Jun 9 2009Heather Graham attacked by dinosaur
Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of Heather's chest, and I have a healthy imagination. Ladies? I mean, myself?

Reader Comments
1. swine fly - June 9, 2009 10:50 AM
Meh.
2. Chuck Nunchuck - June 9, 2009 10:51 AM
i love her.
3. Grasshopper Rope - June 9, 2009 10:57 AM
I'd hit that hard with a boy scout knotted rope.
4. Bonhomey - June 9, 2009 10:59 AM
Now THERE'S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would a treat just to watch her sit. But who's the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?
5. Bonhomey - June 9, 2009 10:59 AM
Now THERE'S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would be a treat just to watch her sit. But who's the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?
6. Bonhomey - June 9, 2009 11:05 AM
Now THERE'S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would be a treat just to watch her sit. But who's the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?
7. Erica - June 9, 2009 11:05 AM
Where are her panties?
8. sonny - June 9, 2009 11:05 AM
She's looking a little weird lately.
That said, I'd still eat her poop, I think.
The dress is stupid, but I love skanky, so, "Good Job!"
9. havoc - June 9, 2009 11:07 AM
Very nice. No panties. Easy access.
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10. Deacon Jones - June 9, 2009 11:07 AM
Ohhhh, you dirty girl!
And what's Larry Byrd (pic 10) doing attending movie premieres?
11. sonny - June 9, 2009 11:12 AM
@8, Erica, you read my mind! Now what number am I thinking of?
JK, but seriously, she is a little bit old (39) to be ho'ed up like that. Not that she doesn't look pork-able; she does.
And isn't that Jim from 'The Office' with her in pic 3-5?
12. ROUGH daddy for adult only - June 9, 2009 11:12 AM
First impression of # 5 was, shes a lezbo! then she made a 360 degrees, now the only thing im sure of, shes a serial clicka!
13. romul - June 9, 2009 11:16 AM
Why is Larry Bird hanging out at these movie openings?
14. Valerie - June 9, 2009 11:18 AM
AGAIN with the Herve Leger dresses!!! Geezus fucking tits, Max Azria is one rich MoFo!!!
15. romul - June 9, 2009 11:18 AM
Or is it Larry and Paul McCartney's love child?
pic #10
16. assman - June 9, 2009 11:23 AM
i love it
im the assman
17. Lipster - June 9, 2009 11:27 AM
Still got it!
18. spice - June 9, 2009 11:35 AM
the dress is not cut-out, you shat-heads. it's got flesh-colored material covering her. so she is probably wearing panties
19. Camel Toad - June 9, 2009 11:37 AM
I saw that dress in a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog when I was taking a dump at the porn shop.
20. DCLeisurist - June 9, 2009 11:37 AM
I wish the dress would shift so the cut-outs were right down the middle of the front and back.
That would be a bolder look.
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21. mixedmartialartvideos.com - June 9, 2009 11:47 AM
her dress is like the handle of a japanese kitana sword. let me grip it
22. bahlzach - June 9, 2009 11:51 AM
Wow. I think I leaked a little.
23. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - June 9, 2009 11:55 AM
my jaw just hit the floor and cracked the earth in two.
24. Valerie - June 9, 2009 11:57 AM
19 No you didn't. Dress number 29: http://www.herveleger.com/spring2009/index.php
That dress is $1900.
25. Mr. Jones - June 9, 2009 11:58 AM
This girl just turned 40, folks.
And these pictures haven't been through 80 hours of airbrushing and photoshop.
It's one thing to be hot when you're 20. Double that?
40, people.
26. Mr. Jones - June 9, 2009 12:04 PM
Whoops. She is actually 39.
BUT STILL...
Imagine Hohan at 39. If she even makes it to that..
27. Mac - June 9, 2009 12:05 PM
Nice whore dress.
28. Steve - June 9, 2009 12:14 PM
TRASHY dress and she has had so much botox it's scary. Her face is like a robot, it doesn't move at all. She may be 40 (or almost) but that mug of hers screams the work of a doctor. Oh and get a tan you robot.
29. Camel Toad - June 9, 2009 12:19 PM
Why would anyone pay 1900.00 for a dress you can look just as slutty in for 49.99?
30. Gabi - June 9, 2009 12:33 PM
I was there last night (and at the after-party) and Heather Graham is FLAWLESS in person. I could not believe that she's 39, it's RIDICULOUS. She must bathe in the blood of virgins or something..
31. duh - June 9, 2009 12:40 PM
#30 it's not blood of the virgins, it's an injectable she gets from her doctor.
You women crack me up.
32. Rasputins Liver - June 9, 2009 12:54 PM
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Hmm...
................well...........
.................................at least she's not Twatney.
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33. Rasputins Liver - June 9, 2009 12:54 PM
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Hmm...
................well...........
.................................at least she's not Twatney.
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34. Adam Cutter - June 9, 2009 12:55 PM
No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.
35. Rasputins Liver - June 9, 2009 12:55 PM
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Hmm...
................well...........
.................................at least she's not Twatney.
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36. Rasputins Liver - June 9, 2009 12:55 PM
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Hmm...
................well...........
.................................at least she's not Twatney.
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37. Mr. Jones - June 9, 2009 12:58 PM
Gimme a break.
