Jun 9 2009Jessica Simpson's breasts are still huge. Ohthankgod.
Jessica Simpson paraded her large breasts around New York yesterday and what the-? Does anyone remember them having that many veins? Seriously, what's up that? They look like the head of one those aliens with the pulsating brain. If this is some sort of invasion, all I'm saying is, who wants nuclear codes in exchange for lap dances? Don't be shy.

Reader Comments
1. Valerie - June 9, 2009 5:31 PM
Fish--no kidding, man! Yuck
2. Neil McCabe - June 9, 2009 5:32 PM
veins mcblue
3. cb - June 9, 2009 5:33 PM
Big, veiny boobs are a sign of pregnancy....
4. Lourock - June 9, 2009 5:34 PM
In the words of Raddimus from "Waiting". "It's so veiny!"
5. Me - June 9, 2009 5:34 PM
Anyone posting after me drinks from Tony Homo's sweaty jockstrap
6. Fati - June 9, 2009 5:40 PM
That's what happens with big boobs. Bleh! My B rules.
7. Aimee - June 9, 2009 5:41 PM
to #3: they're also a sign of big natural breasts. some dreaming about what's going down in her vag.
to #5: gladly.
8. Aimee - June 9, 2009 5:42 PM
to #3: they're also a sign of big natural breasts. stop dreaming about what's going down in her vag.
to #5: gladly.
9. Percalator - June 9, 2009 5:44 PM
Her last colorist was male & NOT gay because he missed her black roots- staring down at them tee-otties!
10. Funeral Guy - June 9, 2009 5:45 PM
You homos are crazy. J. Simp might be dumber than a box of rocks but her body is smokin'. I'd do her until she couldn't see straight.
11. john - June 9, 2009 5:53 PM
veiny boobs are also a common among those known to have "fat boobs" which are basically boobs that have grown in size due to excessive weight gain
12. The Rake - June 9, 2009 5:59 PM
Goodness, gracious, those are monstrous. This chick went from beyond bangable, to feeling sorry for her, to somewhere in between. She is as dumb as dirt, but you Romo motorboats the hell out of those.
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13. Howie - June 9, 2009 6:11 PM
Her body moved veins from her brain to her breasts - thereby ensuring her most overused part is getting blood, while her most underused part can just sit and hibernate.
14. Ashley - June 9, 2009 6:12 PM
Those are some of the nicest biggest breasts I have ever seen in my whole life. I think they might even be bigger than Nancy Pelosi's humongous tits. Bigger than Slama Hyek's fake plastic rack. Someone should film Jessica doing jumping jacks. Imagine the seismic shock those huge natural funbags would create.
I want to milk her.
15. EB - June 9, 2009 6:13 PM
"You're so vein......"
16. Danklin24 - June 9, 2009 6:14 PM
Meh, they're not that bad actually. I've always liked her breasts.
17. boobman - June 9, 2009 6:16 PM
Class: Those are what REAL breasts look like. Now, I know it's strange to a lot of you... but... real breasts ARE better than plastic. Say it with me... "...Megan Foxx is fake... I refuse to drool over plastic bags..."
Accept no substitute!
18. Meg - June 9, 2009 6:27 PM
Veins are normal, she's just not airbrushed right now.
19. AJ - June 9, 2009 6:29 PM
Actually Jess got breast implants after she lost a lot of weight for Daisy Duke and her boobs drooped. She should have just waited to gain the weight again and her boobs would have been perky again.
20. ROUGH daddy for adult only - June 9, 2009 6:29 PM
lol I think Joe hire a good stylist,,,you suckers are so picky,,,gimme those veiny mams rough night long....
21. Lilly - June 9, 2009 6:47 PM
Hey at least they're not stretch marks.
I would kill for boobs like that. BTW she's had implants. They just fluctuate with her weight.
22. Lilly - June 9, 2009 6:59 PM
I meant she has NOT had implants.
She hardly ever needed them but seriously when have her breasts ever looked fake?
23. Parker - June 9, 2009 7:04 PM
uh-oh, when non-veiny boobs turn veiny it's a sign of baby on board. She should have stuck to anal only.
24. hero hhh - June 9, 2009 7:08 PM
uhhh,I think Joe hire a good stylist,,,you suckers are so picky.
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25. Nutter Butter - June 9, 2009 7:12 PM
Those look like pregnancy veins, not fatty veins, but who knows.
@14, Good Lord, i can never look past Pelosi's gaping hole of a gargoyle mouth to notice she even has tits... and i don't think Selma Hayek's tits are fake.
