Jun 29 2009Megan Fox bails on 'Roseboy'
In the hustle and bustle of the UK premiere of Transformers, Megan Fox unknowingly blew off 11-year-old Harvey Kindlon (above) who was trying to give the actress a yellow rose. Since then, Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to find out the boy's identity then plopped him on a plane to New York to try and meet Megan on Today Thursday. But, no stranger to screwing over young boys, Michael Jackson died crushing Harvey's chance. Page Six reports:
But Fox was bumped after Michael Jackson's death, and she's since returned to LA. A source tells Page Six, "Kodak basically put this kid on a plane on the off-chance that he'd get to meet her. They never even confirmed with 'Today.' Now they're offering him around for interviews. It's exploitative and creepy." A rep for "Today" says, "Harvey was never scheduled to appear and we don't plan to have him on."
Of course, there's an easier solution for Harvey to meet Megan. All he has to do is stab Brian Austin Green to death leaving me no choice but to comfort Megan. (In the vagina.) Afterward, we'll all play Rock Band and eat cookies. Yay! Doesn't that sound like fun, champ? It sure does. Here's a knife.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. sensitive guy - June 29, 2009 3:46 PM
first.. or not...
she's SMOKING hot!!
2. ToTellTheTruth - June 29, 2009 3:47 PM
But, no stranger to screwing over young boys, Michael Jackson died crushing Harvey's chance
...suck a dick asswipe...
3. sensitive guy - June 29, 2009 3:48 PM
and by HOT... i mean that dress is ABSURDLY sexy... and... is that a nipple outline I see? Holy shit.. now I'M an 11-year-old boy....
4. cv - June 29, 2009 3:51 PM
Poor kid he is better off, getting a VD at his age would not be good.
5. Steeevil - June 29, 2009 3:54 PM
In the top 10! Go MF!
6. John - June 29, 2009 3:59 PM
She's gross.
7. uh - June 29, 2009 4:04 PM
@1 and 3
Haha, I love how your name is "sensitive guy". That's hilarious.
8. bakinmycake - June 29, 2009 4:05 PM
tramp stamp puts her behind ellen on the hotness scale
Although Ellen would prefer to be behind her.
9. bribios - June 29, 2009 4:06 PM
Nope, sorry. That Michael Jackson line was funny.
10. uh - June 29, 2009 4:08 PM
Stop lying and saying she's not hot. That's just ridiculous and a lie. I'm a straight girl and I acknowledge that she's smoking hot.
11. CaptainMorgan - June 29, 2009 4:24 PM
Looks like she's tucked her flap-jack-pancake tits into a proper push up bra. Those things will touch her toes by the time she's 29. Sad....but true.
BTW - I'd rather have Isabel Lucas...you guys can fight over this skank. She's all yours.
12. misty - June 29, 2009 4:25 PM
She's not hot. I'm a straight girl as well and can very much appreciate the beauty of another woman. However, Megan Fox is not even close to being beautiful, much less hot. She's trashy and sleazy looking. And the fact that she willingly took place in turning a kids movie into something "sexy" makes her even more trashy and sleazy. Now, I can appreciate sex in the movies (in fact I like it very much) when it's in an ADULT movie. Transformers was for kids and should have remained for kids. I can only imagine what the second movie is going to entail. I'm not a tight-ass and sex is my favorite hobby, don't get me wrong. But I am a mother and I'm sick of having my 9 year old and 11 year old seeing sex or suggestive material thrown into movies where it does not belong. There are no truly beautiful actresses anymore. Only trash.
13. pdxsean - June 29, 2009 4:26 PM
Well, it was money well spent on Kodak's part. Since they are no longer in the business of making cameras, this marketing campaign has made me totally aware of their newfound direction as Make-A-Wish Foundation for kids who really never had a shot in the first place. Where were you when I was 12, Kodak? That girl from "Small Wonder" totally would have hooked up with me.
14. misty - June 29, 2009 4:27 PM
Thank you.
15. james - June 29, 2009 4:30 PM
shes hott soo it olivia munn
16. james - June 29, 2009 4:30 PM
shes hott soo is olivia munn
17. Name (required): - June 29, 2009 4:32 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
Why do you post a hot piece of ass like Megan Fox (with her B00BIES hanging out), yet I can't enjoy it because I have an over-plump fat bitch to the left that looks like a deformed blueberry and a chick on the right that looks bangable, but is probably slimmed down by airbrushing.
