Jun 4 2009Christina Ricci is single

Foist!!

I want that god damn bag...

@3... I want the diet coke. Let's kill her and split the bounty.

http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/c/christina_ricci/christina_ricci_06.jpg

Ricci just release a new statement stating who care about this fool, this is how a gut should look like when seating down (a la Lilly gelatin Allen)

Glad to see some sense. If you are young, single and rich in Hollywood, you are making a huge mistake by getting married.

Marriage is for the drones working thankless jobs who, out of their boredom, produce kids to entertain their drab existence.

But when you got it all? Play, party, fuck around, or shack up. But marriage? Nigga please.

Mmmmmmm nipples!

Upon further review.... What is she, a walking Coke ad?

She looks a lot healthier here than in times past, like she has been eating or something.

Nice five-head.

In a pinch, she could crawl inside & use that giant bag to hide from the paps

- hot little spuds on her

i would totally lick her asshole

Wow she looks hot, haven't seen her look this good in years. Hard to believe she's around the same age as Sabrina, looks younger then Lohan

Looks like a raisin fell down her shirt...

Guess he didn't offer the whore another movie?

Yep, all by herself in all 12 OLD photos. That proves she's single.

@11 yes, i too would totally suck one of her farts

Can't eat? drink Diet Coke!
(but coke zero tastes way better)

Id have some right now, but I love my teeth, and my dentist says drinking that shizz as often as people do these days destroys your enamel. Best to have 1 or 2 a week max.

Can't eat? drink Diet Coke!
(but coke zero tastes way better)

Id have some right now, but I love my teeth, and my dentist says drinking that shizz as often as people do these days destroys your enamel. Best to have 1 or 2 a week max.

Shes one of those chicks that should never be fat, or shes going to be visually offensive. case and point, pic#12 her neck and lower chin is a unit, there's no degree of definition. So! that extra weight would make her look very unattractive...

It's hard to feel bad that she has ended her relationship on what is to be the third happiest day of my life. The second happiest is when she comes to my place and decides I would be a better mate. The happiest is when she gives up acting and gets into my kitchen where she belongs!

Just joking, she could still act. But only in the private movies we make together. The first movie will be a movie where she only talks backwards. It will be called "Reverse Cowgirl", and her line only line is, "Emoc annog Mi! Dog ho! Dog ho!"

Good GOD this woman needs a serious set of bangs installed on that forehead!

@ #5- My thoughts exactly. Why screw up a wonderful life when the world is your oyster?
Something about her I have always liked. Maybe she reminds me of myself, in a rebel, devil may care kind of attitude, but still very down to earth, and not full of herself.
Well good luck Miss Ricci! Stay single, and have the men eating out of your hands! And keep the real personality, unlike many of the obvious "starlets" whose ego is too big for their britches.
xoxoxo

Too bad she got a tit reduction.

Good-bye movie roles!

Is she single??

HAHA I love when he does the scratch through text. Cracks me up

I would like to bang that and jizz on her huge forehead.

Got some Gena Davis thing goin' on here.

Nice save, superfish.

Tinier version of Victoria Principal pre-plastic. Dang, that's a big forehead!

One more thing, you people trashing her looks need to get a life. She is not trying to be the sexiest star out there, this chick can actually act. She is not perfect, and I love the fact that she's not trying to be either. Ala Jessica Beil, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Leighton Meester, etc. This girl is in the industry to ACT.
You rock Christina! If I was a lesbian, I would try to snag ya! Ahh, hell I probably would either way if I ran into you!
Much love,
e-rock

Sorry, didn't notice the soda since I was staring directly at her nipples.

Seriously though, someone give her my number.

Jeez, Xtina Ricci is about the equivalent of the jizz rag you kept in the trunk of your car back in the day. You know the one you used after riding your girl bare back, so you didn't fuck up the upholstery in your car? Xtina's a freak! And she's a hot little freak, to boot! So pass that ass!

Crap, she's headed straight for my house. Goddammit, Ricci, it's really over, go back to Owen, I love you, but was never meant to be, it's just lust type infatuation we have, look I'll pay for the therapy just, just ... JUST DROP THE GODDAMM BRICKS ALREADY. STOP IT! OW! STOP IT! OW! STOP IT! OW! OW! OW ! ffffffffffucck! I'm think I'm really going to die, now, yes, that's a large hematoma .... pant ...pant ...pant (is she gone?)

Didn't she have a bird tattooed on one of her tits? Or was that a shop? Either way, I liked her better when she was chubby and had huge boobies. She was so curvy and luscious.

That Coke Zero is great stuff. If Hollywood held a battle of the midgets I bet Christina would kick Hayden's munchkin ass all the way to my house where I'd pick her up and wedge my cock into her little midget ass. Then me and Christina would laugh watching Hayden wiggling around on my weiner trying to touch the floor with her little midget legs. Later, I'd buttfuck Christina and then kick them out.

Shit! I got rid of her number when they got engaged! That was fucking stupid!

Christina, gimme a call, k?

After I licked her asshole I would give her a laxative and drink her liqueous feces.
Who the fuck licks an asshole? Doesn't shit come out of there? Just lick the ass itself you freaks. Do I have to be the brains around here again?

This girl never ages. Props to her. And I don't blame her for getting a breast reduction!

Ummm.......MINE!

what sort of sick individual would get a breast reduction???

I love little chicks with smokin' hot bodies. Nice nips, too!

wow, first thing I thought of before reading the comments was "I would toss her salad". Guess I'm not the only one.

Oh hells yeah, now I have a slight chance in hell!.....

#41, someone of her petite stature, huge boobs and a tired back! That's who. Besides, big boobs make you look bigger than what you are. So you be nice, mister.

some american girls get the picture now, folks?
(no, I MUST BE DREAMIN')

her forehead reminds me of the Superdome

OH! NICE!
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Ricci cleans up real good.

This girl has always been ugly IMO...that 6head, she looks like an alien. Now that she is putting weight back on, not having her fuller tits looks ridiculous. Small boobs and big flabby pale arms look horrible. Her breasts were never so big that she had to do it for medical reasons, she did it to get taken more seriously in Hollywood, period. Same with Jennifer Connely and Drew Barrymore. None of those women were larger than a DD, they didn't want to always be known for their boobs, they took the easy way out.

I'm so glad Scarlett Johansson isn't falling victim to this, she is proud of her curves and lands big roles and has no problem showing her acting chops while rocking a big set of tits, you go girl!

@ #50 Suzy- Wow, so you must be soo much hotter than Christina right? You are perfect, then right? Get a fuckin life bitch. I think she looks great. She is not trying to be the hottest chick out there. She is comfortable in her skin, which is why she wears the clothes she wears, and not the "look at me" barely there rags. She is known for acting chops, not her boobs.
Go back to your perfect world. ahem.

Oh dear. Looks like RIcci doesn't have a nice side profile in Pic 12

I think some of you folks are forgetting this little nugget from last year. Body to DIE for!!!:

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/09/christina_ricci_in_a_bikini.php

I don't get it. She was smoking hot 10 years ago. She was 5 years also. How does the girl keep on getting finer tho? She must be made out wine instead of water.