Jun 8 2009Geri Halliwell in a bikini

1st bitches

She got a dick down there??

Wow... her belly button is almost as scary as Kelly Ripa's

Thats is the reason we have swine flu!

LMFAO!!!!

4th photo gets the award. Now I wanna see what's done there.

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Why can't she get a top that fits her boobs? The boobs falling out at the bottom is as attractive as her belly button.

They won't go away!

@5

Spice? Me winkie smells like garlick.

I think she is wearing a new device in her bikini that is supposed to prevent the appearance of camel toe. It is a piece of plastic that lines the garment to prevent the fold there that creates the camel toe. Maybe it was her first time using it. Please notice there is no camel toe presence in any of the photos and one can almost see the outline of the device in the first photo.

Also, she looks great, rocking bod!

Whatever. Lady Galliwell is looking good.

@9 - no no no Kelly....you've got it all wrong...she's wearing THIS:

http://www.whatwouldthembido.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/camel_toe_cup1.jpg

Boy do I love the up-the-butt bikini shots. She's got a little meat in her seat and I'm willing to add more if she promises not to talk and I don't have to take her bikini bottoms off. I'll just pull them down far enough to stick my dick in her ass.

Parker...be a man and just grab the crotch and yank the binkini bottoms to the side.

Why do you depraved closet fags always wanna bugger a bitch in the shit hole? Please feel free to use the vagina there is no feces there.

Pooper Porker Parker doesn't want to be a man, he wants to be with a man.

Shit hole sex is gross!!!!!!!!!

"Why do you depraved closet fags always wanna bugger a bitch in the shit hole? Please feel free to use the vagina there is no feces there."

1. To indulge the gay fantasy.
2. To FINALLY experience a tight fit for a wee peen.

Her belly button looks like it's giving birth... scary...

These women are all so trashy. White trash that has money can't buy class.

@13 yes, but they're white so I wouldn't want them to get dirty.

@14-17, only fags think only fags have anal sex.

@20 - you're just going to wipe your dick on them anyway. Who cares?

RICH!!!!!!!!!

Having anal sex with a woman is exteremely arousing because it's so naughty and pleasurable... her heaving breasts as she bites her lip and looks back at you, panting... her desire to be drilled fighting against her desire to be a good girl... getting her so aroused that she'd literally do anything sexually with you... it's pretty fucking amazing... and it's not even something you should be doing all the time... just when the time and mood are right...

If you think anal sex = sex with a man... well then you're already gay... that or you've never had a woman to the brink of her own inhibitions...

Instead of worrying about what is down the front of the knicker part of the bikini shouldn't she be worried about the fact that the top half is about two sizes too small? You can buy separates these days you know...

#2

They both got tummy tucks.

22

Enjoy your gay sex.

Perhaps checking to see if the crabs would like something to eat?

#22 - you skipped the best part: the look on her face when she realizes that all that faux erotica stuff is nonsense and you simply enjoy hurting her.

She could have at least bought the correct size for her busted biscuit.

I bet it is hard for her to go from MILF to LOL in about 60 seconds.

Waiting for the eurotards to explain how she is still a standard to be measured against.

Well, that is an unfortunate photo.

@27 - I'll have you know he was not hurting me.

What?

@25 - what's it like to have a name that is the same word people use for vomiting?

Damn, Almost fifteen years on and I'd still hit the hell out of that given half a chance.

Man putting your dick in the end of the digestive tract is actually sick. You are aware, whether or not it turns FAGS like yourself on, that is where shit is evacuated?
Saying that it turns you on does not qualify your perversion. Any woman that let's a man do that has no respect for herself. Either that or she knows her vagina is worn out and needs the new stimulus.

Let me guess Richy, you like to lick assholes too don't ya?

Fag

What's the deal with the belly button?

I love it in my ass!

@32 - obviously, shit is evacuated out of your mouth too. The very same hole you use to blow men and kiss your mother with.

@32 - I have a feeling you only do it missionary with the lights off. And you never watch porn. You feel Playboy objectifies women, and have never had a lapdance. Women who shave their pussies are degrading themselves for not letting themselves go au natural.

And yet.....you find NAMBLA perfectly acceptable.

