Jun 13 2009Jennifer Aniston breaks out the big guns

She is a hot piece of ass and most likely always will be, but zomg the push-up-bra-mechanics on that dress are working super overdrive...

She wants a baby but thinks she needs Prince Charming to paint her cervix so she's holding out for this imaginary guy. The clock's ticking hon, the bloom is going to fall of the rose soon. Get busy.

This witch is far too old for a baby. Death is the next big step for one as old as she. There really is nothing left for her. She is not a real actress and is far too aged for the "girl next door lovable and sweet " bullshit she has been relying on for the last 10 years. She is like 40 now. It's all over.
Dear ladies: after 40 there is only changing your daughter's diapers. Party's over. Time to check out a nice plot of land for your final resting place.

Have a nice weekend.

she's still got it.

she's plain as usual, imho. but her dress is fucking ugly. just sayin'

shesssssss cute

Too bad she's a total bitch, and probably a cold fish in the sack.

Man he is wonderfull.... everything about her is perfect.
I dont know about you guys but her feet drive me crazy
perfection!

She's still rapetastic. She'll make a hot MILF.

I'm feelin Mr Test Tube is in her future!

That tinfoil shit makes her tits look lopsided.

That pimple at the left side of her cleavage (her left, our right) is really distracting me. I want to reach in there and pop it.

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She still got it so why not flaunt it?

Better her than Madonna and her man-hands. Me scared mommy!

That dried up skanky whore is trolling, if she wasn't such a bitch, she'd have a fuckin man to abuse and some retarded kids.
WTF is up with that fucked up dress?
Let's face it, she's slipping...fast.

She's got a lot more going for her than half the blonde booby retards out there. Go Jen!

I don't like that dress, but holy God her body is amazing. She must work out 24/7. I love it!!

Such harsh comments, honestly god forbid you idiots ever wanted a happily married life and could not attain it. And bringing up the ability to never have children? How the hell did your parents raise you. Freaks.

She looks great. If you like seeing crazy pics of celebrities you should check out www.tylershields.com

Ive always liked her. I dont like the midsection of that dress. She looks great. Way better than me and im way younger. I really hope she finds what shes looking for.

All I can say is...."Where the fuck did they come from"

Why doesn't she dress like this all the time ?

I'm a fucking genius baby, I'll give you the sperm count you need.

Body by Heaven. Dress courtesy Reynold's Wrap.

I would love to glaze those mounds

What a hideous creature. Not even the cleavage can help her. Fugly hag.

John Mayer is a Twittering man boy. Jen is hotter at 40 than she ever was. I would REALLY enjoy a night between those sweet tits. Oh,and for the record - it would be just a little weird fucking a cunt that still has Brad Pitt tracks in it, but I'd manage. I'm pretty sure I'd be sliding past his personal best.

I wonder if she swallows. What do you think?

#3 wtf is wrong with you? Seriously....wtf is wrong with you? Mother sexually abuse you, die, etc.? You need help.

Why in good god's name is she dressed in tin foil?
New fashion statement that I'm unaware of?
Looks like I'll be clothes shopping in the kitchen appliances aisle from now on.

Not bad this time.

I'm surprised,a Jennifer Aniston post since a long time.What happened?

I don't think she's wearing any panties.She's ready to get sperminated.

I wanna play with those!!

Did someone call me? What must i do?

Desperate. I hate it when old women try to act like they are 20 something-which she is not for sure. She looks rediculus. Too bad all the men in Hollywood run like hell from her crazy ass.

Desperate. I hate it when old women try to act like they are 20 something-which she is not for sure. She looks rediculus. Too bad all the men in Hollywood run like hell from her crazy ass.

Cheap ill fitting dress. I expect her to wear a better dress than that. Jen has her pr team cranking up the phony awards for her. Time to hunt for another phony man to front with at her movie premiere. I guess John Mayer is out this time around.

Yes Amy, both of my parents and most of my uncles used me as their toy. I was beaten, raped, defecated on, tattooed at age 4, lived in a basement (still do).
What the fuck is your problem you ugly spic-whore? You must really be impressed by your own patheticness posting your page here. It must really frighten you to know that life is short and you will face the death of your loved ones sooner than you would like. How fleet are the days, long the memories but essentially nothing more than neural imprints. Nothing more. Soon, you will see your first gray hairs since you have animal-like black follicles. Than the crow's feet will display unto your reflection the realization that you are beginning to decay. You will no longer be referred to as a girl, but rather, a woman. And then you will marry the best you can, most likely settling for a mate far less than your fantasies (I would imagine you fantasize to the squishy sounds of a large cunt being impaled with a long and wide dildo).
You see, life is mostly about disappointments since we are only here for a cosmic instant and for no logical reason other than to pass on our genes.

For no other reason than to perpetuate the macromolecular assemblage we call "our lives". Our children (which we are fooled by our minds into loving) are nothing more at all than vehicles of genetic perpetuation. Love is a lying hormonal delusion with the same mundane purpose. We fuck and fuck and spill our rancid gametes, the female being machine to propagate. Other than that they are a useless gender. They age horribly and become nuisances in that process of dying.

