Jun 26 2009Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian in bikinis

I'd hit it

Damn!!! thats a huge ASS!

FIRST!

they are trying too hard to be sexy but theyre pretty

America. Fuck yeah.

Those girls ate well off OJs money. Wonder what he's having for dinner today?

Khloe is not pretty, she is a pig dog.

You gotta love these 2 chicks; they're just like their sister (no talent, contribute nothing, do nothing, brains of nothing). Expect the "piss in my face" sex tapes to be released soon...

Eighth!!!

Uh... without the fake tits, and over tans they'd be a couple of hoes I saw down on broadway two days ago.

I think the photographer assistant in pic #19 is better looking and you can't even see her face.

@9 you fail !

why cant they have a heart attack? god knows they are well over due one !

PS i would still do them both from behind and not pull out ;P

@9 you fail !

why cant they have a heart attack? god knows they are well over due one !

PS i would still do them both from behind and not pull out ;P

Kourtney is hot, but Khloe is a fucking pig. She makes me want to vomit.

they should rename the show "Gaudy & Chubs do Miami"

Kourtney is homely looking, give me Khloe's phat ass anytime.

_____ in bikini. _____ in bikini. _____ + _____ in bikini. FUCK THIS SHIT. I'M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS SITE.

I think kim is hot.yes she has a large ass. that is not her problem. The problem is that she perfers dark meat instead of white meat

I think kim is hot.yes she has a large ass. that is not her problem. The problem is that she perfers dark meat instead of white meat

Kourtney, on your knees. Wait, did I just say that out loud? I think she's the best looking of the three Kardashian sisters. She needed to be in Playboy, not Kim.

Kourtney is hotter than Kim. There i said it.

Kourtney's breasts look very hard and very around. Implants?

They're all disgusting sluts. I would like to shit on all of them and wash it off with my piss

I think I could love every bone in Kourtney's body, especially mine.

Apparently ridiculously oversized plastic tits run in the family?

I wonder if she likes to get pissed on too....

Positively bovine.

What I find amusing about all the fat comments on this website is that in real life, you would beg for girls like these. You know, ones with a pulse, not in your magazines or your unbelievably large I still-live-at-home-with-my-parents- porn collection.

Although please dont stop on my behalf, you provide me with much laughter filled entertainment. You know, when Im not having sex with real people. (Its great, you should try it!)

Kourtney needs to stay the fuck out of the sun. She's adding 15 years to her age. She looks like a 45 year old divorcee. I know she's gained a couple pounds which is not biggie but did she get new tits recently?

ehh.

sure, they are about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

but id give them both a good beefing.

cept the big one. maybe from the back.

Oh momma.
Kourtney is super fine.
Damn.

I wish...

Dog Face Afteroon.

They are dead behind their eyes...

i gotta pee.

Kourtney is hot, but Khloe looks like a fucking 4-H entry!

omg them goign to miami is the greatest thing all year, bring on all the ass shots of kourt, i wana bang that soooo bad!!!!!

When are M.D. Craft and all these other idiot photogs going to realize...we DON'T CARE about faces on this site. Especially if the word "Kardashian" accompanies the slug. Asses people. We only care about asses.

well, the family kardashian make us relieve the news of the past days.
BUT ONLY KIM CAN "SOLVE IT", folks!!

Why is it so hard for everyone to accept that the Kardashian sisters have naturally large breasts? You idiots are a bunch of losers.

Hmm I guess Kourtney is the prettiest of the 3.. that is my opinion!!!!!!!!!!!

@ #38: Kourtney's breasts are fake. It's been mentioned in 2 episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

#38 YOU ARE STUPID, CUZ KOURTNEY ADMITTED THAT SHE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY.

Hola!

Ladies-

May I please squirt my warm, salty ejaculate deep inside one of your tight, hairy vaginas?

(wait a few minutes, watch some Judge Judy and munch on a slice of pizza while I work up another batch)

...and then pump a lesser concentrated amount of baby batter into gorilla box #2?

Sincerely,
Mr. Class

ohhh not to bust in but Soulja is getting tatted live on ustream right now and Tila is there :P
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/souljaboytellem

Khloe is pretty hot, all she needs to do is exercise to tone up some more and she'll have a really great body.

Oooh Kourtney has an amazing body and lovley skin tone, but meh her face is ok.

What's Fish talking about in the 8th pic? I see nothing.

Neither of these slags are hot at all, I don't know what's in the Kool-Aid you pinheads are drinking. They're both average looking at best and have the bodies of middle aged soccer moms...

People like the Kardashians and Paris Hilton make me not like our country sometimes :-(

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP POSTING THESE SKANKS!!!!!

