Lindsay Lohan has a present for you

If everyone killed themselves after they saw Linsday's fire crotch, there wouldn't be anyone left on the planet.

if a toad peeing on you gave you warts and it wasn't a myth i would probably say a toad peed on lindsay lohan's vagina.

Dude, that is beyond fucking nastyyyyy!

It didn't move

I guess Sam tore it up.

It looks like a ham sandwich with a side of bacon. Mmmmmmmm. . .

Anyone posting after Me likes to eat deformed fire crotch

My lord. Even roast beef is offended.

Bangin' that would probably feel like fucking a damp coat sleeve!

yumm...id eat it

Why is she hiding leftover lasagna in her panties?

Even Arby's wouldn't serve that

It's a vagina, people. Get over it. All over it.
FAP FAP FAP

It looks like it's been chewed on.

It looks like Samantha Ronson. Bad hair and angry.

OMG, is that a vaginal wart on that thing?

looks like my dog's rawhide chew toy

Personally I love it!

Oh, that's where I left my baloney sandwich... now I remember!

Fuckin A #7, can you come up with a new joke? If you can't, you're obviously eating your mom's diseased, puss infected, pimply-from-being-poorly-shaved vagina.

@ Funeral Guy
Hilarious, I saw that sh*t right away!! poor gal

Her vagina looks like it's gone 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo. Superficial writer! I know you're reading this! Hire me! It's just science.

it would be so awesome to fuck her. Nothing validates my manhood like knowing I am the 4,004, 427 person to do it.

the hot pink thing with fringes looks more like something that should be fucked that that blanched diseased prune thing...

Obviously she was harmlessly displaying herself in the whore position when out of nowhere a pap swooped in for the unsuspecting shot. I hope this doesn't hurt her chances at the topless place. Things really seemed to be falling into place for her.

Herpes or HPV? Both.

look at pics 3 & 4, her hair is more thin than mine, and im a 36 yr old dude.

id lick it all night long

mmmmmmmmmmm

Is everyone here hallucinating? All I can see is a person brutally harassed by photographers, paparazzi, tabloid eaters etc.

Be careful, Lindsay. You are clutching that bindle way too tightly. The coke is going to sweat into the paper and send you into a psychotic lesbian rage when you get into the club bathroom and realize there's nothing left to pack up your crotch sniffing honker.

LOOKS GOOD TO ME

Wow, the paparazzi is really hard up for crotch shots. What? Not getting paid enough simply for stalking celebrities at the beach or grocery store? Jesus, this is wrong. Yes, she should be more careful and yes it looks like roast beef (and i'm pretty sure thats the end of a tampon string, not a wart). But come on, how many girls can honestly say they would be 100% innocent of flashing a camera (if there WAS one) while getting out of an automobile? This is just ridiculous and fuckin sexual harassment.

That's no labia. It's a battle station!

If I came out the club with my cock hanging out I'd get arrested.

You losers act like you've never seen an actually vagina before. Besides how is this her fault the camera is basically looking up her dress and the flash took care of the rest. I say whatever.

That's not a vagina, that's a ball.

...gnarly.

Are those her panties in her hand?

Also, I don't think that that's a wart or a tampon string. I think that she's leaking someone's...deposit.

Nasty. Some vagina's just look really bad like a guy with a severely bent dick. Just nasty.

All Lindsey has to do is stop whoring at 2am in the morning.

we're supposed to get horny now?
sorry, I PREFER HERPES!!

Scars and tooth marks....... now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.

Scars and tooth marks....... now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.

Scars and tooth marks....... now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.

Scars and tooth marks....... now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.

ewww pathetic, disgusting i wanna throw out, like wearing micro skirts? close your freaking legs!

@26 shes definately going bald, she has hair extensions can u imagine how would she look like with out them? omg!

The laser hair removal ad that popped up at the top of the page was a nice touch.

tampon string, people.

It's photoshop
sorry

I can't see a thing what's the big deal

FRENCH TOAST AND BISCUITS!!!!