By the way Amy, I will be in your neck of the woods next month. Perhaps you would be interested in meeting me and buying me drinks. Just think. You might get lucky.

Chow

God... that is only a face a mother can love.... nasty.

she looks great. shut the fuck up haters. i hope you rot.

She looks like a man!!!

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#37...okay, now I know you're joking. First, I'm 24, therefore not old. Second, I'm not a spic...just a regular, run of the mill whitey. Third, I always post my page so that I can be held accountable for my "mouthing off." I don't like to hide behind a computer...unlike you.

I'm quite aware that one day I will get old and die. I didn't need to get a law degree to figure it out. I guess since I'll be worthless after 40 in the looks and baby-making department, I'll just keep making money and going on trips. I think women are allowed to do those things nowadays. I may even learn to quilt...I think quilts are a nice thing to have. They keep folks warm. Hey! There's a purpose for me...oh wait...men can make quilts also....nevermind. Hangs head in shame.

Also, nice try on attempting to sound intelligent. Half-of it didn't make sense, wasn't spelled correctly, and contained run-ons. You had the right idea...it just didn't pull together nicely. Me having a law degree must have really made you feel the need to impress me. How cute. If you were being humorous, I am slightly impressed. If not, then no dice.

Also, I hope you know--I constantly win awards for both my beauty and chastity. Trophys, gift certificates to Dorsia, Micky D's, 2 tickets to paradise... etc. TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

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Speaking of gunz, did jenny go postal on Forbes magazine offices yet?

I have never understood why this bitch is famous.

From her wretched performance in the original "Leprechaun", her lousy attempts in "Office Space" (which was the only bad part of that entire film), to her long-running stint on that overrated and shitty, shitty TV show, she's always seemed like just another lame, no talent, high maintenance pain-in-the-ass that sucked the right Hollywood dicks.

Except for mine. Now come over here Jen, and slob on this knob, if you please.

this is all Mia Farrow's fault

think about it

now where's my asian hooker with the nylon rope?

She's been hot for a long time, but can't keep a guy for shit. I honestly think that on a day to day basis she's fuckin' whacked. I hate to say this, but no matter how how you are...fuckin' whacked gets old.

Every guy run from her because she is crazy and a bed bug. If she tries to link her name to a guy that guy deny her ass fast a lighting. No body wants a bitter old negative ho. Freaking cold dead fish in bed.

Pic #8 is totally photoshop material.

41 Amy, you brag like a total textbook case of a inferiority complex. If you are successful, good for you, but there is no need to act like an idiot. If you are going to explain and justify your actions and words to every moron, you are not as smart as you think you are. Just relax and enjoy your success with dignity and grace.

41 Amy, you brag like a total textbook case of an inferiority complex. If you are successful, good for you, but there is no need to act like an idiot. If you are going to explain and justify your actions and words to every moron, you are not as smart as you think you are. Just relax and enjoy your success with dignity and grace.

*an inferiority complex

@37: If you feel that way about it, why don't you eat the business end of a handgun and spare us your regurgitated nihilist philosophy?

Jennifer needs to give up cigarettes and quit smoking tobacco.

Id eat her pussy

Fati....you aren't the best at getting jokes are you? It's okay...I mean, it's not easy to grasp context on a computer. I sometimes mistake humor for assholishness.

She looks absolutely FABULOUS! She's 20 years older than most of you and the starlet wannabes in Hollywack but looks d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s and healthy. All you jackasses would mumble bumble and be completely intimated by a woman like this...and that's exactly why your wives and girlfriend are, for the was majority, ugly. The girl glows, smiles from the inside out, has tons of charisma and class, not to mention killer legs and ankles. LOVE THAT! She might not have a perfect face, but she sure is beautiful. And hey, if she's still single, what do you expect? It's hard to find a man that lives up to Brad Pitt.

you haters are the reason alot of people are supporting her.

She is forty... when my mom was 40 I was already 21, and moved out and living on my own.

The dress is a serious fashion design mistake. It's absolute shite. Stupid and unflattering.

The fact that she still manages to look good in it shows what a kickin bod she still has.

I can't believe she's 40!

Wow, she's looking hot. Look at that bod!!

Wow, she's looking hot. Look at that bod!!

I'd kill for just one weekend with her! I'll give her babies, my nuts on a platter, anything she fu*king wants! I just want her legs wrapped around me and my face buried between those tits!

assman approves.

I would fuck her anytime...

Amy - I'd agree with you 100% if you hadn't had to point out that you're '24 and not a spic'. Wanting to prove that you're young and white makes you sound as ignorant as that troll.

#60 - The fact that your mom was a teen mother is nothing to brag about.

Knowing how rockers and actors treat their wenches,this piece of spent meat
at least survived,(so far).
Too bad,her face is ready for radio.

I believe that our sweet Jenn has now 'jumped the shark...'. Her face in image #1 and #2 is not very attractive. Plus, what aluminum foil bake potato wrapped dress does she have on here? I mean please. Ouch! I cut myself on the edge as I was opening it up to put cheese and butter on. Curses 'foiled again'. She used to have an beautiful hour glass figure, don't see that any more. Is that a baby bump, or just a gut forming? Lumpy bake potato?

