Jun 2 2009Heidi & Spencer bitch out of reality show

surprise. those faggoty bitches.

Take them out back and shoot them ... next !! And while you're at it, take Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, too. :)

OMG does Heidi look like an ugly hag without makeup or what?!

How do these people get money? What am I missing? I'm not stupid. How do they get money?

is it just me, or per "Zoolander", did you want to see these two blow up in a "cigarette + gasoline = death" thing? I know what I was wishing for...

Not only that, but I think Spencer was lying about being a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu blackbelt. Purple belt maybe: http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/spencer-pratt-heidi-montag-bjj-training-video/

Ugh! That is 2hours of my life that i will never get back.. Spencer and Heidi make me Siiiiiiiick! They are a couple of rediculous Morons, a waste of skin. Spencer has the biggest ego on this planet.. Baaarff

Can that bitch not take a photo with her mouth closed?

Im in awe of the garbage being fed to the American audience, shame on NBC!

Isn't that the tough guy that was a) lurching around like a cock muncher in that "rap" video and b) seen wearing a "guns and jesus" t shirt just before the last election? What a bitch... I was hoping the situation would get desperate enough for the other D listers there to have to shoot them and eat them.

Quick!, hand me a lighter...

I was thinking about if Heidi Montag finished this show succesfully then she would be capable to entertain my men in their spartanic hut.I would have employed her fulltime for this.But she is a pussy whip not tough enough for this important job.I'm disappointed.

DDDOOOUUUCCCHHHEEEBBBAAAGGGSSS
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They're both pussy whips! @13 Really? What's her age?

This is the best news I have heard all day!!

Oh the DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!! And I would have posted the worst pictures I could find of Summer's Eve and Massigill:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/spencer-and-heidi-pratt-quit-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-200926

or

http://www.dlisted.com/node/32330

Gotta say, Fish - I'm a long-time reader and I know I've posted about this before but you are not making good on your promise to not post about them. You said you'd do it if Heidi was in a bikini and I would think it would be okay if you wanted to inform us of their demise, but honestly, you're promoting them more than the reality show (which, by the way, I had not seem on TV and only learned of by reading this blog.)

How much are they paying you? Quit it, already.

Awwwww....is life too hard for wittle Heid and Spencer?
SUCK IT UP BABIES...IT GETS WORSE!

That picture would've been a lot better if one of them was holding a lit lighter. Morons.

if we stop believing in them, they will go away.

you don't exist! you don't exist!
go away douchebag reality show scumbags!
YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP!
YOU DO NOT EXIST!

attention media - all of you!
stop posting about them!
stop covering them on radio!
stop talking about them on TV!
stop watching their stupid television shows!
STOP GIVING THEM MONEY!

Let those talentless soul-less slugs dry up and die!

could you possibly squeeze a few more ads onto the page. xrist already!

for any of you that think heidi is hot, enough said:

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/06/01/heidi_spencer_want_to_quit_im_a_celebrity.php

Would you get the windshield too? Keep the change.

These two make themselves easy targets. Wait, that's probably their strategy. Hmmm...

#5: I know... I asked them to honor my friends' memories by participating in a gasoline fight re-enactment, but they totally let me (and all of you) down.

God Damn It fish STOP POSTING MR.AND MISS DOUCHBAGS!!!!!!!! again the Late george carlin is right is all BS and is bad for ya and this is the perfect exsample of that!

I remember the good ol' days of the Superficial, when FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WANNABE CELEBRITIES DIDN'T WASTE ALL THE SPACE THAT SHOULD BE USED TO SHOW OFF HOT BIKINI AND NIPPLE SLIP PHOTOS!!!

Come on Fish! Nobody wants to see this shit.

FUCKING STOP IT!!!!

Spencer Pratt is a "legit" purple belt. I say "legit" because he got his belt exclusively through private instruction - which isn't a bad thing, except for the lack of competitive experience. To legitimately earn your belts in BJJ, you have to have some match experience. Also, Spencer Pratt's instructor, Kevin Casey, is a Rickson Gracie brown belt and MMArtist. Kevin Casey got kicked out of the Rickson Gracie Academy, then promoted himself to black belt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2N2TiKI3o

Just FYI, the BJJ belt rankings go: White, Blue, Purple, Brown, Black.

Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy) is a Black Belt under Rorion Gracie. It took him 14 years of rolling to achieve that ranking. Michael Clark Duncan also rolls with Rorion Gracie, but I am unsure of his current ranking.

Joe Rogan is a Brown Belt under Eddie Bravo.

@29 I don't think anyone's denying that Spencer has lots of BJ experience.
Now if only he could get the taste out of his mouth...

I hate spencer! what the hell is he good for? I wouldn't waste a 22 on his lame ass.

I am surprised they didn't stick it out. Seems like they would do *anything* to be in the spotlight just a little longer...

