Jun 19 2009Kristen Bell in a bikini

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FAIL Kristen Bell. How is obscurity treating you?

Mmmm Yes, me likely

You must not set your aim too high then.

WOW she could cut glass with those nipples in the first pic!

DO NOT WANT!

jk jk jk..
MOAR!

She could cut glass with that nose too...eww, big nostrils like that are just ugly. Typically there's too much plastic surgery involved (ew, Katie Price and her penis), but she could use a little bone shaving.

I only like chicks who do anal and I bet she's too prudish for that.

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@ Devious: You're right! Her nose is very Tom Cruise and it doesn't even look good on him!

Midget Saddlebagggggs!!!!

#12 - True, when the fat on your outer thigh creates a shadow (pic #9).....

Nice saddlebag thighs, fattie.

She put on her glasses to read the book "A Young Girl's Guide to Developing the Thighs of a Middle-Aged Secretary".

A vegetarian by day, a meat eater in the sack.

You are all freaking retarded. She looks great. Love how you morons only like the bodies of women who have had plastic surgery to fix every single little flaw. That's exactly why there is such a problem with women and self image these days. Freaking ass hats.

May I please squirt my warm ejaculate inside your tight, lubricated vagina?

She looks fucking fat. What the fuck? She used to be hot. I guess that's what happens when you are getting banged by some tattooed freak. Her calves look like Brittney's fat calves. What a disappointment.

YUMMY!!

I would fuck the hell out of Kristen Bell. I could care less how bad these photos portray her. I would put it in her butt and hope the anal leakage would seap into her vagina and produce offspring... I can't think of a more awesome way to conceive a child than anal leakage with Kristen Bell.

I would fuck the hell out of Kristen Bell. I could care less how bad these photos portray her. I would put it in her butt and hope the anal leakage would seap into her vagina and produce offspring... I can't think of a more awesome way to conceive a child than anal leakage with Kristen Bell.

Kristin is looking damn good! I find it hard to believe any guy posting on here wouldn't hit that.

the only thing that absolutely bothers me about her is her eyes...they are too close to each other and she has a lazy eye...i think she's way overrated..kinda like how brook shields is...too manly for me!

the only thing that absolutely bothers me about her is her eyes...they are too close to each other and she has a lazy eye...i think she's way overrated..kinda like how brook shields is...too manly for me!

the only thing that absolutely bothers me about her is her eyes...they are too close to each other and she has a lazy eye...i think she's way overrated..kinda like how brook shields is...too manly for me!

Who the fuck goes to the beach to read and play Fucking Scrabble??? I mean he's reading Manhunter... If you haven't read that book yet, you might as well go back to the 80's and start all over again. But I do have to say, when she put on those librarian glasses I had to pause...... for station identification.

She looks great! She is maybe a few pounds heavier than in the bikinni scenes in Sarah Marshall, but she's on vacation so who cares?

Strange combination of a thin torso with small booobs, and fat legs with cankles and WIDE thighs. She's cute nonetheless.

Some on, this site used to be funny and now all it is is bikini shots and Megan Fox. You should change it to THEBikiniANDFoxShow.com. So annoying. The writer isn't even funny anymore.

thats about the sexiest little bikini I have seen on a celebrity this year.

WOOOOWEEEE! GIRL GOT A KOOL-AID BODY...

WOOOOWEEEE! GIRL GOT A KOOL-AID BODY...

so, so hot. i mess veronica mars. damn, kristin is looks so yummy! i'd swallow her whole.

She looks wonderful.

I would much rather see Dax Shepard than 16 pictures of "generic-girl-wearing-bathing-suit". He was Frito, damnit!!!
Fuck.

Slightly above average Nebraska girl.

looks like hayden panettieres body but with the shoulders of a linebacker

Rob is right!

I would love to drape my ankles over those shoulders...

Also, I am a man.

What happened to **this** Kristen? (See link)

I want that one.

I don't know who 80% of these women are.

