Jun 12 2009Megan Fox does Paris
Here's Megan Fox in Paris today as she continues the international promotional tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Does Shia LaBeouf even need to attend these shindigs? There're only two things people care about in this movie: Giant robots fighting each other, and any scene where Megan's character doesn't speak. No, really, Shia's part could've been played by a hamburger, and no one would be the wiser. In fact, I just wrote the third film right there: Transformers 3: Megan Fox Seductively Eats a Hamburger While Riding a Cement Mixer that Eventually Kickboxes a 747. Someone better get me a producer credit.

Reader Comments
1. Zanna - June 12, 2009 3:52 PM
I don't see Paris Hilton in ANY of these pictures.
2. Karri - June 12, 2009 3:52 PM
Beautiful.
3. Amanda - June 12, 2009 3:53 PM
ENOUGH OF MEGAN FOX ALREADY!!! UGH!
4. mudflap - June 12, 2009 4:01 PM
Some somebody once blogged that she had freak thumbs on ths iwebsire and now I am fixated om them.
They are stubby....
Everything else makes my stubby hard.
5. Jack Bauer - June 12, 2009 4:03 PM
What's "Transformers: Revenge of the Falen."? Is that how it's said in French?
6. mudflap - June 12, 2009 4:03 PM
Some one once said on this blog that she had freaky thumbs.
I am now fixted on them
they are indeed stubby.
they rest of her makes my stubby hard
7. lizzy - June 12, 2009 4:11 PM
she's fucking flawless! really, who cares about her thumbs?
perfection.
8. alex - June 12, 2009 4:16 PM
Don't get me wrong, If given the chance, I would do horrible unspeakable things to that ass, but I'm trying to remember the last day that she didn't have a post about her. Also, I'm still going to defile these pictures of her, but it gets a little less special every time.
9. Lee - June 12, 2009 4:16 PM
Yup she's flawless.....except for that giant tattoo of Marilyn Monroe's face on her forearm...that thing is bogus.
10. Bosco - June 12, 2009 4:18 PM
I would have done her till I saw her thumbs...ewwwwwwww
11. megansuxcox - June 12, 2009 4:23 PM
Flawless... hardly... she's got awful legs and she's covered in body grafiti.
Someone needs to force her to have laser tat removal.
12. Prentis - June 12, 2009 4:24 PM
Well she would be perfect if it wasn't for all those ugly tattoos.
The one usual benefit of tats is that they mean a girl is more likely to take it in the ass. But we know that about Megan anyway...
13. BEN - June 12, 2009 4:32 PM
she's "flawless" because she's had a small boob job (small A cup to a large B), she thinned the bump on her nose, and she's also had lip injections. She's always been cute, but she wasn't "hot" until she had plastic surgery.
but I agree w/ #3, enough with M.Fox already! We know all the men in this world are drooling over her like a bunch of puppies (pathetic) and there are plenty of beautiful women out there anyway...
14. Speculation - June 12, 2009 4:33 PM
....I'm relying heavily on a "hunch" here, but I have a feeling that Shia's going to kill himself.
15. mudfiddle - June 12, 2009 4:37 PM
She might be perfect without the tattoos, the oompa-loompa colored skin, and her man-bitch personality. Overall forgettable.
16. The Bisexual - June 12, 2009 4:40 PM
She actually looks less trashy in these photos and more grown up. I can deal with her looking like that! Not bad!
17. the grapes of ROUGH - June 12, 2009 4:42 PM
Memo to Shia: she may be out of your league in transformers, but in real life she should be kissing your feet! stop it with the "brand new sis" postures....
18. Disgruntlordd - June 12, 2009 4:44 PM
Orange you glad I didn't say Angelina?
19. Kathleen - June 12, 2009 4:48 PM
ZzZzZzZz
Next!
20. p0nk - June 12, 2009 4:52 PM
who hasn't been in Paris.... oh you mean the city?
21. sarah - June 12, 2009 4:59 PM
#19, that's my sentiments exactly for all things relatied to fugly Robert Pattinson! Zzzzzzz!
