It's a given that if you even mention the Twilight movies, any woman will instantly moisten herself. Which is why I'm counting on these Kellan Lutz pics to cause a flood of vaginal wetness so I can ride a dolphin to the bar like Aquaman with a drinking problem. Don't judge me for having big dreams.
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Reader Comments
1. First - June 11, 2009 7:14 PM
FIRST (=
2. julie - June 11, 2009 7:15 PM
first!!!!
3. obannion - June 11, 2009 7:15 PM
I guess thesuperficial just came out of the closet
4. commenter - June 11, 2009 7:16 PM
Cool. Now wheres Rob?
5. Mr. Class - June 11, 2009 7:17 PM
NICE CUNT!
6. sim - June 11, 2009 7:20 PM
Ohhhh yeah!
7. $ledgehammer - June 11, 2009 7:20 PM
You should do a Twilight post. Like, each actor/actress in their character mode. That would be grand. Then you'll get an ocean of wetness. Lawl.
8. Me - June 11, 2009 7:35 PM
Anyone posting after Me likes to suck on that nobody's gay penis
9. Polecat - June 11, 2009 7:42 PM
that dude is so fat
10. Me - June 11, 2009 7:44 PM
Ok, I admit I'd like to suck on that nobody's gay penis too
11. Hello - June 11, 2009 7:59 PM
Im posting cause I would like to suck on this hott guys penis.
What a sexy body
12. It's Me Fuckers - June 11, 2009 8:01 PM
so much nicer to look at then Rob whatizface. Very yummy... but why aren't there any crotch shots here? Or nip slips? Or some cock and balls??? Fuckers think you can pacify the woman with a bit of nips through a wife beater? PFFFFFT!!
13. dirrrtyyy - June 11, 2009 8:02 PM
ooooo fuckin hot. its about time we had some of this.
14. missguydead - June 11, 2009 8:04 PM
Who really gives a fuck about Twilight??? (Besides 13-15 year old girls)
15. ardgelina - June 11, 2009 8:11 PM
omg he is smoking!!!!!
16. twilight - June 11, 2009 8:15 PM
He has put on a lot of weight since the first twilight movie.
17. Johnson - June 11, 2009 8:23 PM
Steroids..
18. Melis - June 11, 2009 8:24 PM
@ all the people who call this fat= get a life!
Good god, the guy is ripped!
19. shokroklove - June 11, 2009 8:27 PM
oh fuck. wetness ensued.
he is the perfect body.
20. Jimmy Jim - June 11, 2009 8:43 PM
wait...twilight casts guys who look like guys and not pale faced 17 year old twigs? This does not bode well.
21. Suzie - June 11, 2009 8:48 PM
Thank you for posting male pix!!
Yes I definitely have some moisture. ;)
22. alisa - June 11, 2009 8:50 PM
you mean 16 year old girls right?? hes ok. better than the pale guy with the crooked nose that you always post ..
23. wat - June 11, 2009 8:51 PM
I fucking hate it when people wear those headphones wrong. They're almost $300 - at least read the damn manual!
24. Jimmy Jim - June 11, 2009 9:03 PM
you read manuals? what a vagina.
25. Kelly - June 11, 2009 9:11 PM
I prefer the photos of him jogging shirtless, but these will do too!
26. Lee - June 11, 2009 9:49 PM
I've never seen Twighlight but I would take this guy over Pattinson any day. Look at those bulging muscles. Thanks for posting sexy men every once and a while!
27. Lee - June 11, 2009 9:49 PM
I've never seen Twighlight but I would take this guy over Pattinson any day. Look at those bulging muscles. Thanks for posting sexy men every once and a while!
28. Fuck U - June 11, 2009 9:54 PM
That fatherfucker is gay as Richard Simmons.
Fuck him, that's what he wants if you're a guy anyway.
29. Juiced - June 11, 2009 10:12 PM
This guy is gonna get progressively bigger and more ripped. He is definitely on drugs most likely HGH. There are gonna be a lot of motherfuckers gettting sick in Hollywood eventually not that I give a fuck less.
Everyone is plastic women and now the men!
30. sara - June 11, 2009 10:27 PM
I totally dig this guy..
...But i really prefer Rob
31. Breakup Makeup - June 11, 2009 11:07 PM
HOT BOD....face not so much... ;(
32. whomever - June 11, 2009 11:26 PM
Twilight is fucking awful, but I would let this guy do unforgivable things to me.
33. RaraAvis - June 11, 2009 11:47 PM
Oh, my. I think I need a shower now.
34. Cathy - June 12, 2009 3:03 AM
They are really Sexy, you like Big woman or man? Recently, I found a friend platform ******Cougar Circle. c o m*****, where a lot of people from different walks of life share their happiness and sorrow. If you are interested, I am sure they will welcome you to join !!
35. netstarman - June 12, 2009 4:14 AM
The pale skin, crooked nose, bad posture those are the superficial writers no.#22and I'm proud to be pale skin, bald head, no faith in life , carpet bagger. And i am not a superficial writer I just have a smaller penis.
36. Deb - June 12, 2009 4:43 AM
you are the funniest fucker/writer ever
37. Lamy - June 12, 2009 8:05 AM
OMG this guy is hot!!!!!!
38. Jenna - June 12, 2009 9:53 AM
His face is just begging for me to sit on it!! Now that is what a man should look like.....yummy!!!
39. Dave - June 12, 2009 10:34 AM
I don't get the whole twilight thing the move was terrible there is no way it should be so popular.
40. Galtacticus - June 12, 2009 10:49 AM
The deltoid and trapezius muscles looks great.Biceps are allright too.Maybe the anterior forearm just need a little bit more exercise.
41. april - June 12, 2009 11:33 AM
very nice
42. april - June 12, 2009 11:33 AM
very nice
43. Kathleen - June 12, 2009 11:34 AM
SO HOT.
44. Kathleen - June 12, 2009 11:45 AM
P.S. If you're reading this, feel free to contact me at ksmit246@uwo.ca
I'll send you sexy pics of myself (and I do mean sexy, actually sexy) and we can meet up and have hot, steamy sex because you're gorgeous
45. Valerie - June 12, 2009 12:04 PM
3-so Fish is gay because he wants to ride a flood of vaginal juices......(?)
This guy is pretty hot, but looks dumb as a post. And yes, that DOES matter, because he might try to stick it in your belly button : /
46. Sherry - June 12, 2009 12:12 PM
You are too cool! Wow, I love you!!Have you checked your new blog replies on "R i c h P a s s i o n . C 0 M"? Don`t forget to update it timely. Your fans are waiting to see the newest ones.
47. Christina - June 12, 2009 5:52 PM
Twilight is God-awful and beyond tween girls with no lives no one with half a brain would be obsessed with Twilight. That group called Twilight Moms is probably the most pathetic thing on the Internet.
48. jenny - June 12, 2009 10:42 PM
I am not a fan of twilight but I am a fan of whoever this incredible man is, omg he is so so so hot! Finally a post that the girls can appreciate, I am so bored with the 800.000,000 bikini posts. lame
49. twellve - June 14, 2009 6:20 PM
yes, it's true. mentioning Twilight results in instant wet panties.
can we have more, please??