#32 Anything but be uncomfortable, you mean. They're spoiled, overentitled douchebags and anything that requires actual effort - outside of posing with props with their mouths open- isn't for them.

Right on #17, this is clearly bullshit. This was supposed to stop.

I admit it. I watched the show. Mainly because there isn't anything else on. That fucking Spencer Pratt is one of the biggest douches I have ever seen in my life. They are supposed to be raising money for charity. Instead all he worried about was their "product" and the labels he supposedly worked "soooo hard on". He whined to the producer about how "big" celebrities shouldn't be on a show with such nobodies. Ugh. Fucking spoiled brats. I can't wait until they fall off the face of the earth.

I'd like to beat them both with a fucking boat oar. Why couldn't someone just walk up to them smoking a stogie and start an inferno.

give her a break. we have ALL wallowed in self-pity at some point.

celebrities just make money when they document it.

we're in a recession, and we're wasting money on such pettiness. the world laughs at us because we laugh at ignorance, and we are the only country profiting off of ignorant pettiness. how sad.

give her a break. we have ALL wallowed in self-pity at some point.

celebrities just make money when they document it.

we're in a recession, and we're wasting money on such pettiness. the world laughs at us because we laugh at ignorance, and we are the only country profiting off of ignorant pettiness. how sad.

She looks like the "before" picture on a Proactive commercial.

"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." - Derek Zoolander

He looks like such a douche bag. He is just screaming douche bag!!!!

You are a big part of the reason they are still around please stop putting them on in your Bolghole.

I would also add that someone obviously told them to play up the Christian BS to win the hearts of middle America. Then Spencer didn't even know how to pray.

DOUCHBAGS.. TOTAL DOUCHBAGS!

.....................THEY SIMPLY MUST HATE AMERICA, folks!!

DO HEIDI & RETARD THINK THEY ARE MORE THAN C-LIST CELEBS AT BEST? .. HAHAHAH. LAUGHABLE!

Is that Heidi in the NBC video? Wow! Looks like a entirely different greasy, pasty person.. who knew makeup could do so much for someone?? Obviously she really needs it! LOL!

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Outside of what I have heard and seen on the internet about those two I didn't no much. Spencer should have kept his mouth shut! Everyone took poor little Heidi's haircare products but Spencer singled out a women to yell at about it, in fact he is always yelling at one of the women. Heidi seems to be kind of sweet in her own little helpless way, I think they both should stay they do bring some kind of goofyness to the show.

They're both douches - in the interest of fairness when Heidi first got to the jungle, stripped of makeup, hair in a simple ponytail - I was surprised by how pretty she is. As pretty as a normal young 20 something should be.

The hair and the paparrazi makeup just make her look like a whore.

The bad shots of her from the show - well very few people look good after a couple of hours in 100 degree heat and humidity (especially pale blondes). And no one looks good crying.

I swear if I had to hear Heidi say "praise Jesus" one more time I was going to blow my fucking head off. Does anyone actually believe she's this die hard Christian? Oh and Spencer getting Baptized... Baldwin said "the more sins the longer the dunk", he should have drown his ass!

Oh and Heidi wants to be the next Mother Teresa?!! She wants to help the poor but she says she's never leaving The Hills again... does she mean to help by donating all her last season Chanel bags to those less fortunate than her? Ahhh, maybe we misjudged her (insert sarcasm)

He dresses like a fucking douche. He is a douche.....

Yes, I admit I watched it. Laughable moments =

Pratt "I'm too rich and too famous to be here"..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Big Mama funnygal shoulda KNOCKED THE EVERY LOVING DOUCHE OUTTA THAT BAG when he knocked that..whateverthefuckitwas outta her hand

Montfag: "I aspire to be Mother Theresa" (while combing out her busted extensions

This, dear hearts is a PRIME of example of what the fuck is wrong with society today.

BTW: Lou Diamond's lookin pretty buff-a-licious!

No Shit! When I first saw the main pic I thought Pink was having a day without her piercings in and had raided some total arseholes wardrobe - WTF style is he trying to pull off there btw? Good lord Almighty - I AM SO SORRY PINK. You can punch me out for thinking that was you hugged up to some vapid looking female who wants kanga dick. I didnt realise for a moment it was Heidi. Also everyone stop calling them Douchebags - at least a Douchebag has a very valid purpose! I wouldve more described him as a f*cking meat Sac that has had three dozen too many teeth whitenings.

OMG... I mistakenly watched that show and I agree that's time I'll never get back. I don't watch The Hills and now I know why. These two are the biggest DOUCHEBAGS ever!!! No talent morons who think they're stars. A complete waste of skin.

Are they really THAT stupid that it takes two to pump the freakin as? Huh, I guess... There should be a picture of Heidi and Spencer cheezing in the dictionary if you looked up "media-whore(s)"!!!