Jun 30 2009Khloe Kardashian gets Kim drunk

- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe's 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn't emerge. I'm as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies they bought. Or as I like to call them the "Sorry I Cheated on You, Horseface" Twins. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nicky Hilton enjoys laughing at the misfortune of others. That's for the two people who actually think there's a good Hilton sister. I'll let you guess who they are. [The Blemish]
- Vanessa Minnillo rebounds with Topher Grace. How sad must be it for Nick Lachey to learn the villain from the shitty Spider-man movie obviously has more money than him? [Celebslam]
- Kelly Brook's boyfriend wore a Michael Jackson T-shirt today which means he's gay and she should start having unprotected sex with me. Hey, you can't argue with science. [Just Jared]
- Zac Efron wears a life preserver on a short boat trip. Somebody get this kid a towel. For his vagina. [PopSugar]
- Chace Crawford has a new haircut! And yet somehow this doesn't trump the non-stop media coverage of Michael Jackson's death. Is there no justice?! [ICYDK]

Reader Comments
1. Bored - June 30, 2009 8:51 PM
This writer - and now this site - sucks.
2. wfs - June 30, 2009 8:51 PM
First, wfs
3. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' - June 30, 2009 8:56 PM
@1 amen
4. casualencounters.com/blog - June 30, 2009 9:14 PM
@Bored
Agreed. Bring back the old anonymous guy. New anonymous guy is ass.
5. casualencounters.com/blog - June 30, 2009 9:17 PM
What happened to my comment.
6. casualencounters.com/blog - June 30, 2009 9:18 PM
Oh great, there it is. PLS DISREGARD.
7. KoRneY - June 30, 2009 9:35 PM
She even has to get her family drunk to bear looking at her.
8. wanker - June 30, 2009 10:08 PM
can we start referring to kourtney as "the fat one," kim as "sex tape," and the other one as "the other one." that would clear things up for me.
9. uh - June 30, 2009 10:29 PM
@8
Hahahaha, comments are more entertaining than the writer.
10. heygirlhey - June 30, 2009 10:56 PM
Tobey MacGuire was the one in Spiderman, dumbass.
11. heydumbgirlhey - June 30, 2009 11:07 PM
@10
If you dumbass can read, he said "villain" from spider man....topher grace plays the villain Venom in spider man 3...dumbcunt!
12. Wynn Lee - June 30, 2009 11:25 PM
Yeah this story format is subpar for this site, you can do better superficial!
13. captain america - July 1, 2009 1:14 AM
GIRLS ARE EVEN HORNIER THEN.....................................................folks!!
14. Darth - July 1, 2009 2:36 AM
There're a few types of women that get easily drunk.Just pour in a few drinks and they open their legs smooth as a Swiss pocketknife!
15. Nero - July 1, 2009 2:50 AM
Still a wonder how a little drink opens up legs like massive bank vault doors!
16. Gando - July 1, 2009 2:57 AM
I think the 'forbidden' apple was a rotten or fermented apple. . . To get women drunk. . .
17. Rhialto - July 1, 2009 3:02 AM
Congrats to the newly parents Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick!
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19. Leonard Nimoy - July 1, 2009 9:52 AM
Tonight on "In Search Of", we explore recent sightings of the legendary "Big Foot", that witnesses describe as powerfully built, covered in matted, greasy hair, grotesque in appearance, mostly terrifying, yet somehow extremely annoying at the same time. Big Foot is also known for having an overwhelming stench, in which this subject is no exception.
20. xmas presents - October 29, 2009 5:45 AM
Hmmmmmmm.... Khole kardashian is looking awesome in that out fit. I just like her face. Real beauty also without makeup. Her lips are so appealing . Thanks