Jun 26 2009Megan Fox has nothing to do with Michael Jackson

First!

Yeah, she's about normal adult sexuality so she has absolutely nothing to do with Michael Jackson.

i love what she's doing with her hair, shits fabulous...

She's hot.
In the right light, you can see all of her imperfections...

Please get naked!

Are you kidding? I'd kill Farrah Fawcett to have Megan Fox stick her tongue out at me! Oops. Too late.

She is gorgeous!

Toe thumb!!! Noooo! I'd hit that. ... a few hundred times. If she's wanting to excercise her tongue, my balls could use a shinin'. Just sayin'.

yeh she does the tongue thing way too much. constantly sticking it out/pretending to lick her lips in nearly every photoshoot and at every premiere.

At least she doesn't do that gaping maw mouth thing that Heidi does in every picture.

:-O

Pretty cool hair!
Nice slim figure!

"Megan Fox" is nothing but a CGI created by Dreamworks and Pixar. Quit spreading the lie that she's a real person; no living being could be that flat and lifeless on screen.

She's so fucking hot I just burned my fingers on my keyboard!

FAKE!

They are all photoshops. You can tell because the shadows of her boobs in that dress are wrong!

C'mon.. Are we expected to believe that is actually HER tongue in those pics? Un-freaking-believable what people can do with Photo editting software!

She has *everything* to do with my boner!

Thanks for making at least one post not about Michael Jackson. Who gives a flying fuck... suddenly everyone forgives the suspected child molester...

Never did I think that the 'fish would have a more interesting lead story that both the Globe and Mail, BBC and the Huffington Post combinded, but then MJ died and the whole journaistic world went to shit for a few days. So thank, fish, for posting a non-MJ related story - perhaps you could take down all the other crap about the sad, little, weird man who died too? Yeah, that's be so awesome.

Agreed. Tongue thing is cute. She makes my brain hurt as it tries to process exactly how hot she is.

dang it Fish, not one darn butt shot. You're killing me man, killing me.

ZOMG .. She's unbelievably hot but I can't get over that "Toe Thumb" , there's no god =/

Modern Medicine needs to resolve this travesty!

I don't know why you fools slobber so much over this replicant. She's a total skin-job. Her features are perfect, but synthetic. Her smile is completely artificial. There is no life in her eyes.

And she's as dumb as a sack of hammers. So I'm guessing she's nothing but a pleasure model.

She is gorgeous but once again those tats on her arms bother fuck out of me for some reason!!!

Hey Decker,

How about a "retirement"?

When those deformed thumbs wrapped around my cock, I would lose my chub.

its amazing to watch people who contribute nothing to society think the world revolves around them.
Don't get me wrong I"ll do her in more ways than one

First of all, thanks for using Megan Fox to break the Micheal Jackson stranglehold on the news. I was watching the weather channel yesterday, like most people do in the afternoon, when they interrupted my "Local on the 8's" to announce Michael Jackson had OD'd. For the next ten minutes I had no idea what the weather was going to be like in my neghborhood.

Second of all, I believe when women make that gesture with their tongue it means they prefer anal sex. I could be wrong but whenever I see a girl doing that all I'm thinking is I want to bury my bone in her backyard.

Last, if you're reading this Megan, call me. I have a bone to prick you with. haha, I'm kidding. I just want to bend you over and have anal sex with you.

she has TOE THUMB and other problems.... hermaphrodisia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#23 I would like to, but pleasure models are too stupid to die. One time I dropped one off the top of a parking garage, and she just got up, mumbled "oh, wow!" and then wandered off.

Diseases usually do the job for me.

just another hollywood robot with no substance

idk, she just looks plastic to me

not a fan, sry

Who cares if Megan isn't smart... She's being paid to look good, not be intelligent LOL.

if you remember [tough after 5pm we know] linds was calling her out on the tounge job several weeks ago...

