Jun 15 2009Kanye West's new Louis Vuitton ad has to feel awkward
- Paris Hilton's reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. -- We're never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch... [PopSugar]
- Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night's NBA finals game. Kudos to that young lady who could've saved herself the effort and dressed up like a punching bag. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! -- In her upcoming made-for-TV movie. Ha ha, I really shouldn't joke like that. Everyone still alive? [Pink is the New Blog]
- Courteney Cox is not aging well. Or Brad Pitt knocked her up. Whichever scenario you prefer. [Celebslam]
- Ryan Kwanten (True Blood's Jason Stackhouse) is on the cover of Muscle & Fitness and does yoga. Balls in your court, Pattinson. [Just Jared]
- Fergie proves that million of dollars can buy you awesome girl parts. [ICYDK]
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, and thanks to Rachel who came to the right place after seeing a naked woman's ass. I'll take it from here.
Reader Comments
1. Nick - June 15, 2009 9:22 PM
cant stand kanye! why does he need to plaster his face where it doesnt need to be?
and that riri clone is crazy. read her twitter. she a lame
2. fdghfd@e.com - June 15, 2009 9:22 PM
WTF IS THIS.. FIRST BTW!
3. rachel - June 15, 2009 9:23 PM
wow....that's not something i'd wanna buy
4. Nick - June 15, 2009 9:24 PM
you weren't first. even if you were, i dont get the fascination with being first to comment on a superficial, tmz, etc. article
5. This is - June 15, 2009 9:28 PM
Old.
6. Giggles - June 15, 2009 9:34 PM
I take it that everybody associated with this is insane.
7. Breakup Makeup - June 15, 2009 9:36 PM
Is that the girl he's been seen in clubs with in the photoshoot?
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
8. John Dobby - June 15, 2009 9:39 PM
Kanye West tries so hard to be a "creative genius" but he just looks stupid.
9. Savalas - June 15, 2009 9:50 PM
It's good to see Sinbad O'Conner getting gigs again.
10. Huckleberry Hashimoto - June 15, 2009 9:51 PM
Oh, come on, does that little bit of ass-crack merit that great big star? The only way that shot is NSFW is if you work for Pat Robertson.
And as far as Courteney Cox is concerned, it's simple, she just hasn't sharpened her face recently.
11. Huckleberry Hashimoto - June 15, 2009 9:53 PM
One more thing (yeah, I hadn't checked that item yet ). Fergie should have applied a bit of that money to that belly button. Eeeuuuwww.
12. meee - June 15, 2009 10:16 PM
yeah it feels awkward because of his fat, swollen, bee-stung lower face/mouth.
god he's fucking gross
13. Me - June 15, 2009 10:28 PM
Anyone posting after Me likes to suck on Kanye West's chocolate lovestick
14. The Hip-Hop Socialiite - June 15, 2009 11:10 PM
That Rihanna lookalike is Pharrell Williams' protegee Teyanna Taylor of "Google Me" fame....
15. Venom - June 15, 2009 11:23 PM
I give not 2 sh!ts about Kanye's gay ass.
16. lainey - June 16, 2009 12:14 AM
uhh no -Pattinson's balls are in my mouth. it's tricky typing, i tell ya.
17. NotWhatYouThink - June 16, 2009 12:15 AM
Who's the black dude? Isn't it taboo to show 2 gay men together?
18. Jay - June 16, 2009 12:20 AM
CLOSET F-GG
19. dk - June 16, 2009 12:23 AM
hmm that's strange, when I hold my girlfriend down and let my farts waft up to her unconscious face it's not advertising, I call it foreplay
20. dk - June 16, 2009 12:23 AM
hmm that's strange, when I hold my girlfriend down and let my farts waft up to her unconscious face it's not advertising, I call it foreplay
21. missywissy - June 16, 2009 12:29 AM
PEOPLE, THE MAN LIKES FISHST(D)ICKS. HE LOVES TO PUT THEM IN HIS MOUTH.
He's a gay fish!
22. Reggie VelJohnson - June 16, 2009 1:16 AM
Why does Urkel have his head buried in Kanye's crotch?
23. KanGay - June 16, 2009 1:29 AM
Kangay is a homosexual. Really. Why else do you think he is such a control freak and egomaniac. He is ashamed of his faggyness.
24. Demi - June 16, 2009 4:05 AM
I actually like her (Kanye's Girl]
I think she's cool
And so is he!
I think his new album
is not his best,
but overall he is a cool guy.
&& Teyana Taylor was famous before Rihanna.( Sweet Sixteen!)