One does not have to restrict sex to missionary. All sorts of pleasures are obtainable with a penis and a vagina without having to resort to an anus. You guys are really nasty motherfuckers.
I kinda like you though. You amuse me.
Now die.

I've overhead this from my gay friend, but the shit smell actually turns them on. Lol. But yeah, there's a reason the guys are fascinated by the anus and porn is plays a major role. That or they have homosexual tendencies or their lil member is too little for the vagina. But they attempt to turn it around and say the vagina is too big, actually no, if the dick was the size of a healthy black mans, then it wouldn't be a problem. Later.

Oh, the things I would do to that....

Sam Kinison on this topic:

"Come on, guys, it doesn't feel good, you know you do it just to see the look on her face..."
*popping sound, followed by squeal*
..."oh SORRY honey, I slipped! It was an accident! What? No, it had nothing to do with you wreaking the car! What are you saying? I love you!..."
*laughs, then again popping sound followed by squeal*
"...oops, I slipped again!"

Hi there Proactive! I'd let you in if your are 10". If so send me a pic! :)

#32 - Lemme guess... you don't get very many intimate encounters, do you? I mean, has anyone sucked your dick without asking for a credit card first? See, you have to actualy, stay with me here, turn a nice woman on to the point that she's willing to act like a whore for you.

I'll bet you have that same look on your face now that my dog does when I ask him about quantum physics...

Hmm credit cards for sex? Man you are a sleazy fucker aren't you! I turn women on in many ways, but never does it involve the anus bud. Going down usually works. I don't know man. I think you might be a little queer chump.
Not sure what quantum physics and sex have in common. Of course, I don't put my dick near shit either.
Perhaps the thought of sex reminds you of your dog?

#42 - I can only assume that "Quantum Physics" is a brand of peanut butter.

LMFAO @ #44....

That was, by far, the best....

hehehehehehehehe.

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Looks like she is wearing a panty liner in that first pic.

u sound very homophobic

either that or u are mother theresa

#44 - That was pretty fucking funny.

#43 - I'll believe a woman has let your mouth next to her nethers when I believe you've been with a woman that doesn't come folded up in a box.

Im pretty sure your boobs arent supposed to pop outta the bottom of the bikini top like that. And whats the deal with that bellybutton????

The Spice Ventriloquists and their Amazing Talking Vaginas.

In the butt, no babies!

More proof that eventually each of them will become Scary Spice.

"#43 - I'll believe a woman has let your mouth next to her nethers when I believe you've been with a woman that doesn't come folded up in a box."

Dude, I don't want anything to do with "the nether", a vagina is just fine. Men have anal sex because, well, they are retarded and wish that one of them had a pussy. You sad, lonely, demented old fuck. Now go rub Skippy Peanut Butter all over your ass crack and call your St. Bernard.

Ummm... dunno if any of you have a chance. Big dong in shot #5. PS - not gay.

Worst post ever, I feel like im eaves dropping! no wonder the fish dwellers are discussing Anal ramming...

I didn't even realize it was physically possible to wear a bikini top like that...whoa.

@9 - I agree! I didn't notice until you said that.

And furthermore, I don't know why this is a hard concept, but female + male sex, regardless of position/devices/techniques = hetero sex. The end.

She was probably just saying thanks again to the reason she's never had to work a day in her life.

i agree....why dont people get that WHERE you want to penetrate or be penetrated has nothing to do with sexual orientation....it is WHO you want to be with that matters....saying guys who like anal must be gay is like saying that women who like it in the vag must be straight...WRONG.

I think my platoon sarge back in the Army wasn't exactly gay as he was kinky, because when any of us would fuck up he'd get in our face and scream: "I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!!!!!!!"

Title should have been:

"Geri Halliwell Has Scariest Belly Button Ever"

How can anyone pick her apart.... shes at least 38..... better bod than than 99% of 20 year olds

#53 "Nethers" means lower parts, specifically below the waist/upper thighs in humans. The fact that you don't want anything to do with them proves you're clueless about the actual anatomical location of the vagina - and probably other things as well. Good luck in your ongoing fruitless quest to find peanut butter at the hardware store, a willing drunk female to finally teach you what goes where -- or coming close to providing a smackdown on Rich here. All will come to failure and tears.

Anal sex is a taboo. A boring taboo.

