Jun 2 2009Lady GaGa wants foursome with Jonas Brothers

Lady GaGa apparently fantasizes about a Jonas Brothers gang-bang, PopCrunch reports:
The 23-year-old "Love Game" singer -- a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey -- and she's not at all put off by the persistent presence of the promise rings Kevin, Nick, and Joe wear to stay chaste until marriage.
"I love The Jonas Brothers, they're very talented. I met them once. I'd like to have a foursome with them."
Great, these kids already think having premarital sex will cause the Baby Jesus to ground them from Nintendo, and now Lady Gaga wants to trap them in a room with her naked body. Horrible idea. They could probably be molested by their own father in a cowboy outfit and walk away less psychologically scarred.

Reader Comments
1. daryl - June 2, 2009 3:29 PM
total joke. first
2. lulu - June 2, 2009 3:33 PM
skank
3. Earn$100 Per Day with PPC - June 2, 2009 3:37 PM
just threw up in my mouth!
4. Where's Darkwing Duck? - June 2, 2009 3:38 PM
UGLIEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DARK SPOT BETWEEN HER LEGS?
5. Adam - June 2, 2009 3:39 PM
Attention whore that needs to be shot. Now.
6. Kevin - June 2, 2009 3:48 PM
I agree what is that dark spot near her vag?
7. Superbiggerevil - June 2, 2009 3:51 PM
@ #6 - It's probably the top of one of those Jonas Brothers heads. He's trying to make a break for it.
8. Richard McBeef - June 2, 2009 3:52 PM
Marilyn Manson always looked better with black hair.
9. Randal - June 2, 2009 4:01 PM
If such a thing did come to pass, it would be an explosion of musical talent from which shock waves of lyrical mastery would emanate to engulf the earth with top hit single after top hit single.
It certainly would rock the musical industry to its knees but I don't think everyone is ready for that just yet.
Randal
10. Mallory - June 2, 2009 4:06 PM
She's so gross.
She tries so hard to be unique and different... but she's just gross and dumb. Her style kills me. Can you say ATTENTION WHORE?!?!?!?
11. havoc - June 2, 2009 4:11 PM
She's a three-holer for sure.....
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12. RichPort's Ghost - June 2, 2009 4:22 PM
She looks lost... like Randal's comments on most of these threads...
13. nicefrenchgurl - June 2, 2009 4:28 PM
she should get a bikini trim
14. Papahotnuts - June 2, 2009 4:29 PM
If I were a Jonas brother, I would book a ticket on the next Air France flight from Brazil heading toward a thunderstorm.
Too soon?
15. kat - June 2, 2009 4:32 PM
um wow, papahotnuts -
ur a fuckin douche.
ur name says it all, u dumb fuck
16. mikeock01 - June 2, 2009 4:39 PM
Judy Jetson ...Crack Whore
17. nomaid - June 2, 2009 4:40 PM
if that will ever come to happen, the traffic from that porn on the internet will probably cause one world-wide server explosion
18. Papahotnuts - June 2, 2009 4:50 PM
kat- I apologize if a family member of your was on that flight. But think of the sky miles the airline is gonna throw your way for compensation. You can finally take that trip to Maryland and have your marriage be recognized as more than a civil union. You see, out of tradegy, many blessings are born.
19. Shallow Val - June 2, 2009 5:00 PM
One of those Jonas Brothers is ugly as sin. I guess he'll be the one coming in through the backdoor so she doesn't have to look at his mug.
20. ROUGH daddy - June 2, 2009 5:28 PM
She probably wants to strap it to these underage purists...curb your fantasies GAGA....
21. joe blow - June 2, 2009 5:38 PM
Wow, one of his testicles is hanging out...
22. :( - June 2, 2009 6:04 PM
She is completely revolting.
23. Uncle Eccoli - June 2, 2009 6:18 PM
She is fucking disgusting.
24. lisa - June 2, 2009 6:20 PM
dirty slut
25. alfalfa - June 2, 2009 6:34 PM
She is so shocking. I am constantly shocked by her wearing underwear in public and saying outrageous things.
26. Yoda - June 2, 2009 6:39 PM
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, is that a testicle hanging out?
27. music video lyrics - June 2, 2009 7:00 PM
thanxxx, soo sexyy singerr myy sexyxx
28. Woolcifer - June 2, 2009 7:14 PM
Does she ever change that ugly fuckin' outfit? Jeezsch.
29. Woolcifer - June 2, 2009 7:14 PM
Does she ever change that ugly fuckin' outfit? Jeezsch.
30. Charley Kane - June 2, 2009 7:14 PM
Ugly, untalented and sexually sick - what a waste of space.
31. Dirk the Impailer - June 2, 2009 8:03 PM
Why, oh why, does she want to turn the boys gay?!?!?!?!?
32. Stumpnasty - June 2, 2009 8:19 PM
wow #21 you just made my day lol
33. KingDaddy - June 2, 2009 9:17 PM
Is that Lady Caca Vaggina hanging out? Its cool, its probably big...wide
34. KingDaddy - June 2, 2009 9:49 PM
Is that Lady Caca Vaggina hanging out? Its cool, its probably big...wide
35. gerard vandenberg - June 3, 2009 1:20 AM
ONE FOR HER PUSSY, ONE FOR HER ASS, ONE IN HER MOUTH AND THE LAST JONAS HAS TWO EARS WHERE IT FITS IN, folks!!
