Jun 16 2009Lindsay Lohan posts topless pic to Twitter
Lindsay Lohan posted a topless pic on Twitter last night out of boredom. The shot's from the set of her surprisingly non-career-ending Fornarina commercial, and for some reason she really wanted Perez Hilton and Ben Lyons to see it:
http://twitpic.com/7g2y1 - top-fornarina.OLD PHOTOS. I'm THAT bored @iambenlyons and @perezhilton
10:08 PM Jun 14th from TwitPic
I completely understand why she didn't send this to me: A. I don't use Twitter. And B. This is probably the most boring topless photo I've ever seen in my life. If doctors ever needed a quick substitute for an anesthesia, problem solved. No, really, you could saw out my kidney right now, and I wouldn't even notice. Not counting the fact I'm drunk. (Mostly.)
Photo: Twitter
Reader Comments
1. Hash - June 16, 2009 2:40 PM
First. Where's ze titz?
2. lt - June 16, 2009 2:40 PM
First!!!
3. mr. t - June 16, 2009 2:42 PM
she isn't dead of a drug overdose yet? Please somebody hurry up and sell her some bad junk!!!!!
4. eric - June 16, 2009 2:43 PM
KILL IT WITH FIRE
5. Brüno - June 16, 2009 2:44 PM
I'd let it hit me.
6. mikka - June 16, 2009 2:46 PM
oh.. i thougth it was a new zombie flick
7. P911GT10C - June 16, 2009 2:46 PM
She was great as zombie #245 in 28 Weeks Later.
Oh, #1 & 2, you're both losers.
8. havoc - June 16, 2009 2:51 PM
I guess technically its topless, in a lame Woodstock, hippy sort of way.
Oil them sweater puppets up and lets see them......
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9. RichPort's Ghost - June 16, 2009 2:59 PM
The nostalgia... her last foray of pseudo-relevance...
10. robert - June 16, 2009 3:01 PM
Where is her handbag? --er, I mean "girlfriend"
11. ph7 - June 16, 2009 3:02 PM
I can see why another chick would want to eat her out.
12. Hash - June 16, 2009 3:02 PM
Oh, #7, quit being jealous, instead of watching crappy sequels.
13. Jared - June 16, 2009 3:04 PM
BOOOOOOOORING....here, these are better
http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/
14. misty - June 16, 2009 3:10 PM
The movie 28 Weeks was so creepy, I was still freaked out 28 Weeks Later.
Wow...that was bad.
15. misty - June 16, 2009 3:11 PM
So sorry....I'm bored too.
16. Montana - June 16, 2009 3:15 PM
Yaaaaa... Hate to break it to you SFW, but that's not a "topless" photo, so much as it is a "Fake hair dickey" photo. One more like this, and it's back to triple-A to settle you down a bit...
17. kingofbeer - June 16, 2009 3:17 PM
She reminds me of a coked out whore...
18. Bilvis - June 16, 2009 3:18 PM
When did Iggy Pop get a twitter account?
19. dude - June 16, 2009 3:20 PM
she looks great, she's one of the few celebs i'd take on the back my bike cos the rest would wear out the suspension in minutes (brit, jessica simpson, etc). anorexia is anor-sexier hahaha
20. misty - June 16, 2009 3:22 PM
@19.......That was great!
21. Amy - June 16, 2009 3:37 PM
She reminds me of the MadTV parody, "Wash Me" making fun of Alanis Morrisette.
22. Max Planck - June 16, 2009 3:40 PM
So who is that in the background with the facial hair...Samantha Ronson?
23. Max Planck - June 16, 2009 3:42 PM
So who is that in the background with the facial hair...Samantha Ronson?
24. Ella - June 16, 2009 3:46 PM
She complains about how her fans and people in general are responsible for her not having a decent career, and not taken seriously.
So what does she do? She turns around and does stupid shit like this.
25. Kelley - June 16, 2009 3:54 PM
No. 17 ... she IS a coked-out whore, you bonehead.
26. Jeremy - June 16, 2009 4:14 PM
I hate that look where the middle of a woman's chest looks like the tits are clinging to dear life.
She should do a mermaid flick.
27. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 16, 2009 4:17 PM
Wow she looks like this chick I used to by crack from....
28. Natasha - June 16, 2009 4:25 PM
Whatever. Is Karl Wang dead yet?
29. dethbyrd - June 16, 2009 4:36 PM
dang kill this girls' career now so she can eat.
30. McFeely Smackup - June 16, 2009 4:39 PM
you moronic jackholes
that is NOT a "topless photo" by any stretch of credulity. She is wearing a "top", it just happens to be made of fake hair. You'd never call this level of exposure "topless" if it were cotton cloth, but because it's fake hair you're impressed by it?
Look, I get it. I really do. But use some fucking brainpower in writing the headlines so you don't look so damned stupid.
31. CrunchPop - June 16, 2009 4:47 PM
Will someone please kick this stupid cunt in the head?
Kthanks.
32. Kelley - June 16, 2009 4:55 PM
Right on, No. 31 ... for years she has denied a boob job ... but it's true, she has had one ... fuck. They all have to lie about it. Even Posh Spice tried to deny she had a boob job ... when her tits look like bolted-on orange halves, lol. Real tits don't that that awful gap between them ... they look like Audrina Patridge's tits - also fake. Jesus, real tits really stand out these days in the sea of silicone bags !!