Fuck the paps. Invading a person's space to the degree where you can take an upskirt as she gets out of a car is going too far and should be punishable by law. And yes, Lindsay Lohan is a person.

Why don't I see an uncensored version like others? I just see big pink stars over people's questionable spots on this website.

Must be really desperate to be pulling a Britney.

I predict we'll all be reading her obituary really soon...probably by Christmas of this year. She's a runaway train about to run out of track.

@48, she can't wear that... unless... there is no hymen OMGZ!

if i didn't know who she was, someone could tell me she was in her 40s and i'd believe it. seriously, i don't even care about her vag, she always looks haggard and tired and old. ugh and those gross junkie hands!

ps since when do they make flesh colored tampons??? definitely not a tampon string

I'd gladly munch on that for a few hours. Man.. is everybody in this forum female or just gay or something?

It's not her crotch that frightens me, it's aura of tobacco, booze and death that permeates her person - frankly, it stinks - it reeks so horribly, I'm 6000 miles away, and I'm still retching, but's probably because I have a good memory, oh used to have memory, thought of death stink start aneurysm, me sleep now, shit, bye,bye

@58
No we are not gay.
We are something... people with a right mind..
I have three alphabets for you.... S T fucking D

Lindsay continues to thrill us by pushing her hairy sexual envelope into any scene that is lucky enough to have it. Her talented roast beef curtains are the envy of all and will be the talk of the town for years to come.

Here's to you, Lindsay Lohan, and your wrinkled, purpled cunt. Long may it wave!

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Her vaginal is melting.

HER VAGINAL IS MELTING
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HER VAGINAL IS MELTING
HER VAGINAL IS MELTING

AND HER HEAD IS BALDING

Hallelo!

What warts? you wackjobs never seen Lilo's little L'inches before, her very distinctive pussy print and its more of the side Vag anyway. Frankly that was a disappointment I thought that flamingo was going to finally spread its wing for a flight.

As for the woefully thin hair in pics 3 & 4, hair loss can be a sign of malnutrition, anorexia nervosa and sometimes hardcore drug use.

She also looks like a shriveling skeleton. Having no body fat can make face wrinkles worse - or maybe she just has bad genes.

Either way...she needs help.

Ladies this is an example of fisting. Keep that vag in a nice condition by not practicing fisting.

Sorry haters - a cunt is a cunt. Given the opportunity, any straight guy would happily open those meat curtains. Man, how many gay guys visit this site?

Why do all these celebrity bitches carry their cell phone/Blackberry/whatever? They have these gigantic purses for what? Spare shoes?

Badly-wrapped kebab. Better make it a gyro.

sick rotten world we live in and we are not better than the muslims we murder in our disrespect for women. how this is legal is beyond me, but then again, I am a white man with morals and in my society this would be considered stalking and the camermen would be arrested. TMZ is utter filth and harassment of the lowest order.
We need to go and move all our whtie christian types into several states and deny access to the lower order who are neither white nor christain. there degraded genetic are polluting ours.

Too much meat for the bun.

Are you guys fucking stupid? You act like you've never seen a real vagina before. That's what they look like...fuck you're retarded.

A present for me? Lindsay, you shouldn't have. NO, REALLY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! Besides, I don't know what I'd do with that thing. My bathroom plunger is busted, so I guess your legs could be the handles and I could use it to unclog my toilet?

*looks over his shoulder*

The misses is gone...

Calling Lindsay Lohan a fire crotch is not something that should be done. Not because it isn't a red hot, vibrating box of perpetual over stimulation, that serves as a tongue gymnasium. But because the term was hung on it by a loser who hung-hanged (sorry David Carradine, this isn't a shot at you) around with Paris Hilton. Why repeat something a loser like that would say. What has the world come to that we're quoting semi-tards. What kind of idiot would quote a semi-tard? I guess, "stupid is as stupid does."

I'd still hammer that poon, and I mean HAMMER!!

I dont think the paps went out of their way to get the money shot! if Lilo wasnt in a war against butt huggers and did not exit the vehicle like a cowboy, this would be just another boring night.

