Jun 10 2009Jon Gosselin spent Kate's birthday with mistress

leggy

Well.......maybe she's attractive if you set your beer goggles to 'STUN'

I guess anything has to be a step up from Kate and 8 kids running around.

mmmm 23........

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Yo she looks better then Kate does. Come one guys its not his fault you seen the show just look at what he has to put up with. I would have done slap the crap out of Kate of she talked to me like she did him so what if she got 8 kids she dont work John works and he still has to come home to all that. Even is they get like 234234234$$$$ a show he never get to see that money. I say just let them get a divorce and dont make him pay child support she make way to much just to be on that show. it will be really really fucked up if she does.

PS John you got every guy in the U.S behind your back we all dated a crazy control freak,bitchy girl. If your ever in Orlando hit me up man will get drunk and hook up with girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PSS KATE go to hell

I'm not saying I blame Jon. I'm just saying this new chic is FUG.

And Jessica Alba is an idiot.

http://www.celebitchy.com/54869/jessica_alba_apologizes_for_plastering_great_white_shark_posters_around_oklahoma_city/

I just don't know what these attractive gals see in Jon Gosselin. He looks like a second-generation Jim Bakker. Kate I could understand, but him?!?

Hey Ram- you should have stayed in school. Dude, you spell and write like a retarded 8 year old.

Raising children takes two. Raising multiples takes a special two. It takes a husband who works harder to help and a wife to remember that her husband was there first and has needs - physical and emotional. My daughter loves this show. I watched part of one episode and told her this couple was doomed. Jon seems lazy and Kate is a bitch toward him. That is a deadly combination.

this bitch is a mess. look at her, bad hair, pumas, sleeping with a married man w/ 8 kids. come on. if this whole ordeal is legit & jon is actually having an affair with this trainwreck of a girl, then he deserves the financial hit he is going to take when kate AND tlc leave his ass in the gutter with that white trash poor excuse for an "affair with a younger woman". jon gosselin, you are a j.o.k.e.

This new girl is cute, smokes weed, and didn't squeeze 8 bastards through her pooter. This dude took a serious step up from his cunty wife.

#5 - He not only has every guy behind his back, there are quite a long list of girls too (not just the ones he's f'ing)...she's a bitch and the type of woman that gives the rest of us bad names! I say go for it Jon!

Nice legs and ass....

But hell, he would probably rather fuck a cantelope than Ice Queen at this point

I concur with all the "she's FUG" comments. If you've got loot, a new car (Nismo 370Z), and a contract that allows you to cheat on your wife, why go for some fugly, frumpy, inbred Midwestern twat? Just goes to show he still has SHIT taste in women. I bet she's one of those broads that go ass-to-mouth without a second thought.

I don't normally condone cheating but their marriage was a sham from the start. It's clear neither of them are in it for the sake of their union or subsequent crotch fruit. Just $$ and infamy.

It was "snuggle-o-matic"?!?! Who the fuck writes this shit for Us Weekly? And furthermore, who reads this garbage?

Good for Jon.... stay the fuck away from that bitch Kate and get some young poon.

She's cute... and since this is happening in my town... Jon you got some competition...

She's cute... and since this is happening in my town... Jon you got some competition...

I'm younger... better looking and don't have 8 basterd kids weighing me down...

It's on!!

Something must be seriously wrong with this chick. 8 kids running around a guy is the biggest turn off I can imagine. Talk about a buzz kill.

Kate's a reconstructed android called the Cuntinator. This girl is young and has a non-wrecked body. The face? Well, it's not like bags are expensive.

#15 - I thought the same thing! Snuggle-o-matic should never, ever be used alone or in a sentence, verbally or in print, under any circumstances ever again!!!

It seems like neither of these idiots are thinking of the kids. They are nice kids and it would be nice if one of the parents would start putting their needs ahead of their own personal objectives.

