Denise Richards should tan some more
Here's Denise Richards out and about in New York where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I'm pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole big enough to land helicopters on. In fact, here comes a news chopper now. Dammit, Denise...

Reader Comments
1. Awesome-O - June 4, 2009 1:46 PM
She looked much better when pale. Not all white women should tan.
2. kelly - June 4, 2009 1:47 PM
Omg, can someone please tell me why people do that?? Being pale looks so much better than that
3. kelly - June 4, 2009 1:48 PM
and people with blonde hair and that eye color look soo much better pale
4. Ralphy boy - June 4, 2009 1:50 PM
She's got Manson eyes
5. ROUGH daddy - June 4, 2009 1:51 PM
Im no "playa hater", but her stock went down since she got tag by charlie! never recovered...
6. Lisa - June 4, 2009 1:53 PM
She is beautiful. But how in the world can someone look like that after having two kids. I mean I know she has a trainer/cook/good genes but still..... she looks better than some 20 year olds
7. Dread not - June 4, 2009 1:54 PM
It's like Denise and Halle Berry both made a wish at the same from the Monkey Paw. Halle's turning white and Denise is turning black! Were her lips always that big? They're almost the same color! Hey, Halle! Look! It's your sister from another mister!
8. Kelley - June 4, 2009 1:56 PM
... and quit with the lip collagen and fake eyelashes.
9. Mr. Jones - June 4, 2009 1:57 PM
1rst Pic: She should just leer at people through their bedroom windows, in the middle of the night, with a flashlight under her face.
Seriously, is she a missing Olsen Twin?
10. ILBT - June 4, 2009 1:58 PM
SGBT (skinny girl big tits)!
11. FACE - June 4, 2009 1:59 PM
She is worthless but I would crush it with some serious Louisiana black snake
12. Mattel - June 4, 2009 2:00 PM
She looks like Barbie.
13. Deacon Jones - June 4, 2009 2:14 PM
God, that Jew in the pictures next to her is hideous. What else is new?
14. Funeral Guy - June 4, 2009 2:19 PM
Not a big fan of that shade of orange, but I'm kinda diggin' that big haired whorey cocktail waitress look. I'd do her big time.
15. Meream - June 4, 2009 2:26 PM
Yikes! This is scary. She looks so much better pale.
16. daryl - June 4, 2009 2:26 PM
i think she's pretty
17. therusskie - June 4, 2009 2:28 PM
Fish, its spray on tanner. You don't get skin cancer from that. You only get to look like shit. There was an episode on her shit show once where she was getting this bs thing done to her body.
Too bad that her Bond times are over. I still think she's a pretty girl, but definately lost on her own insanity and dispair. Sad.
18. Superbiggerevil - June 4, 2009 2:30 PM
Am I seeing things, or is this skag morphing into a low rent version of Farah Fawcett?
19. truth - June 4, 2009 2:33 PM
Stop the criticism. She is beautiful. You seem to be jealous because you know you will never look that good and never have. She could have done much better than that pig, Charlie Sheen.
20. BIG TITTIED FREAK - June 4, 2009 2:35 PM
All you need to look like that is hair extensions a spray tan, #3 MAC eyelashes and an evil soul that will do anything to hang on to the November of their careers.
21. RichPort's Ghost - June 4, 2009 2:46 PM
That's such a lovely shade of spackle...
22. Just_As_it_IS - June 4, 2009 2:51 PM
She USED to be beautiful. Now she can choke you with that mean look any time you piss her off! If she's in a good mood in these pics, now imagine when she's mad!
And tanned that way, I mean she looks like she just escaped from the wax museum.
@17 - I didn't think there was someone actually reading the superficial's captions.
23. Jayger - June 4, 2009 2:52 PM
Ten more years: Janice Dickinson
24. pjamarama - June 4, 2009 2:53 PM
I agree with #19 she is beautiful. But does she really need to be orange. But then if I had to chose to be hot and orange or not hot I think I'd have to be orange...
25. joe - June 4, 2009 2:55 PM
I like her! Why? Today on Howard Stern, she said she:
1. Swallows
2. Is a three input woman.
Now, that truly adds to her WOW factor.