She is going bald. Sad.

It looks sad.

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It looks chewy.

The vag itself isn't photoshopped, but somebody (Fish?) tried to digitally remove a red circle someone had placed around it for emphasis. I feel bad for her. Everyone that comments that the paps are out of line with these upskirt shots are total hypocrites (myself included!!), b/c visiting the websites that post them creates the demand for them.

Hey...as long as shes not screwing africans, its all good.

That , my whiney, white guilt ridden, socialist, anti-American "friends", would contribute to the end of civilized society as we know it. A road that Nicole Simpson started paving and KK picked up on...gross.

Hey...as long as shes not screwing africans, its all good.

That , my whiney, white guilt ridden, socialist, anti-American "friends", would contribute to the end of civilized society as we know it. A road that Nicole Simpson started paving and KK picked up on...gross.

@75

I am glad my pussy DOESN'T look like that. Mine looks way more tender. Trust me. Not ALL pussies look like that. Maybe yours look like that, I don't know. Not mine.

Hohan returns showing of her hoo-ha

Lohan vagina, it's the other white meat!

Lohan vagina, it's the other white meat!

Who is Lindsey Lohan?

shot gun bang, wtf is up with that thang...

I fancy a bacon butty now for some reason.

Does anyone else see the wart?

I'm not kidding.

Pass the salt

Duuuude is that a tampon string??? Grosssss

i love Lindsay, te amo lindsay podria estar abajo todo el dia !!!

I think i do see a vaginal wart. If not someone grab a stick and poke it to see if it moves or shoots venom out. Wheres the Ghostbusters when you need them . I certainly know thats not the Stay-puff marshmallow man down there.

stubble lips

Hey, I'm hungry, fry that thing up!

I really thought her vagina would be mordor, but I can see from this photograph that one DOES simply walk into it.

My fantasies are ruined

Ugh..she looks absolutely horrible.

And the vagina! If she wasn't wearing panties and it was hanging out, that would be bad enough. But she's IS wearing panties, and it's STILL hanging out. Gross.

If you're not a guy, you're genitals should not be flappy enough to hang out of your underwear. That's science!!

;) Twizz

No 102. ... "you're" genitals ? Good one ...

Holy crap,that looks pretty sore.Who is responsible for that?

The body guard in #8 is sporting wood!

(made ya look!)

It looks like many licklicks!

That's no present to anyone. Why are you punishing us? :P

Is there anybody around her with hard skin on his/her/its tongue?

i'd hit that

As a connoisseur of fine labia, I gotta say that's nasty.

In all my born days I have never seen anyone with less self esteem for herself excepting for her lack of regard for her fellow mankind (all inclusive).

I guess she has had sex so often that now the faucet just stays on.

I am taking Chlorox cloths to wipe off my seating in public venues from now on - six degrees of separation and all that.

@Everyone saying you'd "hit that"... just how desperate are you?

Sure, yea it's a vagina, but really... are you THAT desperate to "hit" a nasty ass one like that?

I'd rather go get it from someone that hasn't be torn up from the floor up for the past 5 years. It's just gross. Any man with self-respect wouldn't go NEAR that thing.

@Everyone saying you'd "hit that"... just how desperate are you?

Sure, yea it's a vagina, but really... are you THAT desperate to "hit" a nasty ass one like that?

I'd rather go get it from someone that hasn't be torn up from the floor up for the past 5 years. It's just gross. Any man with self-respect wouldn't go NEAR that thing.

slut

Seriously. That's what pussies look like.

that is flippin nasty. she totally has genital warts!!! Having sex with ever guy on the planet will do that to you.

"34. zini - June 5, 2009 11:40 PM

If I came out the club with my cock hanging out I'd get arrested."

-- The severity of the charges are based on "impact". For you, it'd only be a misdemeanor...

NASTAY - looks like a 90 year old ballsack

I think, once again, Jonah Hill in "Superbad" said it best: "Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me."

What? Have any of you even seen a vagina?

