Jun 7 2009Heidi Montag hospitalized after being 'tortured'

first!

Man I'd like to hammer that shit, and I mean HAMMER!!

This is excellent!!

I cant believe i can access fish-sticks with my new sexy smartphone...

I wish Apple would come out with an app that would prevent mindless airheads like Heidi and Spencer from becoming "celebrities" in the first place. I'd gladly pay $2.99 for that. This way, all of these talentless dolts would have to get real jobs at Wal-Mart and Home Depot instead of having money thrown at them by 3rd rate cable TV networks.

Fucking celebutards. I can't stand them

Who gives a shit if you're first. Get a job, you fucking retards

Wasn't she expecting a baby at some point? I am so confused.

Tad easily claims the eighth post.

I want to "torture" Heidi, That is a badass chick.
She needs to leave this dude ASAP and get a real man.

Oh great, so rice, beans, and water is suddenly torture? Great, growing up poor was apparently torture, I'm going to notify my parents.

This really does my heart good, seeing her for once without that idiotic open-mouthed smile.

The reason the ho got sick was from getting locked in the same room with the douchebag. I'd probably vomit all over the place if I had to spend 3 minutes with that idiot.

I used to think she was cute but strip off all that makeup and hairspray and she is one UGLY broad.

Shiny face...big jaw...veiny head. Ugh...

First good picture of Heidi.

I fucking hate Heidi! Ugh.

I typically don't like to see people sad, but FUCK HER! Those two assholes are the embodiment of whats wrong with America, but they still get lots of cash.

Guantanamo Bay? Right, because going onto a reality show is really comparable with being tortured for months on end with no end in sight. Jesus, I hate sensationalist reporting.

Let's hope they both contract some tropical disease and die a slow miserable death. Otherwise, I'd settle for the show putting them in a closet with some rope so they can play some David Carradine chicken jerk games.

Fugly -fugly -fugly -fugly -fugly- fugly

FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Waterboarding isn't torture! Strap her down!

....she ate a few bugs and it undid her plastic surgery. ick.

#18, David and Michael died for our sins!

Let us hope they don't procreate.

Are we still talking about these two wimps? They're very disappointing.I knew they're a bit fake.But this fake is really overwhelming.

Why the hell does anyone still even acknowledge these retards exist? Other retards do not get TV shows, they get helmets.

First appropriate Heidi/Spencer reporting on this site, ever. Kudos.

good mr.and miss douchbag desevred and those two douchbags should suck it up and I agree with #16 here about the comment about them!

She looks good in this picture

Hey, 'Fish writer, can you please stop posting stuff about either of these two unless it involves Heidi in a bikini?

Thanks,

A Fan

What about that tearful face of hers? Meryl Streep couldn't act any better.

Hey 17 & 20: If the US is gonna be blamed for "torture" let's at least jack it up to Middle East levels- right?

"in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans"

sounds like my childhood in brazil.... and i was happy enough!

How sick is it that people are happy to know that happened...

lol@torture. These pampered D listers wouldn't last a minute if suddenly there were no hypermarkets and they had to fend for themselves.

Hahaha that is one priceless photo
Gonna frame it and put it on my wall

You can always breach a contract, especially one for services (like acting or appearing on a TV show) because you can't seek an action for specific performance; unfortunately that pesky 14th Amendment to the US Constitution just takes all the fun out of indentured servitude. Doesn't mean they won't have to pay damages, but it's not like you can put them in jail or force them to show up.

Bah typo! 13th Amendment.

i call bullshit on the ulcer. doubt very much that she got endoscopy to confirm the diagnosis after coming in crying like a baby from mistreatment on a reality show.

more than likely she had a tummy ache, cried "doctor, could they have given me an ulcer?" to which the doctor said "uh, yeah maybe" just to shut her up.

God I want to punch her in the motherfucking face with that stupid face she has on. Wow never before have I just wanted to maul someone. Hate cannot adequately describe what I feel for people like her.

This whore's celebrity status subsides on the attention she gets, be it negative or otherwise. So even if we are HATING on her we are still TALKING about her. Fish stop posting about this talentless cunt and hopefully she will go the way of all the American idol winners after Kelly Clarkson...forgotten and useless.

Several things... Heidi is already out of the hospital (she wasn't even in that long). She was not hospitalized for their seclusion in the hut. Heidi got ill after a challenge that was filmed on Saturday. Spidi were only secluded in the hut for a couple of hours (not days) so there would be footage of them in the room that could be shown. The cast voted for them not to be allowed to return, but the network made the final decision of course. During the time Spidi was secluded in the hut they were 'plotting and planning' their next way to get time out of the jungle (having already spent more time at the local resort nearby than in the jungle). They didn't even seem to realize that they were being recorded because they were being horribly foul about the cast, crew and network. The only reason they returned in the first place is because they were informed they would be in breach of contract for quitting the show without being voted out. The cast has been upset about Spidi being allowed to return because they were told (on air) that it was their choice, yet even though they decided against their return the producers allowed their return (controversy creates ratings). Several cast members said they plan to reveal the whole truth after the show ends.

