Jun 8 2009Heidi & Spencer are full of shit

Que barely humans.

I'm sorry about these two.

What idiots! That show is funny without them so just let them leave!! I actually feel sorry tfor them b/c they are such losers.

I hate both those beeches - but Heidi has some killer gams and I would bang her until she cried and lost control of her bowels

Convulsive vomiting.

I can only hope this gets them banned from network tv or television period...FOREVER

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I thought he was a god and guns tough guy... what a fucking spent douche...

I thought he was a god and guns tough guy... what a fucking spent douche...

Y'know, it's not very nice to make fun of retarded people...

@ 2 - I'm sorry about them too...but you're not sending them to me!

Honestly, I'd kick his ass for free, even though there are probably a few million people who would pay me to do it. What a supreme asshole. Plastic people, plastic lives. His idiot wife, while nice to look at, wouldn't be worth the trouble it would take to tie her arms and legs to the bedposts except that for once in her shallow, pathetic existence, she'd know what it was like to be fucked by a man.

This just in...Ice is cold

Pink shirt, plaid shorts - what next? A matching handbag?

Fish gets paid to post about these two.

Irony? No.

If someone really wanted to make a #1 TV show they would actually torture these 2 douche-bags! Everyone would watch that!

I have no idea why we even know who these 2 assclowns are? Seriously, has there ever been 2 less deserving of the title of "celebrity"?

ken, and barbie strike again ...just hope aliens don't come to earth looking for intelligent life and run into these two we'd be doomed.

oh' damn i just insulted ken and barbie *my bad* .. they are smarter than spencer and heidi. I mean it those two are dumber than rocks. They make George W Bush look like a freekin nobel prize winner.

so she was put in a room with rice and beans and some water. your own room with rice/beans/potable water is a dream come true for a lot of people in costa rica. we even have some modern room closure devices called doors, that come with a safety feature called a "doorknob", which allows the occupant(s) to release theirself from said confine, should the luxury of privacy, food, and hydration be too much to handle alone.

budah

I think it would be a good idea to have them meet aliens first.
That way the rest of us can only exceed their expectations they have.

I will torture these two with my telekinetic powers.... and my mother will show them what REAL torture is! They will burn in hell with me... forever!

Can someone PLEASE shoot these two fucks out of a cannon?

That would be REAL Must-See TV.

Punchington Out.

Hey RichPort...check out who got runner up for the 'caption me" shit on d-listed.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/32390

I feel like Steve Martin in the Jerk when he felt like somebody when his name was in the phonebook.

#12 nice.

The words "Rot in Hell" always come to mind with these two.

I wish these two Douche bags would drop dead! They are walking Dildos!

#22 - That was hilarious Z. Do you get a puppy if you're in first place? I'm only asking because I need a puupy.

Is it just me or does that photo show Heidi wearing heels in the jungle? What? Too soon?

I think I've finally figure out those two. They are like bad professional wrestlers who like to Incite the audience so they can get more popular, and people are falling for it

You know, I don't watch entertainment news like ET, TMZ and such. I've never seen an ep of The Hills. So I've never fully understood why this site and others slam the Pratts so much. After a single viewing of IACGMOOH, I know. Oh, my, how I know. If it weren't for shock ratings, I'd say the producers should let these two go. Oh, man, what a train wreck.

@4 That's spot on. I'd fuck the shit out of her and then dump her in the trash.

NO. Sorry, Phish but, YOU are full of shit. #5 gets the idea.

The fact that they consider themselves 'celebrities' is astounding.
The saddest part of the story is that it didn't end with funeral arrangements for the both of them.
#28, you're so right. They're famous for being douchebags and as long as it pays the bills, they'll keep it up.

These 2 losers deserve a serious bitch slapping. I think it's hilarious that we're finally getting to see horsey montag & her douchebag hubby for what they actually are: entitled, whiney, bitchy, stuck up, arrogant, self important cry babies. I say FUCK THEM; deport their ass back to the US, where they can be met at the airport by a gang with baseball bats...

Join the Facebook Group Page: "KEEP SPEIDI IN COSTA RICA!"

They're just plain pointless & silly.

Someone please kill them already!! Make it look as if some drug dealers kidnapped them and decapitated them!

Or just keep feeding them beans until they explode!!!!!!!

Can't we just drop these two douches on North Korea?

still wondering whatever happened to that promise to never post about these two cunts ever again...

Unless someone forced this delicate flower to wear gold high heels whilst trudging through the Costa Rican jungle, I'm not buying the rice and beans story.

You can tell by the number of comments, only 38..... that we've all come to the conclusion that these two have worn out their 15 minutes.

And they have stylists! Seriously!!
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Full of shit ?? No shit, Sherlock, we knew that already. They get publicity because they're assholes and I think deep down, even THEY know it.

Deprive them of food and water?
I say deprive them of oxygen.

