Jun 9 2009Heather Graham attacked by dinosaur


Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of Heather's chest, and I have a healthy imagination. Ladies? I mean, myself?

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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Meh.

i love her.

I'd hit that hard with a boy scout knotted rope.

Now THERE'S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would a treat just to watch her sit. But who's the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?

Now THERE'S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would be a treat just to watch her sit. But who's the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?

Now THERE'S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would be a treat just to watch her sit. But who's the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?

Where are her panties?

She's looking a little weird lately.
That said, I'd still eat her poop, I think.
The dress is stupid, but I love skanky, so, "Good Job!"

Very nice. No panties. Easy access.

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Ohhhh, you dirty girl!

And what's Larry Byrd (pic 10) doing attending movie premieres?

@8, Erica, you read my mind! Now what number am I thinking of?
JK, but seriously, she is a little bit old (39) to be ho'ed up like that. Not that she doesn't look pork-able; she does.
And isn't that Jim from 'The Office' with her in pic 3-5?

First impression of # 5 was, shes a lezbo! then she made a 360 degrees, now the only thing im sure of, shes a serial clicka!

Why is Larry Bird hanging out at these movie openings?

AGAIN with the Herve Leger dresses!!! Geezus fucking tits, Max Azria is one rich MoFo!!!

Or is it Larry and Paul McCartney's love child?
pic #10

i love it

im the assman

Still got it!

the dress is not cut-out, you shat-heads. it's got flesh-colored material covering her. so she is probably wearing panties

I saw that dress in a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog when I was taking a dump at the porn shop.

I wish the dress would shift so the cut-outs were right down the middle of the front and back.
That would be a bolder look.
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her dress is like the handle of a japanese kitana sword. let me grip it

Wow. I think I leaked a little.

my jaw just hit the floor and cracked the earth in two.

19 No you didn't. Dress number 29: http://www.herveleger.com/spring2009/index.php

That dress is $1900.

This girl just turned 40, folks.

And these pictures haven't been through 80 hours of airbrushing and photoshop.

It's one thing to be hot when you're 20. Double that?

40, people.

Whoops. She is actually 39.

BUT STILL...

Imagine Hohan at 39. If she even makes it to that..

Nice whore dress.

TRASHY dress and she has had so much botox it's scary. Her face is like a robot, it doesn't move at all. She may be 40 (or almost) but that mug of hers screams the work of a doctor. Oh and get a tan you robot.

Why would anyone pay 1900.00 for a dress you can look just as slutty in for 49.99?

I was there last night (and at the after-party) and Heather Graham is FLAWLESS in person. I could not believe that she's 39, it's RIDICULOUS. She must bathe in the blood of virgins or something..

#30 it's not blood of the virgins, it's an injectable she gets from her doctor.

You women crack me up.

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.................................at least she's not Twatney.


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No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.

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Gimme a break.

You can tell if a broad is getting botox and lip injections. Their faces never appear the same as they did when they were young. In fact, they look ridiculous.

Graham may be getting some sort of treatment. But what we're seeing here is genes. No doubt about it.

I hit it..... would hit it again now, 12 years later....

I hit it..... would hit it again now, 12 years later....

No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.

No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.

Heather Graham is 39 folks. Now this is a girl that is aging well. Still smokin' and material for the spank bank.

Hot Hot Hot !

In the 10th picture, is that Tonya Harding behind her? It looks like it. Someone better watch out for their knees.

And all-natural except for the Botox ...

Fucking HOT

The thing I like about girls like Heather is you can stick your dick in her ass and when she tenses up and says, "what are you doing?" you can say, "just banging your pussy" cause she'll believe this so she'll relax and you'll be free to pound her up the ass all night.

One of the absolutely hottest women ever.
Rollergirl was one of the hottest movie chick roles ever.

47 it doesn't quite work that way, child : }

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I live in Dublin...wish i had been there...wud love to make her my love slave

Oh, yup
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@49 I'm so confident it would work with Heather Graham I'm willing to try it.

Meh she's hot, but she's old and although she has that lanky natural look she's botoxed and nip /tucked from head to toe and those boobs are sag city sans push up bra.

The woman is 40 YEARS OLD and never married. A 40 year old unmarried woman is like a 40 year old male virgin. That's a huge red flags my friends and there is ALWAYS a reason for it. You have to ask yourself why no man has ever nailed that down, probably because she has the personaity of a screw driver. Why has no man bought this cow, is her milk that bland or does she give it away too easily? It ain't good.

Actor/director Ed Burns dumped her after 2 years for his ex, Supermodel Christy Turlington, so that should tell you what kind of personality she has if a guy woud rather deal wth the gaping vacuum that is a supermodel's non existant personality. Burns married the supermodel and they have two kids, while roller girl here keeps skating from one boyfriend to the next.

Cue the Jennifer Anniston's of the world defending Heather's cat ladyness.

P.S. It wsn't a dinosaur that rpped her dess it was her 50 cats.

* it wasn't a dinosaur that ripped her dress it was her 50 cats. That'll teach her to hide the catnip up her snatch just to get some oral spinster cat pleasure.

I agree with her,this allows a better ventilation.

Always been a fan. I see no reason to stop now.

omg. whoever wrote this post, clearly doesnt know fashion. that dress is a herve leger masterpiece dumbass.

unfortunate choice of outfit yet she somehow manages to pull it off........I hate her

note to "54. she's a cat lady " - not all gals want to be married and it doesn't mean we're seriously screwed up - I myself have never felt the need to inflict that kind of torment on a man

unfortunate choice of outfit yet she somehow manages to pull it off........I hate her

note to "54. she's a cat lady " - not all gals want to be married and it doesn't mean we're seriously screwed up - I myself have never felt the need to inflict that kind of torment on a man

This broad is 38 years hold.

Take note ladies. This is how good you can look if you stop eating all the damn cupcakes, get your fat lazy asses off the couch, and put some actual effort into it.

Next time I hear some fat, droopy-assed, doughnut-eater claiming fat woman are natural and normal, I'm pointing them to these pics.

This is a woman. Not you fried-dough eating cows demanding men still you sexy while you power-load the processed-sugar carbs and drip icing from your bloated, multiple chins.

KILLING ME SOFTLY!
FTW!

yes the dress is too expensive but it looks fit on her.

yep, NO SWEATH.
THIS GIRL NEED TO BE FUCKED, folks!!

... and that's how you attract an unhinged rapist with Jack the Ripper delusions, your honor. Your witness, counselor ...!

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