26. Tim - June 4, 2009 2:57 PM
Nice triangle thong in pic #11 covering her cute tight muff.
I'd willing to bet she's a great fuck
27. havoc - June 4, 2009 3:18 PM
Damn, look at her eyes.
She's tweaked to the fucking gills.....
.
28. Parker - June 4, 2009 3:20 PM
aaaaahhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!! oh grest nnow I;m blind. thanls a log..i cant tough typer tosave my lige.
29. ihji96 - June 4, 2009 3:21 PM
She reminds me of this Barbie doll I had as child. I actually like her hair and her eyes are beautiful, but she needs to back away from the bronzer.
30. NICKO - June 4, 2009 3:22 PM
LOL the hidi Jew next to her, thats funny @Deacon Jones <---Twitter reference
31. Deacon Jones - June 4, 2009 3:23 PM
@25
Absolutely Joe, she just went up 4 notches on my *BOING!* factor.
Pic 1 makes me wish I could come home from work, hit a button on my remote, and have her head spring out of some hidden compartment and immediately begin blowing me.
32. jzhz - June 4, 2009 3:51 PM
That weave is far more disturbing than her overtanned skin.
33. Sport - June 4, 2009 3:53 PM
i dont think its a tan it looks like the makeup is caked on. Either way....EWWWWW.
34. Lale - June 4, 2009 4:01 PM
You're funny. We'll all be lucky if that cancerous tan's the only contagion she's sporting.
35. merlin007 - June 4, 2009 4:08 PM
the future's bright for denise richards... just saw a clip of Mommy XXX on crackle.com and if she can raise her kids to be normal, so can denise.
36. Bobaloo - June 4, 2009 4:11 PM
34, when did cancer become contagious?
37. The Rake - June 4, 2009 5:03 PM
Incredibly natural beauty. Whats the issue? And from what I gather, she's highly intelligent to go with such a tan.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
38. binks - June 4, 2009 6:09 PM
Always thought she was ugly...now even more so....(puke)...
39. native new yorker - June 4, 2009 6:13 PM
Is that Vanessa Williams?
40. Mr. Semprini - June 4, 2009 8:02 PM
Wow, Hose & Spray Barbie.
41. kity_kat - June 4, 2009 8:04 PM
Jeez! Her skin is almost the same colour as her hair!
42. therusskie - June 4, 2009 11:41 PM
@22: oh hell yes! Its so fucking funny! Sometimes its so so, but sometimes I'm in tears over it. Seriously.
43. gerard vandenberg - June 5, 2009 12:08 AM
this "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVE" scares me, folks!!
44. Fati - June 5, 2009 2:08 AM
Charlie Sheen's got a family and twins, she's got a tan. I mean she has to keep up somehow, right?
Hahaha, I crack myself up.
45. Court Mart - June 5, 2009 2:19 AM
Just when I thought the Lowlife couldn't get any worse...
46. Court Mart - June 5, 2009 2:19 AM
Just when I thought the Lowlife couldn't get any worse...
47. Lauren - June 5, 2009 3:11 AM
someone should tell her she needs another layer of concealer for that mustached she has
48. mikeock - June 5, 2009 6:17 AM
She looks like the kind of woman who would superglue your penis to your thigh without a second thought.
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50. Leila - June 5, 2009 7:13 AM
She looks like......AUBREY O DAY!!!!
51. Galtacticus - June 5, 2009 8:43 AM
I know i've many fans! But you don't have to give yourself an orange tan for me!
52. zips - June 5, 2009 10:58 AM
Do men seriously like their women the color of Cheez Whiz? Good God.
53. Tracy - June 5, 2009 1:50 PM
She's not over tan. Her stylist accidentally bought orange foundation & as you can see she wears 5 lbs of it. She's actually African American. Little known fact.
54. Tom K - June 5, 2009 3:42 PM
Is Charlie Sheen's penis full of toxic venom? Because before she got fucked she use to be really pretty in the face and now she looks like a melting Barbie doll.
55. snackmix - June 5, 2009 7:29 PM
Good God.
What a weird looking woman.
56. mike - June 6, 2009 6:53 AM
she looks like she is in the advanced stages of liver failure...