Jun 4 2009Lindsay Lohan's taste in DJs has improved
While she's in London with but not with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan personally requested the DJ services of Lauren Pope (above) for the weekend, according to The Sun:
"I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.
"She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I'm told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne."
Huh. All this time I thought Sam had the penis, but now I'm starting to think Lindsay might be packing a fire-cock. Of course, none of that matters once Lauren is found beaten to death with a gargoyle. Oh, that Sam. Always leaving her calling card.

Reader Comments
1. First - June 4, 2009 8:00 PM
First, wfs
2. aaaa - June 4, 2009 8:08 PM
much better
3. Brandon - June 4, 2009 8:10 PM
Wow...
4. Cubic-Hell.com - June 4, 2009 8:11 PM
Linds would never go out with a girl this hot - it would take waaaaay too much attention away from her.
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5. isitin - June 4, 2009 8:14 PM
Yes............all I can say is WOW also. What a fucking hot female. I wanna see this girl naked.
6. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 4, 2009 8:15 PM
Man... I'd like to spin her.... records.
7. isitin - June 4, 2009 8:16 PM
Also no stupid tattoos................She is my kind of woman.
8. Pilatunes - June 4, 2009 8:17 PM
Oh. My. God. That, my friends, is fucking hot.
9. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 4, 2009 8:25 PM
Where's the ass? I want to see the ass, you can see it coming in the last picture, but alas just a tease. Can't tap it till I see it.
10. Giggles - June 4, 2009 8:27 PM
Is that a DJ or a whore?
11. squishymeat - June 4, 2009 8:38 PM
Fake hair fake face fake tits. Just her type.
I hate chicks who would look like ass without plastic and chemicals.
12. Jon H - June 4, 2009 8:45 PM
"Yes............all I can say is WOW also. What a fucking hot female. I wanna see this girl naked."
She's been a Page 3 model, so just use the google.
13. Kelley - June 4, 2009 8:50 PM
Why is it that women with huge, obviously fake tits insist on showing them off like this ? They look like hell, and she looks like a cheesy hooker. I liked Sam Ronson.
14. Maximus - June 4, 2009 8:52 PM
Without a doubt, the hottest DJ out there is Niki Bellucci. Seriously. Look her up. You'll be glad you did.
15. Homer - June 4, 2009 9:31 PM
Lindsay only fucks wigger chicks.
16. Melissa - June 4, 2009 9:37 PM
I didn't know Jenna Jameson dj'ed.
17. isitin - June 4, 2009 10:03 PM
Why are woman always jealous of beautiful hot woman. You all must be fugly looking fat woman.
18. Jon H - June 4, 2009 10:21 PM
The hottest DJ is Rebekah Teasdale.
19. Alli Watermelon - June 4, 2009 10:22 PM
Why do women constantly get accused of being JEALOUS when we don't find another female attractive? I happen to find plenty of women beautiful, pretty, hot, etc. Just because I don't find this chick to be very appealing (unless you're looking for an escort), doesn't mean I've fallen into jealous tendencies. Her lips are fake, she wears entirely too much make up, her body is nice besides her ridiculous breasts and she looks cheap. Rode hard and hung up wet. That my friend, is not someone that ALL people will be attracted to. And if you are, that's fine. Some people just enjoy a little more class....that's all :)
20. Sardonic - June 4, 2009 10:25 PM
Now THAT is a playground - and she comes with her own soundtrack, too. Nice.
21. Anonanon - June 4, 2009 10:33 PM
This chick posed for Playboy, Google has the pictures!
22. richard - June 4, 2009 10:44 PM
lol:
http://www.befuddle.co.uk/2008/08/lauren-pope-drunken-cat-fight/
23. Angry - June 4, 2009 11:07 PM
At first glance i wondered if this was a waxed statue of lindsay... Shes really hot, but looks very waxy/plastic looking.
24. Don Knotts - June 4, 2009 11:25 PM
@5 have you tried something called "Google"? From what I've found her preferred style of dress seems to be "un".
25. ___ - June 4, 2009 11:28 PM
#19, shut your trap, nobody gives a rat's ass what you have to say.
26. Don Knotts - June 4, 2009 11:30 PM
@9 does this help?
http://ra.2mcl.com/wallpaper-big/girls_lauren-pope-1600x1200_65.html
27. Michelle - June 4, 2009 11:52 PM
WOW. This woman is gorgeous!!!!
28. gerard vandenberg - June 5, 2009 12:12 AM
..............BUT DO NOT ASK FOR THE MENTAL PART, folks!!
