Jun 24 2009Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green are still f-cking
Now that Transformers had its premiere stateside, Megan Fox can stop pretending she isn't having sex with Brian Austin Green. Here's the two of them getting coffee yesterday morning, and I'm pretty sure I'd be grinning like a fool, too, if I was in this bastard's shoes. How he's not spiking a football and ordering a cup of "Fuck yeah, I banged Megan Fox!" is beyond me. Whatever happened to chivalry, dammit?

Reader Comments
1. wendy - June 24, 2009 3:26 PM
second!
2. LEE TANKLE - June 24, 2009 3:26 PM
I SAW THEM DO IT!!!!!!
3. wendy - June 24, 2009 3:27 PM
second
4. Dealer - June 24, 2009 3:34 PM
I wish they both would buy their drugs from me.
5. Ren - June 24, 2009 3:36 PM
I would fuck Brian Austin Green so hard, he'd have a heart attack. I don't care that he's almost 40. In fact, if Megan Fox would like to join, I'd have no objections....
6. Randal - June 24, 2009 3:37 PM
Summer always has that romantic tendency to bring old hearts back together again and it shows with Megan and Brian.
Brian, you've always worn your heart on your sleeve since you first appeared as a star on 90210 and continue to do so even as an adult star, which makes that very hard for Megan to resist.
Randal
7. Dark - June 24, 2009 3:37 PM
I like how they aren't walking next to each other in any of the pictures. One is always behind the other lol
8. Rhialto - June 24, 2009 3:39 PM
We're just pretending like we didn't see this.*Covering the eyes with the hands but looking through the fingers.*
9. Anon123 - June 24, 2009 3:41 PM
Who cares? Its not like she's gonna drop everything and fuck any of the nerdy guys spending their days posting on celeb gossip sights anyways
10. Nero - June 24, 2009 3:45 PM
I'm covering my glass eye with my hand and point my good eye all the way to the left!
11. Salem - June 24, 2009 3:48 PM
Love the hat Megan.... *snicker*
12. nunyobidnez - June 24, 2009 3:50 PM
I thought she said guys were dirty and nasty and that is why she would never do a bi-sexual woman. Why is she still banging some guy?
13. RichPort's Ghost - June 24, 2009 3:52 PM
I just wish he'd go back to makin' hip hop classics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asi_HlFL0vY
14. A bitter woman - June 24, 2009 3:53 PM
She looks fat. Hi, fatty.
15. uh - June 24, 2009 3:54 PM
Brian Austin Green is HOTTTT!!!!
I'd be doing him if I were Megan Fox.
16. Bill Chunkey - June 24, 2009 3:55 PM
what is the Michelle-Braun story??
17. Marketta - June 24, 2009 4:17 PM
I get a strong sub/dom vibe from these two.
18. Stuey - June 24, 2009 4:19 PM
Randal....really?
Anon123, hahaha, good one.
Ren, he is 35....that's not almost 40. You can't round up until he hits 36. I am trying to hang on to my lower 30's age myself.
19. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - June 24, 2009 4:20 PM
Bastard, that was supposed to be my pie next.
20. Christina - June 24, 2009 4:22 PM
Megan is a fox? Does that mean Paris is a Weasel? And Kim is a Walrus?
21. april - June 24, 2009 4:25 PM
dang, he looks pretty good. never thought i'd say that.
22. superfluous - June 24, 2009 4:25 PM
This bitch ain't that hot. What's the big deal about her?
23. missywissy - June 24, 2009 4:32 PM
He looks hot. He definately ended as the one with the looks from all the 90210 people. I don't care if he was a dork. Poor baby, he can come to mama anytime.
I googled her before pictures and what a difference a bunch of surgery makes. Even makes her pose way different. Like she picked out the Angelina Jolie microchip and had it implanted in her brain while they were working on her nose. Before she looked bubbly and down to earth. Now she's just a carbon copy of somebody else (need I say who.... coughinghehehheAngelinaJolieheechcchhhhhhhh).
24. missywissy - June 24, 2009 4:34 PM
He's like a straight Ricky Martin. yummmmmmmmmm
(sorry, but guys come on here talking about what they would do to girls if they could. I'm not even gonna go there)
25. Oliver - June 24, 2009 4:59 PM
MegMAN Fox is a manky piece of shit.
26. Zee Brat - June 24, 2009 5:01 PM
Well someone watches Make Me a Supermodel. Nice hat Megan.