Deprive them of food and water?
I say deprive them of oxygen.

if they were on survivor Jeff whould kick them off the Island ala osten

I still think that Fuck'Tard Spencer Pratt (what an appropriate Surname, BTW) looks like a fucking spineless ugly version of Pink! Im sorry - hes a fruity looking SOB and she looks just plain vapid.
@ Number 4 (FACE) I think your romantic suggestion of what you would like to do to mrs pratt is remarkably eloquent (and yes she is quite cute in a plastic sorta way!) It would reduce me to tears of laughter if you did first her THEN him also (oh c'mon - Man up and take one for the team, or should I say GIVE?) I dont believe how much I have started to dislike these two inane arsewipes that Im suggesting poor FACE gets the job of banging both of them into Oblivion!

Heidi should be donkey punched.

Spencer, well....anyone remember what happened to Abner Louima?

I did not need to be told this by you Fish, thanks.

Every bimbo that goes with those shoes into the jungle deserves getting hurt. Two broken ankles would be a fair start.

I think whenever these two cunt-faces are on this site they should use that picture of the blonde that takes less cock where she's crying and all greasy. that picture is funny as shit.

She's being treated for jungle disease, but can she be cured of famewhoring??

Abortion doctors get murdered in cold blood, yet Heidi and Spence prance around in broad daylight, tra-la-la-la-la.

There really is NO God, so all you right to lifers can go back to church and demand your tithes back and turn the building into a homeless shelter that turns 'em into lampshades and soap (there's irony) or a halfway house for teenage runaway girls to sell into slavery

Sorry Jesus, but you're just a myth invented by Saul of Tarsus, which means Mohammed and Islam is a lie, too , oops there goes the Mormon Church, too , and let's just call a spade a spade throw Scientology onto the bonfire, too.

See? Heidi and Spence still alive ... no God or Allah or (sniff) Sam Butera ... no justice in life, either.

no god no islam no scientology

none of above because douchebags walk the earth while doctors get murdered in cold blood

Best. Legs. Ever.

Best. Legs. Ever.

Aaaaawwww Friendlyfires!! Why'd Ya go and burst my bubble about baby Jesus??!! I loved the bible story about Baby Jesus getting all anxsty at the Jonas Brothers and taking away their DS time..... No Hold on - that was posted here last week on thesuperficial.com :(

Can we just but these two, plus Jon and Kate (minus the 8) on a plane and fly it into the side of a fucking mountain already???!!! Who's with me???!!!

Side of a mountain - no brains at all, is that what you have - they might live - no napalm and lemon juice and a match for the lot, then we can proceed our plan to extinguish Western and East Civilisation and welcome our new Antares masters, what, they changed their minds? OH FUCK

These two will never die. At the apocolypse, it will just be Speidi and some cockroaches.

These two will never die. After the apocolypse, it will just be Speidi and some cockroaches.

There were no planes on 9/11, it's called television fakery. Watch more youtube than cable and you'll be on the right track.

even FAGGOTS have whores.
......MAKE YOUR CHOICE, please!!

why are these two even alive. why haven't they been gunned down ages ago...

Can't we just ship both of these self important never famous pieces of shit off to a third world country and make them fucking work for a living.
I fucking hate them and am goddamn disgusted by their lack of even the most basic of humanity.

Conan O'Brien has publicly called for both their heads on wooden pikes, the bounty is a Klondike bar, how can anyone resist such an offer? Are you with me? I'm leaving the compound tonight, Jewel and her hubby are comin' along ,too, they also like Klondikes, let's do this thing!

Why are they still getting posted here? They're wasting our time and bandwidth.

Until I see a libel suit from NBC and/or ITV against both the Pratts and the involved Montag I call bullshit.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely pray that NBC isn't in on it for the publicity because a legal battle with the TV giant would ruin the Pratts financially, and if they had any true interest in biting the hands that feed them and suing the network it would certainly detour any other networks from including them in any future reality shows...

But yeah, that's just wishful thinking.

First of all, if I EVER see this son of a bitch, I'm going to kick his ass! He's always talking like he's a tough guy, well, I'm going to find out for sure!

As for his skanky wifr, the fucking dog that she is, all she needs is some real dick in her. Not tha little pinky from her gay boyfriend/ bitch/ husband, business parnter/ teammate.

I hat these two pieces of shit like nothing on earth! I don't undertsand the fuss made over these two asswipes, please, shoot me in the fucking head!!!!!!!

Can they put them in an porta-potty and flip it upside down like on Jackass? Or dunk them in a sewage treatment facility? I'd watch that for sure.

Actually just GET HEIDI NAKED. It's that fucking simple.

She is so F**king HOT!
I would seriously wreck that chick!

Put them in Guantanamo they are certainly a threat to the US national security.

You know, I don't understand how they even got "famous."

I think at this point, I've seen that chode-sucking fuck so many times that nothing would give me more pleasure in life than to but a bullet between his eyes.