Thats not her Vagina, thats a little bit of one of her labia majora. You guys must be the sex-starved, virgin losers I assumed you were. Learn some female anatomy, and maybe you can learn how to please a woman.

tampon string!!! gimme a break.

As for everyone that says "havent you guys seen a vagina" yea weve seen them, they just dont look like that except in bad porn movies. Ive never seen a roast beef torn up vagina like that or else I might be scarred for life.

#125 for the last time that is not a vagina! that is part of her labia majora and mons pubis which is part of the VULVA. the vagina is the actual hole that babies come out of. The vulva is made of all the external female sex organs (the prepuse and glans of the clitoris, labia etc) INCLUDING the entrance to the vagina but that is clearly not visible here.

I'm sorry, but is sex education and biology really taught that badly? I suppose it is excusable in a teenager but Fish is presumably a man in his late 20s and he still thinks that is a "vagina".

I've decided I don't like presents.

She's still hot and I'd fuck the shit out of her.

And all you pathetic masturbators that troll this site with one hand on the mouse and the other on your sad little 3-inch boners would do the same.

Only I'd have the balls do a few rails off her tits first, then fuck her six ways to Sunday. You sad little trolls would burst your packets in about 3 seconds, than make a beeline for the nearest computer so you could wank off again as you post trashtalk on celeb gossip sites.

wait, so different girls have different-looking labia? that's disgusting! (sarcasm)

I assume this is the first time you have visited the Superficial because most of the males on this website are pretty open when they want to bone a chick.

I assume this is the first time you have visited the Superficial because most of the males on this website are pretty open when they want to bone a chick.

Old saying: If it has the glory hole and a heartbeat, it gets blood sausage meat! Except for Paris Hilton. That chick doesn't fuck dicks, she melts 'em!

looks like a baby rat.

why you showin them coochie lips, gettin outside the car. Paparazzi hanging all around you, bitch. You once were a super star.

Put your panties on. put that pussy away.

she looks like megan Fox. Very similar features.

Um, in case you didn't notice, no one calls genitals by their proper medical name. In fact a virgin or ridiculous sex-starved-highly strung- ranting on message boards old hag is about the only one likely to be correcting genital word usage, and demanding people who are casually talking about genitals to use the precise medical terms instead. Oh wow! You know what a labia is, I guess that means you're not a virgin! Point proven! Congratulations... ??

The whole point is that if it is her labia it looks horrid and a monster, deformed version of one. Thus I think it's quite sensible of people to just refer to any part of her crotch as her "vagina" because we do not know exactly what we are looking at, and the whole thing in general looks disgusting. I mean I left a comment but it didn't get posted, I said it looked more like a tear from a prenancy (episostomy scar) than a bit of labia, and it in no way looks like a string from a tampon.

I have another word usage concerning genitals that may bother you: You are a dick. Or is it a large cock ? or is it penis ? Or do I need to specify which part? Okay, you, annoying idiot, are a fucking glans.

FYI - vagina is mainly used for comedic affect. Fish is also so stupid that he said celebs should wear more deodorant to stop sweat patches. Deodorant is for odor, not an sweat which would need anti perspirant. So if you really want something to bitch about, go and find that post and bitch about that, glans.

*Epiostomy Scar..

Guys if you want to read some horror stories... about pregnant women literally slitting open down below during labor, look up the above, or 'pregnancy tear' or 'scared of tearing' Oh... My...God..

i'll try to find the link I just had

her left knee???? or her third tits? wtf

It looks a bit dishevelled.

wow u people are so shallow evefyone has a diff vagina learn more aboutr it give her a break atleast she is beaitufl and smart who cares its vagina no on ei s perfect

I'll forgive you for thinking that she's smart, luc, as you are obviously french and prone to bouts of mild retardation.

It probably looks like a withered up prune.

You can bleach teeth, can eye balls be bleached too?? Thats some sick shit right there. I hope the next dude brings a diver down flag or straps a 2x4 to his ass before he goes swimming in that junk...ick

Meat curtain!