27. alfalfa - June 24, 2009 5:15 PM
How do you know they were fucking? Maybe they were discussing the pros and cons of the Federal Reserve system
28. Sammy the Shank - June 24, 2009 5:20 PM
Didn't realize that Fox has a fivehead or maybe even a sixhead, as the first photo shows (as opposed to a forehead). We almost have billboard space there.
29. Brian Hater - June 24, 2009 5:21 PM
Not a fan of teh Brian...
Megan on the other hand, spectacular!
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
30. Megan Fox - June 24, 2009 5:49 PM
...."I'm currently what you would call single".....
31. titsonsnack - June 24, 2009 6:06 PM
She is pretty but not worthy of the amount of insane attention she is getting lately. I see girls just as pretty/prettier than her every day.
32. dude - June 24, 2009 6:18 PM
ass shots please.....pointless spread without em....
33. hmmm - June 24, 2009 7:03 PM
whoever wrote this story sounds like a 12 yr old.."ordering a cup of fuck yah"???
yah u need to get laid buddy
34. sarah - June 24, 2009 7:41 PM
anyone else remember "one stop carnival"? aaaaaahahahhaa brian austin green u r a clown!!!
and so is ur "girlfriend"
35. suckerpunch - June 24, 2009 8:17 PM
sorry, but I think that Meagan Fox is just nasty. and not in the good way kind of "nasty"..
36. Max Planck - June 24, 2009 8:41 PM
Megan, Sammy Davis Jr. wants his hat back.
37. Pilatunes - June 24, 2009 9:16 PM
She's hot but in a totally skanky way. Hideous tattoos and always sticking her tongue out.
@36 isn't that Bing Crosby's hat?
Anyway, motherfucker should eat a steak and hit the gym. I could have kicked his ass when I was 12 (in and out of bed).
38. RaraAvis - June 24, 2009 10:54 PM
She's fucking him because he's very, very good at it, not because they have a "relationship". She's made that pretty clear.
39. Martina - June 24, 2009 11:42 PM
I think Megan likes it in the ass, otherwise why would she bother with Brian?
40. boil treatment - June 25, 2009 12:21 AM
I like how they aren't walking its so romantic...
41. Jeff - June 25, 2009 1:26 AM
The tongue thing is old, Meg.
42. captain america - June 25, 2009 2:19 AM
A FAGGOT'S ANUS FEELS THE SAME WAY, folks.
ask him!!
43. Charley Kane - June 25, 2009 6:11 AM
I hope a giant robots falls on them both.
44. Bliss - June 25, 2009 9:23 AM
She's always wearing funky hats - her style is soo different at movie premieres, where she wants to be as sexy as possible.
45. Bliss - June 25, 2009 9:23 AM
She's always wearing funky hats - her style is soo different at movie premieres, where she wants to be as sexy as possible.
46. jayla - June 25, 2009 12:33 PM
BAG is ridiculously hot, think he could pretty much bang Megan, Ashwira Rae, Angelina Ho-lie, me, and whatever other chick is deemed hottest, and he still would not be fazed.
You can ice my cake, Brian.
47. Shamoo - June 25, 2009 1:20 PM
Who the fuck is Brian Austin Green?
48. Happy - June 25, 2009 6:57 PM
Fox on the Green
49. jc - July 9, 2009 4:04 PM
In response to bitterwoman about Megan being fat....get a fucking life asshole she is probably a size two while ur probably a size TWENTY sitting at home with ur fat ass eating Ben and jerrys. so hi idiot! shut the fuck up. she is a human being you don't need to say ridiculous hurtful things for no reason. GET A LIFE.
50. Randy Orton - July 24, 2009 6:48 PM
why does she date this bum?
51. Randy Orton - July 24, 2009 6:50 PM
Never even heard of him
52. it dont matter - August 3, 2009 3:42 PM
brian go suck satans ballz in hell!! >.> megan is mine!!!!!
53. it dont matter - August 3, 2009 3:42 PM
brian go suck satans ballz in hell!! >.> megan is mine!!!!!
54. it dont matter - August 3, 2009 3:44 PM
brian go suck satans ballz in hell!! >.> megan is mine!!!!!
55. jack - August 5, 2009 6:58 AM
don't fuck megan becoz i want to give pain to megan
megan read this comment and come to me at night
i definitely enjoy you megan with my dick.any one please send me megan sex
video at abbashassan@live.com
56. VenusBull - September 17, 2009 11:14 AM
I think the both of them are a HOT couple!
But I bet she wears the pants in the relationship....
And kicks his @ss every once in a while....
Except in bed...I heard Brian's d%ck game is crazy!!!!!