The whore/nice girl dichotomy that a large majority of men want women to play is proof that they cannot handle a woman who is unapologetic about what she wants. And I mean at ALL times. There is no slut/nun absolutes.

When you talk about sex in a forum you will find that men still think they invented sex and that they STILL define women by very narrow and arbitrary rules.

That's why I like fucking men as opposed to little boys that think anal is the pinnacle of dirty and hot.

What exactly is she looking for?

Once more for the freaks here: the function of the anus is to discharge feces. The thought of any man inserting his penis into the domain or "nether region" whether or not that phrase entails the inclusion of the female sex organ (justifiable I am looking at you as well, homo) or foot, where shit may have passed and I would imagine there to be a flourishing multitude of bacteria is perverted.
I would imagine fondling little boys is sexual but that does not mean that it is the right thing to do. Having sex with animals and rubber dolls and masturbating in traffic and stealing and lying and cheating are all highly stimulating activities as well. You can do whatever you think you can get by with.
Some men fantasize about putting their penises a couple inches above where it was actually designed to be. You know, where shit resides.

Why not just fuck women in their pussy? Why do men talk about fucking them in the ass all the time? That is my point. And the fact that some of them make these comments for the world to see is somewhat disturbing and quite amusing!

Don't forget guys, don't step in doo doo! Happy shit sex!

Jeez, she looks like a pink bag of mashed potatoes. And WTF is up with that belly button?

THE BABY IS COMING OUT HERE?

#65 And the purpose of the mouth is to take in food, and it's chockfull full of flourishing bacteria, so it's good to know that by applying your reasoning blowjobs and muffdiving are off limits. Thank God you told us! Some men fantasize about putting their penises a couple feet above where it was actually designed to be. You know, where the teeth reside. Any other tips as to how the universe should be run, or was that about it?

As for the nanny no-no on pedophilia, obviously "consenting adults" is a phrase you've never come across, but then your freak kind always loves to throw that into the mix to try and make your point. You can't even figure out the difference between hetero and homo sex, so why even bother to try for that one? Oh yeah, one last thing - good deal linking cheating and lying etc. to all stimulating activities to show how evil they are as a group and how righteous sex as you dictate it is. You've just begged for bungee jumpers en masse to beat your solely-designed-to-shit ass to a pulp for the thrill of it.

It really amazes me how many celeb women can't choose a top that fits them to save their lives. Underboob flowing out of an undersized top makes her look porky, like she's eaten her way out of it. Stupid.

LOLOL!!!!!!!

#65 Let me try to explain something. I'll use little words so you can follow along without becoming too confused. I know this is your normal state anyway, but what the hell, let's try. "Nether region" means a whole area, not a hole area. People who know what words mean are "educated", not "homos". You probably know very few of either, but that's no excuse. Men who like to have sex with men are often called "homos". Men who like to have sex with women are not called "homos" - except by people like you who have no education. See how that all ties together?
No one who likes to have sex with either men or women likes to have sex with children. People who do are called "pedophiles" and that sort of sex is illegal. Sex that adults have with other adults is not.

Now, this is important, pay attention. People like to put their sexual organs in many places where they are not "designed" to be. They also like to put their hands on their sexual organs when there's no "designed" space around. And unless you're God, who is often credited with all that designing, you have no business telling people what to do with them. Remember, your head probably wasn't designed to be shoved really far up your ass either, but since you did such a great job of it in your post, you see there's plenty of leeway - even for you.

Niche pictures, maybe she got a dick down there?

Dear justifieable, you have beaten the "nether region" thing to death as I answered that one stupid. Richport's Fag IMPLIED the anus when he said the phrase much like when babies say "gaga googoo" they might imply "give me some tit juice, bitch".
"God is dead" so let's leave that one out. Wow God wants you to fuck in the ass I take it.
I know I know there are lot's of smal dicked types that cannot be satisfied with having "normal sex" with a vagina is the same sense that there are those incapable of going through day to day mundane life without resorting to useing drugs. But your God designed the world and so I guess that's ok as well, right?

None of you little dicks have adressed my main point I notice. And that has to do with sticking you penis in a shit hole. Why not tell the world how having some shit on your dick is perfectly natural while you're at it?

Oh and justifiable, you can use words with me so big that your go into a Grand mal seizure. It will be ok I can handle it. I am smart enough to know not to stick my sex organs near feces unlike semi-men like you that are somewhat retarded.

