Jun 25 2009Kate Gosselin in a bikini because God knows why

FIRST!

fiiiirst

FIRST!

Cottage cheese anyone?

forget the ass - look at the bright side - those huge real boobies! they look GREAT!

Sexy cankles!

omg! first for first time, i think that today is gonna be a great day!!

her ass is a bit lazy and she need a bit of training, but a hit that without a doubt!

#5 Her boobs aren't real. You don't just spontaneously grow larger boobs (extra perky might i add) 3 years after having kids. But yes, they look great.

um, is she wearing her engagement ring still?!?!?!??!!??!?!

and the ass isn't THAT bad.

ahh .....she's just looking for a Jell-O commercial

I'd definitely hit that!

i'd love to see any of you squeeze out 8 children and have a body that looks half as decent as hers. leave the poor woman alone.

there really is nothing left to say about these people

@12

Watch the show please before you make standard "don't make fun of ____'s body because she's had ____ kids"

She got her stomach done, free courtesy of a fan who watches the show, the tits are fake.

Really , watch the damn show.

DO NOT WANT.

How bout this: don't watch the damn show. Both the show and Jon & Kate are ridiculous. And yeah, most of Kate is Fake, exceptin' the whole "I'm a raging moneyhungrycuntbitch" part.

Seriously?
She look's better then half of the people at the beach. C'mon now...

She just made Jon even happier he ditched her ass.

No wonder the dude cheated on her..NASTY

Farrah Fawcett died.

LOL @ squeezing out 8 kids. She habored 8 kids in her uterus. She didn't squeeze them out. That'd be pretty amazing though. I think her body is fine. Sure, she had a tummy tuck, but it still takes diet and exercise to MAINTAIN it and the rest of her body. Although, it's a slight indication that youre bikini top is too small when you see "under boob". ;)

#20 - yeah I just saw that. Apparently they found her dead in her hospital room, with Ryan O'Neal trying to fuck her still-warm body. And here's the sick part: he was trying to penetrate what was left of her butthole.

Where did her waist go?

She looks like she's auditioning for a rap video.

Someone tell this whore to drop dead. The way she treated jon, it was no wonder the fucker cheated.

She looks great from the front, just not from the back so much.

I'd still hit it like you wouldn't believe.

I mean seriously? She looks "okay" from the front. But I just can't get over the fact that from behind she looks like a 67 year old retired woman in Florida.

Oh, and what saith the assman?

Wow...here's some pics for all you dumbasses that previously said, "she's not so bad" or "she's hot".

And if you STILL want to "hit that" after these posts, I've got two things to say to you:

1. really, you have no standards. You would "hit" a knothole.
2. As gross as she is, Kate Gosselin will never fuck you.

She's almost 40 & has had 8 kids--of course she isn't going to look perfect. Sheesh.

14. i do watch the show. i watched it long before the media shit show that they're in the middle of now. and you're only proving my point that nobody human could look any better without some sort of help. if you watched the show then you obviously know what she looked like during the pregnancy. she's fucking human and while i dont disagree that she's brought most of this on herself i dont understand why any of this has anything to do with her body. she looks pretty damn good for a woman that's had to bring up 8 kids

i'd hit it

motorboat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@30 - shut up.

She's a fat hag. Play-dough ass. Cankles. Fake bolted-on tits. Liposuction & tummy tuck.

And still she looks like the fucking Swamp Thing.

Man, I guess the "ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh"-loving demographic really does exist.

Pathetic.

WTF, why is this #1 on the "So Freakin Hot" list? My god man!! By the way, I'm fucking blind now .. thx

#22 - Just lost my breakfast with that visual...thanks for that.

On a lighter note: There is a place reserved in Hell for both Jon & Kate as a reward for their efforts the last 3+ years in becoming "media pigs".

I wonder who donated the boobs? They didn't show that episode.

Cancer rotted the wrong ass!!

nice boobs.

#1-DOUCHE
#2-WRONG, DOUCHE
#3-DOUCHE AGAIN
#29-You rule

I've commented here before that I would tap that if she had a ball gag in her mouth. I hereby announce that my peeny has just overruled me by crawling up into my taint like a turtle head.

it's not THAT bad but honestly, I don't even walk around the INSIDE of my house like that! She is desperate for attention.

I'm ashamed to say I would fuck her in the ass.

#22 Even by the low standards of this website that comment will put you on the express track to Hell.

best line of the year! "an ass like a tanned lump of play-doh"

me too, #43

That is the mom-jeans of bikinis.

Hope she does not run into an Japanese people at the beach. They harpoon whales.

How is it that this woman and her husband are doing MORE HARM to their children than that OCTO-MOM character?

My mind reels with the sheer lunacy of it!

Even though I have done far worse than Mrs. Gosselin I agree that she would be as interested in me as Megan Fox was in that ginger haired pimp with the flower!

Do you tell your mother she looks like shit Fish? You must be a raging homosexual to care so much about female imperfections. " Like, OMG, who does she think she is showning so much with THAT body!"
You are worse than Perez.

