Jun 3 2009Heather Graham: Alive and cleavagey
Here's Heather Graham at the premiere of The Hangover last night, and I completely forgot she even existed and had ridiculous breasts. On that note, I'll never forget how she got me fired for what I'm about to do in the men's room. (Read: Build a giant toilet-paper-roll periscope into the ladies room. I see you.)

Reader Comments
1. boli - June 3, 2009 12:20 PM
tig ol bitties!!!
first?
2. Que - June 3, 2009 12:20 PM
Que really good.
3. bro - June 3, 2009 12:20 PM
great tits! first?
4. Nuclearfartman - June 3, 2009 12:21 PM
OHMIGOD... RollerGirl returns...
5. ILBT - June 3, 2009 12:29 PM
SGBT (skinny girl big tits)!
6. boli - June 3, 2009 12:31 PM
she still has a creepy face.
7. dude - June 3, 2009 12:32 PM
Heather is one of the hottest, most underrated women in hollywood.
Hot.
8. Jethro - June 3, 2009 12:37 PM
I think she could teach Megan a thing or two on how to look classy.
9. Arthur Kade's Ballbag - June 3, 2009 12:37 PM
I would fuck her till my dick fell off.
Heather Graham getting naked and saying 'Are we going to fuck?' in Boogie Nights is worth a thousand giant wanks.
10. Alli Watermelon - June 3, 2009 12:37 PM
Aw, i forgot about her. She is adorable! Classy too.
11. Kelley - June 3, 2009 12:37 PM
At least they're real !!!
12. fred - June 3, 2009 12:38 PM
Heather my dear, you are fucking hot, hot, hot, hot!!!!! Smokin hot. Isn't she hot dear? ...........ya she's hot! And talent to boot. Hello every wannabe! HOT!
13. Farles Chu - June 3, 2009 12:38 PM
I would rise from the grave to fuck this woman. Twice, because I'd still have "deadwood"
14. CJ - June 3, 2009 12:43 PM
she was by biggest crush as a middle schooler. Glad to see her and her smoking hot bod are still kicking it.
15. LawnGnome - June 3, 2009 12:48 PM
Hot, hot hot! Terrible actress.
16. Jumpin_J - June 3, 2009 12:51 PM
"American Woman" video. Nuff said. Heather, I think you hear me knockin, and I'm bringing my Boogie Nights DVD, the director's cut if you know what I mean.
17. PunkA - June 3, 2009 12:58 PM
Two Girls and a Guy. Did you see the head she gave Robert Downey Jr. in that one? Oh my...
18. Deacon Jones - June 3, 2009 1:04 PM
@9
YES.
yEsSSSss..
19. groan - June 3, 2009 1:10 PM
Highly over rated.
20. Run-DMS - June 3, 2009 1:21 PM
Super smokin' hot. Rollergirl's still got it. And by it I mean the ability to affect my respiration rates.
21. LOL - June 3, 2009 1:23 PM
#9
How exactly is she looking "more" classy than Fox? I see tons of cleavage, a tight sexy dress, just as much makeup, and the same overall "i'm a tart" look on her face! wake up dude, their all the same.
22. Daddyoh - June 3, 2009 1:42 PM
Might be the best pics she ever took! :)
23. mikeock - June 3, 2009 1:48 PM
#9 - "they're" not "their." One is a contraction for "they are" the other isn't.
Your statement shows how gay you are AND how stupid you are in one fell swoop. Nicely done!
Fucking homo
24. Meh - June 3, 2009 1:50 PM
21. You dumb git. First of all, they're real. She's ALL real. Megan Fox was a dumpy little mouse, and now after several surgeries, she looks like a hardened bitch. Second, Megan Fox is covered in tattoos and always has the most fake moronic 'I think I'm the sexiest thing ever' facial expression.
Heather is one hot, natural, genuinely sexy babe. Look at that fucking smile - that's the smile of a woman who knows how to have a good time.
25. Erica - June 3, 2009 1:55 PM
Hard to believe she's 40. Still sexy as hell.
26. cockledoodledandy - June 3, 2009 1:59 PM
whoa, she's forty, I would never have guessed that. Nicely done Heather!
27. Jack - June 3, 2009 2:03 PM
Wow, she's 40? Nice.
Also, about Megan Fox.. #24, right on.
28. Harry - June 3, 2009 2:22 PM
Haven't seen her in awhile. Must've run out of casting couches to hop on.
29. mikeock - June 3, 2009 2:28 PM
They say your eyes never grow; that babies have the same size eyes as adults. If that's true, baby Heather must've looked like a fucking alien.
30. Mike - June 3, 2009 2:30 PM
She looks pretty good! Used to look great, but what do you expect, time is a bitch. Unfortunately I've seen candid pics and when she doesn't wear a shelf-bra her once perky boobs are droopy heavy hangers. Not water bottles yet, but they will be. Kudos to whoever nailed her up until about 5 years ago.
31. chocomint - June 3, 2009 2:30 PM
LOL @ 29
32. Deacon Jones - June 3, 2009 2:34 PM
I guarantee though, if this bitch coughs, there's Botox squirting out somewhere on her face
33. chocomint - June 3, 2009 2:38 PM
@32 That's an appetizing thought, thanks!
34. adriana - June 3, 2009 2:40 PM
actually i saw her one time wearing a fluffy blouse and no bra, and she has saggy tits ,very saggy, but she's still looking good
35. adriana - June 3, 2009 2:40 PM
actually i saw her one time wearing a fluffy blouse and no bra, and she has saggy tits ,very saggy, but she's still looking good
36. RichPort's Ghost - June 3, 2009 2:49 PM
#29 - Actually it's my fault... her eyes only looked like that AFTER sitting on my lap...