I watched the movie "Open Water" for the second time the other day. It is a terribly depressing film. I wish that plot would happen to these two. Stranded in the ocean with nary a hope in sight, just hungry sharks... now, that's real terror. And yes, I am officially a Bad, Sick Human Being for typing this out loud.

Looks like Papa Shango did a number on her.

All there is to say is KARMA is a BITCH!!!! Bad people like these two brats get what they deserve!! GO NBC!

this is so retarded! people in costa rica eat rice and beans every freaking day for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and they don't get gastric ulcers. (i've been there)
water, obviously, is just fine, there's no catch there.
and then, the locked up for a day thing, jesus! inmates spend their fucking lives in a room, and they don't get ulcers.

quit bitching, bitch.

Hospitalized??? With gastric ulcers? Oh poor sissy! Seriously, couldn't she have a depression and disapear or something?
I have two ulcers, right now, and I got to work everyday!

............................................PLEASE GROW UP, you aged moron!!

#44 Tsk, you poor fool. She has CELEBRITY ulcers.

best picture of her yet, just finished jacking off to it. what a great day.

Are you fucking serious??!! Who gives a fuck about this...for real???!
Like NBC is gonna fuck up thier licence for a couple of fuckin douchebags...
PLEASE....STOP!!!!
Rice and Beans!!!Water!!! OMG!!!
If that is torture...alot of humans are *tortured* every fuckin day!
I HATE those two...I only wish I could have *tortured* them...then they would find the true meaning of being tortured! Hate cannot adequately describe what I feel for people like her. (I stole that from you, # 38) God!! I hate her and that fuckin spencer guy! I dont careFish you fuckin S_U_C_K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop fucking posting about them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'd be great if she suffered some rare jungle bite that caused her fake tits to deflate. Then we would never talk about her again, and nobody would care to glance her way.

NEEDS.MORE.TORTURE.

PLZ.

I don't believe the Thirteenth Amendment applies to white people. Or it shouldn't, anyway.

boofuckinghoo... they wanted mainstream network publicity, they got it. NBC has a bit more cache than MTV so for once, they had to work for it. i think it's the funniest thing i've ever seen. watching heidi cry because someone took the labels off her dry shampoo... are you fucking serious??? my 6 year old neice wouldn't do that! lol

also, i absolutely laughed outloud when spencer compared his celebrity status and recognition to john salley's. bitch, please!

i'm still at a loss as to what spencer does all day besides play video games and try (unsuccessfully) to whore out his wife.

i just hope the spiders and insects that bit them didn't catch anything. my sympathy goes solely to the jungle critters. :)

It looks like her face is melting ... too bad other countries have this shit done every day to people and in America it's a gameshow.

WOAH... I need to watch this show.

Stupid lip implants are stupid.

Carve their faces on the moon and ship them to a Bengal tiger cage covered in barbecue sauce

Seeing her look so miserable makes me feel hope that there is a god.

Kill them both and make the world a better place.

Right on #5 ... tortured with what ? Too much lip filler ?? If these two are celebrities, it makes me ashamed to live in North America; they're a pair of air-headed assholes, plain and simple.

Please. Can't these two just SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!?!?

Too bad the headline didn't read "Heidi Montag buried after murder suicide."

Sitting in a dark room and eating rice beans and water for however long is so not torture. Dumb spoiled bitches, need beat. For some people that's all they have to eat. She needs bitch slapped.

Dear God,

You know I don't really believe in You, so for me to pray to You must be pretty fucking important. Please, God, if You *are* real, all I ask is that you create some kind of Divine comedy of errors happen in the hospital so that Heidi Montag gets scheduled for some very dangerous surgery and then have her die.

Let's face it, Your Divineness, You have a sense of humor - that whole notion of telling the world you were going to wipe it out in a flood, and having Noah gather two of every animal made for a really funny movie with Steve Carrell. I thought Morgan Freeman playing You was inspired, but I actually preferred George Burns. However, I digress.

If you were to have Heidi die, she would spend eternity bitching, moaning, and complaining to Satan. Now, you have to admit, that's some funny shit there! So please, Lord, just this once, look the other way and let the alcoholic doctor's scalpel slip? Thanks much, Your Holyosity.

Amen,
Vince

I'm glad I'm not the only person to get a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart when I saw this picture.

