looks against the white dress, and her shoes are so hot.

she's perfect - all the time.

"...the lone soldier who bravely completes his mission so we can live in a country..."
meanwhile, Shifty Powers died.

RIP

i would shag her in front of my family.

She looks like an overly Hoe-ish Princess Lea with too much spray on tanner involved... Wait... sorry Carrie.

Why do men always talk about fucking women in the ass? Honestly, is this a latent form of homosexual tendency? Freud said we were all somewhat bisexual. I mean, isn't the vagina where a penis should be placed?

Megan Fox is BEAUTIFUL. You go girl! But by the way, did any one notice that Heather Graham wear that outfit already? Don't get me wrong, Fox killed it in that dress. I'm so jealous & need to get a dress that fits like that IMMEADIATELY, not to mention work out 24/7 for the next month and win the lotto/go to vegas, in order to step up my game from cz's to the real thing. Now back to the dress. Heather wore it to some "Hangover" related premiere somewhere, BUT in blue. A really pretty color blue to say the least. But I didn't think the dress did HER justice, and Megan Fox just prooved me right. Thanks Meg!

PS Heather Graham is also really pretty, but being a brunette I am somewhat biased/a hair color racist. However, I still think Megan Fox wore it better. Anyone second that?

If all you "men" on this site think Megan is so hot, I think you should do this: hang fliers at trailer parks across America looking for a Megan lookalike. You could have a contest and pay the winner $100 or a bag of Cheetos. There are probably at least 100 chicks across the country who look just like her ~ and the chance of them existing in a trailer park is probably your best bet.
Plus, the winner won't be famous (temporarily) and will probably be more likely to give you the time of day. Or, you can wait 2 years until everyone is saying, "Megan who?" and then you might have a shot.

Heather Graham = Take home to parents...
Megan Fox = fuck in a dumpster...

She looks like Lena Headey in 300. I would fuck both of them in so many ways.

I think she should accessorize. My penis.

#6

Like he cares. I dont think he has ever had anal sex and probably dreams of one day opening his own IHOP.

I honestly can't decide if she is super-hot or if I just want to cunt-punch her into the ocean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FacHzBqviPI

Cunt-punch her into the ocean???? hahahahahahahahahahaha, something on this site finally made me laugh!

She looks hot, end of story. Yes, she had plastic surgery, along with every other Hollywood "starlet" out there. She had a nose job, a boob job, and obvious lip injections. Guess what? WHO THE HELL CARES?? SHE IS HOT, HOT, HOT!!! But thats as far as it goes. Her personality? meh, she could use some work on that. Like saying she "doesn't want to be like Angelina, we are nothing alike", to one magazine, then in another stating "I would LOVE to be her lover, Im obsessed with her". She is Hot, but lets get this straight, she ain't no Angie, and never will be. There is ONLY ONE. ;oD

still dont know what to make of her.. yea she's hot but god damn her personality sucks.. she is the perfect example of someone who should never open her mouth and just look pretty for the camera.
oh yea and this outfit is horrible.. dress is ok but all accessories ruin it completely (those earings? those shoes?!) yea def looks like trailer trash goin to a 'fancy' frat toga party...

SF: "...my heart goes out to the lone soldier who bravely completes his mission so we can live in a country where Megan Fox's cleavage sells tickets to a movie about GM vehicles beating the fuck out of each other."
*
Dn: Yes. Complete that mission soldier, so I can WATCH Megan take that shit on the American flag, made possible by your sacrifice.

P.S. I'll try to get it on video, as she grunts one out.

DAMN YOU ARMS!!! Seriously, if the bitch was armless, that toga would let her tits pop out...

#15 - Are these enough commendations for one man? Amazing.

http://www.frankdeangelis.com/Shadowboxes/powers.jpg

#25 - Cunt punch her... fuck it, just throw me at her.

absolutely LOVEE her dress. I want it.

Wait, so the headline suggesting Fox 'hates America' is because of her, um, dress? Are you retarded? That's a joke, right?

After that god-forsaken "movie" she is in leaves theatres, nobody will care about her anymore.

If the girl had something going for her besides her looks (which are trashy, at best), then maybe she could transcend the deluge of crapass projects she's worked on.

It's not like she's had a ton of surgery, not like Blake Lively. She was a pretty girl and now she's a fully grown woman who wears too much make up.

Awww, Megan Fox! She is god damn HWAT!