THEY... AREN'T... NEWS!!!!

(OR CELEBRITIES)

@40 & 41 - haaaahahahah! Not all of us are so pathetic to watch reality shows about these nobodies or any reality shows for that matter. But good for you that you find some way to stay entertained. LOL.

#50...

If you dont like it- leave.

Oh, and go fuck yourself

If Khloe chopped off one of her boobs she'd look just like an amazon.

They look like a family of monkeys of sasquatches. No wonder the negroids love them

JUICY
OH BEHAVE
YEAH BABY!!!!!

i think the kardashians are fucking gorgeous.

I'd hit all of the sisters - with a speeding bus.

I know she's gained a couple pounds which is not biggie but did she get new tits recently?

house episode

I know she's gained a couple pounds which is not biggie but did she get new tits recently?

house episode

How exactly are they gonna take Miami? I hate the way they talk. Ugh,.

wow, she is so sexy, love her very much. i saw more her private sexy pics on her profile on ...-==millio nair ech ats C/o/m==, she wrote blog there. she is sincere to make friends there.

Come on girls you can do better than that,,,I find more sexiness in my JC Penny catalogs...I like; i can handle anything stance of pic # 2...thats it!

#56, I agree. I think all 3 of them are very pretty. I'm not a fan of them though, nor do I watch their show. I didn't even know who they were until I started coming to this website (yes, I live under a rock. Sue me). Khloe seems to be the most down to earth and more intelligent of the 3. People call her an amazon because she's tall..and Kourtney/Kim are quite short. Lame.

When will they please just go away.....

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MN gives thumbs UP!

YOURE ALL FUCKING RETARDS. Every single woman that gets posted on here you say has a dog face. So who doesnt have a dog face? Have you people ever met a woman that you didnt find something wrong with? I wonder what you all fucking look like. Buncha ugly bastards. Stfu cause these women would never date you.

YOURE ALL FUCKING RETARDS. Every single woman that has her picture posted on this site you find something wrong with. You say they have dog faces. Shut the fuck up I wonder what you all look like. Fucking ugly bastards. These women would never date you. Have you ever seen a girl that you have found nothing wrong with? Stop picking out peoples imperfections.

i actually think the short ones boob job is decent
they dont look hard or bolted on, theyre a decent size for her frame, and theyre not perfectly round. as far as boob jobs go hers bad

Hello?

What fucking trash! And who are they to be flicking off the paprazzi? Without them, they wouldn't even be famous. Fucking whores.

if you look close on the first hi res pic you see nipples

By "Take Miami" do they mean "Eat Miami"?

Kourtney is totally fuckable.....

The Yeti, not so much.

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I actually like the kardashians but their store is way too expensive!
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I didn't know Kourtney was so thick.

Khourtney is much prettier than her slutty sister kim. It looks like she got major porno sized bolt on fake titties, also; she needs to be naked & in a sex tape...

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I officially hate this fucking site. The Superficial has become stupid, and he's just advertising for shows on E.

Screw this. TMZ is so much better.

I officially hate this fucking site. The Superficial has become stupid, and he's just advertising for shows on E.

Screw this. TMZ is so much better.

I officially hate this fucking site. The Superficial has become stupid, and he's just advertising for shows on E.

Screw this. TMZ is so much better.

Its interesteing to me how different they all look, yet the same. Kourtney is short and looks full on Armenian, Kim is a little taller and thicker and a little lighter skinned and Khloe and thick and has gross moles all over her and looks white? I wonder if they all have the same father, because I think there is a chance tha Khloe's father could not be Mr. Kardashian based on her difference in appearance???

@84
me and my sister look NOTHING alike and we have the same parents
i am tall, skinny + pale
she is short a bit chubby w/dark hair, skin + eyes

These chicks are quite humpable. . .

When we've nothing else better to do,like mowing the lawn,we hump them right?

How about having them mowing the lawn while humping them?

Do they like jungle sex?

god DAMN i love a big ass! NOM NOM NOM!

Wow!

Kourtney's gorgeous..' always was prettier than Kim, if you ask me... who has had too much work done..
So what if Kourt gotta boob job..when you work out, etc your boobies dissapear.

Yikes, ...and Khloe is looking better than Kim these days.
Kim looks like a Tranny. Who gets a serious brow lift at like 27?
weird...

All of them look great , though...Poor Bruce is the only one who started out very handsome and went femme with too much surgery...like Mickey Rourke.

But both are very cool guys and that is WAYYYY sexier than what they look like! IMHO!

Some of you guys act like you've never seen a hot, skinny chick with big tits and a big ass. I see chicks that looks like this, and better, at my work, school and local bar everyday. That one chick looks like a man (I dont even know her name and dont care to) and the other just looks like your everyday, generic chick with a skinny body and fake tits. If I was at the beach the same day as these fools I would probably have spit on them.