[[and your point is... ? ?]]

no point jus' sayin' is all : ))

her arms and legs are pale and atrophied. she has a hint of beginning FUPA. this bitch is already going downhill. she looks over 30. in this light its obvious she does not take care of herself with proper diet and exercise. that disgusts me

Tired of the tongue thing. And her thumb is funny. :D

Thank you for giving those not interested in 24/7 MJ coverage something to read!! I hope more is coming.

You know, as much as she is in the news these days, it really never gets old looking at her. That first pic is stunning. The girl is flavorful, straight up.
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Her nose looks bad in these pics. More work done?

She is a piece of shit. Talentless, Stupid and not hot. Drag Queen.

her mouth looks like a man's shaven asshole.

Megman fox is nasty.

What is with that nasty tongue? Is she retarded???

Seriously, she looks like Monica Lewinsky and Nany Kerrigan.

Do not want.

yeah, those are some hot and sexy pock marks and zits in pic 6. yay makeup.

i bet each and every one of you are over 40 and live in your mother's basement. and your definition of a shower is sprinkling water from the tap over the top of your heads and spraying lysol under your pits. you guys sound like a bunch of sexless douches.

and btw- in the sunlight, this thing called megan fox has the face of a transformer.

I love her smooth skin.

And now just like he does to every other HOT celeb on the planet... the Superficial begins to turn.

Her tits are really small. She's hot as fuck but I'm getting sick of seeing her everywhere.

i love lamp.

She's pretty but the more I see her the less impressed I am. Plus that retarded tattoo really kills it for me.
The "tongue thing" is nowhere near as god damned irritating as Heidi Montag's hee-haw mouth, but yeah it's getting old fast.

She's a fake skin job, her thumbs are toes, that tattoo is hideous and...and ...uh...ah......ah.. ooohhh......does anyone need some manseed?

She needs to be my penis puppet.

Dumb and vapid as ever. I'd sooner hang out with a RealDoll, the conversation would be more intelligent that way.

I saw her on Letterman and she didn't look that great, so I think she must have melted by the time she got inside the studio. She also has a motor mouth, and said all sort of stupid stuff about herself growing up. Who cares?

Her fifteen minutes are up. She was a lot better looking in the first Transformers when she was younger, now she is just an old piece of cheese.

Megan's got a bit of 'tude and held her own with Letterman. Far from a genius, but how smart do you have to be to "pretend the little yellow tennis ball is a Deceptacon?" BAG, I hate your F'n guts!

WHO CARES. This girl makes an unsightly amount of money for no reason. Must be nice.

She's got a pretty face but she's starving the hell out of her body that it's eating her tits away. Check out her appearance in Two and a Half Men. Those beauties are gone for good.

Why does she Botox her forhead at her age. People in Hollywood are soooooooooooooooo stupid, and younger they are the more they screw up their good looks. She was really a babe in the first Transformer and now this. WTF.

LOVE her in that dress, but dammit where are the effing ASS SHOTS!!!!!

She always looks like a real doll or a robot. I guess she's a robot...in disguise...see what I just did there.

........................PEOPLE ARE ALREADY USED TO "HOLLYWOO EGOISME", folks!!

In what universe would anyone ever have a problem with Megan Fox doing things with her tongue. Seriously.

I'm not a fan of Megan Fox, but I think she has gorgeous eyes and a good figure. Better if she put on a good 10 pounds.

I'm tired of seeing her tongue because it's so pretentious. She deliberately does that to enhance her 'sex symbol' status. See right through that.

Sheesh; bad skin.

hahahahaha......bad skin? seriously? shut the fuck up already. the only people bitching, running their sucks, and trying to bash her for what can only be called minute imperfections (and exactly how perfect is your fat ass, hippocrate) are those who are jealous of her looks, body, money, or all of the above. Bitching about a cow like octomom or a vapid whore like Heidi are one thing...last I checked, Megan Fox isnt 1/1000000000000000000 as annoying as that cunt. Get over it.

Let's get real. Every girl on here is jealous. Every guy on here would cut he own left nut off with a broken bottle to tap her. Well, except for me. I'd burn her with cigarettes until she agreed to let me violate her potty hole with a bowling pin.