This is ridiculous. Megan ought to be ashamed. Doesnt she know that the only reason people showed up was to see some flesh!?! I will accept a personal apology from her at my home address...come when you are ready, Meg.
The Rake
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She's hot in a trailer trash kind of way

why all the derogatory references to the flag that are completely necessary? the only person that seems to be needing his ass beat to pulp is the person that wrote all that unnecessary commentary referencing the American flag. whose the disrespctful deuce bag here?

haha, i was actually at the premiere last night.
i actually don't think she's that hot in pictures...but once i got to see her in person yesterday, damn she's beautiful.

major bitch, but gorgeous. lol

Seriously, what is with this new writer? All the cursing? Unreadable.

ok superficial writer, you dont know fucking shit because she is not dissing america by wearing a toga. you sound like a total douche and should have your internet writer's license removed. she is not putting down america by wearing a toga. you sound like a troll more than a writer.

Post #13 i couldn't agree more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan was gorgeous then and she is gorgeous now, just two different types of gorgeous and both make me all tingly inside. Love her and i'm a chick btw!!

did u see pics of her cameltoe??

awesome

i always acknowledge when a girl is hot but when she is only THAT hot because of a nose job lips and fake tits i have a problem. naturally shes soooo average. honestly who would want a person who is only hot because of surgery?! its just so weird to me...

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090130/bonus/3/megan_fox_02.jpg
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/MEGAN_PLASTICSURG.jpg

soooo average

I don't understand wtf this post is about. And this bitch is as dumb as a bag of hammers.

But yeah, she's fucking hot so whatever.

Really? You're saying that Megan Fox hates America because she wore a dress that somewhat resembles a toga? Really?

Dude, Megan Fox is hot period!!! any guy would wanna do her. Its just male human nature. And saying that she hates America is just a way of self justification because you would want to see more of her incredibly blessed hot warm **drooling** luscious body. stay true.

Megathumb Fox. First, she is. Second, she is not.

she can't be 24. no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks 35

Superficial writer hates America. I will shit all over you buddy. This shit that spews out of your mouth is very disrespectful and is not funny in the least. FUCK YOU SUPERFICIAL.

Looks like she is wearing a pair of "Spanx" underneath that dress

why are all the commenters stupid today? i never felt the inclination to comment on here before, but really....

1) megan fox doesn't hate america
2) writer said that
3) to make fun of the fact that she wore dresses that showed cleavage/nipples around the world, but in america she's covered up from head to toe
4) she's hot, the ones who say she's not are 99% of the time females and/or gay who are jealous of her awesome beauty

why does this joke have to be explained to some of you. and now i can't get back the 30 seconds of my life i wasted writing this. you're welcome, assholes!

....................................BUT WE MEGAN FOX.
any more questions?

ooooooooh.... so it's NOT a culture joke.

megan fox hates america because she's not dressin slutty for us...

i guess that's kinds funny.

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Uh.... Looking a whole lot like Angelina.

This girl is begging me to educate her.She's already wearing the student-Jedi outfit.

And I hate her!

And I hate her!

And I hate her!

shoes= she is 5'4 trying to look tall. white toga= thinks she is a greek goddess. Orange=???????? Porn star look? SHE IS SO FU<KING BORING YOU RETARDS SHE IS A PLASTIC THING.

You must have x-ray vision to see any breasts in that dress. The nipples are phony because a young woman that hasn't had kids does not have nipples like that. Fox has little boobies that she hikes up in push up padded bras all the time.

Very nice...how much?

Very niiiiice...How much?

Man would my little uncircumcised cocklette spray a motherload of spunk!!!

Man would my little uncircumcised cocklette spray a motherload of spunk!!!

She is so gross. Please, please stop posting this fucking drag queen.

This piece of shit cow is not hot.

She looks like a man. An organge man.

Thumbelina Jolie looks like a rusty orange diaper truck.

Skaaaank.

She's peeeertty. I like her and her dirty mouth.

She's peeeertty. I like her and her dirty mouth.

im more beautiful than her hahahahaha stupid cunt

Her "dirty mouth" resembles a man's shaven asshole.

ugly cunt.

Her "dirty mouth" resembles a man's shaven asshole.

ugly cunt.

#54 you must be a member of Mensa. Your cool

THE REST OF YOU HATERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF, DRINK YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW, PLAY YOUR STAR WARS GAME (FAGS) LIVE ON MYSPACE & FACEBOOK.