This is from he myspace page
"You may already know Pharrell’s latest protégé from her extravagant, 80’s-themed coming out party on MTV’s Sweet 16 or as the petite pop locker in Jay Z’s “Blue Magic” video, but her V.I.P. status was established even before the cameos and big name industry endorsements. Lady Beyonce herself was so impressed with the Harlem bred triple threat’s moves that she asked her to teach her the Chicken Noodle Soup — the popular dance Teyana helped innovate — for her performance at the 2007 VMA's. "That kind of love coming from Jay and Beyonce, was crazy, recalls Teyana. "When he said, Yo, you're a superstar. I'll see you at the top,' I was humbled, like wow!"
25. Demi - June 16, 2009 4:06 AM
I actually like her (Kanye's Girl]
I think she's cool
And so is he!
I think his new album
is not his best,
but overall he is a cool guy.
&& Teyana Taylor was famous before Rihanna.( Sweet Sixteen!)
This is from he myspace page
"You may already know Pharrell’s latest protégé from her extravagant, 80’s-themed coming out party on MTV’s Sweet 16 or as the petite pop locker in Jay Z’s “Blue Magic” video, but her V.I.P. status was established even before the cameos and big name industry endorsements. Lady Beyonce herself was so impressed with the Harlem bred triple threat’s moves that she asked her to teach her the Chicken Noodle Soup — the popular dance Teyana helped innovate — for her performance at the 2007 VMA's. "That kind of love coming from Jay and Beyonce, was crazy, recalls Teyana. "When he said, Yo, you're a superstar. I'll see you at the top,' I was humbled, like wow!"
26. Demi - June 16, 2009 4:06 AM
I actually like her (Kanye's Girl]
I think she's cool
And so is he!
I think his new album
is not his best,
but overall he is a cool guy.
&& Teyana Taylor was famous before Rihanna.( Sweet Sixteen!)
This is from he myspace page
"You may already know Pharrell’s latest protégé from her extravagant, 80’s-themed coming out party on MTV’s Sweet 16 or as the petite pop locker in Jay Z’s “Blue Magic” video, but her V.I.P. status was established even before the cameos and big name industry endorsements. Lady Beyonce herself was so impressed with the Harlem bred triple threat’s moves that she asked her to teach her the Chicken Noodle Soup — the popular dance Teyana helped innovate — for her performance at the 2007 VMA's. "That kind of love coming from Jay and Beyonce, was crazy, recalls Teyana. "When he said, Yo, you're a superstar. I'll see you at the top,' I was humbled, like wow!"
27. Dick SORT OF Throbbn - June 16, 2009 5:56 AM
WOW, she's pretty. Even with her face in his lap.
Kanye sucks fish dicks ! !
OH, F**K Osama bin laden too.........
28. Ftangole - June 16, 2009 6:11 AM
Polly, get the Major a Daily Mirror and an English muffin would you...there's a love.
29. captain america - June 16, 2009 7:11 AM
"STARS " ENOUGH IN PRUDISH AMERICA, folks.
(but where are the stripes today?)
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31. Nero - June 16, 2009 10:43 AM
He has good taste in women!
32. Lugh - June 16, 2009 10:43 AM
Funny. If it were a white singer, fully clothed, with a naked black woman at his crotch, what would the NAACP be saying about this? What about Al Sharpton?
I hate this double-standard bullshit.
33. Cass - June 16, 2009 1:25 PM
ya'll are all crazy! If you "didn't give 2 shits" you wouldn't be writing about it. Kanye IS a creative genius sure as hell does a much better job than ANY of you haters could do! HE doesn't look stupid YOU DO :)
34. Vince Lombardi - June 16, 2009 1:27 PM
Gives new meaning to the phrase "butt ugly."
35. VtFarmboy - June 16, 2009 2:51 PM
He has no talent..... most people cant name a song he has done so whats the big deal. its a black man with a bald chick in a advertisment...... why do we spend so much time talking gosip about has beens who will eventually fade away and be forgotten?
36. The Rake - June 16, 2009 3:04 PM
Kanye makes great music, but he is a jackass and a bit of a freak (though that is nothing that most musicians aren't). The fact that he is supposedly dating this chick is scary though...she is FUGLY!
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
37. hmmmm - June 16, 2009 5:49 PM
#32, I'd be the singer in that ad, and Id take Rihanna or Teyana Taylor as the black woman in my crotch. both?
38. Kanyeisugly - June 17, 2009 11:02 PM
He looks like a 'tard & she looks like a man! Go AWAY KANYE! You are not that talented..
39. carole - June 18, 2009 3:12 PM
any longer and she's going to give that couch a skin graft when she gets up.
40. Narcissist - June 18, 2009 10:45 PM
Shit, I thought that was Eminem with his head in Kanyes lap. Bruno must have traumatized him.
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49. Commodity Broker - October 9, 2009 12:17 AM
When is she going to grow some hair?