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37. toolboy - June 3, 2009 8:59 AM
So this Record Exec marketing scheme goes out in public with Yoko Ono shades on and a mudflap hanging out? Soooooo edgy...meh.
38. Captain - June 3, 2009 9:15 AM
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39. what a joke - June 3, 2009 9:45 AM
I'm curious to see how far this piece of trash will go to try to maintain her "shocking" persona. What's next, eating shit on stage?
40. Darth - June 3, 2009 9:54 AM
Are the Jonas Brothers adult yet? Otherwise it's paedophilia.
41. Nero - June 3, 2009 9:56 AM
She's quite a kinky girl!
42. She's BOOGLY - June 3, 2009 10:30 AM
This bitch is the ultimate publicity whore. She'll do anything (look how she's dressed), or say anything ("I'm bisexual, I want a gang bang") to get attention. She's a disgusting twat; we should just ignore her...
43. michxel - June 3, 2009 6:19 PM
She wants joe´s dick in her mouth, kevin´s in her ass and nick´s in her pussy/testicle jajaja____ she is sooo fuckin sick!
why is she soo stupid? and disgustin?
B-I-T-C-H!
PD: a foursome... x.x __ im gonna kill her
44. bitingontinfoil - June 3, 2009 7:45 PM
MY EYES! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD & HOLY!!
Holy shit whatta mess! Lady GAGa is reminding me of a plump, female Marily Manson.
And WTF is that near her vagaygay? Wait...I don't wanna know
*faints*
45. bitingontinfoil - June 3, 2009 7:46 PM
@PAPAHOTNUTS: U, dear sir, are a fucking douche.
46. H_Chick - June 3, 2009 8:49 PM
@ bitingontinfoil!!
Well said BOTF!
Actually I wondered if that WAS maybe a bit of VaGaGa making a vain escape bid.
If I was that VaJayJay (To give it the more correct and anotomical name!) even I would likely be screaming NOOO YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! at some of the things that are likely passing through those portals.
Cruelty to Tampons!!
47. yerr GaGa not blatant attention seeking , nope, not again - June 4, 2009 1:22 AM
I had to lol at the intensity of commenter #4
"lol"
that's all
48. bitingontinfoil - June 6, 2009 12:06 AM
@46...thanks!
however, there is no POSSIBLE WAY I could refer to that as a vajajay....a runaway previously inverted penis? possibly....a nasty "we don't wanna know where it came from" stain? probably...
but a vagina///nope can't be
49. bitingontinfoi - June 6, 2009 12:07 AM
@47: what, you never knew Kanye commented here?
50. Derek Brown - June 6, 2009 2:47 AM
The sooner they send this "person" back to NYC in ball and chains the sooner the rest of us will be able to walk the streets in safety again. Imagine if your 4 and 5 year old kids saw her live and in the flesh :( They'd be having nightmares for the rest of their natural lives. Hang on that's her target audience isn't it ?
51. jess - June 9, 2009 4:10 AM
what an absolute penis!!! wearing shit like that to get paps
52. Taylor - June 24, 2009 2:24 PM
Why does everyone think purity rings are so funny? "Baby Jesus would ground them from Nintendo?" Why is it so bad to believe in God and be committed? I for one admire them for being so committed and not caring what others think.
Okay we get it, Lady GaGa is a slu*. Jonas Brothers actually have morals and dignity. Why is that so funny to everyone
53. Erin - June 28, 2009 1:37 PM
shes a dirt hoe how needs to get her head pinched in
54. Mckenna - June 29, 2009 5:09 PM
thats discusting shes a slut i used to love her music now i kow why she writes that music i want to stab her i n the neck
55. mikki - July 19, 2009 9:21 PM
omg i used to like her songs but not her now i cant stand anything that has to do with her. LETTME JUST SAY #52 WOW thank u....atleast sum1 sees the truth.
56. mikki - July 19, 2009 9:21 PM
omg i used to like her songs but not her now i cant stand anything that has to do with her. LETTME JUST SAY #52 WOW thank u....atleast sum1 sees the truth.
57. mikki - July 19, 2009 9:21 PM
omg i used to like her songs but not her now i cant stand anything that has to do with her. LETTME JUST SAY #52 WOW thank u....atleast sum1 sees the truth.
58. Helen - August 25, 2009 7:00 AM
LADY GAGA you're sick! bur you're music's OK, but I don't like it much. I don't get it. Why can't you just be someone you are and stop seeking attention?? It might help and get everyone to be your fan.
FYI: you can't turn the world gay.
FOURSOME???? THAT"S SO sickkkk
59. FuLuoLiang - September 8, 2009 4:01 PM
now i feel less alone
60. anonymous - October 7, 2009 11:20 PM
lady gaga can do better than the jonas brothers. they suck.
61. carmen - October 9, 2009 12:47 PM
helloa a tu músicme encant
62. carmen - October 9, 2009 12:48 PM
hello me encanta tu música