Jun 12 2009Doug Reinhardt basically takes Paris back
Despite issuing a statement calling her a slut after a very public hookup with Cristiano Ronaldo, Doug Reinhardt took Paris Hilton back last night after she came crawling to his house. TMZ reports:
But our spies say last night Paris begged Doug to take her back. She told him she loved him and had made a mistake by breaking up with him.
We're told she was texting him all night and then showed up at his house at 4 AM this morning, banging on his door. Apparently Doug succumbed to her charm.
According to Page Six, this whole debacle is the result of Paris flipping out Tuesday night because Doug was hanging out with Texas beauty queen Kendhal Beal and Brody Jenner:
"Kendhal knows Brody and Doug, and so they were talking and catching up. They all took a shot and were watching the Lakers game," said the rep. "But Paris got word that Doug was at the bar, and she showed up and started going at it."
Beal's rep told Page Six, "Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal -- she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive or aggressive. Paris was throwing accusations, calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about Paris and her tirades."
So let me get this straight: Paris flips out on Doug in public, dumps him, bangs a soccer player in front of half of LA the next night, and 24 hours later Doug takes her back? I'm no doctor, but this has to be grounds to declare Doug Reinhardt legally brain dead. Someone notify the next of kin.
Thanks to Miss Zanna who's further convinced thousand dollar bills fall out of Paris' vagina. Along with the occasional snapping turtle.
Reader Comments
1. Paris again? - June 12, 2009 2:46 PM
*Yawwnn*
2. missguydead - June 12, 2009 2:47 PM
Oh good! I was sooo upset by the news that Paris is a slut , now she is Doug's slut again. His parents must be proud!
3. Sandy - June 12, 2009 2:49 PM
"Thanks to Miss Zanna"
Well well well...it seems the student has become the teacher...'s assistant.
4. Zanna - June 12, 2009 2:49 PM
Back like a Herpes flareup...
BOO-YAH!
5. Cher - June 12, 2009 2:50 PM
Are those bruises on her legs?
6. Sheena - June 12, 2009 2:57 PM
How old is Paris Hilton? WHAT? She's 28?!? Could've sworn she was 15, back in high school throwing temper tantrums because her Ken doll looked at someone else.
Please God, if you are at all merciful, PLEASE kill Paris Hilton. In a really graphic & gruesome manner. (One last fling for the paps, don'tcha know.)
7. sexybitch - June 12, 2009 2:58 PM
ZANNA! YAAAAY! YOU ROCK, you little news scooper, you! (Tho in this case, you actually pooper scooped!)
8. Zanna - June 12, 2009 3:08 PM
Sexxy Bitch! Where you been?
9. KKK - June 12, 2009 3:12 PM
white people are dumb
10. sexybitch - June 12, 2009 3:13 PM
#8 I been away, baby. Carrie Prejean hired me to protect her from zombie attacks, and I had the damndest time convincing her that since she didn't have a brain, she was safe. Then she stiffed me and wouldn't pay my bill. Enjoy opposite employment, Carrie!
How the hell are ya? I miss you guys!
11. Ananana - June 12, 2009 3:15 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ on a fucking skateboard... is she for real??? I wonder how he feels after seeing this online:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDM9LTsHMTQ
(it's Paris toasting with her friend after CR left her house. i posted this before, but it's relevant, so yea...)
12. Andie - June 12, 2009 3:15 PM
Nothing says integrity like spreading your legs with a short dress on to get dry-humped by your douche of a boyfriend (who looks drunk enough to vomit, by the way) in front of a room full of people! When you're almost 30! Smile, Paris, the world is watching!
13. the grapes of ROUGH - June 12, 2009 3:15 PM
Awww! she passed the Cristiano pube exam, good for Doug i was pulling for you buddy!
14. Zanna - June 12, 2009 3:16 PM
@10 - Yea, I hear you. I was busy too but now Craigslist doesn't let you sell "adult services" on there anymore so I've had more free time.
15. It's Me Fuckers - June 12, 2009 3:20 PM
it's not charm she has. It's free, easy, rich, (infected) pussy. Can you imagine how fuckin pretty some guy is going to be sitting if he knocks her up?
16. Bitch - June 12, 2009 3:22 PM
The only saving grace in this mess is that these two clowns will keep the STD's to themselves (for now). I just DON'T understand why people think this slut is attractive. Wonky eye...head the size of a 40-pound smartie...canoe's for shoes...blech! All the money in the world can't buy class and Horseshit Hilton is a perfect example...
17. Venom - June 12, 2009 3:23 PM
Of course he took her back.
No one is going to want to bang him now that he slept with Paris and he is infested.
Herpes, your friend forever.
18. Lee - June 12, 2009 3:23 PM
Doug's face in this picture is priceless. It looks like he just caught a glimpse of whatever mutated reminents of genitals are under Paris' skirt and he's about to vom.
19. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 12, 2009 3:36 PM
"It's funny how a bitch will make you think she's with you, while all the time she's just another nigga's gold digger" MJG
20. sexybitch - June 12, 2009 3:40 PM
#14 Damn, that's true. But they're looking for Miss CA USA contestants on Craig's List, Sacramento and San Francisco. They should knock out some of the competiton, huh? How's that Coach bag working out for you?
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/tfr/1165887788.html
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/tfr/1165925396.html
21. Observer - June 12, 2009 3:45 PM
I love Jessica Simpson's Dad in the background taking Perv Pics
22. ewww - June 12, 2009 3:58 PM
#21 "This is what Daddy would like you to do with him, Jessica..."
23. Parisssssssssssssssssssssssssss - June 12, 2009 4:07 PM
ROTFLMAO@18
24. laurie - June 12, 2009 4:09 PM
Yay!!! Zanna you got a shout out.
25. Jonny - June 12, 2009 4:27 PM
I don't even know what exactly to think about this... He's retarded? She's retarded? I'm retarded for spending energy writing about two retarded retards?
26. Superbiggerevil - June 12, 2009 4:34 PM
Well...at least they're doing something to contain the disease.
27. behold: the power of cheese? - June 12, 2009 5:22 PM
nope.... behold: the power of STD's!
28. water - June 12, 2009 5:24 PM
Isn't this twit like thirty years old now? Jeesh. Do something with your life.
29. titsonsnack - June 12, 2009 5:57 PM
Her body is weird and they are both staring into the top of her chest. He's about to vom.
30. caljenna66 - June 12, 2009 6:02 PM
@ Paris Hilton: stop trying to make headbands come back, you look like an idiot...
31. Do FreeBird - June 12, 2009 6:03 PM
Two drunken coke heads having random sex in front of doxens of people, some talking home movies on their cell phones.
Stay classy bitch
32. bigb - June 12, 2009 6:35 PM
old pictures,ho hum!
33. Sam - June 12, 2009 6:40 PM
loooll wtf. she knew that Christiano Ronaldo is coming to the states so she did this plan to sleep with him and takes Doug back without saying that she "dumps" her boyfriend.
slutt!!!
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35. Jamie's Uterus - June 12, 2009 6:41 PM
Maybe he nailed her in between herpes outbreaks? Enough with this tired slut.
36. Funeral Guy - June 12, 2009 7:22 PM
She's hot enough that I'd still put on a couple of rubbers and fuck her.
37. ishi-san - June 12, 2009 7:40 PM
@33 exactly what i was thinking!
38. parisisugly - June 13, 2009 3:18 AM
So nasty..she's the biggest skanky ho! Why oh why do men want to bang her?
She looks like a tranny!
39. parisisugly - June 13, 2009 3:20 AM
#36 - u better quadruple them up.. UGH.. Herpes sound fun to you or something?
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41. the grapes of ROUGH - June 13, 2009 7:53 AM
Very plausible #33, I dont put it pass PH. I know shes known as an airhead but her guilefulness is light years ahead of the competition when it comes to being a globetrotting slag. And i mean that with the sincerest flattery...
42. Meream - June 13, 2009 8:01 AM
So let me get this straight: Paris flips out on Doug in public, dumps him, bangs a soccer player in front of half of LA the next night, and 24 hours later Doug takes her back? ---> Yes, that's about right. That's the new definition of LOVE.
43. Darth - June 13, 2009 9:05 AM
A kind of confusing.She's playing with him like a kid who got new marbles.
44. Nero - June 13, 2009 9:12 AM
She loves to play,if you're not playful enough then she'll dump you.
45. Reverend James - June 13, 2009 9:28 AM
WTF Superficial Writer? Couldn't find a new picture so you use one that you prominently used for the Paris and Doug basically f-ing in public post? I know it's Paris, but it's no excuse to be lazy. I expected more from you. Shame. Shame upon you. You're still great, though.
46. Arroyo - June 13, 2009 11:30 AM
@42 ... ditto THAT.
If Doug had any self esteem he'd hook up with Cristiano in a "get even" date.
47. Dave - June 13, 2009 12:10 PM
who cares about paris nemore
48. captain america - June 13, 2009 5:11 PM
THE MORE DRUNK THE "WISER", folks?
(maybe his PENIS talks?)
49. Dantheman - June 13, 2009 5:23 PM
Is she suppose to be sexy...she looks like a fucking trans and He look like a teen geting drunk on his grad party...
50. dude - June 13, 2009 5:29 PM
Doug!! that painful urination isn't because you've been dancing so hard!
51. jb - June 13, 2009 10:03 PM
herpes stay together...now if they can be neutered and spayed... the world would be safer
52. Breakup Makeup - June 14, 2009 12:03 AM
WOW.... This would make a freakin awesome reality show... lol. Way better than the Hills...
53. Mr Semprini - June 15, 2009 6:08 AM
Mmmm...blotchy.