Here's Kelly Carlson wearing a bikini on the set of Nip/Tuck. If this episode doesn't win 2,500 Emmys, I'm never watching TV again. (With the exception of Ice Road Truckers. I'm just a man, dammit!)
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Reader Comments
1. ddff - June 7, 2009 11:43 AM
WHAT AN ASS!! FIRST TOO SNATCHES!
2. Long Duck Dong - June 7, 2009 11:43 AM
FIRST!!
3. Long Duck Dong - June 7, 2009 11:45 AM
Actually, I mis-read the caption and thought this was Kelly Clarkson
Even the Superficial wouldn't do that!!
4. White - June 7, 2009 11:46 AM
Woah,
5. ddff - June 7, 2009 11:47 AM
HAHA YOU GOT BEAT YOU SNATCH!!
6. Long Duck Dong - June 7, 2009 11:49 AM
I actually thought the caption said Kelly Clarkson at first
Even the Superficial wouldn't subject us to that
7. Tim Buck II - June 7, 2009 11:51 AM
Water looks nippy!
8. Alli Watermelon - June 7, 2009 11:51 AM
I don't know who this is, but she has an amazing body and a very pretty face! I like her bikini too :)
9. Akiyama - June 7, 2009 12:06 PM
@6 I too read it as Kelly Clarkson and was like "Wait.. what?"
10. Darth - June 7, 2009 12:07 PM
She looks pretty good!
11. whats eating ROUGH daddy - June 7, 2009 12:14 PM
Damn I could've squeeze some hating materials from Kelly Clarkson but this is to be desired...she looks like a 7 1/2 years younger Diane Lane...
12. Pilatunes - June 7, 2009 12:23 PM
Good to know that at least one famous women hasn't lost a step. I've always thought she was just awesome, from head to toe.
13. Danny - June 7, 2009 12:25 PM
She is undeniably fine, that's for sure.
14. Groucho - June 7, 2009 12:56 PM
I remember her from "Starship Troopers" where she did a topless scene. Too bad she was drenched in blood during that scene, but man she was fine.
15. Groucho - June 7, 2009 12:57 PM
That should be "Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the federation"
16. g_girl - June 7, 2009 12:58 PM
Holy crap!!! That is exactly what i've been going for (for the last two years).
17. ToTellTheTruth - June 7, 2009 1:11 PM
Another flat assed white bitch. Wow.
18. I CALL kelly A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - June 7, 2009 1:12 PM
Orgasm face in pic #2
19. Laura - June 7, 2009 1:55 PM
She could use some nip/tuck on her ass, that's for sure
20. mikeock - June 7, 2009 1:59 PM
If I close my eyes and really think about it, I can hear her vulva calling me.
21. Funeral Guy - June 7, 2009 2:00 PM
I have no idea who this chick is, but her hard nips are definitely giving me a chubby.
22. better - June 7, 2009 2:29 PM
She looks like she's softened up a lot. She used to be so muscular on the show, it was man-ish. She looks so much better now!
And #17, flat ass?? Are you blind?
23. Kati - June 7, 2009 2:41 PM
Why are her arms so short and midgety?
24. poof - June 7, 2009 2:43 PM
Kelly Clarckson never looked hotter
25. wildelk27 - June 7, 2009 2:53 PM
Can no one else see her moustache????? (pic #1)
26. ri - June 7, 2009 2:54 PM
#23 - because she's drawing her shoulders up because that water is probably wicked cold.
she is so toned and hot. i want it.
27. gerard vandenberg - June 7, 2009 3:06 PM
.......NEXT TIME A FAGGOT, folks?
28. blankie - June 7, 2009 3:13 PM
whew, I thought it said Kelly Clarkson. My eyes were prepared for death.
29. Johnson - June 7, 2009 3:21 PM
She looks good in a bikini.
30. Steve - June 7, 2009 3:25 PM
This woman is spectacular!!
31. Fegirst - June 7, 2009 3:35 PM
I can't believe anyone still uses film cameras. (#4)
32. Fuck U - June 7, 2009 3:49 PM
Pic #2,
That's how she looks when my cock is in her mouth.#'s 3 and 13, is after.
33. Fuck U - June 7, 2009 3:55 PM
Pic 17 too. Fuck that whore.
34. Hash - June 7, 2009 4:09 PM
My penis just threw up. In the good way. :3
35. NastyBedazzler - June 7, 2009 4:11 PM
At first I thought it said Kelly Clarkson and it was blowing my mind for a good ten seconds.
Whoopsies.
36. Courtyardpigeon - June 7, 2009 4:20 PM
I will state for the record, that yes, yes I would hit that like Ike hit Tina.
37. friendlyfires - June 7, 2009 5:26 PM
Oh, I've got a boner, and it's okay
I take it outside to meet the day
My boner shakes hands and stirs martinis
And I have to thank Kelly Carlson in a bikini
In my little black book all their names I gottem
Women gay or straight wanna ride my pole from top to bottom
Oh I've got a boner It's big and hard to hide
It's so huge it's got a zip code and it's nationwide
38. kim maguire - June 7, 2009 5:53 PM
It did say "Kelly Clarkson" They have since changed the caption!