26. Axel - June 9, 2009 7:19 PM
I dont like the big blue vein... But motorboat!
27. Parker - June 9, 2009 7:24 PM
Anyone here who thinks her dad will try to blame Tony Romo for knocking her up? I say he proudly takes full credit.
28. Superbiggerevil - June 9, 2009 7:29 PM
Anyone posting in spot #5 licks Warren Sapp's black applesack clean after workout!
29. Alli Watermelon - June 9, 2009 7:40 PM
LOL @ anyone saying her boobs are fake. LOL @ anyone saying her boobs are veiny due to pregnancy. LOL @ anyone insisting that boobs get veiny due to weight gain. Some of you people are complete DUMBASSES. She has big boobs. She's always had big boobs. They are not fake, she is just blessed (at least in the boob department). ALSO, she has always had veiny boobs. I've always noticed it, but WHO CARES? They are lovely! You people just never noticed the veins before because she was skinnier and you were too busy trying to hide your BONERS from your obese and pasty wife sitting next to you. The end.
30. Tom K - June 9, 2009 7:48 PM
Agreed #29.
Though she really fell off in the looks department. She used to have such a body and pretty face then she started fucking with and injecting her lips to to make the fuller now she looks like a baboons ass.
31. Tom K - June 9, 2009 7:50 PM
She fell off hard! She use to be hot now shes not. Nick Lachey used her up, he was tapping that ass everyday even when she didn't want it. Now Tony has the used up less hot version.
32. let 'em breathe - June 9, 2009 7:53 PM
Maybe the veins wouldn't be so visible if she'd just let those things out. Looks like that dress is smashing those things back into her head.
33. Darth - June 9, 2009 8:14 PM
A couple of years back i used to think that Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson were very much alike.
34. Nero - June 9, 2009 8:16 PM
@33 Their looks or IQ? Or maybe both?
35. justifiable - June 9, 2009 8:31 PM
#23, 25 You guys and other have been screaming "baby" for months now. Her boobs looked like this back in February - and pics # 5,6,7 etc is NOT what a 5 months (minimum) belly looks like. Some women, implants or not, with big boobs have veins close to the surface - in movies they're covered by makeup, in pictures they're airbrushed out.
36. HoneyQ - June 9, 2009 9:35 PM
It's called the circulatory system. Get the fuck over it.
37. Maximus - June 9, 2009 9:53 PM
Jessica Simpson is seriously gorgeous from head to toe. Damn.
38. Jeff - June 9, 2009 10:21 PM
Please Tony - let me handle the snaps on her chest .
39. Delgo - June 9, 2009 10:28 PM
Ah, the internal mammary arteries.
40. Mister Bored - June 9, 2009 10:36 PM
Nice breasts.
Zero ass.
41. Huckleberry Hashimoto - June 9, 2009 10:44 PM
Big fucking deal, breasts have veins. If that bothers you, I suggest you start saving up for a RealDoll.
42. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - June 9, 2009 10:50 PM
WTF??? Where her butt go. She got hit from behind by a Mack truck or something?
43. oh fer chrissakes - June 9, 2009 11:46 PM
#39 As opposed to the external ones? P.S. Breasts don't have arteries.
44. :B - June 10, 2009 12:21 AM
disconcerting what turns people off now a days.
It's a human body. it's going to have LIKE, omg, veins and shit to keep it working.
Pretty soon though, everything will be homogenized and like walking photoshop. People with imperfections will be Taboo. SO DONT YOU WORRY, in fifty years or so we'll all look like porn stars!
45. Bosco - June 10, 2009 12:34 AM
@43 Although I'm no doctor, breasts better have arteries or they would no blood supply and would shrivel up and die....
46. GG1000 - June 10, 2009 12:55 AM
Take it from a mother of three - big veiny breasts mean you're pregnant.
47. justifiable - June 10, 2009 1:36 AM
#45 But do you play one on TV? You're not wrong. Breasts have a very rich vascular supply which is why they're able to undergo reduction and other surgeries so well. They derive that blood supply from some 3 or 4 major arteries. Arterial systems are deep and thick-walled, not close to the surface and visible - I think this is what #43 means. Thinner arterioles are what branch off of those. Vessels like the axillary vein and its branches are thinner walled and more visible. Bet you're glad you asked, huh? ;D
48. amisaki - June 10, 2009 1:45 AM
#46 Take it from a mother of none, you're wrong. A positive pregnancy test means you're pregant - things like this differ from women to woman. I have the same size tits she has, I have the same fair skin and figure type, and I've always had really visible veins since high school and no kids have ever showed up. Besides someone said, they looked like this back in February. She'd be showing by now if she was preggers.