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It is important that I make this woman pregnant as soon as reasonably possible.

I'd even eschew the anal pleasure she needs until she was properly impregnated.

lol

She is so beautiful.

I think she's lovely but that is one ugly dress indeed

Poor sweet girl. You are closer to being dead today than you were when you took the time to verbally assault me - a fine and good man - for no good reason. I never said anything negative to you other than the mean-spirited things I said. Does offending innocent sadists satisfy an inner craving that sex cannot? I would guess you a bitter young woman. Something is obviously very wrong with you.
Vaginal odor? Excessive pubic hair and rashes about the genitals?
Please allow me to find meaning in the few remaining days I have.

That metallic sunvisor dress of hers proves that she is indeed, delusional.

She is trying to show as much skin as she can the very look of desperation. I think she listen to a lot of bad advice as well as being stupid. She remind me of Madonna both are so desperate you can smell desperation on them.

I'd bang this bitch in 360 degrees. Top to bottom and left to right. How many positions in the Kama Sutra? Whatever there is, we'd add a couple.

Afterwards she wouldn't know whether she's going or coming. She'd be walking into walls, knocking herself onto her ass, and giggling. Drunk on the sexual power of my penis pelvic motion. She'd have forgotten ever having met Tyler Durden and Cheezeball Mayer.

FUCK YEAH.

Come to me my darling, and I will lead you to sexual, loving paradise. And knock your ass up in the bargain, if you like. A couple of rugrats with yours and my genes in them would take over this world.

She looks fantastic. And for everyone saying how she's dried up or can't have kids or can't keep a guy...ever considered that after getting f-ed over by a cheating husband, she now just wants to mess around with some young hotties for a while? Maybe she's not trying to have a long-term relationship, not trying to have a bunch of babies, and simply enjoying looking hot -- sleeping with hot younger men and making movies. And her body is absolutely bangin' no matter what her age is. She's still got it. The only thing pathetic is how everyone attacks her for living her life and having fun.

jen you would look younger if you did your hair dark again! the blonde looks gray and too common and not exotic and not as sexy. it reminds me of like diane keaton and every other actress with light hair as they get older. you are greek! you would look hot with brown hair again! like in the rachel days. and wear it up and tan elss. you will look younger and sexier. you already do.. but think about the possibilities.. you look so common now..

ok, I don't even know what to say about her - its hard to know where to start. I don't dislike this woman at all. I'll just say it must be hard being her. All the money and fame, she works what she was given (looks wise).

I don't know if it is the media but she does come off needy - I saw that when she was dating Brad - remember the pic of her and Brad at an Elton John concert, the first pics of them together and she had her whole body wrapped around him.

Also that b/w wedding pic of Brad with his head down - he didn't look happy then. She snagged him when he was obviously still not quite over the breakup with GP. It happens a lot, a person ends up marrying or getting pregnant by their rebound b/c they got them when they were down. Jen comes off sugary sweet but she is very manipulative. But her mistake was choosing to pursue a movie career and not a family. She probably figured since she is married to Brad she could catapult to movie A list super stardom but it didn't quite work and she lost it all.

He was never truly hers to begin with so you can't lose what's not yours. That's why it is such a crock that Angelina stole him, Brad was only in that marriage in body - his mind, heart, and soul were elsewhere.

Also, why the hell is Charlie Sheen's ex (forgot her name) on every gossip site about that shitty show no one cares about.

#76 that was pretty lol funny!

yeah, she looks a bit stale the hair, makeup, the face, stomach, the dress all this for some bullshit award I heard even pamela anderson won a few years back. I think the stylists took the day off on this one from the hair on down.

maybe its just me but she looks like she could be pregnant (maybe why her boobs look so big...)..not that she looks fat at all but she looks a little round in her lower stomach

she looks stunning~

she looks stunning!

She needs to stick to 2" heel / closed toe shoes. Her feet look too strained and veiny.

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A very average looking woman in a very below average looking dress.

Grrrr where is the obligatory ASS SHOT!!! She looks good

She is FAR classier and better looking than Jolie. Pitt blew it big time.

What??? Amy managed to make this thread about her? I'll never believe it... Get the fuck outta here... no, seriously... I'll bet you got that chastity award by passing an (ahem) oral exam...

I mean, aren't there places farther off than Alaska? You can see Russia from there, I hear...

RE: "She needs to stick to 2" heel / closed toe shoes. Her feet look too strained and veiny."

Too much bronzer ? Her feet look like she kicked a pizza.

Get a life !!!!! That's for all you people who do not have a nice thing to say.
Όσα δε φτάνει η αλεπού τα κάνει κρεμαστάρια !!!!! As Greeks would say !!! Have a great day !

Beautiful Jenn... Face Down, Ass Up! ASSume the position. I'd probe her any any one of her holes. She is a fine POA!!!

shes insanely HOT

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"OH my eyes...its 'orrible!".
Big no for me. What an ugly dress and a tired looking face.