Jun 11 2009Heidi Montag is doing Playboy

I'm first who cares?

gross!

Please let's all ignore them (and this post)! This way we might get rid of them!!!!!!! :)

Is she ever NOT making that god damn face?
Does she even have any bottom teeth?

Who cares? It's already been said that she won't show her vag so we'll be seeing two fake tits of a D-list celebrity, which is essentially all what Playboy does anymore.

I want to see her in this and then a hard core porno. I bet money she does "tasteful" nudes and we don't get to see the goods.

If it weren't because of The Superficial, I wouldn't know who these two retards are. So... thank you???????

Posing for Playboy is what Jesus would have wanted

How will Spencer "The Psycotic" Pratt react to this? Total Overload!!

I hate her face, but her body is freakin hot.

She won't go through with it I tell you, it's all bullshit just to draw attention to both the douches!

the assmann passes.

Yay! Horseface and plastic titties! You're welcome!

Y??

Thank God. Her body is killer.

Her sister is a 10.
Attractive enough
Celebrity enough
Rich enough
Needy enough

It was inevitable...

Congratulations Heidi for being recognized as a young women who men appreciate for the perfection that you are. Although your skin radiates a healthy warmth and will certainly attract much attention when you spread, I personally feel it will be your smile on the cover that will win all men over.

Randal

Who cares.. she's fugly man...

i hate to say this but if you but your finger over her face (in the photo above) she actually has a nice body, nice-ish hair, nice skin and stuff.
oh and that boob job isnt bad.
im a girl btw.
but her face kills it.

It was said somewhere else she wouldn't be showing nipple either so this will be one of those bullshit "celebrity" nude layouts where it's just a bunch of her "naked" but not showing anything.

nice legs ... fake cute, but still works for me ...

Titties for Jesus!!!

And keeping Spencer Pratt away from oneself is a very real and Serious problem that Affects a Lot of People.

This stupid cunt will either pose in a bikini, or topless with her arms covering her plastic tits, or she'll bail.

I'd love to see her in a Hustler pictorial bent over a desk getting rammed from behind from a guy named Tyrone Jefferson. That'd be worth the price of admission!

Not interested.

Then: Heidi Montag: "I'm a Republican and I'm voting for John McCain"
Now: Heidi Montag does Playboy

Ahhhh conservative "values."

i hope they airbrush out her chin

Heres a photo idea for the whore. Strip her completley naked spread her legs so we can see if she has an ugly pussy. Then put an entire outfit on that chin and jaw she has. Mr. Ed ass bitch.

I want to punch her in the fuckin face,
everytime she makes that stupid fuckin airhead face. God! I hate that whore.
I would fuck her, if I could kill her though.

Douche Bags & Dildos UNITE! Kill that which has brought you SHAME! Yyyaaaawwwwnnnnn..... Who gives a shit???....Over it and them....Fish, I thought you were going to not put these two ass hats on here anymore!

The day Playboy couldn't sell a single copy of its magazine is upon us - what Jerry Falwell couldn't do, Heidi Montag achieves in one strip.

Notice "Randy" didn't say anything truly human like "what a nice ass"?
The man is a machine I tell you.

wonderful....

She won't get naked. It'll be hyped up and she'll be wearing a bra or some shit.

´Christian´ my ass... but Je$u$ Chri$t, she has a great one. =D

You just knew Heidi had a naughty side waiting to break out! I'm going to take sick pleasure in watching this devout Christian girl baring it all in Playboy. I always knew God was pimp!

This little fame whore is a complete idiot but I'd still like to see her cooch and her brown puckered asshole. If they don't show the goodies, I'm not interested. Crappy bolt on titties are a dime a dozen.

Heidi is sexy as fuck, and smarter than 90% of the people who post comments here. That's the truth.

Big chin is BIIIIIG

Big chin is BIIIIIG

WWJD? Not pose for Playboy that's for sure.

NO WAY......

I would enjoy jerking off into her mouth just to shut her up

im very suprised that jesus is going to let her do this!!!

I'd pay money for her to keep her clothes on. What's more shocking though, is that she is a 'devout Christian' and likes to flaunt that...I don't see how this is Christ-like at all. She's a pig.

No way she is Christ-like... She gives Christians a BAD NAME. Not all are like her. That's crap.

@ 38
Funeral Guy you have to stop being so introverted and learn to express your true feelings! Stop holding back!

@ 39
Spew! Theres lunch hurled up - I think the smartest thing about her is her used tampons.

why am i not surprised? i bet you pornos are next, just because of that fact that her mouth is always wide fucking open and just .. eager and waiting. yick

Yeah, well, remember when we found out Mariah Carey was going to be in Playboy and we all got our hopes up?...

