Jun 30 2009Debbie Rowe's lawyer: 'She's the biological mother'
This keeps getting better. Debbie Rowe's lawyer just fired off a statement to RadarOnline stating that she is, in fact, the biological mother of Michael Jackson's oldest children:
"We refuse to be drawn into addressing the various rumors and speculation swirling in the media. The vast majority of what is out there is untrue.
"Particularly hurtful and insidious is the most recent rumor -- which is entirely false -- concerning the maternity of the children. Ms. Rowe is the biological mother of the two oldest children."
Sadly, no one has stepped forward to claim Blanket, but then again, the odds of a kid named Blanket lighting your mattress on fire while you're sleeping is pretty high. Don't believe me? Watch this insane video of Michael Jackson letting Macaulay Culkin play with matches after the jump. Then get back to me.
Photo: Getty
Reader Comments
1. Randal - June 30, 2009 4:20 PM
It's very beautiful that those who know the truth are stepping forward and offering their best for the children. Debbie is a caring individual who wants nothing more than to take care of two children she helped bring into this wonderful world.
Michael would be proud.
Randal
2. Beastman AIDS - June 30, 2009 4:25 PM
I'm surprised he didn't use his wealth to buy non-fugly eggs
3. Ramon M. - June 30, 2009 4:45 PM
the media circus will never stop will it.
4. le fag - June 30, 2009 4:46 PM
oh Randal, if Debbie were so "caring" she wouldn't have been absent.
Michael couldn't give a shit, unless it were his to benefit his image
5. joho777 - June 30, 2009 4:50 PM
Who cares who the biological mother is?
The important question is: Are any of the childred related to Michael Jackson??
If not, what claim does Michael's grandmother have?? She isn't even related to any of the kids. They were just toys that Michael purchased.
Open this box and the snakes will come out!
6. blackout - June 30, 2009 5:03 PM
We need Maury Povich on the case.
7. Tuppy Glossop - June 30, 2009 5:12 PM
All the adults involved are unhinged, and the kids are cursed with having to deal with this dog's breakfast for the rest of their lives.
Michael Jackson took the twisted generational damage he inherited and fed it bleach, steroids and heroin as well as a couple of hundred million dollars. Those kids have no chance...
8. ROUGH--king of fap - June 30, 2009 5:26 PM
Hey Backwood Bitch? you need a womb to rent?
9. Gando - June 30, 2009 5:38 PM
This clip remind me a bit on "home alone".
10. Galtacticus - June 30, 2009 5:42 PM
It's obvious that he's the king of the kids.He loved being a kid again.
11. *AGATHA* - June 30, 2009 5:54 PM
man your talking of the home alone kid! he had matches and fireworks all the time! this is the first footage that I see michael being happy and relaxed!
I think you should leave michael alone! (get that blond dude say it)
And I think debby should leave those kids alone, she hasn't seen them all those years and got money for it. it is 3 kid or nothing! you can't split them now! and they are used to being rich and famous! I see no better place that the parents of mj or maybe Janet Jackson.
12. Hamburglar007 - June 30, 2009 7:21 PM
Consider that jawline I very much doubt "she" is anyone's mom.
13. pasteve - June 30, 2009 7:27 PM
Damn! Amy Pohler looks terrible!
14. my comment - June 30, 2009 7:52 PM
'Best interests of the kids'.
That always cracks me up. Jackson was a freak who shouldn't be anywhere near kids. He buys some by having a fat ugly white dental worker artificially inseminated by a dermatologist and BINGO!.. KIDS. Innocents who are forced into the world of a lusting pedophile. They are sentenced to a life of wearing masks, veils, burqas. Dragged all over the world and subjected to GOD KNOWS WHAT living with that weirdo. THEN the silly turd dies and it's a swirling mass of confusion with opportunists like Jesse Jackson inserting themselves.
"FOR THE KIDS????" When was IT EVER for the KIDS?
LMAO!
15. Ana - June 30, 2009 8:40 PM
I don't understand why do U don't like MJ? he is a funny, sweat boy, who is a little bit crazy bc of evrything he lived. And this children, I think it doesn't matter who is the father or the mother, he raised them, he adopted them, their is his children.
16. Beastman AIDS - June 30, 2009 9:35 PM
did MJ died??!!?!!
17. Jesse Jackson - June 30, 2009 9:37 PM
Of course that's the mother...MJ would only do a chick if she looked like a dude. She looks like the love child of Amy Pohler and Lurch.
18. peroz holtin - June 30, 2009 11:24 PM
god bless that man and god bless america but not the united states, the rest of the beloved continent
19. captain america - July 1, 2009 1:17 AM
what's the point.
SHE WAS PAID FOR THAT, folks!!
20. Calista Flockhart - July 1, 2009 2:40 AM
Debbie Rowe = the new Michael Jackson.
21. mikeock - July 1, 2009 6:33 AM
Jesus Christ that is one ugly bitch.
22. FACE - July 1, 2009 8:42 AM
Hey, Jesus Christ didnt have anything to do with a bitch that ugly.
23. Ha! - July 1, 2009 5:50 PM
#17, you made me spit out my gum. hilarious.
24. Gucci Sneakers - July 2, 2009 2:53 AM
what the fuck was MJ's problem messing with that?
25. Dylan - July 2, 2009 5:06 AM
"NO NOT FIRE! IM SCARED!" -Michael Jackson
26. Tom - July 2, 2009 6:19 AM
Superstud Mike Jackson could have had any woman he wanted. It's obvious he just chose her for her beauty and the sexual chemistry they enjoyed together.
27. godzilla - July 9, 2009 6:08 AM
WTF...damn that tank debbie rowe is ugly as sin.