You should just post pictures of attractive women in bikinis and forget about the quasi-celebrity connection.

I think she's adorable. Although, she has put on some weight. Oh well.

Kristen Bell, (aka Veronica Mars)...

I would do her any way that she told me to. My life, is simply to please her sexually. My schlong was made specifically to give her pleasure, and the big 'O'. Kristen, you complete me. Do you like anal? I will spank you, you naughty little girl. You have such a fine, poopchute, it gives me one extra hole to leave my protein shake in. You will guzzle, you will enjoy you pink little love tunnel being pounded, and then finally you will be screaming my name, as I bounce on your dirt tunnel.

I only read The Superficial writer's captions every once in a while. And everytime I do, I see he uses the same words. Always the "then again" resource, or talking about Jesus or some sort of illogical comment about end of days, aliens, or the universe.

I suppose I read captions too often. I promise to cut way back.

Good,healthy looking girl.It's a good sign that she's visibly satisfied with her body.

.........SWIMMING IN A SMOKING ISN'T THAT EASY, folks!!

Ok. I'm officially sick of these "she's so fat", "thunder thighs" comments!! First of all, she's not even average, she's still SLIM! And certainly not FAT. Wake up. In the real world (and I'm not even saying she portrays it) women don't have a skeleton like stick figure that makes them look like 12-year old boys. In the real world, bodies have imperfections, curves and bumps, that can't be Photoshopped away.

That said, I'm truly depressed that the Punk'd retard gets to bang that thing every night. :(

I would fuck that girls bum. She has nice titties. Jump her bones anyday.

WoW, what a woman. Nice to see her in that blue "dress" very attractive. thx for the pics.

Regards Handy Andy

Titless freak, she looks like shit here. I never understood her hype, i think she is average at best and get a tan you pasty bitch. Gross... this is just NOT hot.

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!

WHEN DID SHE GROW A PAIR OF BRITNEY SPEARS STUMPY CHEETOS LEGS? UGH

She's a babe and those are some of the stoutest boobies you'll ever see. Nice figure. On the minimal side, her taste in bikinis as to their color (not style) is not great.

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WTF is a Dax Shepphard? Some kind of new breed?

I'm just kidding, I would say that an ugly mutt like him gives all of us regular schmucks hope, but she's not looking too special here.

She is thin but she doesn't know the gym

I'm sorry folks but you're terminally gay if you find Kristen unattractive.

her body is fine but her eyes creep me out - something is just not right with them

She was really hot in Sarah Marshall but she looks fat to me in these.

Hey @24, 25, 26...

The thing that absolutely bothers ME is that you don't have the brains to click on the mother-fucking "Post Your Comment" button only the one time that is required!

And what the fuck do you know abour her eyes? Are you her makeup artist or something? Maybe you would be happy if she were to have her eye sockets spread apart thru some magical surgical procedure or some such shit.

She's a cute woman, so shut the fuck up already. Ignorant fucking cretin!

FUGLY, PASTY, TREE STUMP LEGS

To all those 'She's too fat" and "I wouldn't do her" bullshit artists...
are you only attracted to stick-thin chicks who look like 14 year old boys?

This is what years of jacking off to MAXIM does to you.

Dax Sheppard is having sex with Kristen Bell and Jamie Kennedy is having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt. The world has gone mad.

Kristen Bell is popular because she looks attainable. It is easier for guys to imagine being with her than a genuinely beautiful woman. That is also why she does not incite jealousy from girls like other women.

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Those glasses look bad, but nice body!

Fat! But I'd screw her like I was on fire. So pasty....

Kristen Bell Kristen Bell Kristen Bell. How does she stay that pale in the sun? It's MAGIC.

She seems pleasant, too:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-kristen_bell_must_work_out.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0

@ 24, 61 - That's GOOOOD cockeyed. Like Dixie Chicks cockeyed, or some of those Victorias Secret models. Better than Karen Black.

Water seems to be pretty cold :)