I would like to suck the farts of of that play-do booty, then shotgun the gaseous emission into her waiting mouth. Then, I'd hit it.

SHE SHOULD STOP TANNING...SHE'S IN HER EARLY 30s, YET HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE HELLA OLDER...WHY DO WHITE WOMEN LOVE TO TAN? YOU ARE GOING TO AGE A LOT FASTER...STOP!

SHE SHOULD STOP TANNING...SHE'S IN HER EARLY 30s, YET HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE HELLA OLDER...WHY DO WHITE WOMEN LOVE TO TAN? YOU ARE GOING TO AGE A LOT FASTER...STOP!

She's advertising to potential young dudes that her vag lips don't touch the ground & that her tits are a giant bag of mush after passing a baseball team through her body.

Grandma butt is awesome. . .

BAAAH Pancake Ass! She's the bizarro Kim Kardashian

Please, she is at her home. If people don't want to see it don't stalk her and don't look at the pictures. Besides, she had 8 kids, just because she got some surgery doesn't mean she should look perfect.

I would hit almost anything. I've had my share of MILF's.

But take that bikini off and everything drops about three inches.

Its true....I have been duped by false advertisement before.

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She looks better than I thougt...
Me likey.

I'd love to see her star in a snuff film. Her and Perez Hilton.

If you look like that it probably would be in your best interest to not be royal cunt. or be able to suck start a leaf blower.

merry christmas everyone!

She looks pretty darn good for having 8 kids. I definitely give her credit. Even if some of the credit goes to a plastic surgeon.

I can't stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o's I've seen so why not!!!

I can't stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o's I've seen so why not!!!

I can't stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o's I've seen so why not!!!

Is it time to start the "How long before she does a (Photoshopped) Playboy spread?" pool yet?

Kudos to her doc on those sweater puppies.

LOL...love the shot of the kid trying to sneak a look at her breast....bet he wish he was breast feeding again....

She wanted to be famous, so welcome to it, Kate ... the paparazzi are taking butt shots now ... and you look like hell :)

SHE'S HAD EIGHT KIDS FOR GODSAKES! SHE LOOKS AMAZING.

the top is a push up. It has little pads that push up boobs. I take them out cause i dont need them. she had a tummy tuck too i heard. She is an attention whore

she loves attention and that is a push up top. i know cause i always remove them

the pads i remove not the top

I think it is so hilarious the way ForniKate thinks she is a major worldwide sex symbol when she's really just a flabby, bitchy, middle-aged, Pennsylvania nurse who seems like she is carrying on with her skinny old 'bodyguard.'

I'd hit it: I'd put another baby in her.

I likey me some Kate. I was also a big fan of chubby Britney. Girls need a little padding IMO.

GOD KNOWS WHY? Probably because i want to see them. hot.

Give me Megan Fox.

It is true. She looks better than plenty of people on the beach!
And after 8 kids, she's holding her own!

thanks, i just spewed chunks

Holy crap! I've never seen a flatter ass in my whole life! Maybe she should have her breast implants taken out and put them in her lifeless butt cheeks.

She looks great for having 8 kids. Obviously she has had plastics but who the hell wouldn't after having a litter.

She looks great for having 8 kids. Obviously she has had plastics but who the hell wouldn't after having a litter.

she looks pretty fucking good for someone who's passed 8 (EIGHT!) babies through her vag. its not like she's a movie star for christ's sake. give her a break.

She is a fat nasty attention whore! Her ass looks like a hummus plate that was spray tanned.Also herbathing suit is way too small for her as eveidenced by the back fat sticking out from under straps

I think they put her bellybutton in the wrong spot. Too high up!

get thee to the gym Kate!

Hey guys which comment is better:

1) Who's that young lady wearing her grandmother's ass?

or

2) I want to throw up in her fucking face

Hey guys which comment is better:

1) Who's that young lady wearing her grandmother's ass?

or

2) Oh god I wanna to throw up in her fucking face

@kk #71 (and 72 and 73) who cares if its push up? it looks good. good for you that you can remove the pads. your tits are only probably that big cause you are FAT, you jealous cunt (sad that you are jealous of kate, isn't it?)

Seriously- she has had EIGHT kids. I hope my ass looks that good after 1 kid, much less 8. And yes, I understand she has had some plastic surgery- but still, she looks damn good to be a baby factory.

And yes, she could certainly use a size up in that particular bathing suit. I think it not fitting makes her look worse than she really is

Seriously- she has had EIGHT kids. I hope my ass looks that good after 1 kid, much less 8. And yes, I understand she has had some plastic surgery- but still, she looks damn good to be a baby factory.

And yes, she could certainly use a size up in that particular bathing suit. I think it not fitting makes her look worse than she really is

Abort! Abort!

>>>And yeah, most of Kate is Fake, exceptin' the whole "I'm a raging moneyhungrycuntbitch" part.<<<

Ha! Perfect.

She'd fuckin sell her kids organs if she ran out of cash.