I'm disgusted to see some of the comments about the kids - referring to them as "8 basterds" (nice spelling by the way, WTG American education system) etc. Jon & Kate deserve whatever criticism they get, they're adults and they made a choice to do the show - but the kids are innocent and have no control or say in the matter. So WATCH YOUR MOUTH people and show some decency! These are sweet little children we are talking about!!

This girl's life just took a nose dive into the gutter, she'll now have her 15 minutes of fame as that trashy girl who banged Jon Gosselin who had 8 kids and a plummeting reality TV show. I'm sure that looks good on a teacher's resume.

Aw hell, in a few months no one will even care to remember this. Heck, I almost forgot to care about finishing my comment on this...

moving on.

#8 Why do I think Ram #5 might actually be Mickey Rourke?

@21

Exactly.

Those poor kids are going to have some issues.

Relax, #21.

Those kids will be fine. Being half-chinese, they can run an entire dry-cleaing business themselves. And being half american, they can be materialsitc sluts, too.

ugh she's so ugly, plain and white trash-y...the way she displays that tacky dooney bourke just gives her away...kate is crazy, but at 34, is way more attractive than this snore fest of a girl...if youre gonna cheat, do it with SOMEONE HOTTER!

Yea, she's attractive... and so were the Bush twins...

Forget the overbearing wife - - what is a guy his age doing partying with 20-something year olds?? He needs to act his age and take responsibility for his children instead of acting like one.

#21 You can thank Quentin Tarantino for the "basterds" - that's how he always thought it should be spelled hence the new movie title. Thanks for being steuwpid, Quentin.

Why these two lame-o's with fertility issues thought they'd just go to the well for "one more" is beyond me - anyone taking that route should seriously evaluate the :what if" factor. It meant he had to grow the hell up and she had to learn to work with him, not make him work for her. Both of them are pretty miserable and fucked up and the kids will be the ones who'll pay a few years down the road when she's finally done pimping them out and he's still incapable of holding a job.

Hi I am here trying to hook up with a well hung black male. Please let me know if there are any here. OOOOoooooooooh!

Even with cheap reality show star fame Jon should be able to do better than this horse face. I imagine he'll tap this mutt for a while before getting himself at least some B- trim. God knows the poor pussy whipped douche deserves something for putting up with that ball breaking wife of his.

ummm... why is this news and why should it matter if he is having sex with other women when both John and Kate agreed to having girlfriends and boyfriends on the side? She is also having sex with another man and it's public knowledge.

Who still cares around those purses?

I dont think shes busted? Remeber Kate is on TV and probably has a make up artist? I do however think this girl is an idiot, a married man? with all those kids?? hes not going to get any $ its all going to the fam... and hes not even cute. I do however think Kate is a mean mean mean mean woman, and is so mean to Jon. No wonder hes throwing it in some 23 year old! go jon! kate enjoy the vibrator no one is going to tap u anytime soon.

Shit rolls down hill. No one would even comment on the kids or any of this bullshit if TLC was responsible and cancelled the show instead of cashing in on the familie's demise.

With that said, I agree 100% with #25 and I'm also suddenly in the mood for a Mai Tai.

FUGLY!!!

Rich! I just replied to your comment on the britney thread. Nice comment erection!

John & Kate Plus She's Gonna Be Late! LOL Do you get it? Cause when a woman is late with her period she may be pregnant, thus causing a bigger bump in the relationship between John and Kate, do you get it?

This is craz-o-matic! What shock-o-matic news!! However, I see a lawsuit-o-matic from this chick for ruining her bible belt-o-matic, down home country-o-matic reputation.

Oh!-matic!

I thought all those o-matics would have been a lot more fun to type.

Nope-o-matic.

@25 - I think they're actually like 1/4 Korean, not half Chinese. I think daddy is half-Korean.

Get your gooks straight!

Some like to eat dogs, some can't say Rs, some can't say Ls, etc...

What they have in common: bow-legged, stocky, thick coarse black hair, bad smells, slanty eyes, bad teeth, terrible-sounding languages, small dicks, low tolerance for alcohol, etc...

#38.... We got it, and it wasn't funny.