Megan is a hottie and she knows it. Gals that are insecure, bitter, self-loathing,etc. are of course, going to attack the "hot girl." It goes without saying, that misery does in fact, love company.
22. Dan - June 12, 2009 4:59 PM
Is it just me, or is there a bit of nip popping out on that next to last shot?
23. SALLY - June 12, 2009 5:11 PM
#13 IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT...THIS SKANK IS ONLY 'HOT' BECAUSE OF THE WORK SHE'S HAD DONE...AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER...SHE'S OVERRATED...
24. SALLY - June 12, 2009 5:11 PM
#13 IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT...THIS SKANK IS ONLY 'HOT' BECAUSE OF THE WORK SHE'S HAD DONE...AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER...SHE'S OVERRATED...
25. assman - June 12, 2009 5:12 PM
assman likey.
26. the balter dirl - June 12, 2009 5:31 PM
I think I am over it....Is there any Jon and Kate news
Thank God for Japanese Porn
27. Valerie - June 12, 2009 5:59 PM
She finally got the stylist!! :D
28. lauren - June 12, 2009 6:11 PM
I'm afraid that's already been done: Carl's Jr. commercial???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7GnrZnl9BM
29. OnlyGayEskimo - June 12, 2009 6:12 PM
Holy orange skin, Batman.
30. shankyouverymuch - June 12, 2009 7:08 PM
Poor girl seems to be all thumbs at the moment- CLUB BIG TOE THUMBS, that is ... :O)
31. dink squeeze - June 12, 2009 7:17 PM
Evil radiates from her pores. She's not a nice person.
32. Funeral Guy - June 12, 2009 7:19 PM
Stop, Fish! I'm running out of ways to say that I'm sick of this bitch.
33. dink squeeze - June 12, 2009 7:19 PM
Why do her thumbs look like a stubbed toe?
She should wear false nails and try to cover those pork rinds up!
34. enough already - June 12, 2009 7:33 PM
Okay, Okay, enough already. We get it......the bitch is better than everyone. She wants to be a high class hooker.....what a way to start your career...or end it....either way, who fucking cares about this trashy, self-centered, brat anyway. Jesus walked on water, NOT MEGAN. NEXT!
35. . - June 12, 2009 7:33 PM
Its not jealousy to say shes had facial surgery, she just has, unless she has one of those morphing faces you can change at will. Shes pretty but its not all natural. Theres nothing really wrong with surgery, but what if your children inherit the traits you get corrected? are you going to tell them to fix it too?
36. Spinnacer - June 12, 2009 9:04 PM
Haha Shia's like: When's this gonna stop.... he looks bored out of his mind.
37. Czar - June 12, 2009 9:39 PM
I wonder if she has ever had her ass eaten?? Because I would totally do it.
38. vito - June 12, 2009 10:01 PM
I would go down on her like a submarine and suck on her pussy until her tits imploded!
Fuck she's HOT!
39. . - June 12, 2009 10:31 PM
#38 at least come up with scenarios that make anatomical sense.
40. lori - June 12, 2009 11:52 PM
Why are these women so insanely obsessed with being Angelina Jolie? First Octomom and now Smirky McOrange, here. It's pathetic!
41. Dimit - June 13, 2009 12:09 AM
Somebody please tell this woman that she never gonna be like Angelina Jolie........Angelina es so beatifull and she is so patetic!!!..........give her a mirror, she not look like Angelinaaaaaaa!!!!!!
42. Jaxon - June 13, 2009 1:47 AM
She's as hot as Angie? Please. She's The Budget Jolie. Or Angie Light
43. RtSS - June 13, 2009 2:56 AM
I would have to think that she likes her dirt tunnel probed. I'd really be obligated to pack her poopchute, however, those beautiful eyes would require that I give her a bit of an oral inspection whout my schlong. I would have to provide her with a "10 cc" protein shake. Those eyes, that one picture with her lips in a "ooooh" shaped pose. What is she 'suggesting'?