(be confident, AMERICANS DON'T)
29. uh Uh UH! Yeah - June 5, 2009 5:21 AM
Her tits may be faked but her face and belly both look like very nice candidates for places to drop a load
30. Loren - June 5, 2009 5:51 AM
@19 (Alli Watermelon)... just out of curiosity, who do you find attractive?
31. ROUGH daddy mvp - June 5, 2009 6:15 AM
Yeah, some "DJ"!
I imagine the land of no man is full of those type...well done lilo!
32. David55 - June 5, 2009 6:34 AM
OH, WONDERFUL!
There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after......
33. David55 - June 5, 2009 6:34 AM
OH, WONDERFUL!
There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after......
34. Charley Kane - June 5, 2009 6:35 AM
Another good looking woman who's ruined her looks with giant cement tits. Ronson may not be pretty but at least she's 100% human, not 50% sillicone.
35. T-Mon - June 5, 2009 7:50 AM
i'd like to see a tape off those 2
36. Scott - June 5, 2009 7:54 AM
"Kelley - June 4, 2009 8:50 PM
Why is it that women with huge, obviously fake tits insist on showing them off like this ? They look like hell, and she looks like a cheesy hooker. I liked Sam Ronson."
Jealous much? They look far better than your tired ass, I'm sure, and there isnt a fucking thing wrong w showing them off. You know what's worse than someone showing them off? Someone whining about her showing them off. You lost all credibility when you pulled the 'I Like Sam Ronson' rabbit out of your hat
37. Scott - June 5, 2009 7:57 AM
Funny how 90% of the posters bitching about her supposed 'ruined fake tits' are female..jealous much? I know, i know, you're 'hotter than this bitch will ever be, because you're RAY-UL, not fake'....yea right.
38. ginger - June 5, 2009 8:13 AM
She's hot because she obviously works out and diets like a spartan and she has a pretty face. Plastic tits don't make a person hot, but they don't make a person un-hot either.
39. RichPort's Ghost - June 5, 2009 8:18 AM
Hey plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize.
40. Deacon Jones - June 5, 2009 8:36 AM
These are automated teacher models that will be coming out of Japan in 5 years.
"Hey teacher! I gooot myy PENCILLLL!"
41. Dread not - June 5, 2009 8:38 AM
That's the new tummy that Lilo is gonna be snortin' blow off of?! HO-LY SHIT! Between those rocky mountains, some "snow in the valley" for a freeze! That chick is gonna look like a powered sugar covered treat!
42. Earn$100 Per Day with PPC - June 5, 2009 8:41 AM
wow... she could keep the record skipping all night long and I would still think she is an amazing dj!
43. Jibbly Biggins - June 5, 2009 8:42 AM
She looks beautiful but strange - not a classical beauty but more like a Barbie doll. I can't find any flaws or deviations from that standard which makes her look.....weird...
And sorry Lindsay, way out of your league. And probably interested in men, from the size of those implants....
44. Beastman AIDS - June 5, 2009 8:58 AM
The only thing wrong with this picture is her SJP nose. But thats being extremely picky which - as a hoary-ass kiwi dude - is not even worth bringing up because ladies like this don't look at fellas like me.
45. Rhialto - June 5, 2009 9:08 AM
I can only encourage LiLo's taste! Good job!
46. Darth - June 5, 2009 9:11 AM
Has LiLo finally started to become a good girl? Well done!
47. Crazy Oldie - June 5, 2009 9:33 AM
Great taste Lohan.....hopefully she keeps playing the girls like its a deck of cards...always trying to get a better hand...wonder when the day will come when she is finally with Megan Fox
48. David55 - June 5, 2009 9:36 AM
OH! NICE!
I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site
49. David55 - June 5, 2009 9:37 AM
OH! NICE!
I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site
50. Dread not - June 5, 2009 9:55 AM
@ Crazy Oldie - June 5, 2009 9:33 AM - Great taste Lohan.....hopefully she keeps playing the girls like its a deck of cards...always trying to get a better hand...wonder when the day will come when she is finally with Megan Fox
From your mouth, to God's ears. If there was EVER a time for a sex tape, that'd be it!
51. jumpin_j - June 5, 2009 9:58 AM
Thanks #26 (Don) for the link from her pre-plastic days:
http://ra.2mcl.com/wallpaper-big/girls_lauren-pope-1600x1200_65.html
She must have some sugar daddy or be the best DJ ever to afford work that extensive. Granted, that's amazing work.