Kate's so friggin hawt....she needs me to suck on her toes while I knead her meaty ass and thighs....mmmmmmmmmmm

Her bum cheeks looks a bit like a flat tire.

Though it isn't recently it's not That bad after a sixtuplet.

I had 2 kids and my ass looks pretty good, but I would never walk the streets in a bikini. I sure hope she is at the beach or this is a pathetic cry for attention.

I THINK I LIKE THAT ASS, folks.

That's what happens when you put a Size 16 ass in a Size 8 bikini.

This is how a butt that never done exercises looks...

@Joy 91 She choose to become a baby factory unless you believe she had eight kids in two pregnancies naturally. Additionally she obviously had the kids via C-section which means they came out north of where everyone is looking, also she choose to try to fit into a bikini that was way too small for her, and if that is how she looks after plastic surgery, what would she look like without it. I mean who wouldn't want a piece of that: Angry, Greedy, Out of Shape, and a Control Freak, the dudes must be lining up around the block. If she were smart, she wouldn't be pissing off TLC right now.

Still babies in there.

am guessing i'm only a few hours drive from where she lives. for some reason i really wana hit that. like HARD! and i dont mean in the chris brown sense..

#29, the dude, is correct. I have nothing to add.

Except: bAAAAAAARRRRRRRf

She needs to put her children first!
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There goes one of my lines "tan cellulite looks better than white cellulite." Time to do some extra squats. (But tanning is so much easier...)

One other comment... FYI... I have kids. Having kids can ruin your chest... but it doesn't ruin your rear end. Not having time to work out or drinking too many cappucinnos b/c your exhausted do... but not being pregnant.

She looks like what she is -- a classless, flabby witch from a trailer park.

I go to the gym everyday and see people of all shapes, sizes, color and ages. Even very young and fit girls have cellulite. Does not matter how much you work out or whether or not you've had kids. Kate is an ugly person, inside and out and there is no amount of money, donated surgeries or exercise that will change that. People enjoy picking on her because she is so hateful and has no redeeming qualities. What I find even more shocking than guys "wanting to hit that" are the morons that keep defending her. She's a publicity whore and does not care about her children.

The reason someone would want to "hit that" is just to hit it because she deserves a good hard thrashing in her ass. There are some women out there that are just so bitchy and whiny guys look at them and say "she needs a good cornholing" Kate is one of these women.

Come on guys! Give her a break! She's not 25 anymore and you may remember that she has had 8 KIDS! I think she looks pretty good, considering.

That poor woman in the van looks embarrassed -- as well she should.

Ick and blech.

ughhhh.....,,,mooooooooooo....good looking Guernsey there

perfect ass

she never looked in a "rear view" mirror and ASSumed her tummy tuck solved all her figure uhhhhhh challenges.......

Leave Kate alone. I guarantee she looks better in a swimsuit than Michelle Duggar ever could.

Most of you dissing her are so pathetic... she gave birth to 8 KIDS... and she has virtually ZERO cellulite and NO stretch marks, I'm not talking about the tummy tuck... look at her hips and legs... basically flawless for a woman who went through that much stress on her body. You guys need serious help and/or laser eye surgery.

She's absolutely disgusting, and it's not because of the way she looks..

damn, she shaved her thick bush...thumbs down!

Ummm....pancakes.

Typical wide, flat white woman's ass.

Kim Kardashian should contribute a butt cheek.

hey haters get over it that u cant look that good after having and ass hole 4 a husband cheat on u like u would never catch him u plus leave u and ur kids 4 some dumb b!tch she looks great 4 having alot of shit goin wrong in ur life then u have stupid ppl sayin sh!t abt ur mothering skills and havin them on t.v. but never said sh!t before i swear ppl r just haters and need to ewll on there own fu(ked up lifes and dont judge unless there is nothing wrong in ur life and u know that would be a lie if u said that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her body doesnt bother me as much as her fugly face....

Damn...I'd like to tap that. 'cuse while I go whack off.

Kate looks great and one can see she looks after herself go girl

She looks like she should be walking the streets. Kate I hope you shape up and decide to be a mother. All of this is because of you.

that is sooooooooooooooooooo nasty can she even wipe with it like that

Oh man, I have been googling "Kates ass" for months, and finally, the shot I waited for. I don't care what any of you say, since the first episode I wanted to see what her ass looks like. Its been a long time coming. Anyways, Kate I love you, screw John, he's stupid. But please, can I lick ur booty hole. You are so hottttt!!! All this from a 19 year old.

She almost looks like she's ready to pooch a turd out of that big asshole. I'd like to make her gag on my snake & come all over the bitch's face. Then piss on her.

I don't know I'm 24, and I'd do her. I like those tits of hers, and would love to turn her over on her stomach & fuck her doggy style. I like her big ass, I'd round it all out with a hot "69" session, until she swallowed every ounce of my hot spunk.

She needs to do some exercises to get her rear in shape.

I would like to see Kate wearing diapers and plastic pants while being forced to walk around in public wearing those items.