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NICE!!! Spencer is such a douchebag so being able to make fun of his dumbass and stare at his wife's naked boobs is a double plus!!

somethin tells me that if heidi still looked like this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4ynpbjsnPvk/SPaHNLCDHsI/AAAAAAAAGx8/oFvSm100Tzs/s400/heidi-montag-pre-post.jpg

that playboy wouldn't even know who she was let alone let her do a spread. plastic surgery is fine and all as long as the people doing it remember where they came from (i.e. their humble ugly beginnings). but this chick thinks she's a supermodel all of a sudden when she is now just pretty at best. and on top of that, she's a complete idiot (H.S. diploma is the furthest she's gone), is a money-grubbing materialistic wench, she treats other people like crap, and she thumps the bible the entire time. have you seen her and spencer on "i'm a celebrity. get me out of here"? they're disgusting.

Haha Sandy, great link, thank you!

I am sure posing for playboy was all she ever wanted .
She is the vainest person I have ever seen.

You know...I've gotten Playboy for YEARS...and only in the last year and a half or so have the centerfolds and other nude pics been cruddy. They must be scraping the bottom of the barrel now...there's no way I would want to see her completely in the buff.

DO NOT WANT!!

She's my perfect Hate Fuck.

How is she doing this assuming she is a high and mighty christian.? Such a lier

Other than seeing their pics on this website, I don't know or care who these jackoffs are, but I want that dude to fight Pete Wentz in a death match. I think that would be awesome.

I'll gladly look @ her airbrushed ta ta's for free on the internet.

She might as well do a Maxim shoot.

Butter Face. Nice body.

Like a bunch of others have said: She won't go through with it. She'll pull out at the last minute, say she found Jesus, yadda yadda yadda.

Whats with her chin she is so ugly you could land a plane on that chin

Whats with her chin she is so ugly you could land a plane on that chin

Whats with her chin she is so ugly you could land a plane on that chin

Hasn't she disappeared yet?

Put Spencer in Playboy. He has a cunt.....

Shall i have her name written in the big disappearance book?

Boo! How bout the Mongolian punishment?

Are they still in Costa Rica? We could send them some cannibal Aztec Jaguar warriors to keep them company!

God this bitches face is awful!

and on the other hand...... "Cathy", this post?:

"They are really Sexy, you like Big woman or man? Recently, I found a friend platform ******Cougar Circle. c o m*****, where a lot of people from different walks of life share their happiness and sorrow. If you are interested, I am sure they will welcome you to join !!"

Jesus was this typed by a stroke victim?? Might wanna work on the sales pitch. Just sayin

First stop Playboy, then B softcore movies, and finally Vivid contract star. Hell if it can happen to Miss America it can happen to this bimbo.

what an undeserving cunt. but she'd be perfect for playboy

DAMN IT FISH Stop Posting MR.OR MISS DOUCHBAG AND I WON'T BUY THAT PLAYBOY WITH MISS DOUCHE ON THE COVER!

She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at " "r i c h P a s s i o n. C0M" too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,

@ 30. Fuck U

I love what you said, man. Fucking brilliant.

Does that actually count as a belly button? Does she not have one? This would explain so much.

THERE IS NOTHING OUTSTANDING ABOUT HEIDI. SHE IS AVERAGE AT BEST. THIN. BLONDE. BUT NOT PLAYBOY MATERIAL....

#8 and #23 ROTFL

Yes, yes and yes... BUT, she still has a PERFECT body.

She really is pretty!

Christainity thanks you for making us look even worse... Then again, she's not exactly the most honest person in the first place.

Christainity thanks you for making us look even worse... Then again, she's not exactly the most honest person in the first place.

Christainity thanks you for making us look even worse... Then again, she's not exactly the most honest person in the first place.

Oh crap triple post.

I love how Playboy was headed up by a woman till recently. How freakin ironic! We want our T & A everywhere, except in this airbrushed mag. All the cable news channels sell their T&A with the newsbunnnies! Talk about hypocrits! Why don't people get upset over the shithead "dead body" shows on network TV every night.... I hope a little hannibal lecter eats your liver. chingaras :-0

DAMN! I can't wait! I'm gonna be jerkin my gerkin!!!

Heidi is really doing Playboy? When I first heard this rumor I thought it was too good to be true. Especially since the main thing I have always thought while watching Laguna Beach and The Hills is- 'She would look right at home in a nudie spread.' So I am sincerely grateful that my favorite magazine has asked her to pose. She will look very very lovely in her birthday suit. :D

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Bang Bang!!!!!

She is a beacon for skin Cancer. Seriously, I didn't even know it was possible to be that white.

This slut is so friggin stupid looking it makes me want to kick a cat.

But damn do I want to buttfuck her.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Yes, just whippin' up a little "10 cc" protein shake for this woman.

Look at those legs! I just now need to decide where I deposit my pancake batter. One of three holes and each is ready.

Hiedi is ready with mouth wide-open.

She's damn hot!

She's totally unattractive. I think seeing her naked may be the only few seconds I will ever have at being happy to see her in the media.