33. so, so, ROUHG - June 16, 2009 5:06 PM
Bhahaha Ben Lyons? The worst movie critic in the western atmosphere. Lilos trading skins for good reviews; say it ain't so Lolo...
34. Randal - June 16, 2009 5:14 PM
You are so beautiful Lindsay! Love the commercial, an instant classic!
Randal
35. so, so, ROUGH - June 16, 2009 5:21 PM
Damn it I'm so upset by this cruel joke I even got my own name wrong..
36. Breakup Makeup - June 16, 2009 5:28 PM
Omg... she looks awesome.... For once she doesn't look trashy
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
37. meh! - June 16, 2009 5:33 PM
I'd hit it... with my car!
38. so, so, ROUGH - June 16, 2009 5:53 PM
btw Perez is the gayest man in the western hemisphere!
39. Giggles - June 16, 2009 6:08 PM
Fish -- why isn't your headline here "Lindsay Lohan's Most Recent Desperate Act"?
40. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx - June 16, 2009 6:25 PM
this is win....
41. so, so, ROUGH - June 16, 2009 6:53 PM
Read my previous post and pay attention 39
42. bitingontinfoil - June 16, 2009 7:22 PM
She twittered @perez?! LMAO
43. F.U. - June 16, 2009 7:36 PM
Visible, glorious nipples are the sine qua non of any topless shot. Hence, this is not a topless shot.
44. 1moreidiotintheworld - June 16, 2009 7:50 PM
get a haircut before your next "topless" photo, stupid cunt...............
45. XX - June 16, 2009 9:28 PM
Hey, its Skeletor!
46. ade - June 16, 2009 9:47 PM
I think she made a typo. It's not " i'm THAT bored" it's "Yes, I'm THAT boring"
47. Jean | Download Full Length Movies - June 16, 2009 10:05 PM
I am glad I checked out your site. Thanks! You are so beautiful Lindsay!
48. Hotbox - June 16, 2009 10:10 PM
Would someone please tell her she is not attractive in ANY way?!
49. violet rampage - June 16, 2009 10:36 PM
#26--her boobs look like that 'cuz she's so bony. she obviously does not eat enough. doesn't help that her boobs are so saggy, makes her look scrawnier somehow.
at least her face looks decent in this pic. most other pics she looks either drunk or drugged out.
50. fancy - June 16, 2009 10:43 PM
i miss her mean girls look when she was a shy pudgy redhead, now she just looks like a coked out stripper, thats even a pretty good photo of her i considering the gutter trash looks she's usually going for. i don't understand why girls who like pussy lose their interest in being hot at all. so sad.
51. stu - June 16, 2009 11:39 PM
stupid crack ho lost her tits due to smoking rocks
52. Kimmie - June 16, 2009 11:42 PM
Get rid of her. Her 15 minutes are up and over. She was cute in "Mean Girls," just like that blond in "Clueless," whoever she was, but now both of them are old and ugly.
53. Gargamel - June 17, 2009 12:09 AM
Pathetic attempt for attention.
54. Brooke - June 17, 2009 12:48 AM
I cannot believe she is younger than me. She looks like she's 35. I used to think she was at least pretty when she modeled, but she's so trashy looking now. I mean, she's always been trashy, but lately she really looks the part, too.
55. Laurie - June 17, 2009 5:24 AM
OH MY GOD...she looks sooo sick and kinda dead...it looks like if the wind blows a little too hard, she will break in two :S that's just plain awful
56. Kye - June 17, 2009 5:59 AM
She really is resembling a corpse more and more. She looks dreadful, I dunno why people consider her beautiful
57. captain america - June 17, 2009 7:21 AM
some people are really curious to see these flabby pieces of meat called TITS, folks?
58. fashion icon - June 17, 2009 8:57 AM
I think she looks hot; her body is awesome and the skinny look suits her.
And for once, her hair is clean, straight and combed.
But the Fornarina ad => laaame!
59. Nero - June 17, 2009 9:47 AM
It's a topless pic but do we see any nipples? Those bowling skittles in the back don't count!
60. Michael - June 17, 2009 11:08 AM
She looks like a hippie in this pic. I like hippies, so I like this pic.
61. Aja - June 17, 2009 5:07 PM
She is so beautiful..you guys are crazy.
62. herbiefrog - June 18, 2009 1:38 PM
aye aye captaaain ? : )
shhh...
63. gaetano - June 18, 2009 9:25 PM
She looks like she has just spent a year at auschwitz
64. Trott Felipe - June 19, 2009 2:33 PM
Who cares?
65. שושש - June 21, 2009 4:22 AM
מה את חושבת לעצמך , תראי איך את נראית כולך רזה בקושי רואים אותך . תאכליי כברררר !!!
66. Josh Preston - June 29, 2009 9:13 PM
i dont care what any one says lindsay lohan is well sexy ;) xx
67. mayank-the moon - October 3, 2009 4:30 PM
I think she looks hot; her body is amazing. Anybody can loose concentration. I simply want to talk to her in full simplicity. my cel.phone no is 91+9839983532
68. mayank-the moon - October 3, 2009 4:30 PM
I think she looks hot; her body is amazing. Anybody can loose concentration. I simply want to talk to her in full simplicity. my cel.phone no is 91+9839983532