Sorry guys but it is a tampon/tampax string that is in the pic so not melting/warts etc.

is no one else completely grossed out that these girls are running around in the shortest dresses ever sitting places with their raw vagina touching the chairs??? ugh. talk about STDs. you don't even have to have sex with them to catch their shit.

Hey, 103 (Kelley, AKA, grammar police):

Fuck off.

(Oh, I hope I spelled that right.)

#135, You just reffered to yourself as a loser in your name, since your post was in fact #135.

JEZUS. This twat has VAGINAL WARTS; HERPES if you will. I always thought she had a communicable disease (sheer & utter stupidity), but now I know it's much worse. She joins pairASS & SLUTney as charter members of the herpes club...

#128

Yup. I can't believe how some don't understand that some labias have herpes or HPV's (and in her case - probably both), and some don't.

So which STD(s) do you prefer on a woman's labia?

#148
I disagree. A whore gets paid.

Looks normal to me.

I didn't know there were tampons with skin-colored strings. So that's not a string. Also not a wart, which would be at least reddish or something, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!

if you had warts or any other STD and had money to take care of it, Wouldn't you??

sheeesh! No wonder this site is called the superficial.

And I've read comments for a while, and one of the dumbest ones if not THE dubmest has to come from the most uneducated person that has ever posted on this site. And the award goes to #145. I mean, it's a combination of ignorance, stupidity, resentment and lack of a healthy sex life. Which is tough. Sorry, Katie.

Damn!

Looks normal to me.

I didn't know there were tampons with skin-colored strings. So that's not a string. Also not a wart, which would be at least reddish or something, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!

if you had warts or any other STD and had money to take care of it, Wouldn't you??

sheeesh! No wonder this site is called the superficial.

And I've read comments for a while, and one of the dumbest ones if not THE dubmest has to come from the most uneducated person that has ever posted on this site. And the award goes to #145. I mean, it's a combination of ignorance, stupidity, resentment and lack of a healthy sex life. Which is tough. Sorry, Katie.

Damn!

Classy.

That's a tampon string people !!!!!!!!

Looks like last nights lasagne. YUMMY!!!

She does ass to mouth... at least when I close my eyes she does...

It appears her lovers enjoy tugging on the lips.

Yeah but no amount of money can get rid of herpes. It's a virus, same with HIV.

Which is a bummer, and probably why so many celebs still have it. It's not like they have herpes for the fun of it. That's also why it's not a promiscuity thing. But it still has that dirty/unsafe sex stigma around it.

not just her giina--but so MAnY parts of her remind me of a 70-year-OLD lady.--her hands, her legs, her face.... Sad what's become of her.

No I didn't because editing posts isn't available and I corrected my mistake right after I posted/noticed it. It's called a TYPO, and they are hilarious and stupid sometimes. Glad you enjoyed it, but you get no awards for pointing something extremely obvious out. Something that was in fact corrected 2 seconds later. I was actually supposed to specifiy that 124 and 125 were the same people, so I shouldn't have said loserS, just loser. Oh well. Ha ha ha... etc.

Looks like a piece of regurgitated beef jerky got stuck to her panties.

On second thought, what's the difference?

If you ran around town with a camera taking upskirts of strangers you'd get arrested. How are these creeps not up on charges?

What a disgusting cunt. And her twat's pretty ugly, too.

ever tried peeling apart a warm grilled cheese sandwich!!!!!!

Is it that hard to wear underwear? I guess not, if it's taken off as frequently as it is with her.

she looks meaty down there...and if you look closer it looks like it's pierced!

who gets out of a car like that? she's just asking for it.

i want to put my dick in that pussy it is sexy

Where is the link to the more famous one?

That chick is probably looser than a glass of water. It looks like she's been sucking golf balls through garden hoses with something other than her mouth. She could probably drive a golf ball straight out of that "thing" further than Tiger Woods on his best day. Remember that commercial where the guy picks up a bowling ball with a vacuum? That's what I'm talkin' about.

I would gladly let her urinate all over my body.

Tampon string?