You can tell if a broad is getting botox and lip injections. Their faces never appear the same as they did when they were young. In fact, they look ridiculous.
Graham may be getting some sort of treatment. But what we're seeing here is genes. No doubt about it.
38. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 9, 2009 1:08 PM
I hit it..... would hit it again now, 12 years later....
39. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 9, 2009 1:08 PM
I hit it..... would hit it again now, 12 years later....
40. Adam Cutter - June 9, 2009 1:10 PM
No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.
41. Adam Cutter - June 9, 2009 1:11 PM
No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.
42. Funeral Guy - June 9, 2009 1:23 PM
Heather Graham is 39 folks. Now this is a girl that is aging well. Still smokin' and material for the spank bank.
43. pericles - June 9, 2009 1:26 PM
Hot Hot Hot !
44. sin - June 9, 2009 1:38 PM
In the 10th picture, is that Tonya Harding behind her? It looks like it. Someone better watch out for their knees.
45. Kelley - June 9, 2009 1:49 PM
And all-natural except for the Botox ...
46. White - June 9, 2009 1:54 PM
Fucking HOT
47. Parker - June 9, 2009 2:53 PM
The thing I like about girls like Heather is you can stick your dick in her ass and when she tenses up and says, "what are you doing?" you can say, "just banging your pussy" cause she'll believe this so she'll relax and you'll be free to pound her up the ass all night.
48. Venom - June 9, 2009 3:53 PM
One of the absolutely hottest women ever.
Rollergirl was one of the hottest movie chick roles ever.
49. Valerie - June 9, 2009 4:17 PM
47 it doesn't quite work that way, child : }
50. sean de lap - June 9, 2009 6:38 PM
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51. sean de lap - June 9, 2009 6:41 PM
I live in Dublin...wish i had been there...wud love to make her my love slave
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53. Parker - June 9, 2009 7:16 PM
@49 I'm so confident it would work with Heather Graham I'm willing to try it.
54. she's a cat lady - June 9, 2009 7:34 PM
Meh she's hot, but she's old and although she has that lanky natural look she's botoxed and nip /tucked from head to toe and those boobs are sag city sans push up bra.
The woman is 40 YEARS OLD and never married. A 40 year old unmarried woman is like a 40 year old male virgin. That's a huge red flags my friends and there is ALWAYS a reason for it. You have to ask yourself why no man has ever nailed that down, probably because she has the personaity of a screw driver. Why has no man bought this cow, is her milk that bland or does she give it away too easily? It ain't good.
Actor/director Ed Burns dumped her after 2 years for his ex, Supermodel Christy Turlington, so that should tell you what kind of personality she has if a guy woud rather deal wth the gaping vacuum that is a supermodel's non existant personality. Burns married the supermodel and they have two kids, while roller girl here keeps skating from one boyfriend to the next.
Cue the Jennifer Anniston's of the world defending Heather's cat ladyness.
P.S. It wsn't a dinosaur that rpped her dess it was her 50 cats.
55. she's a cat lady - June 9, 2009 7:40 PM
* it wasn't a dinosaur that ripped her dress it was her 50 cats. That'll teach her to hide the catnip up her snatch just to get some oral spinster cat pleasure.
56. Darth - June 9, 2009 7:56 PM
I agree with her,this allows a better ventilation.
57. CakeSnifferer - June 9, 2009 8:02 PM
Always been a fan. I see no reason to stop now.
58. dolliee - June 9, 2009 9:08 PM
omg. whoever wrote this post, clearly doesnt know fashion. that dress is a herve leger masterpiece dumbass.
59. Mama Pinkus - June 9, 2009 10:28 PM
unfortunate choice of outfit yet she somehow manages to pull it off........I hate her
note to "54. she's a cat lady " - not all gals want to be married and it doesn't mean we're seriously screwed up - I myself have never felt the need to inflict that kind of torment on a man
60. Mama Pinkus - June 9, 2009 10:28 PM
unfortunate choice of outfit yet she somehow manages to pull it off........I hate her
note to "54. she's a cat lady " - not all gals want to be married and it doesn't mean we're seriously screwed up - I myself have never felt the need to inflict that kind of torment on a man
61. getinline - June 9, 2009 11:09 PM
This broad is 38 years hold.
Take note ladies. This is how good you can look if you stop eating all the damn cupcakes, get your fat lazy asses off the couch, and put some actual effort into it.
Next time I hear some fat, droopy-assed, doughnut-eater claiming fat woman are natural and normal, I'm pointing them to these pics.
This is a woman. Not you fried-dough eating cows demanding men still you sexy while you power-load the processed-sugar carbs and drip icing from your bloated, multiple chins.
62. NVG - June 10, 2009 2:56 AM
KILLING ME SOFTLY!
FTW!
63. newmom - June 10, 2009 5:57 AM
yes the dress is too expensive but it looks fit on her.
64. gerard vandenberg - June 10, 2009 6:45 AM
yep, NO SWEATH.
THIS GIRL NEED TO BE FUCKED, folks!!
65. friendlyfires - June 10, 2009 10:40 AM
... and that's how you attract an unhinged rapist with Jack the Ripper delusions, your honor. Your witness, counselor ...!