I hate you.
18. Areyoukiddingmerightnow? - June 29, 2009 4:35 PM
Uh huh....yeah...unknowingly my ass. How could she NOT see that big, fat yellow rose in her face. She's a snobby bitch.
19. sensitive guy - June 29, 2009 4:51 PM
hey number 7.... glad you got the irony ... see - I use humor and irony... I'm THAT sensitive :)
20. One L - June 29, 2009 5:03 PM
Why is she making that face?
21. Marie - June 29, 2009 5:05 PM
Did she get a boob job? Cause not long ago, she had sad, tiny, little and very unperky tities...
22. Amy - June 29, 2009 5:07 PM
I'd bail on that fat little kid too.
23. ROUGH--king of fap - June 29, 2009 5:25 PM
Good! little Tubby deserve it... she didnt do anything for a rose,,,kid looks creepy! ill bet she saw that kid miles away...
24. Mr. S - June 29, 2009 5:34 PM
#17. Name (required): You think the chick on the right look bangable? Whoa.
Standards dude. Standards.
25. uh - June 29, 2009 5:48 PM
@19
No, I was seriously laughing at your joke. It looked like I was being a bitch in writing, but I that wasn't what I meant.
26. His Huge Greatness Himself - June 29, 2009 5:48 PM
This proves that Megan Fox is just like me a human being.Despite that there're people who worship us like gods.We've feelings just as anybody else.
27. Name (required): - June 29, 2009 5:57 PM
@24: Bangable. Not saying she's not. She looks like a fucking supermodel compared to that fat tub o' lard on the left of my screen.
28. Gando - June 29, 2009 5:58 PM
She'll probably get down to the boy as soon she's in the neighborhood.
29. David - June 29, 2009 6:28 PM
She's hot! Annnddd it looks like shes being dragged... not intentionally blowing off the chubster.
30. Mr.T - June 29, 2009 6:53 PM
megan fox is so hot and i want to have sex with her.
31. Mr.T - June 29, 2009 6:53 PM
megan fox is so hot and i want to have sex with her.
32. Bee - June 29, 2009 6:58 PM
I rather enjoyed the blow to Michael Jackson. If I was a kid trying to meet that hottie, even for a fucking second, there is no chance I would let a Pop King stand in the way of me humping her leg on the Today show..
...Yes that's right, ON TELEVISION! THANKS SUPERFICIAL WRITER :D
33. dude_on - June 29, 2009 7:00 PM
Obesity is now packaged entertainment. Rome was no where near this far gone when they went over the edge. ... next thing you know people will flock to arenas to see a mental patient lip sync to distorted/synthesized vocals. Okay, that one is way out there.
Megan has every right to be a bitch. Pretty people have no obligation to take tokens from the little people, so I don't fault her for blowing the kid off. I would just prefer to see her naked soon so we can get it over with and move on.
34. Daddyoh - June 29, 2009 7:56 PM
Why encourage the Little Dude? There is no way he's going to get to 2nd base with Megan!
He should have tackled her... then he would have something to brag about and maybe get a "quick feel" before the bodyguards ascended on him!
Why not? They can't beat kids can they and he would be the Class Hero the next day!
...just sayin
35. Christina - June 29, 2009 8:48 PM
She's a skinny white bitch.
36. captain america - June 30, 2009 1:26 AM
another ass kisser?
YEP FOLKS, she is!!
37. Kristen - June 30, 2009 1:38 AM
That's not an 11 year old kid, thats Scott Baio in a fat suit.
38. sally - June 30, 2009 5:12 AM
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39. Charley Kane - June 30, 2009 6:16 AM
Talentless, tacky, tattooed tart.
40. squidbritches - June 30, 2009 7:05 AM
I bet if he'd glued a few $100 bills on the end of that rose, she would sure as hell have noticed. Kid learned a valuable lesson about women,
41. mikeock - June 30, 2009 8:14 AM
Cunt.
42. CakeSnifferer - June 30, 2009 8:28 AM
Screw that kid. I mean, who knows, he may be a nice enough kid but he's entitled to nothing. I'm not even a big fan of hers, but I back her; if I step out and I'm trying to get from point A to point B and people are getting in my way and thrusting random crap at me from out of the dark, screw that - I'm not stopping.
43. " - June 30, 2009 9:14 AM
I second seconds suggestion.