JELOUS FAT COWS, IF YOUR SO HOT WHY ARE YOUR PICS NOT BEING POSTED HERE.

#1 GAY GAY
#69 JELOUS DRAG QUEEN (REALLY AGY)

POST PICS OF HER EVERYDAY TO PISS OFF THESE LOOSERS.

@ 78 You are just a piece of trash who likes trash like megMAN fox.

Learn how to write and spell before you come out and defend and average looking, boring bitch with perpetual verbal diarrhea like Thumbelina Fauxlie.

This whore will soon be forgotten.

I am a straight man and I would not fuck megan fox unless I absolutely had to for the survival of the human race.

She sickens me.

My bad eehee woo,,,is that the sound you make when you take it up your ass Mr. Linguistics! only a fucking fag would correct another guys spelling, thats a chick move homo.

As for average looking, Why don't you read a paper douch bag, they are comparing her to Agelina who has been called the most sexy woman alive. Nothing A.V.E.R.A.G.E. about those looks!!

AND LETS BE FAIR TO THE REST OF THE WOMAN OUT THERE.....THEY WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEAD, THEIR CHILDS LIVE IN DANGER OR YOUR MOM BEGING THEM TO FUCK YOU SO YOU STOP WACKING OFF IN HER HOME.

Boooooooooooooooo Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, for someone who dissed Angelina she certainly puts a lot of effort into copying her fashion. This almost the EXACT same outfit and hair that Angie wore at the 2004 Oscars!
http://www.pittwatch.com/files/2009/02/angelina-oscars-1-krtphotoslive121070-enter-oscars-47.jpg
Well, except this looks more like the Wal-mart costume version of it. lol #29

you all that are dissing Megan Fox and saying that she is trying to copy angelina jolie with her fashion and looks. you all must be stupid fucks for thinking that. Megan IS SO much better looking, you just dont like to think so coz your as ugly a fucking dead toad, so therefore you hate her coz your jelous. you gay mother fuckers that wouldnt fuck megan if your life depended on it. you shuld just go dig your self a hole now and sit in it. coz you just sounded soo fucking queer!

later poon dicks

Megan > Angelina for ever

and sex sells point blank period, so her breasts will be selling tickets for a long time to come XD

Megan does not hate America. Get rid of Christian Fundementalism in your government and actresses won't feel constrained in what they wear. Just look at what she wore in secular Australia. Wow!

Wow.. lots of jealous bitches here. How can anyone say megan looks like a man? That shit is just jealousy straight out... I don't know why people hate people who are beautiful so much.

BTW she actually looks good in the dress so chill!

First of all it doesn't mean the people are jealous if they say that she's ugly, she looks like a man and what not, they are just expressing their opinions like you are expressing yours, honestly whoever is saying jealous etc is acting immature and childish. Second of all, for my personally she isn't ugly I admit but she isn't the most perfect gorgeous chick in the world, she only enhanced her appearence due to surgery anyway. Thirdly, she might be good looking but damn she has a personality of an annoying stuck up bitch, I tend to compare her to those popular annoying brats in movies, Megan seems to like saying what she feels a little bit too much. And like someone on here said, she should stop talking and only look good for the camera.

There I said it, I got a load of my shoulder.

She So Hot!!!!! The Title Of This Photo lies alot.......

I would sniff her farts she is so hot! You guys are ridiculous talking so much trash! You must have nothing better to do with your lives! What makes you so much better than Megan Fox? By trash talking, it just makes you stoop your level...

okkkkkkkk.....shes pretty..end of story..like ive read above and i think many of you are correct... she is nothing more than a girl didnt come from space..shes not some sort of special species...i personaly dont like her but she has good looks..other than that i think shes man made shes had too many jobs done and im sure thats not how she originally looked......SHES JUST ANOTHER GIRL WITH FAKE SHIT..GET OVER IT..SHE WILL SOON BE FORGOTTEN..JUST LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE'S ON HIT WONDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****FUCK MEGAN.SHES A FAKE****

Fuck her, I'm sick of seeing her, mediocre face, all over and people going fucking scatty over how great she is. in the extremely unlikely event (I'm on the internet...have as little of a life as you guys) i got the chance to fuck her i would then i'd steal the bitches credit card and piss in her soup

Angelina Jolie's is worth a billion of her

What a beautiful dress. I would like to undress her.