Jun 21 2009Madonna doesn't dick around
Within a week of the Malawi appeals court's decision, Madonna has already absconded with three-year-old Mercy to London, according to the AP:
The airport employee, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the matter, said 3-year-old Chifundo "Mercy" James left late Friday headed to London, with a stop in neighboring South Africa. The girl, the second child Madonna has adopted from Malawi, was reportedly accompanied on the flight by a nanny, a child nurse and a third aide.
I'm going to assume Madonna stopped in South Africa and murdered a man just to prove to the entire continent she's not bound by the laws of mortals. Also, they have that face creme she really likes.
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Joe - June 21, 2009 10:06 AM
Madonna is hot.
2. Savalas - June 21, 2009 10:06 AM
She stopped in South Africa to hit the supermarket for some supplies. Boiled child, without any sort of herbs or seasonings, is really quite bland.
3. First dickhead - June 21, 2009 10:06 AM
Sick of first shits
4. dumbass - June 21, 2009 10:11 AM
@3 you're third dickhead.
5. Beth - June 21, 2009 10:19 AM
With all Madonna's money, why does she always dress like a bag lady?
6. Carlos De Tirado - June 21, 2009 10:44 AM
Madona, is an old hag.
The only people that like her are gay guys, and women who think that power comes from the vagina. All too long we have given her credit for being nothing more than a glorified bitch. Its great to see her get old, and notice that her vagina must look like a roast beef sandwitch by now.
7. Funeral Guy - June 21, 2009 11:19 AM
Nice hat, Guv'nor.
8. Rasputins Liver - June 21, 2009 11:21 AM
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Hmm.......
..................Look. All one ever needs to know about Madonna is.........
.....she let Dennis "THE WORM" Rodman pork her with his STD/HASMAT infected Li'l Rodman.
Think about that. for a while.
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9. doky - June 21, 2009 11:27 AM
@6 totally agree with you. She's disgusting, miserable and sick ...
10. dude - June 21, 2009 11:32 AM
Hilarious Comment FISH!
11. slow monkey - June 21, 2009 11:40 AM
All that money and she can't find a depilatory that works... and why is her natural hair color grey and her whiskers aren't grey??
12. COCO - June 21, 2009 12:23 PM
I LOVE MADONNA .
13. just - June 21, 2009 2:25 PM
Nothing says true love like sending a nanny to pick up a child you are stealing from another country.
What a fucking manipulative bitch.
14. Rasputins Liver - June 21, 2009 2:37 PM
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Hmm.....
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12. COCO - June 21, 2009 12:23 PM
I LOVE MADONNA .
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....KooKoo...er...Coco....
.....that's part of the problem....
..........................................practically EVERYONE'S....uh...."loved"..... Madonna.
From Dennis Rodman to A-Rod....and all the trash in between.
Hell, Coco, I'm probably one of the few people on this planet she hasn't .....um........"loved".
Jus' sayin'....
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15. sin - June 21, 2009 6:15 PM
She needed another servant. Its cheaper to buy a servant than hire one.
The media needs to start calling Madona " Slave Master".
16. Superbiggerevil - June 21, 2009 6:43 PM
@ 15 - I think that's "Massuh"?
17. budah - June 21, 2009 9:13 PM
Madonna thinks about kids.
ooh i want to stea...adopt a kid it would be fun besides if Angelina can have one i can too.
*adopts kid from third world country *
next week
that other kids old i want a new one for my nanny to play with.
. *throws a dart on a map of world with only third world countries on it* i want one from there.....
18. pixi - June 21, 2009 9:26 PM
what a travesty of a woman.
and as a woman, madge embarrasses me.
she will rot in hell...after she finnishes rotting here on earth.
shes such a travesty of a human.
19. pixi - June 21, 2009 9:35 PM
"3. First dickhead - June 21, 2009 10:06 AM
Sick of first shits"
thats about it in a nutshell.
she has to get a house-trained one, and one which will be suitably controlled by her due to the imposed culture shock
20. KL - June 21, 2009 11:31 PM
Ha, Fish these posts are hilarious, I love your Madonna posts. And I'm a Madonna lover (little girl from the 80's-90's), but I love the tone of your Madonna news. It's so true of her and if I were her I wouldn't be offended, because she knows she's the top bitch and acts like it. I love your tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment of it. Shit, I wouldn't fuck with Madonna. And I love her because of that.
21. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - June 22, 2009 1:16 AM
It's pretty awful she doesn't go and fetch the child herself, if she's gonna be it's mother then as a mum myself I know I'd wanna go myself. It's pretty sad.
22. captain america - June 22, 2009 3:52 AM
psssssssssssssssssssst, her vagina is smelly.
THAT'S THE CLUE, folks!!
23. Darth - June 22, 2009 10:54 AM
Congrats wit the parenthood and daughtership!
24. His Huge Greatness Himself - June 22, 2009 11:00 AM
They have have to make a cut in a finger and cross their blood to confirm their bloodbound.Thou woman and thou child,thee are thine!
25. Nero - June 22, 2009 11:05 AM
Are they officially married now?
26. jeremy - June 22, 2009 11:59 AM
what a joke... most people want children because they want companionship and to raise the little guys... To Madonna they are just a fashion accessory... take the child away from her parents and then have the nerve to just throw that child with a nanny... makes me sicks, rich pricks like her... If you want a kid, raise it yourself and leave the nanny home...
27. Susan - June 22, 2009 1:01 PM
This old hag couldn't bother to go get her shopping puchases herself she had to send a crew of servants to fetch it. I guess they will have to put that child in quarantine before she can bow before Majesty slave owner.
28. Queenmab - June 22, 2009 1:54 PM
What bugs the hell out of me is she can never be bothered to go pick the child up. Hag.
29. San - June 23, 2009 8:03 AM
What an old nasty cow. This a passing fad but any way the nanny is the one raising her kids she will not lift a finger her joy is in owning slaves like old days.
30. Mdavid - July 23, 2009 10:04 AM
I guess it's wrong of her to take a child that is basically living in poverty and giving them regular nourishment, suitable shelter and a good education... Maybe instead of bitching about her, you should utilize your energy to do something productive and positive in the world.
31. Mdavid - July 23, 2009 10:04 AM
I guess it's wrong of her to take a child that is basically living in poverty and giving them regular nourishment, suitable shelter and a good education... Maybe instead of bitching about her, you should utilize your energy to do something productive and positive in the world.
32. Leo N. - October 27, 2009 7:03 PM
South Africa is a neighbour of Malawi now? I guess it's true that American journos are geographically challenged.