I wanna see Kim Kardashian in a bikini who cares about her sisters...
http://www.celebrityspills.com

ya screw this TMZ is replacing this site.

I don't know which one is which (and boy, am I proud of that statement) but the one with the ass wrap is heinous. African print bikini, though, will be fuckable for about 2 more years until she is a total whale like the one with the ass wrap.

These womens cunts would be too loose. Only fuck them in the bum.

haha, i bet the posters saying they're "frakkin hot" are the girls themselves,
some girls are bigger than others
some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

These worthless hags deserve the world's most harsh rebuke.

Now you know why the burka was created.

Mr. Class
#43....this day, you are MY hero.

HITLER
P.S. I LOVE KIDS!!!

Hundreds of little kids would have been happy if the wax used to get these two ready for a bikini shoot had been made into crayons instead

Built like a brick shithouse!

As the immortal R. Crumb would say.

no g-string ! boring !!!

I'm a girl, and I think the Kardashian sisters are hot!
I love Khoe cos she is beautiful without feeling the need to be stick insect like the rest of hollywood. Her sisters are cool too like her.
Girls like them and Scarlett Johansson are so much hotter than skinny bony girls cos they are healthy and it shows.

why is the other one wearing a wrap
her butt looks yummy

why is the other one wearing a wrap
her butt looks yummy

they both don't look uncomfortable
i guess they haven't perfected the slutty look kim has perfected

it comes naturally to her anyway the disgusting slut!

they both look uncomfortable
i guess they haven't perfected the slutty look kim has perfected

it comes naturally to her anyway the disgusting slut!

@18 you'd prefer dark meat too if you were carrying the Holland tunnel around between your legs.

Wow. Fake, fake, fake. Fake boobs, fake hair, fake celebrity.

Thes chicks are hot??? You people need to get out more - north of the mexican border.

These chicks are nothing special. I can go to the mall in a hick town and in an hour find a car load of chicks hotter then these girls. Khloe is just nasty. I dont mind a big girl, but when she has an ass face and no breasts and her body has no curves, why is she trying to use over priced african girdles to cover her fat ass.

I guess money will make people give up their pride in a heartbeat. Totally messed up that these trannies are even on tv and getting paid.

Billy Mays is dead now too!

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/nation/sns-ap-us-obit-billy-mays,0,7626829.story

I'd hit it with both of them.

But they are some stupid and selfish whores so I wouldn't want anything more than the temporary usage of their holes.

Armenians are the lowest form of life to ever walk God's green planet. Armenians have turned my city (Los Angeles) into a cesspool. Armenians are dirty dirty people, who should have been deleted from the face of this earth long ago.

These two fat bitches are useless stains on society, and you're all celebrating them? Tell me what they have done to deserve your praise and accolades. I'm serious, name one thing that these girl, and their fat sister are famous for...

Armenians are dirty dirty people. They stink.

They're attractive but not as pretty
as the Lohan sisters or the Spears sisters.
Ugly broads are jealous of all of them.

I think Kourtney is Prettier than Kim. They're all really gorgeous women though.

I'm not saying Kourtney's fat, but she used to be super skinny, too skinny when they were doing their reality show and she was still dating Scott. I wonder if he made her stay anorexic looking. Guys do that. I dated a guy like that and Scott seemed the controlling, asshole type... just sayin'.

Khourtney and Khloe Get Klamydia

thats a big bitch!

I don't know, there is something about Kourtney's wetback looking ass that I find hot. She's a pretty girl, and not as much of a whore as her other two sisters. She is prettiest one!

They are fabulous... My wife loves them!

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They both look like pug dogs. Actually that's an insult to pug dogs.

At least Kourtney does not eat as much as her big fat short wide hip fat ass sister Kim Kardaskank.

#118

Kourtney was never anorexic, but standing next to her two fat sisters would make her look anorexic. I suspect Kourtney has gained weight because she moved to Miami and all she has is her overeating sister to hang out with. I stay fit and if my boyfriend started getting fat I would let him know right away. No person can make another person stop overeating, so quit blaming men for anorexic females. Anorexic females are rare in the US because most Americans are fat like Kim and Khloe.

The short one is gorgeous.

just a couple of whores determined to make america accept "mom butt"

127

Absolutely! I could not have said it better!

I remember only fat moms wore girdle butts like Kim Kardasshian, and Kim is trying to make it sexy lol! Now these losers are trying to make money off of Kim's porn video fame with her fat fetish boyfriend.

that´s just a pretty fuckhole. prostitute material

that Kourtney is a royal piece of ass!

the other two really don't do much for me. Kim's butt is just bizarre...not sure how she keeps it clean to be honest.