39. Truth Doctor - June 7, 2009 9:45 PM
meaty vag FTW
40. Amy - June 7, 2009 10:59 PM
Her body has become my inspiration. She's the perfect weight and perfectly toned. Now if I could just stop eating these delicious Oreos....
41. BostonBunny - June 7, 2009 11:08 PM
I always thought she was so pretty....she could do some more squats to bring that ass up a bit but other then that very nice!!!!
42. tat - June 7, 2009 11:50 PM
haha i thought it was kelly clarkson :)
43. Duke Steele - June 8, 2009 12:31 AM
Kelly Carlson in a bikini? Yes. Britney Spears topless? NOOOOOOO!!
44. Narcissist - June 8, 2009 6:16 AM
Hah. The Kelly Clarkson Double Take.
I saw in the checkout line about 2 hrs ago that Clarkson weighs 170 lbs. I thought, "Shit, where'd it all go?".
45. Sesquania - June 8, 2009 6:18 AM
I don't understand some of the comments about Kelly Carlson's body." How gorgeous, hot,spectacular", and some of the vulgar comments as well. Yes she looks okay and is toned in places, but I've seen a lot better, I think these guys haven't seen much in a while or they're blind.
In pictures 1, 2, and 6, as well as others, you can clearly see she has no shape. Straight up and down. No curves. Built like a boy, except for her chest of course.
In the full size pictures 8 and 19 of her, there is no mistaken she not only has a flat rear, but it's saggy too. She could hold a pencil or two under her saggy bottom.
Still she looks okay...Just think some who viewd her pics are men looking at a woman in a bikini-- and that alone gets them wowed.
And why all the hating on Kelly Clarkson? She's talented and pretty,
46. Sesquania - June 8, 2009 6:19 AM
I don't understand some of the comments about Kelly Carlson's body." How gorgeous, hot,spectacular", and some of the vulgar comments as well. Yes she looks okay and is toned in places, but I've seen a lot better, I think these guys haven't seen much in a while or they're blind.
In pictures 1, 2, and 6, as well as others, you can clearly see she has no shape. Straight up and down. No curves. Built like a boy, except for her chest of course.
In the full size pictures 8 and 19 of her, there is no mistaken she not only has a flat rear, but it's saggy too. She could hold a pencil or two under her saggy bottom.
Still she looks okay...Just think some who viewd her pics are men looking at a woman in a bikini-- and that alone gets them wowed.
And why all the hating on Kelly Clarkson? She's talented and pretty,
47. ballsdeep - June 8, 2009 6:47 AM
Pretty doesn’t cut it on this site @45
Her body is amazing, albeit it lacks curves but who really cares when it looks that good.
So I’m at work on a Monday morning with a boner, actually contemplating sneaking off to the toilets to relieve myself.
48. :B - June 8, 2009 7:08 AM
oh YAH!
POOR ugly lady. With her flat ass and her ::yawwwwnnnnnnnn:: man figure.
Gee I'm so glad I look 80 times better!!!111!!!!!!! and so do all the people who think for themselves by disagreeing with what's popular, automatically!!!!
Wow, SUCH rebels.
49. RichPort's Ghost - June 8, 2009 9:00 AM
Turkey's done I see...
50. havoc - June 8, 2009 10:58 AM
If you watch Nip/Tuck you know how fucking hot this chick is.
51. mike - June 8, 2009 12:09 PM
are guys all blind?? Her arms are way too short + shoulders are square.. kinda like Spongebob Square Pants
52. cindy - June 8, 2009 1:22 PM
Oops.....not Kelly Clarkson. Got it.
53. Cindy - June 8, 2009 2:41 PM
Slickpanda wrote something pretty funny about these same photos
http://slickpanda.com/kelly-carlson-in-a-bikini
54. lazerturkey - June 8, 2009 4:44 PM
Wait, I wanted pics of Kelly Clarkson in a hot bikini.
55. kati - June 8, 2009 10:57 PM
she has short midgety arms on the show too!
56. jojo - June 8, 2009 11:05 PM
This woman is a Godess! Her body is an inspiration to me! You can see she takes care of her body, eats clean, works out! Love you Kelly - Kimber ;)!!!!!!!!!!!!
57. jojo - June 8, 2009 11:05 PM
This woman is a Godess! Her body is an inspiration to me! You can see she takes care of her body, eats clean, works out! Love you Kelly - Kimber ;)!!!!!!!!!!!!
58. Greg - June 9, 2009 12:34 AM
Everyone all ready to think that the world is really unfair sometimes? Good.
She's dating Tie Domi. If you don't know who that is, google and then take a week off work to deal with the confusion... just gross. Every guy with a pulse has gotta look and think "Him? Why not me then?!?!?"
59. Parker - June 10, 2009 7:34 PM
TIE DOMI IS SO FRIGGIN' UGLY - NOT TO MENTION A JACKASS! Kelly what is wrong with you?
60. mdoggg - June 11, 2009 11:25 AM
she's got an awwesome bod.
@46
men will be men. period.
61. duno - July 14, 2009 1:19 AM
a lot of these pics are not flattering - my goodness and i seriously doubt she's dating domi - he's hideous!
62. daniel clavette - July 16, 2009 5:00 PM
kelly carlson is more sexy ,hotter that before and she as killer body.