Let's see...the show's title includes the words "...Get Me Outta Here." Did the dumbass think people would want out because the experience was too much FUN?

Wouldn't it be great if she passed?
And took pube-faced Spencer with her?

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You do realise that by posting this garbage you're giving them what amounts to a commercial for the ongoing publicity stunt they call their lives.

Sometimes Superfish is as douchey as the prats.

lol @ Guantanamo reference. The detainees at Guantanamo got whatever meal they wanted, whenever they wanted. They're also not locked in dark cells. In fact, some democratic congressmen called it "like the Hilton" when they visited (under Obama, not Bush of course).

#17, you should do some research on your own instead of believing what the media spoon-feeds you every day. Of course, I assume you're not a lazy fat-ass...

I would say "normally I am opposed to torture but..." BUT getting taken out of your comfort zone on a reality TV show is hardly detention without charge at Guantánamo Bay. Maybe discomfort feels like torture to a spoiled brat but so is having to be around one, let alone two people like that.

I think it's HILARIOUS that everyone finally gets to see the real heidi montag; an ugly whiny stuck up entitled horse faced attention whore who complains about EVERYTHING. FUCK HER and her stupid douchebag boyfriend spencer. They really are TWIT and TWAT...

Carve the moon and Mt. Rushmore into their faces. (By the way, "TWIT and TWAT"? Hilarious.)

These parasites called Heidi and Spencer need to stop lying so much, trying to fool anyone and everyone that there A list celebrities and they are extremely not that. Did they at least get the Ebola virus? A under the skin parasite, bacteria that turns there innards into liquid poop? Throw me me a bone NBC at least let some news out on that.

I hope they get sued, go broke have to drive a old beat up Geo Metro and end up living in a trailer. This and only this will prove to me there is a God.

Waterboard both these fucking assholes!

" some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard. "

God, reality tv is awesome.

I don't care if the rest of their life comes up roses for them. Just the fact that somebody managed to wipe the cunty smiles off their faces just this once gives me peace.

Now if only Paris Hilton can be eaten by wolves or fall onto a syringe or something....

I feel cheated... I expected to see PFC Lindsay England with a cigarette hanging off of her lip, giving a thumbs up... what a gyp...

Christ she looks like a smelly, greasy, & sad little women-child. As a Jersey friend of mine would say... "DAMN bitch yo mug is BUSTED!!!"

bahahaha. lol at the "torture". eating rice & beans for A DAY. y that gives you an ulcer allright

It put's the LOTION in the BASKET!

>>a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans<<

You see? This is what happens when people don't follow my instructions. I specifically said 'NO water, lice and scorpions'. And this is what happens. Someone's ass is getting fired.

Whoa. Girl has serious Dawson Crying Face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLgI-qbrWVo

First of all, you can't enforce an employment contract. Nobody can be FORCED to do anything. Second of all, NBC should fucking be ashamed of themselves. I would expect this kind of pandering to the lowest common denominator from FOX or VH1 -- but the venerable NBC?? How desperate are they? Are you going to tell me that the chairman of NBC is taking phonecalls from that douchenozzle Spencer??? Seriously? Oh my god I cannot NOT watch this quite enough. How they are lowering the median intelligence level of this country and pandering to the worst. We need some sort of legislation in this country for people who willfully lie and mislead the press for their own gain. "Publicity Stunt" is a cute word for "FRAUD."

First of all, you can't enforce an employment contract. Nobody can be FORCED to do anything. Second of all, NBC should fucking be ashamed of themselves. I would expect this kind of pandering to the lowest common denominator from FOX or VH1 -- but the venerable NBC?? How desperate are they? Are you going to tell me that the chairman of NBC is taking phonecalls from that douchenozzle Spencer??? Seriously? Oh my god I cannot NOT watch this quite enough. How they are lowering the median intelligence level of this country and pandering to the worst. We need some sort of legislation in this country for people who willfully lie and mislead the press for their own gain. "Publicity Stunt" is a cute word for "FRAUD."

unbelievable, certifiable, these 2 are totally bonkers.
she should be arrested for marrying a 7 year old.
but i keep watching it......

I think Spencer stuck his vine in her ant hill.
....PREGNANT.

someone get this girl some eyeliner & mascara, STAT! she is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy without makeup! its giving me the heebie-geebies, for reals.

@ 31, Melita

You are upbeat and realistic about life (by the sounds of you!) Melita, good attitude. Problem is with those two theyve obviously never known what it is to go without (even just a little bit) so feel that they have been tortured beyond all reasonable boundaries. Those two are a herpes lesion on the twat of society.

If anyone ever read that story and sympathized with those two twats and their "torture," I might have to choke a bitch.

Seriously, I would go Dick-fucking-Cheney on their asses.