44. Deckard - June 30, 2009 9:16 AM
Replicants have a very hard time processing unusual and random events - so we threw this kid at her with a rose to test her response. However, this pleasure model is particularly stupid, as she's unable to process the event at all.
I've witnessed this skin job having trouble figuring out how to open doors. My theory is that she is of the first generation Nexus. Their core tends to shut down at the slightest "problem" that would involve thinking. That is why her eyes are so vacant and she has that default smile that is devoid of any trace of thought whatsoever. Her emulation software allows her to recite lines of dialogue from her limited memory, but don't expect any emoting or "acting".
45. jr. - June 30, 2009 9:51 AM
one thing for sure,the boy was given her a rose,she a star that depens on people watching her movies, she belongs to the public,i know its hard for them to see everything around them so many people.and good for kodak,helping out a little boy,remember stars today on a cloud tomorrow you never know,so pay attention.let people love you or even dream about you,dont be so full of your slefs.
46. jr. - June 30, 2009 9:51 AM
one thing for sure,the boy was given her a rose,she a star that depens on people watching her movies, she belongs to the public,i know its hard for them to see everything around them so many people.and good for kodak,helping out a little boy,remember stars today on a cloud tomorrow you never know,so pay attention.let people love you or even dream about you,dont be so full of your slefs.
47. jr. - June 30, 2009 9:51 AM
one thing for sure,the boy was given her a rose,she a star that depens on people watching her movies, she belongs to the public,i know its hard for them to see everything around them so many people.and good for kodak,helping out a little boy,remember stars today on a cloud tomorrow you never know,so pay attention.let people love you or even dream about you,dont be so full of your slefs.
48. derek - June 30, 2009 11:31 AM
She is such a worthless piece of shit. That orange cunt is not worthy of wiping that kids ass.
Tacky nasty cow.
49. ya - June 30, 2009 1:10 PM
I don't like her (or i'm undecided) but Kodak need to back the fuck up. How dare they use this situation for their gain. I'm sorry but she has the right to meet or not meet whoever the fuck she pleases, and was obviously just going along with the 'aww i'd accept it if I knew, if I saw you again' to be polite, meaning AT THE TIME, but TOO BAD.
They have really really fucked me off with this. Offering to fly him and turn it into some big publicity thing, fuck them for being so desperate and trying to get celebrities to go along with their little publicity stunts. This reminds me of the Dr Pepper and Guns N Roses fiasco, FUCK ADVERTISING, it sucks worse than any desperate whore-faced trying too hard celebrity
50. DCMikeRotch - June 30, 2009 1:50 PM
She's so tired and overexposed. Like a bihintual Kate +8.
51. Greg - June 30, 2009 6:36 PM
Forget that kid. His motives were no more pure than any of the rest of us. It's only cute until he tries some grab-ass.
52. HuckyDucky - June 30, 2009 8:40 PM
I have returned.
Transformers was NOT for kids, skank. It's for 30-somethings. The people who are spending money now.
53. pfffgoodjobmegan - July 1, 2009 12:31 AM
Goodjob Megan I would've done the same thing to that fat kid,damn paparazzo i bet there was a camera in that flower
54. Yadda Yadda Yadda - July 1, 2009 2:05 AM
@ #12 Misty: Are you serious? A robot basically pees on a guy in the first movie and it's Megan Fox's MIDRIFF that ruins it for children? Grow a brain cell... it's not a children's movie. That's why it's rated PG-13 and not G, or PG. And regardless of what you think about Megan Fox's appearance, she's probably leaps and bounds better looking than you've ever been,
55. willy - July 1, 2009 8:49 AM
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56. nothingwronghere - July 1, 2009 2:24 PM
But, no stranger to screwing over young boys, Michael Jackson died crushing Harvey's chance...
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS SUPERFICIAL WRITER?!
THE BIGGEST POP ICON DIED, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS BRING UP STUPID COMMENTS ABOUT HIM IN EVERY OTHER STORY YOU DISCUSS.
YOU HEARTLESS DOUCHE-BAG. He was a PERSON, with FEELINGS, EMOTIONS, not to mention CHILDREN. HE IS DEAD, AND YOU JUST KEEP NAGGING ON AND ON ABOUT HIM.
I HOPE WHEN YOU DIE EVERYONE WILL DISCUSS ON HOW YOU WERE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE WITH NO RESPECT, INSTEAD OF REGARDING YOU AS SOMEONES SON,BROTHER,FATHER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.
rot in hell bastard. have some compassion.