37. Raph - June 3, 2009 3:05 PM
Fake tits and Botox face. Come on, look at old pictures of her!
38. Ray Doggy Dogg - June 3, 2009 3:07 PM
Clearly a vampire, as she's been 25 years old since the 80s.
39. Kelley - June 3, 2009 3:18 PM
I with No. 24 ... except that Heather has a good bit of Botox going on ...
40. LOL - June 3, 2009 3:51 PM
You guys are fucking CLUELESS if you think she hasn't had work done. Let's get something straight, you don't turn 40 in Hollywood having had no work done. Give credit to botox, it's one hell of a miracle worker.
Oh and i love how you all judge class by how somebody looks. This woman could be incredibly snotty, bitchy and rude to her fans. She could let doors slam in old people, and children's faces and because she has no tats or doesn't have fake tits she somehow has more class. Pathetic! Until you truly know what type of person she is, leave "class" out of it.
41. Nick N - June 3, 2009 3:57 PM
She looks like a robot, or that she has had about 6 cups of coffee, she looks wired.
meh
42. EuroNeckPain - June 3, 2009 4:30 PM
Yet another woman who can smile widely, with her eyes wide open.
Aren't eyes supposed to squint when you smile ?
Botox.
Pretty face, though. Scary and doll-like, but pretty.
43. Krassy McKrass - June 3, 2009 4:42 PM
She's got a body built for sin.
44. Venom - June 3, 2009 4:48 PM
Some of the greatest tits ever in human history.
45. Kitt - June 3, 2009 5:47 PM
WOW!!!! She's gorgeous. It's funny- sometimes she looks amazingly hot, then other times, not so much. But then, I guess that's all of us. You just expect more from a Celebrity.
I got told I looked like her a few years ago and then again a few days ago..... I searched all my magazines and couldn't find a pic of her, now HERE SHE IS. She has this adorable look about her.
#7- I totally AGREE!! She IS the most underrated actress EVER!!
46. Marcy - June 3, 2009 5:53 PM
#42 her eyes don't squint when she smiles because it's a PHONY smile! it's one of those 1...2...3 say cheese smiles. that or botox. either way, a genuine smile makes your eyes close slightly and produces little wrinkes in the corners of your eyes, they have proven this through studies. but i'm getting used to this fake smile, they all do it.
47. titsonsnack - June 3, 2009 6:29 PM
She has always been motherfucking weird looking. In a psycho/can't tell if she's pretty or just weird looking way. Sometimes I think she is hot, other times I think she looks like a freak.
Those aren't ridiculous breasts by the way. They're typical C's propped up in a cuppy dress. Better than most broads though I'll give her that.
48. Do FreeBird - June 3, 2009 6:42 PM
I'd fuck it until it's ears bled. I did notice however, that her face looks frozen - like a mask. Must be lots of Botox in that sweet little piece of meat.
49. cureholder - June 3, 2009 8:27 PM
I re-watched Bowfinger a couple of weeks ago. She was stellar in that film. And so beautiful, there and here and everywhere.
50. Person - June 3, 2009 8:31 PM
She's so freaking pretty.
51. Asta Charles - June 3, 2009 10:13 PM
Does that dress double as her agent?
52. cracka ass - June 4, 2009 12:39 AM
Adam Ant hit that shit before he went psycho. Or maybe that's what caused it, who knows.
53. MM - June 4, 2009 12:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #21 I can't believe such a thing exists for celebrities, but you seem to be a Megan Fox fanboi. LOL or is that just a fantasizing virgin???
Graham doesn't look anything like Fox, doesn't have a fake orange tan, and can do the sexy look NATRUALLY, without pouting and staring everyone down and exuding desperation, unlike Fox who just tries too hard and actually had to copy her entire image from a well established sex symbol (jolie) to get ANY attention.
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55. MEH - June 4, 2009 7:01 AM
my lord this woman is boring! next...
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57. Gando - June 4, 2009 7:59 AM
She's a fine looking girl for her age.
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59. she's a cat lady - June 4, 2009 10:07 AM
She may look good here, the hair is awful and she clearly is filled with botox and has titis that sag like crazy without that bra, but put all that aside the most important thing is that she is FORTY and NEVER MARRIED. She's dated and had engagements and they all fell through. Ed Bruns left her for his ex Christy Turlington. Ed and Heather were dating for like 2 years and they worked on a movie he directed and were very serious, then at the screening premiere he let Heather know that they were over by bringing his ex (a supermodel) as his date to the event he later married supermodel Christy turlington and they have two kids together and are still married.
So the big question is WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER??? A forty year old never married woman is like a 40 year old male virgin, it raises some pretty huge red flags.
60. eh? - June 5, 2009 12:55 AM
Megan Fox is a piece of shit. She was made as a consolation prize for poor guys.
Heather Graham on the other hand, is sex on legs.
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62. snackmix - June 5, 2009 7:37 PM
She's such a goofy-looking girl.
63. Choc Donut - June 9, 2009 1:43 AM
To whoever wants to defend her, in the best movie she was in, she played a supporting role. She was always about being the tall hot blonde, and now its over. There's no talent to fall back on, and how many real actresses are there really?
Maybe she's nice, maybe she's not, but her face can't cash the check her outfit and makeup wrote. She should get out of the too-old-for-it Marily Monroe glamour garb and the stupid hair, tone it down, and she would look great in a sweater and a tight skirt. If she wore what Jessica Biel wears on other pages, she would look good. Practically noone looks good in this outfit, certainly anyone over 30. She comes out of this looking like a clown. These looks consultants in Hwood should be fired.