"Stop picking out peoples imperfections." -Diana

Newsflash: this site's called the SUPERFICIAL.

"I think the photographer assistant in pic #19 is better looking and you can't even see her face."

Ha, I was drawn to her as well.

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Even though they like dark meat, I'd still eat them (among many other fun things)!!

Even though they like dark meat, I'd still eat them (among many other fun things)!!

Even though they like dark meat, I'd still eat them (among many other fun things)!!

Stop the Megan Fox overrating, this chick is like a million times hotter than Fox and ALL natural yet not overrated.

They're natural, look at their mother. All the girls have big asses & huge tits just like her. She's gonna have to chain the younger twin ones to a radiator once they hit puberty.

Am I the only one that thinks that Khloe is a cow and needs to leave that wrap tied around her mid-section so we don't have to look at her disgusting body. Kourtney on the other hand is by far the hottest of the sisters.

You have to love America. It's the only place you can become a famous millionaire because your step-father is a washed-up athlete (wonderful in his day) and your sister can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch and has an ass you can sit a drink on.

Ok, so the little one does sort of look like a mouse but I'd tap it all day long (or for at least 5 minutes) while sasquatch watches.

Kim looks better than both of them.

Want!!

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You know what? Khloe is the hottest because not only for her personality, but she is tall and has a beautiful face... not that much fat if u compare her to the average woman u see walking in front of you in a mid-state Walmart.

Khloe is the only 1 u would want to hold a conversation with after...plus she is way hotter than any woman you will ever date in real life, and that means ALL OF YOU on this board.

I would have to say I agree with at least 2 other posters that the assistant in pic #19 is looking pretty good from behind....her ass is def beating out Khloe's!....I am not tryin to hate on Khloe, just stating the obvious......and Kourtney is just rockin.....the ass, fakies, and all......just smokin!

Khloe-Cheer up! People posting put downs are disgusting pigs! Haters!! I have never done this but was totally appalled at what people say. Personally, I think you are the most beautiful of the girls. Are they jealous because your stature commands attention, And your presence cannot be ignored? The men must suffer from the mini-man syndrome, and any women putting you down are just plain jealous! What else could it be? I beg you dont give people the satisfaction of knowing they hurt you. You are Georgeous, if I looked half as good as you, Id be in 7th heaven. No offense to your sisters, your whole family has been blessed in the looks dept. Keep your head up--Youv'e got it all!!!
And as a mother, you are a bit foul mouthed but hey, maybe thats part of your charm? Take care-----------Vera

wow people are seriously so stupid. the only reason you guys think kourtney is prettier than kim is because kim likes to put a lot of makeup on. and kourtney doesn't put that much on. and theres nothing wrong with putting a lot of makeup on unless your like too young to wear a lot of makeup. and you guys just make your self think just because of the amount of makeup she puts on, which is not even too much, kourtney is better looking than kim. but sry bitches kim is way way way prettier than kourtney. by far. i mean most celebs to put a lot of makeup on and kim is wayy prettier than most those celebrities. and kourtney cant even compare to girls lower than kims level and i mean the celebrities that are sum of the most beautifull girls you probably have ever seen. and kim is prettier than all of them and kourtney is not close to any of those womens level even when they have no makeup on, including kimmiee. and just because you guys think kims ass and tits and everything about her is fake and that makes u think kourtney is more natural and beautiful when guess what? kim is not fake, at all. you guys are just jealous that you guys cant look like kim without getting plastic surgery and she didnt have too.. so yeaah.

I d like to see what the broads look like of all these A-holes talking smack. I guess trash tailking these girls makes them feel better? You and I both know girls like thes prob. wouldnt touch these guys with a 10 foot pole. lol People who are miserable get off tryng to make others feel bad.. It's funny, go ahead say rude things about the Kardashians. Hope it comforts them when they are pulling out their food stamps, or when shopping at their local Wal-Mart? Or perhaps as they are cruising down the road in their beat-up Honda. And speaking of dark meat, Ive never had it- But I can only imagine, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, Someone must be lacking in the penis dept. Why else would they care? Furthermore, Your ugly comments speak volumns-not only must you have a little dick, your insecure and dont seem to have much of a personality either! I'm sorry for you. I'd say take a look in the mirror, but you'd probably break it?

Good bodies, lots of money, but put a bag over those faces.... neighhhhhh!!!

Good bodies, lots of money, but put a bag over those faces.... neighhhhhh!!!

Here are 2 more wide assed, phoney titted, spoiled, talentless bimbos who are to lazy to get a real job.

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