Jun 4 2009Jessica Biel gets dolled up for Letterman

I dont like her face it looks too plastic but i loved her outfit, she looks good!

FUG.

She complains that she doesn't good jobs because she's "too beautiful" but other women more beautiful than her get jobs. Sometimes she just might not be the person they're looking for, or maybe her audition just got outshined by others. There's more to acting than looks, believe it or not, and sometimes it doesn't matter if the actor is pretty or not.

Wow pic 5 is the epitome of beauty.

Is it just me or is her butt splatted with something in shot 16???

ps I love her toned figure. I wish I had a cook, trainer, nutritionist and genes....

Why does this horse dress like she's over 50? I really don't get it. Apparently some people think she's nice looking/sexy/beautiful. SO GET A STYLIST

oh and file down your teeth please

I love everybody from 1-6 for not being immature and posting "First" like some other idiots on these threads. I am sick and tired of seeing losers post that, some of them are not even in the first slot. One time I saw a thread with four "Firsts" in slots, one , two, three, and four...how pathetic. At least make sure you are first.

That said, Jesse Biel is cute, but not gorgeous. She looks a little T-Rexish for me. Not digging the big teeth.

Petrifying! And I don't mean that Jessica's scary.

I guess I must be dead, because I'm staring at her ass, not her legs. Fish, you're gay.

Fantastic body, amazing ass, nice face. Just seems like a total bitch, though.

did she shit through her dress??? pic # 6

yeah but red, the reason for that is that 20 million people see no comments and simultaneously make one saying (and thinking) they are first, but when they all hit enter only 1 can first so they all get stacked 1 - 20 saying FIRRST!!

But you must know that complaining about the FISRETS! ness is almost entirely as annoying as people SAYING FIRST! Just don't mention it

lol only one can first... I meant only one can BE first

Oh I see it now, where she might not get jobs because she's too beautiful. It has to be the trailer park hair or the expertly tucked testicles. That is RuPaul, right? She could try throwing dirt in her face or become a bag lady to see if that uglies her up and gets those parts rolling in. Or just skip straight to watching her own performance in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and realize she's out shined by two guys spooning.

She's a beauty ,no doubt of that ,she can act better then most starlets and she has good name recognition ,you would think her career would be doing really well.

I dont know what it is about her but I just dont like her. Obviously she has a nice figure and a pretty face when she has the slap on but apart from that there are many more beautiful celebrities out there than her. Her claim to fame now is dating Justin Timberlake and I doubt she will be ditching him.

If that's her natural upper lip, then swell, but if she's ruined it with injections or something... well, for reference, when your upper lip is thicker than your lower, it makes you look -Que Funky-. Sort of like Gary Shandling. She is a babe, but the claim that she's not getting hired for being too beautiful is probably more due to the lack of truly decent and stupendous Jessica Biel butt pics lately. ;)

Ah. I just got a note from J.B. with a signed butt pic, saying that if I corrected "ruined" in my previous post for the more kind and potentially correct, "altered", I'd stand a better chance of her loving me once she's done with Justin. I can never say no to beauty.

I was looking at her ass.

"It has to be the trailer park hair or the expertly tucked testicles."

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Her sweaty armpits are my favourite.

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I would lick the shit out of her ass! And also pay for her dry cleaning!

where's that Randal with his cheesy comments at? i actually enjoying reading those lol. Biel looks hot!

What's not to like? Beautiful with hair up, definitely exotic, kind of that East Euro-Russian face thing going on. Swimmers build, I'd like to wrestle her and lose.

Choppers look like the Predator movie. Nice ass though. I'd pump it full of man mayo.

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Nasty fucking bitch like all women. My legs are shaplier and I never have razor stubble or cuts on them. I actually have a better bubble than her ass does too as I do lots of squats in high repetition. My beauty certainly doesn't keep ME out of work!!!!!

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#4, pic five is more like the epitome of teeth. Put a bag over her head, and she looks good.

This girl is absolutely stunning.

ewww... she is gross... so not attractive.

Dude's got a great body.

Man,
Whatever man/woman has the fucking balls to criticize JB is out of THIER FUCKING MINDS. She's one of the hottest women out there, in every respect. If you have something bad to say about here, back it up with posting a link to your facebook/myspace page, you fucking fags.