52. Superbiggerevil - June 5, 2009 10:17 AM
This story is bullshit, no way a woman like this would let a low budget mall skag like Blohan within 10 miles of her box.
53. John - June 5, 2009 10:40 AM
Agreed terrible looking tits. She should have spent a little more time massaging them after she had them done. SO many women don't do that and they harden making them look ridiculously fake...
54. Ace - June 5, 2009 10:49 AM
Lauren Holly's juiced up inflatable sister...it's a shame about the bolt-ons.
55. Venom - June 5, 2009 11:07 AM
Now this is the kind of lesbian I can get down with.
Bring on the sex tape.
56. Amy - June 5, 2009 11:39 AM
I have absolutely no problem with fake boobs. I just hate it when fake boobs look really fake. (and yes John, the massaging helps..esp when you get a guy to do it for you) The trick is to go to a doctor who isn't afraid to tell you how big he can go without making you look ridiculous or causing stretch marks.
Girls, fake boobs aren't the end-all-be-all...guys are shallow, but not THAT shallow. Rachel Dratch would still be unattractive with fake boobs. This girl obviously would be hot with or without the boobs....they're are just an added bonus.
57. Mama Pinkus - June 5, 2009 11:52 AM
hey Scott, the reason it's mostly us gals who are offended by big fake tits is we think big penis implants are far more needed
58. dude - June 5, 2009 11:53 AM
Her tits are clown shoes.
Fail.
59. Alli Watermelon - June 5, 2009 12:07 PM
#30...Scarlett Jo., Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendez, Jessica Alba, the list goes on and on. This girl looks like white trash. Sorry?
60. ling - June 5, 2009 12:27 PM
i think she's beautiful. that being said, i agree that she looks pretty fake. she would be probably be much hotter without the orange tan and extensions. i guess i prefer more girl next door types.
61. Funeral Guy - June 5, 2009 12:30 PM
This one looks like a total plastic inflated skank. But at least she doesn't look like a dude.
62. lol - June 5, 2009 12:33 PM
her eyes are scary... -___-
63. NATALIE - June 5, 2009 12:53 PM
PEOPLE- DONT CRITICIZE. PRAISE...
64. bitingontinfoil - June 5, 2009 11:56 PM
NAH...
#1. This hot piece would NEVER be seen w/rack o bones lohan and
#2. Lindsay would NEVER be seen w/someone she thought was hotter than herself
...you're welcome...
65. bitingontinfoil - June 5, 2009 11:58 PM
NAH...
#1. This hot piece would NEVER be seen w/rack o bones lohan and
#2. Lindsay would NEVER be seen w/someone she thought was hotter than herself
...you're welcome...
66. RichPort's Gay Ghost's Enormous Schlong - June 6, 2009 1:30 AM
Tap. Tap. Tap. Yes I would. Bitch does have a serious case of "butter face", but that's why god invented the light switch, ... and the pillowcase, ... and doggy style.
67. David55 - June 6, 2009 4:50 AM
OH! NICE!
I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site!
68. @17 - June 6, 2009 8:05 PM
I'm not jealous I'm just confused. I looked at her, thought WTF... then checked the comments to see if the comments were good as I find it very hard to believe guys consider that nice looking. What does jealousy have to do with anything? I don't care to comment on her looks, but if guys are going to say she's really hot, us with eyes are going to speak up and say "wait a minute, no she's not LOL"
I think you need to put your standards a little higher in all honesty. Just because someone has a flat stomach doesn't make them hot. Just because they don't have flat hair doesn't mean they're hot. Just because you see no acne doesn't mean they're hot. etc. If all you know are extremely ugly and/or fat women, or if ugly women are the only ones in your league, it's no surprise you lunge and grab on to ANY and every celeb who is posted on these sites. Yeah they're not sinfully ugly, but they are not hot, if anything she can be said to be average. So why are you getting over-excited ?
69. Oh dear - June 6, 2009 8:22 PM
Oh dear Lawd look at that butterz face. She's had everything done to herself. Might aswell go bang a silicone implant and a bottle of foundation.
70. Lawn gnome council - June 6, 2009 9:50 PM
Ew god, this woman does NOT represent all English women. I think she looks very vulgar and I don't know why an attractive girl would want to make her looks appeal to the lowest common denominator like that. What kind of man (or woman) is she hoping to attract? Only sleazy guys and horny teens apparently.
71. jess - August 3, 2009 1:25 PM
Yah, she is one hot deejay with a veejay! - shortpeopledate.com