Balding dude with hair plugs, eight fucking kids, bad fashion taste and a massive cunt of an ex? I TOTALLY understand why she'd wanna hit it.

she's alright . just spend a little money on a makeover and she'd be nice. anything has to beat that man hating nut with the rats nest and patchwork quilt body.

JANEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Maybe she's just in it for the weed.

Ugh, Jon is so unattractive and is apparently going through a mid-life crisis.

That's some young fresh meat meat there. Looks tight. The old ball and chain Kate on the other hand is spoiled scabby roadkill.

Im glad that ugly homely cunt isn't my kids teacher! she is having an affair with a married man, loving the attention she is getting from it, has a druggie past and present apparently since she was pictured smoking pot, has an ex con brother living with her. What a great role model to children! Seriously, she is one ugly looking girl, her tacky cheap purse and she just looks ragged. Kate is a ten compared to that hot mess. lol.

First off, who gives a shit.

Second, "snuggle-o-matic"? Somebody needs a punch in the throat.

Cameras chasing around some average girl who is fucking some average guy on some show about average people with fucked up lives. Everyone is famous nowadays what a joke of a country...

HOW can an UGLY fuck like Jon get ANY woman that looks like this???????

Oddly enough, I also celebrated Kate's birthday by fucking another woman that day. Come on, let's see a show of hands...who else banged someone other than Kate on her birthday? No one? No one else banged someone OTHER than Kate on birthday?

What the fuck is up with her mouth?

I fuckin totally agree with #48. Who gives a flyin fuck? That o'matic shit has got to fuckin go,and one more thing, what does the bitch teach, how to be a slut?
What kind of a fuckin teacher is she?
#47, I agree with you up until the last sentence.
Fuck them.

Jon and Kate have 8 kids together so they should at least TRY to work it out in therapy or something..... Kate needs an attitude adjustment for sure, Wayyyyyyy too bitchy and Jon needs to stop hanging out with the fug school teacher. It seems simple enough but I guess all the drama helps with the ratings..............LAME

I bet they didn't think this would happen when she found out she'd pop out a litter...

If I were her I'd be careful. This guy can just look at her and make her Jon & Deanna plus 12.

if you are gonna cheat, make it worth your while. she sucks. ugly and looks dumb. white trash. boring too. kate is a pain, but she looks better than this.

notice she is wearing the mom jeans, even though kate is the mother of 8.

@14 "I bet she's one of those broads that go ass-to-mouth without a second thought."

why do you say that as if its bad?

Jon makes me sick.

Jon makes me sick.

The crass snarking is off the hook, folks. This is great.

#19 and #42 - you make my heart smile

@ #51 Hilarious! Seriously...Let's not forget: She's 23 and Kate is a CUNT! Nuff said.....

@ #51 Hilarious! Seriously...Let's not forget: She's 23 and Kate is a CUNT! Nuff said.....

#42 and #51 - very funny

#17 - you're seriously messed up

#14 "ass to mouth" - gross! But maybe that's why she keeps licking / biting her lips in almost every picture, sloppy seconds...

Id bet jon's lil head pop off when he sees that brand new surface call a 23 year old tummy...

this chick is fugly as hell and is a complete homewrecker.
jon sucks
so does kate, but her and the kids don't deserve this.

Why does everyone think he should be pulling better tail. I think she's hot, but when it comes to cheating your not trying to pork the sexiest lady around, your just trying to blow your load. A great man once said "Pussy ain't got no face." I think it was Jesus, not 100% sure I'll get back to you on that

Wow...this girl. Why would she date that guy? I'm sure she could do better. But then people wouldn't be taking pictures of her...and she wouldn't be "famous" for banging a dude that has eight kids and a reality show on TLC.

shes really ugly....seriously.

Lol even a guy with eight kids likes to celebrate a birthday!