It's amazing how beautiful she is with a smokin' hot body, but a lot of you talk trash about how fugly she is while you think the butterface, orange spray on tan Bar Rafaeli is hot? Her horse face is a far cry from Sarah Jessica Parker's ugly ass, she's amazing!

She looks good but... What is that brown shit plattered all over her ass? Oh wait I think I just answered my own question.

I would kill for that necklace. I used to have a debate with my son: Alba or Biel? I think Biel, now. She's got classic looks.

I think JT probably doesn't know what to do with all that ass. Bet he sits in a corner crying when he sees it.

I should have such shoulders.

The fugly "necklace" has ruined the whole outfit, and yes, that's an overload of lip collagen, big-time.

It is obvioius she is not wearing a butt girdle like Kim Kardaskank because she has a nice firm butt unlike wide hip fat ass buttle girdle Kim Kardaskank.

"congratulations, you're in Purgatory: Now with WiFi." - Could you explain this? I'm seeing lot's of references but I guessed I missed it.

she is pretty - but let's face it: damn boring !!!!!

She is a perfect example of a healthy fit female. She works out regularly and eats in moderation. She has a nice tight fit body and all natural. She has no breast implants and her body is the best it can be. She did not get her curves by overeating; she got them by practicing a healthy lifestyle.

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She actually looks pretty here. I love her makeup.

She looks nice, but it's such a joke that she thinks she can't get good roles because of her looks. Far, far prettier actresses get great roles (Scarlett, Angelina, Julia, Halle...)

The problem is the talent level. Biel's isn't too impressive. THAT keeps the meatier roles at bay - not the looks.

RE: congratulations, you're in Purgatory: Now with WiFi." - Could you explain this? I'm seeing lot's of references but I guessed I missed it.

If I'm not mistaken, it's a refrence to GITMO detainees now having internet access.

Is anybody else buying the, "I'm not a lesbian" appearance that JB made on Letterman last night? She said she regretted doing the Blender shoot. But still continued to take overtly sexual roles. The, Maria Menounos aggressive ass grab, "the kiss". Then, last night, she has Dave show a picture of Timberflake, supposedly mauling Jessica at a Laker's game. Over compensation? Sorry, but there's somethin' off about these two, and JB strikes me as a bushwhacker. Not that it changes the fact she's a serious piece of ass. I still say she's doin' Timberflake's cousin/assistant. And I'm still not buyin' that Timberflake isn't ridin' the greek saddle.

telegram ms. biel:

seen you act on 7th heaven stop

you stupid bitch stop

Like she's standing there on the fourth pic.How much would she ask?

Is that a ponytail?

Her career is over before it started

She's incredibly hot and was very charming on Letterman last night. Haters blow dick.

Am I the only one that notices she has a very thick non existant waist, maybe it's just the very unflattering skirt and shirt. A very ugly combination, the shirt makes it look like she has a huge gut.

she looks buff.... like a man.

she's GOTTA BE hiding a dick

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wth is up with her nose??

I'd hike that little pink skirt of hers up, and slide it into her doggie style. I'd pound it into her pretty pink love tunnel, then pull out and do her in the ass. Man, what a perfect ass she has. I'd ram the poopchute on this fine lady. Bet she's got a powerfully strong 'grip'.

First, Biel never said she was "too beautiful," she said she was too "modern" looking to be considered for period films.

Second, most period films (think "Age Of Innocence") are about upper-middle class or upper-class white people of English ancestry. Biel on the other hand is a mix of different ethnic groups, including Native American. In short, she's right: her look is wrong for most period films.

What stuns me is how people on this list and elsewhere misinterpreted Biel's comments, probably because they didn't actually READ the interview or more likely because they are jealous of her and look for any excuse to criticize the woman ("Mean Girls," anyone)? My advice: stop projecting YOUR self-hatred and lack of intelligence on to someone you don't know and don't understand.

First, Biel never said she was "too beautiful," she said she was too "modern" looking to be considered for period films.

Second, most period films (think "Age Of Innocence") are about upper-middle class or upper-class white people of English ancestry. Biel on the other hand is a mix of different ethnic groups, including Native American. In short, she's right: her look is wrong for most period films.

What stuns me is how people on this list and elsewhere misinterpreted Biel's comments, probably because they didn't actually READ the interview or more likely because they are jealous of her and look for any excuse to criticize the woman ("Mean Girls," anyone)? My advice: stop projecting YOUR self-hatred and lack of intelligence on to someone you don't know and don't understand.