49. Insatiable Peter - June 10, 2009 2:18 AM
After all these years, to whom I'd still make insane unbridled love and never marry.
Some of the best tits in the biz. Always have been.
50. gerard vandenberg - June 10, 2009 6:32 AM
Her belly and upper legs are HUGE too, folks!!
51. mikeock - June 10, 2009 6:50 AM
I would crawl over glass, Adam Lambert and thumbtacks for a chance to fuck this girl
52. Dick Really Throbbn - June 10, 2009 8:01 AM
GOD, I love her, I mean them.....
You who claim heterosexuality haters, STFU.
53. minnie - June 10, 2009 8:17 AM
she is frickin unreal...........shut up all you sad pathetic haters !!!!! YOU ARE JEALOUS!!!she is fab , gorgeous SO SEXY .
GET OVER IT SHE IS UNREAL ........GO VENT SOMEWHERE ELSE ........
54. sal - June 10, 2009 8:45 AM
Yes, the boobs are big, but look what they are attached to...the body of a linebacker. Man face, man hands, beer belly, and massive tree stump legs. That is not an attractive combination. She is a freak of nature.
55. anonymous - June 10, 2009 8:51 AM
Why is she making a plastic blowup doll face in the big picture? Did a network executive say no to her idea for a reality show, but promised to consider her for a reality show about a blowup doll if she could imitate one?
56. RichPort's Ghost - June 10, 2009 8:56 AM
I'm sorry, but shouldn't Madame Titsalot be out getting booed doing country music..? Nice priorities there, Jess...
57. msjessiemeghan - June 10, 2009 9:26 AM
She's all right.
Her boobs are a bit veiney though...
And it's not because they are big. Mine are a C and not like that, although...not that big either.
Nice to see she is losing weight though, slowly but surely....
58. stickykeys - June 10, 2009 9:55 AM
looks like she's lactating to me. could this be how she's lost weight?
59. Queen Regina - June 10, 2009 10:02 AM
She's definitely pregnant.
60. America's Dairyland - June 10, 2009 10:37 AM
Those udders look like they belong on someone much older than 28. They are so droopy and saggy.
61. Jorge "No Chin" Posada - June 10, 2009 10:44 AM
I would give up any of our steriods won World Champions for a chance to motorboat those babies.
62. crazypants - June 10, 2009 12:09 PM
Those are great boobs. Some boobs are veiny. Some great boobs are veiny. She has veiny, great boobs. God, so many of you are fucking children.
She's a human being. I betcha sometimes she poops and eats food and other weird shit too.
63. Meream - June 10, 2009 1:10 PM
Wow, those are huge and veiny. But she looks hot here.
64. Dave ain't here, man - June 10, 2009 1:24 PM
@48 "I have the same size tits she has, I have the same fair skin and figure type..."
How YOU doin'?
65. e-rcok - June 10, 2009 1:55 PM
Sorry guys, those knockers are IMPLANTS! They were always big, but if you look at old pics, they were SAGGY, and she got implants. They AWESOME though, so everyone needs to shut the hell up about implants.
Salma Hayek
Bar Refaeli
Jessica Simpson
Gisele Bunchen
Adriana Lima
Alexandra Ambrosio
you get the idea... all implants. AND THEY ARE GORGEOUS!!!
So let them be. They are all gorgeous.
There are some with great implants, some with terrible implants
GET OVER IT.
66. minty - June 10, 2009 3:19 PM
my boobs get HUGE like jessica's and very veiny just before that time of the month. it looks to me like that is the reason for all the veiny-ness.
67. OaklandAs - June 10, 2009 4:01 PM
Pretty pregnant looking
68. melissa k - June 10, 2009 6:53 PM
People have veins get a life. I agree with 36
69. melissa k - June 10, 2009 6:53 PM
People have veins get a life. I agree with 36
70. Crappola - June 10, 2009 7:13 PM
She's just thick. That's all there's to it. Her black dress isn't doing a very good job at hiding her thickness.
I'm sure Jessica Simpson was hoping you notice the boob and not the increase in size.
71. Amir - June 11, 2009 11:00 AM
Her ass is still as wide and flat as a pancake.
72. Ella - June 15, 2009 3:35 AM
Perhaps you have never seen real breasts in your life - you would have noticed veins are very common, unless they are fake and/or badly done boobs.
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