Good for Jon, love the one your with. I do not blame him at all. Have you ever seen such a heartless foul biotch as Kate in your life? That would be a living hell.
All you women who find the slightest bit of sympathy for Cuntacula Kate you need to look at yourself in the mirror ....something is very wrong with you....Thank God for Japanese Porn

who the fcuk is jon and kate? who the fcuk cares?

she looks like a 14 year old meth head. still, its a step up for the poor guy.

Jon maybe a decent father, but he is one fat, ugly bastard. Kate is ten times more attractive than him, even on her worst day. I can understand her attraction to the "bodyguard." Could you imagine having to look at Jon while having intercourse? I shudder at the prospect.

The only reason anybody would be interested in him now, would be his newfound fame. Some girl just trying to garner her 15 minutes of fame, nothing more, nothing less, is all he'll be left with.

@20 hahaa at first I read snug-o-matic, which is still shitty embarassing writing.....HELLO 'writer' snuggle-o-matic doesn't even roll??? wtf so funneeeee

That looks great! Thank God for Japanese Porn

damn that is one ugly bitch. Someone give that horse face a feedbag. I know pussy has no face, but if I was down on that pussy I wouldn't be able to keep from thinking of that ugly face. What a trashy bitch.

I would.

I had a dog named Buser when I was growing up, and when I let him in side the house he would run around like a chicken with his head cut off for about five minutes because he was so excited to be off his chain and inside the house with people. However, Buster would eventually settle down and act like a normal dog after he got tired of running around like a crazed lunatic.
I kind of think Jon is going through what Buster use to go through. Jon is running wild because this is the first time he has been off Kate's chain in 8 years and he needs time to figure things out a little. I hope he gets his act together soon because he acting like an eighteen year old frat boy. Also, if I was the principle of the school where this young woman works, I would be looking into her behavior and making a decision as to he qualifications on being a positive role model for those students.
One last thing, you women out there that are married and want to stay married, take a good look at how Kate treated Jon and do the exact opposite. Also, the excuse of "I have eight kids" is no excuse!!! The marriage is the foundation of the family and your husband comes before your kids. And if he put you before the kids a solid marriage will result and the children will benefit from it greatly. I know sould stupid right? Well, tell me how stupid it is when you and your soon to be ex-husband are standing in front of a judge woundering what went wrong with your marriage.

IN the first placeif she a shool teacher she needs to act like a teacher with seeing a married man that just shows that she dosn,t have respect for him, or his eight childern or even as that gos the chidlern that is teachs. The parentsof the shool childern that she teachs should demand her job. She isn,t a very good role modle for them and dosn,t have respect for them or herself as teacher. She is skank that someone who has sex tape. If she said that she didn,t know who Jon Gossselin is then she shouldn.t be teaching then. Just show how stupid that she really is then. She just a friend then she wouldn.t be trying go after a married man inthe frist place. She would have respect for him and his eight childern also. She needs to stick with someone her own age.

WHO CARES IF KATE'S A BITCH! THAT'S WHAT ALL YOU MEN LIKE ANYWAYS! ONLY ONE PERSON NEED'S TO MANAGE THE ACCOUNT. LOOK'S LIKE KATE WAS THE RESPONSIBLE ONE. JON DON'T NEED TO SPEND ANY MONEY ON OTHER WOMEN. HE HAS 8 KID'S!! HE SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH HIS FAMILY SO KATE WOULDN'T BE SO OVER WHELMED AND COULD ENJOY HER BIRTHDAY. ALL KATE NEEDS TO DO HIS CHANGE HER HAIR STYLE. THAT HOME WRECKER DEANNA WILL ALWAY'S BE UGLY. AT LEAST KATE DIDN'T GET BUSTED IN PUBLIC UNLIKE SLOPPY ASS JON! JON COULD HAVE PUT HIS FOOT DOWN! INSTEAD I THINK HE IS A WEAK LAZY WIMP AND WAS LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO TAKE OFF FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITY OF HIS CHILDREN. DAD'S ARE DAY IN AND DAY OUT, NOT EVERY OTHER WEEKEND! HAVING A FAMILY SHOULD BE RAN LIKE A BUSINESS. KATE'S A LEADER NOT A CONTROL FREAK!

u know wut jon is a dickhead he was a wonderful father and husband until that deanna bitch came along, and he is so stupid that he got his ears pierced. way 2 go jon, now u r scheduled 2 see ur own kids!!!!!! kate is way better looking than that 23 year old chick who just wants sex with a star!!!

ps. jon ur a jerk who likes 2 hurt ur own gorgeous family and children

YUCK horseface is right good lord she's UGLY. talk about downgrading what an idiot!!!!!

