Jun 5 2009Eva Longoria in a bikini

HELLLLLLLLZZZZZZ YEAAAAAAA DOGGGGGG IMMM FIRSTTTTTT~~~~~~~
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Nice app (t9)

Anyone posting after Me sucks on Tony Parker's salsa-covered popsicle

Why is he wearing a floatation vest on dry land on not on the fucking boat?

I love salsa!

they always look so in love

great ass.

Nice ass and hips. Thanks for not posting Kim Kardaskanks fat induced curves, wide hips, and big fat butt.

She totally looks like she didn't know these photos were being taken......

yeah.

Other than that, her screaming "aye papi" while I nail that ass comes to mind.

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I can't wear shorts

She got a dog face, and she's way too short. And she putting on the years. Having said this, pic #3 makes me think of ramming her hard from behind. And that's why I come here.

I'd like to pat her on the head while I'm buttfucking her.

Great incidental ass shot. But other than that one pic, she looks like she's mildly chubby (old chick, it happens) with the great misfortune of having her microboobs be a fat-free zone.

#13

Better than being obese like Kim Kardaskank!

could use some titties

Why you posting pics of two guys. Eva is a fucking tranny.

Man, what could be better? A nice ass on a tiny woman.

#17 - a nice ass on a normal sized woman?

She's plumped up but it's only helped the ass not the breasts. Oh well. For ratgirl, this is an improvement.

But waking up to that rodent face in the morning, Tony is going to rue the day.

Looks pretty good to me. Mildly chubby, HA!

I would violate her anally.

@5, hahahahaha

Man that 1st pic, wewwwww what an ass!

the first picture makes me feel funny down there

That's not dry land, Zanna.
Dumb youth of today

Es una rata.

Huh, nice butt but she still looks like a monchichi.

II think she looks hot as always!

I'd like to eat dat ass with a nice cianta and some fava beans.....

tramp stamp.

classy!

29 oh so you come here for class, eh? : )

Does anyone else think that Kendra Wilkinson looks a little like Jessica Biel crossed with a pig?

Is Tony wearing CK's under his boardshorts? How do you say douche in Francais?
Douche?

eva longwhoria is the most overrated woman in pop culture, period. We all personally know at least 200 women hotter than she.

I dont know number 33. normally I would agree but she's looking pretty damn good!

@33
I agree.

If I saw her at the beach, I'd stare, but no longer than I would at all the guinea college girls from North Jersey boucning around in their two pieces.

Superficial is boring today.

maybe Ficial is in a sugar coma. It's National Donut Day, ya know.

All she needs is a long tail.

I think shes aware her ass is her best feature, so shes using it like a pendulum, every chance she gets....

Does anyone know who made her navy and white striped bikini? I think it's adorable!

Does anyone know who made her navy and white striped bikini? I think it's adorable!

Does anyone know who makes her navy and white striped bikini? I think it's adorable!

@24 - pic 5, 6 and 7 isn't LAND? And thanks for the 'dumb youth' comment. I'll take anything with youth in it.

Love that booty tease. She is calling me to bang her from behind

Love that booty tease. She is calling me to bang her from behind.
http://www.gossipcrunch.com/2009/06/eva-longoria-teases-with-her-booty/

even a fat ass looks "ALLRIGHT" in bikini, folks!!

Okay...please tell me why this chick, who knows she has zero hinetail is poking her behind out..... Go get your bottom teeth fix, and pleae, stop with the fake pdof....you and tony are done within two years! She has the man she wants...why is it necessary to act as if she doesn't know the papa's aren't around snapping away. These damn celebs...Kanye was right "the people highest have the lowest self-esteem." That includes Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton (absolutely looks like a duck, yuck), Leona Lewis, who did I miss, from the females...

Without 8 layers of makeup, Eva is plain as hell. The first pic is hella awesome but the rest just makes her look like every other chick you see at the waterpark.

"kay...please tell me why this chick, who knows she has zero hinetail is poking her behind out..... Go get your bottom teeth fix, and pleae, stop with the fake pdof....you and tony are done within two years! She has the man she wants...why is it necessary to act as if she doesn't know the papa's aren't around snapping away. These damn celebs...Kanye was right "the people highest have the lowest self-esteem." That includes Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton (absolutely looks like a duck, yuck), Leona Lewis, who did I miss, from the females..."

