Jun 3 2009Christina Aguilera's son is a lucky bastard

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:) nice

I would absolutely crush that. I would straight gorilla that

Are we looking at the same thing here,,,, she looks... okay. not great.

I hope her silicone implants did not leak while nursing.

Christina, just wanted to take a moment to say thank-you for your posts here at The FISH. You are a beautiful woman with a lot of talent and I'm looking forward to your next album. You are 100% natural, regardless of what people say.

Randal

@6, I wouldn't even care!! I'd nurse on those bad boys until her rib cage sucked through..

She is just so damn sexy!! I love how she loves being a woman and she stands out from the crowd. Screw girl next door, i want a siren like xtina 24/7.

Yeah, the kid's lucky... he gets a guaranteed skank clown for every birthday party he'll have. He'll have a shitload of friends by default.

I'm gay and love transsexuals and she reminds me of one.

she's not wearing enough makeup

Is it me or does she look like she's got cheek implants recently ??

my pants just got tight. for some odd reason after looking at these pictures I want to stick my face between things and go bbbrrrriittzzzkkkii.

Just regular ole crackers that has an obvious problem transporting herself in high heels.
Maybe its the whole "walking & chewing gum" thing that trips her up.

She would look alot better with a street ape tandem on top.

Really?So now I need to look like a clown to be sexy? Jeez, this just keeps getting harder! I think im gonna switch to girl soon...

Really?So now I need to look like a clown to be sexy? Jeez, this just keeps getting harder! I think im gonna switch to girls soon...

Bitch got another set of implants. Why does she insist on wearing so much makeup?

Bitch got another set of implants. Why does she insist on wearing so much makeup?

Just like the current administration.

What will fall out of the clown car next?

Randal, put the cock back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.

she kind of looks loaded? All that makeup, some one must be insecure. (for no reason)

For the love of God..LAY OFF THE PORN STAR MAKEUP. Who the hell is this girl's stylist and makeup artist. She always looks so skanky and hookerish. I remember when she first came out and looked well actually innocent and the girl next door. I've never thought she was pretty but she def. does not need all that crap on her face. Especially hooker red lipstick and orange face makeup all the time. She's a mother now. Try dressing like one.

For the love of God..LAY OFF THE PORN STAR MAKEUP. Who the hell is this girl's stylist and makeup artist. She always looks so skanky and hookerish. I remember when she first came out and looked well actually innocent and the girl next door. I've never thought she was pretty but she def. does not need all that crap on her face. Especially hooker red lipstick and orange face makeup all the time. She's a mother now. Try dressing like one.

Oh yes a tranny clown with terrible implants...

Sign me up!

Her makeup is done beautifully, heavy or not, it's very well done eye and brow makeup. That no doubt chick always wears boatloads of red lipstick, where are her clown comments?

Since when is being a celeb about reality?

If i want to see the same beat down tired looking plain janes, i'd go to Walmart!

I would love to jizz all over her silicon bags

She needs to not apply so much face paint, and I'm speaking as a woman who wears foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick to take out the trash.

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Hasn't anyone ever told her when you have dramatic eye makeup, lay off the lipstick? Geezus, you don't do both. She looks like a damn clown and it's annoying the FUCK out of me. I may just be in a PISS POOR mood because a rattle snake tried to eat my fucking leg an hour ago. But still, she looks fucking retarded with so much make up.

Why is the son lucky, does he get to lather up the expose skin i see here with his tongue?

He'll never truly enjoy the photogenic funbags as we do. To him, they're a grocery store. His future friends on the other hand....

Maybe she uses make up to mask & hide from people that mock her all the time. Like some of you people do, hate celebrities because your jealous & want celebrity money and attention. Look what it did for her.

23/24 Marissa,

you say 'dress like a mother' you mean mom jeans and a floral short sleeve blouse? You want her to frump up so you can knock her down for being dowdy or plain or worse 'letting herself go after becoming a mom'.

Looks like she is out on the town for the night, god forbid she dress like a woman instead of just a mom

maybe in america.
BUT SURE NOT IN EUROPE, folks!!

Hey #37 I keep seeing you knock American women and talk about how superior looking the Europeans are and you're full of shit. Your gems are represented by Lily Allen, Kelly Osborne, Kerry Katona, and a bunch of other fatties. Even Kate Winslet is chub. The average British woman is a size 14. Look it up, fool.

SHE IS GORGEOUS.... she looks amazing, and the girl can sing like no other

Too much make up, too much peroxide - under all this crap she's about as pretty as Susan Boyle.

If I was the Sultan of The Universe,I'd corral every single Disney chick,past and present, and use them as my personal sex toys. Except the underage ones, of course. I'd have them cook or some shit until they were 18.

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To quote "Bachelor Party", if I were that kid, I would breast feed until I was 18...

Dang it! She is sooo sexy.

And UNLIKE other singers who sex it up to cover up the fact that they can't sing, Christina actually CAN sing. She has a beautiful voice. My favorite song is "I Turn to You."

BTW I LOVE her breasts.

Hello! who is this blonde brown-eye?

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Dress like a mother meaning..like a lady and not a hooker. Does you mother dress like that bc I know I would mortified if mine walked out of the house like that. What normal person do you see walking the street with that amount of makeup on their face. Come on. Makeup is used to enhance beauty not cover your face like a mask. I don't know, never in my 27 years on this planet have I walked out of my house looking like that. You can surely spend a "night on the town" looking classy and not with your tits hanging out every chance you get it. She has breasts..WOOHOO..so do I. I just have enough self confidence in myself that I don't have to have them displayed in the open every chance I get.

Fuck shes hot! I would eat my cereal from her ass. :P

too bad she's a butter face

ALL YOU BITCHES (NAY SAYERS) ARE JEALOUS. EVERY ONE WANTS TO BE PLATINUM BLONDE, BLUE EYED, WITH A HOT BODY. YOU TRY AND TRY. AND CHRISTINA DOES IT. PLUS SHE FUCKIN OUT SINGS/SMASHES MARIAH, JESSICA, BEYONCE ETC.

I think she looks horrible !! Like a damn tranny. I miss the Dirrty Christina.

I think she looks horrible !! Like a damn tranny. I miss the Dirrty Christina.

well marisa you see, my mom is in her 70's no I wouldn't want her dressed like that but you at 27 are about the same age as this woman here and you think she is dressed with her 'tits hanging out'. Sure she is sporting some cleavage but really, they are actually fairly well covered. Keep in mind you are bitching about a woman who is wearing long black pants but showing off her top half in a halter top. OH THE HUGE MANATEE

If you've never gone out showing a little cleavage then maybe you don't have the confidence you think you do - or the cleavage.

it takes confidence to wear sexy attire, you have to look and feel comfortable with your body to make it work.

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I always thought that the guy who writes the comments for this site uses his obvious wit and talent with the English language to hide (mostly unsuccessfully) some seriously misogynist tendencies - after seeing this post I must now also add serious 'mommy-issues'. 'Christina Aguilera's son is a lucky bastard?' - That’s just sick, my friend. I hope none of your female family members are attractive - you'd probably want to shag them too...

She needs to tone down the make up but hence that what she does but either way she is looking good.