She is so sexy, love her very much. recently i read her blog on her private profile on..==.milli onaire chats C/o/m== she wrote the detail about Transformer . It's exciting. she is sincere there.

Saw her in the new Transformers...way hot, but who paints like that?

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She looks HOT!
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Her price has been rising quick the last few days.Soon she'll be a top paid actress.

Ugly Piece of Shit.
Orange Skin.
Mutant Tongue
Mutant Thumb
Bad Tit Job.
a budding gunt/ fupa
crater skin.

no talent. no class. nothing. will be done very soon.

Um.. Speidi, why would you automatically assume any girl on here is jealous of Megan? I'm a girl and I'm not.

Pyramid shaped,not much place left up.Who's gonna leave?

Evolution.That's a bitch!

She really is physically perfect.

But she's got shitty taste in tats and boyfriends. Lame-ass forearm tat and she's screwing around with has-been Brain Austin Green.

Ugly Piece of Shit.
Orange Skin.
Mutant Tongue
Mutant Thumb
Bad Tit Job.
a budding gunt/ fupa
crater skin.

no talent. no class. nothing. will be done very soon.

She is just a little stupid teenage, idiots tatoos, monkey phrases, dress with no style, is the perfect girl to make a blow job in bathroom is you are fat with pimples in the ass. We will see her in a few kids movies and after that hollywood will throw she to the trash and she will end vomiting semen after partyes with paris hilton or lindsay..

wow, a lot of fat beotches on here who can't stand the beauty of Ms Fox. Hit the gym you fatties!!!
Megyn, I love you!!

I cannot express with words how much I can't stand this woman, who tries so hard to be cool she's practically Lady Gaga.

And no, it is not jealousy in any way shape or form. Believe me, I can appreciate a beautiful woman (for instance the woman Megan has permanently insulted by with that tattoo) and to me Megan is just another FHM dime-a-dozen ignorant hoebag.

It is sad to see how pathetic some of you sound. Some are saying how much you want to have sex with her, NOT GONNA HAPPEN, so get over it you sicks pervs! And some of you are saying how ugly and un-talented she is, how would you like it if the whole world judged you on a few pictures? Or pointed out all your inperfections?! And once you get on a couple movies, then tell everybody about talent.

Megan, is beautiful, and i'm sure a lovely person. So BACK OFF, stop judging the poor thing.

I have not seen any of her movies, tv shows, interviews etc but I´m already sooo tired of this girl. She is just so over exploited!!

her hands!

her hands!

what is a hippocrate ? Like a crate.. for hippos ?

She does have scars all over her skin, if you have eyeballs it is plain to see.

The fatness or spottiness of anyone commenting is irrelevant. We behind our screens are not out in front of cameras acting like we're the best /hottest thing ever. She is, that's why she's being judged. She put herself there TO BE JUDGED. It's just that peopel like you, and her, get all pissy when the judgement is "me no like".

It's not jealousy, as women are perfectly capable of having a negative opinion of Fox and positive for another. Unless you know all their thoughts on all women, you are clearly just using the shittiest 'arguement' going cos you got nothing else

Why ppl are so mean?
The whole world talks about Michael Jackson because this IS a huge loss. He was an amzing artist and incredible dancer and an innovator. Also a true humanitarian. He was just much misunderstood.

geez everyone shut up! she's beautiful inside & out. stop hating. word [=

Bill and "E" do yourselves a favor and be quiet the reason why there is this outpouring is like Aga said cus it IS a huge loss. He was music's most valued asset. He was a great singer and dancer, broke down racial barriers and he was arguably the biggest star in the world.

Why do some people love her eyes? I don't get it. Megan Fox has such tiny eyes, in some pictures it looks like she has no eyes at all...just 2 lines. It's creepy. Her whole face looks creepy, bitchy and fake. Not to mention that, in the wrong light with the wrong makeup on, she looks like Donatella Versace's younger sister.

But of course, her body's great (minus the scary boob job). I think that's the only good thing about her - her body.

But let's not underestimate the ugliness of her annoying as hell personality. It explains why her boyfriends are always GLAD to leave her and never come back.