You're a fucking idiot. a)because you insinuate she has no ass, when, quite clearly she does, b)if there's ever a famous couple that's going to make it, this be it....its obvious, to anyone whose not a fucking tool, and c)Beyonce and Rihanna are f'ing stunners, and Paris, for all her bullshit, 99% of the popuation would still fuck(happily)...funny how you trash everyone, when in reality, you've probably got the looks and charisma of a fucking warthog.

Anyone posting 3rd on this article inhales the combined dizolmeat of the New York Knicks!

- incredible ass
-too short
-average face
-awful front view on the body
-small tits
-tummy bulge
-no shape
-nice hair

she should just always stand backwards.

Scott Bitch said "You're a fucking idiot. a)because you insinuate she has no ass, when, quite clearly she does, b)if there's ever a famous couple that's going to make it, this be it....its obvious, to anyone whose not a fucking tool, and c)Beyonce and Rihanna are f'ing stunners, and Paris, for all her bullshit, 99% of the popuation would still fuck(happily)...funny how you trash everyone, when in reality, you've probably got the looks and charisma of a fucking warthog."

@#50 Ok imbecile bi#tch, you wanted my attention, you got it! Idiot…I didn’t insinuate! NO ass,…I can see your definitely in the lower 2% in your class, that’s being generous. Eva doesn’t, that’s why she is poking it out, use your inference Richard head! Stunners, to each his own, are they beautiful women, depends on who you ask, but it is obvious they have self-esteem issue, by Beyonce own account “I have complex in EVERYWAY.” Not if you want to play semantics, providing you even know what that means, then fine, she all but admitted to a self-esteem issue. You really should feel stupid, if you don’t, I’ll feel stupid for you. Rhianna, well, going dubious over a text, hardly classifies as “confident.” Cheated or not, if one is secure, walk away, because at the end of the day, they (the significant other), always comes back, that when one’s “esteem” kicks in, and turns the other way. Paris Hilton, bone if you want, but be prepared to get treated for the rest of your life, or be denial and infect other’s while proclaiming, “it’s just bump.” Very typical, if you bone Paris, you’re a desperate piece of shit, so bone on, hope you can afford your prescription. So sorry blockhead, I ooze charisma, warthog, I’m pretty cute if I do say so myself, and trust me, you would to if you think Beyonce, Rhianna etc. are “stunners.” I touched a nerve, you must be a little bitchboy, but hey, you’ve got a future on the corner, man whore! I’m positive I’m not the only intelligent person who feels this way, but you be a lamb if you want, live vicariously through the celebs, knowing that you’re failed attempt to finish high school goes unappreciated by your probation office, lo-life, you will never amount to anything. Me, well, I just graduated with a Masters, 3.9 GPA, and heading to the top, don’t worry bitch, you’ll be asking me for a job one day…that’s how much self esteem I have!

"You're a fucking idiot. a)because you insinuate she has no ass, when, quite clearly she does, b)if there's ever a famous couple that's going to make it, this be it....its obvious, to anyone whose not a fucking tool, and c)Beyonce and Rihanna are f'ing stunners, and Paris, for all her bullshit, 99% of the popuation would still fuck(happily)...funny how you trash everyone, when in reality, you've probably got the looks and charisma of a fucking warthog."

@#50 Ok imbecile bi#tch, you wanted my attention, you got it! Idiot…I didn’t insinuate! NO ass,…I can see your definitely in the lower 2% in your class, that’s being generous. Eva doesn’t, that’s why she is poking it out, use your inference Richard head! Stunners, to each his own, are they beautiful women, depends on who you ask, but it is obvious they have self-esteem issue, by Beyonce own account “I have complex in EVERYWAY.” Not if you want to play semantics, providing you even know what that means, then fine, she all but admitted to a self-esteem issue. You really should feel stupid, if you don’t, I’ll feel stupid for you. Rhianna, well, going dubious over a text, hardly classifies as “confident.” Cheated or not, if one is secure, walk away, because at the end of the day, they (the significant other), always comes back, that when one’s “esteem” kicks in, and turns the other way. Paris Hilton, bone if you want, but be prepared to get treated for the rest of your life, or be denial and infect other’s while proclaiming, “it’s just bump.” Very typical, if you bone Paris, you’re a desperate piece of shit, so bone on, hope you can afford your prescription. So sorry blockhead, I ooze charisma, warthog, I’m pretty cute if I do say so myself, and trust me, you would to if you think Beyonce, Rhianna etc. are “stunners.” I touched a nerve, you must be a little bitchboy, but hey, you’ve got a future on the corner, man whore! I’m positive I’m not the only intelligent person who feels this way, but you be a lamb if you want, live vicariously through the celebs, knowing that you’re failed attempt to finish high school goes unappreciated by your probation office, lo-life, you will never amount to anything. Me, well, I just graduated with a Masters, 3.9 GPA, and heading to the top, don’t worry bitch, you’ll be asking me for a job one day…that’s how much self esteem I have!