Now go thoroughly wipe off your dick, it stinks and tell your boyfriends it's time to get up and go to work.

I have to deduct points for the cigarette. Anyone who smokes these days, knowing what we know about smoking,has to be retarded.

@73 A lot of people addressed that point but because they're not agreeing with you you're ignoring it. Men who like to fuck women in the ass aren't gay and women who like it aren't gay either. Different strokes for different folks so get over it. No one's making you go up anyone's ass but you're still fussing about it so that means you're thinking about it pretty damn hard and often and trying to convince us you aren't. And just like your mouth isn't always full of food, your ass isn't always full of shit. Well maybe in your case it is and that's why all the hooha on your part. Shit washes off but stupid and boring in the sack is forever.

It's obvious #32, 37, 43, 53, 65 & 73 are all the same poster with a dookie obsession. Looks like he really wants Richport to assfuck him but he knows that will ruin sex for him for the rest of his life.

#75 shit washes off? Man not on my dick you fag!
#76? How could you tell we are all the same postor? Was it the fact that the freqent postor argued the same point with everyone defending feces sex? Nothing escapes you!

Yeah I would love Rich to fuck me in the ass. I would then force the little bitch to suck the shit off my dick!

Remember closet fags, the anus is for defecating and the vagina is for fucking.
I actually wonder if some of you go to work with shit on your dicks?

#77 Remember ladies, if you want a man who'll squeal in horror when he even sees your asshole (and hey who doesn't?) call this jerk. Because if he even touches it, it means he's gay. Good times!

I would imagine most ladies would prefer to not be sodomized since it is both painful and increases the stool size. I am very willing to engage in all manner of sexual position though. Just none involving my penis and another person's asshole.
From my personal expertiences with women, they seem to delight in having their clitoral region stimulated, not their anus. Men like #78 enjoy their G spot manipulated with long wide objects though.
Please keep your penis free of feces.

Hasn't her kitty drowned yet? Or does it need mouth to mouth from her boyfriend?

Her belly buttom is staring at me!

Condoms people.....it keeps the dick clean. Nothing better than my GF's strap-on sliding in and out, while she does the reach-around and fondles me through my pretty panties.

Nice bikini, i'd love to have one like it.

Meh, I rather enjoy the sensation of shit on my cock! Fuck the flies and maggots.

funny how geris the oldest of the spices yet shes the hottest......awesome bod./

it seems like a lot of uneducated homophobes on here love to make hypocritical arguments.

-everyone loves to point out that shit is up the asshole. i concur, it's disgusting. but you know what else is disgusting? blood and other nasty things in the vagina, which by the way, is where urine (also a by-product of digestion) is also evacuated. "but there aren't always those things in the vagina." well i've got news for you friends: there is not always shit up the ass. it's true. if it were there, you'd excrete it.

-the asshole is no more or less "natural" than the mouth or the hand.

-the male g-spot is located in the ass, whether he wants to admit it or not.

i've never heard a legitimate argument against homosexuality. every point i've ever heard is self-contradicting.

yah! she got her tits back!

she's got really short arms.. what the heck

Blood and other "nasty" thing come out of the vagina, like "urine"? Well, FYI, urine is completely STERILE when it comes out of the body. And in fact in life threatening situations, people have had to drink it to stay alive. NOW, I am NO proponent of doing such a thing...it's GROSS beyond words, but it is the POINT. Shit is full of bacteria including e-COLI which can make you sick and even cause DEATH. Urine is not going to kill you. I doubt period blood would either since it's simply the remains of the lining which would support the growth of LIFE in utero. To compare SHIT with that?? Sorry you are messed up. Shit is shit. And yes, it does 'wash off"....but how much bacteria do you miss? You won't catch me putting one in my mouth that's been anywhere near someone's asshole. Oh, yes, there's condoms. But why in God's name would anyone WANT to or think it was sexy to stick their dick in a shit hole (and for homosexual men, especially?) I don't understand it. I don't condemn anyone who wants to...but I just don't get it. A MAN"S shit hole being what turns another man on. But hey....to each his or her own. You want to arouse a woman trying tonguing her ciit not shoving your hoo-hoo up her shit hole. Plain and simple.