Deanna Hummel is ugly. so glad other people think that too. shes still in that immature age of JUST becoming an adult... if shes "just a friend"...she should act like it. the fact that she even has some nude pictures--while its not with jon--shows how sleezy she is.
Jon is trying to live up his youth. maybe they settled too fast and poor communication. he claims hes excited about the future and doesnt regret "standing up on his own two feet" well, since when was cheating on your wife, acting BELOW ur age and as if your kids (that he supposidly puts first?) dont exist--not to mention being SELFISH and RUINING their lifes--when is all that standing on your own two feet?!!!
"yes maybe kate nags....but honestly... if i was to pop out 6 kids and trouble communicating...id be pretty naggy too!!! shes not feeling understood, helped, or appreciated. maybe she knows shes a lil' overbearing. knowing we nag makes a girl more unhappy and have more of a need to be understood...etc
maybe she pushed him away. but that is NOT an excuse. NOONE deserves to be cheated on.

how stupid is deanna and how stubborn of jon

My daughter had one of those purses like 5 years ago. This girl is a sad example of young people today. Of course I would love to know the school district she teaches in. Most if not all teacher contracts have morals clauses in them. Wonder why no one has busted her on it?

She might be ugly but what the hell would anyone want Jon Gosselin for? That man is ugly himself.

What happened to "Every Child deserves a Childhood". What's ahead for these kids now. It might still be a TV show but they forgot how to be a family. It started with TWO and was supposed to end with the SAME TWO. It's just messed up. In a way, we are ALL partially responsible; when you figure the TV Production put an Enormous Burden on an already stressful situation. Sure they had problems; EIGHT CHILDREN ARE A CHALLENGE! I respected their decision to decline Selective Abortion in the beginning but what happened to all that warm and fuzzy togetherness. If you FALL in love you can FALL out of love. Love is a choice. I heard that it's COMMITMENT that keeps a marriage together. We have done a hatchet job on marriage in our country and Jon & Kate had their hands full any way you look at it. So where was their support and guidance. Who did they go to for some perspective? They needed HELP and some responsibility, times 8.

CLARIFICATION:
They started as a couple (TWO), and were supposed to end with being a couple (TWO); sharing memories and having the kids and grandkids drop by for a visit and Thanksgiving and Christmas, family stuff. There are ALWAYS going to be ups and downs, that's our nature. It's what we do about it that makes the difference. How well do any of us deal with success, or wealth, or even a snazzy new sporty car. I seem to remember something about lust of the flesh, lust of the eyes and boastful pride of life.

I never saw the show before they went on American Chopper. I thought it was wierd when he said he didn't want the bike to have a passenger seat. Then I saw Kate and figured it out real quick. OMG what a bitch. I feel sorry for the kids though more than Jon. The kids can't devorce her and will most likely grow up with emotional problems. TLC should be taken off the air for allowing Jon & Kate to sell their kids childhood for profit. After I saw them on American Chopper I wanted to see what the hell their show was. First show I saw they announced that they were splitting up. I don't think either of them are good parents but I think they would be better off with Jon than with Kate. It would be pretty funny if he got custody and then got palamony and child support from Kate. The girl in the picture above is probably nice. It's easy for someone who has been treated like shit to fall for someone that treats them kindly. If Jon is with someone that makes him happy, or even if he's just sleeping around, it really isn't anyone's business but his.

Jon Gosselin is freaking ugly; he looks like he has down-syndrome. Does anybody else think the same as me?