#51

No plastic surgery and all real! This is hard to find in Hollywood.

She has an ass; it's just not a fat one like the typical fat ass American.

I have on issues with Eva. Other than when she said she needed to teach Tony how to become a decent lover, then retracted it by saying something like "In bed he's the mentor and I'm the student." or something along those lines. That is plain stooopid. She's rackless but still hammerable though.
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are you guys kidding?? is she pregnant? she has like almost no hip/waist ratio! very masculine... I dunno... maybe she had a huge lunch or something, but the 'nice ass' shots are lucky ones

are you guys kidding?? is she pregnant? she has like almost no hip/waist ratio! very masculine... I dunno... maybe she had a huge lunch or something, but the 'nice ass' shots are lucky ones

What ever! bad face, bad teeth, belly bulge, unfounded. I would be looking for the common denominator, while i split that shitter in half...

not. hot. at. all.

not. hot. at. all.

She's the J-Lo of television. Zero talent and diva attitude. After that awful show is over, we will never hear from her midget ass again.

Didn't she had time to find a toilet? Or does she really think we believe she just took a shower?

I know I stick my ass out like that when I tease my boyfriend because he loves to spank me.

Can someone please help me find my waist? I can only find them after airbrushing.

so many mud sharks

Haha, wow that's nice =)

Now THAT is what a woman should look like. Now off to use my hand to simulate buttfucking her...

Pic 5 - When he pushes down on her head that budding beer gunt protrudes an additional 2 inches. How fun is that?

A great ass, AND can play baseball pretty good. What more could you want?

she looks amazing...and she doesn't suck it in! go eva! a lot of guys dig a pot belly!

she looks amazing...and she doesn't suck it in! go eva! a lot of guys dig a pot belly!

Eva looks good for her age.

these are from like.........2 years ago

cmon, teh sooperfishhcisl..........check ur sources

decent ass but no boobs and annoying as shit

i dont think so

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She is looking good for her age

I would fucking fuck that pussy until either it bled, or my massive bulging cock does! Then I would finger jam that ass until she pooped out a turd.

She's poking her butt out. She aint got too much. Just a lil bit of something.

Nice package that packs a nice punch. Go Tony!

she does have ass

short duck-like legs.

Hmm...she's definitely not fat...she looks more pregnant than fat. Her arms, legs, and face are super skinny. Maybe her belly is a tiny bit bloated, but she's definitely NOT fat. Preggers is my best guess...

Where's my babe?

She needs to take a leaf out of Kim K's book and never stand next to her gigantic boyfriend in public without wearing equally gigantic platform wedges.

Why does everyone declare, FIRST! Are all of these people circle jerk veterans who have some sort of Pavlovian response to seeing a clear comment board? Damn! Hey, women don't like it when you're "first", so ease back off the throttle a bit. Am I wrong, ladies?

By the looks of these pics, Tony Parker has his name carved in that pussy!.

Ohhh, that ass is phyne! I wish I could fuck her in it. Tony P - enjoy that sweet ass.

Pic#5

Why is he holding her head like a basketball?

The critics here kill me. Eva Longoria is a hot chica - the hypercritics are either gay men, guys who are bald, fat and weigh 300 pounds and have to pay for sex or women who are mega insecure and need to insult others. So sad. Post your pictures if you are hotter than Ms. Longoria.

i think its a cute picture D:

that is so awesome, your cameraman must have been snorkeling nearby

I think so many of you are insecure and insane. She has an ass she may be small but she has one. She is very pretty and talented or she wouldnt be so succesful. You people are lame.

I think so many of you are insecure and insane. She has an ass she may be small but she has one. She is very pretty and talented or she wouldnt be so succesful. You people are lame.

She's built like any other Latina. No waist, butt, or boobs. I've never thought she was pretty and Kim K has a curvy figure which is much better. Eva is built like a man. Fugly!

she looks amazing in this bikini. i just love her. come on eva. give us some more