44. wow! - June 13, 2009 6:55 AM
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS HERE!!!!!!!!!!
superficial, you post about this girl wayyyy too much but i can't deny she is very very pretty. i'm a jealous girl and i'll admit it.
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46. Meream - June 13, 2009 8:00 AM
She's looking better and better these days. Yay for a stylist. I hope.
47. Gando - June 13, 2009 9:17 AM
Wow! Like usual she's astonishing!
48. His Huge Greatness Himself - June 13, 2009 9:21 AM
I want that carpet what's shown in the 4th and last picture.Get it for me!
49. Nero - June 13, 2009 9:24 AM
@48 Incl. inventory?
50. Laura - June 13, 2009 10:55 AM
OMG! SHE DOES HAVE GROSS THUMBS!
51. Dave - June 13, 2009 12:08 PM
jolie > fox
52. seymour - June 13, 2009 2:32 PM
she looks so trashy with her orange skin and tatoos. shes got a pretty face but i hate the way she presents herself...and would it kill her to smile more?
53. xoxo - June 13, 2009 3:20 PM
Does she get botox?
54. anonymous - June 13, 2009 3:35 PM
It seems in every pic i see of them together...........her body language says she is totally into him. His body language says are we done yet?
55. cindy - June 13, 2009 4:34 PM
HAHAHHA. She has "toes" for fingers. Since she's all plastic/botox surgery...why not get fake nails! HAHAHHAHA
56. captain america - June 13, 2009 5:08 PM
I'm sorry, WE CAN'T BLAME THIS MONGOL, folks!!
57. Bob - June 13, 2009 7:23 PM
She is so gross.
She looks like a man. How much are they paying you to overexpose this useless cunt?
She is an oaf.
58. jeff's dick - June 13, 2009 7:25 PM
@ 47
Yes, she is astonishingly unattractive and orange.
59. Pilatunes - June 13, 2009 9:32 PM
Her tattoos really are hideous and skankorrific.
BTW would anyone mind if I kick the shit out of Shia LeBeef's pansy ass?
60. Parker - June 13, 2009 9:39 PM
something's wrong with me. I want to buttfuck her...mouth?? She's a devil!!
61. Breakup Makeup - June 13, 2009 11:58 PM
I wonder if her and Shia ever ............
62. Alli Watermelon - June 14, 2009 12:05 AM
LOL@ people actually worrying about her THUMBS. Get real. Talk about tearing someone apart hahaha
63. Uh Yeah - June 14, 2009 12:25 AM
Did she have horrible acne? Pic 13 looks like she has crater face.
64. Uh Yeah - June 14, 2009 12:28 AM
NM... she currently has acne. You can see the zits all over her face in the other pics. Maybe she can do some Proactive commericals when it clears up?
65. Silly - June 14, 2009 3:47 AM
picture 13 is quite unflattering. bad skin.
66. donna - June 14, 2009 5:16 AM
To the women, little girls who get crazy defensive and accuse anyone critiquing a celebrity of being jealous. I have this to say, Highschool is over..and defending her or them or whoever, doesn't make you special or the pretty girl. capisce?
67. God - June 14, 2009 9:24 AM
Megan Fox > Angelina Jolie, no contest.
68. gibrone - June 14, 2009 5:05 PM
@ 67 you mean the size of her dick, than yes.
MegMAN Fox= yuck,
69. msanthropist - June 14, 2009 9:40 PM
She has two-tone teeth. Too cheap to get both sets done.
70. One Piece - June 14, 2009 11:37 PM
She just keeps getting more and more beautiful. I just hope she keeps her act together and doesn't become another Paris Hilton.
71. steve - June 15, 2009 3:30 AM
The bright orange skin makes the nose candy in pic 11 really shine out of there.
72. yeh ok - June 15, 2009 9:34 AM
AAHAHAHAHAHA
anyone here talking shit and resorting to the thumbs and bad tattoos thing is really ridiculous and cannot handle all the beauty that is megan fox.